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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Angela Christine posted:

Heh, you know what they do to pedos in prison?

That's right, they slap 'em. Not just once neither. Slap 'em until their face is red.


This may be the lamest prison drama ever.

I think they call that foreplay.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Jumpingmanjim posted:

I think they call that foreplay.

Nah, as a celebrity pedo he's probably in a protective custody wing. That means he's getting slapped around by other wimps and deviants who wouldn't be safe in genpop.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I'm hoping he's getting slapped around by the guards

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
I'd totally watch a show called Celebrity Slapfight. Or Duggering with the Stars.

Lol my phone autocorrected Duggering to suffering

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
In Touch magazine should have a weekly insert called Bad Touch that is just about Duggrars and subway Jared

WindowLiquor
Feb 8, 2011

Oh no no, this simply will not do!
Just going to leave this here.
http://imgur.com/V7wZ0GI

E: phone posting and it won't work like I want it to. Will fix later.

hepscat
Jan 16, 2005

Avenging Nun

WindowLiquor posted:

Just going to leave this here.
http://imgur.com/V7wZ0GI

E: phone posting and it won't work like I want it to. Will fix later.

They gave them their TV show back?!

I don't know why I'm so surprised, of course they did. Duggaring kids brings in the money.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

hepscat posted:

They gave them their TV show back?!


It's just two of the girls and their families I believe. Sorry daddy, but business is business.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
juib birnb

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

eric posted:

It's just two of the girls and their families I believe. Sorry daddy, but business is business.

No, I think that the entire show is coming back. They've already been doing that 'Counting on' show, but I think they're actually bringing back 19 kids and Counting. Could be wrong, but I'm fairly sure I heard this.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

No, I think that the entire show is coming back. They've already been doing that 'Counting on' show, but I think they're actually bringing back 19 kids and Counting. Could be wrong, but I'm fairly sure I heard this.

So at this point, we can pretty safely say TLC doesn't really have much of a problem with child abuse.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Bible posted:

So at this point, we can pretty safely say TLC doesn't really have much of a problem with child abuse.

Not remotely!

TLC: They loathe children.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Well they haven't brought back Honey Boo Boo, so maybe they have limits?

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
what about that midget show where they had a farm. are they still on?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

what about that midget show where they had a farm. are they still on?

Only if the adult midgets were fidgeting with the kidgets oh for gently caress's sake someone help me

Unctuous Cretin
Jun 20, 2007
LUrker
The Roloffs didn't fit the TLC mold because when they started going through difficult times (alcoholism, possible divorce, etc.) they did it mostly off camera and then decided to step out of the spotlight. They just don't fit in with the Duggars and the Booboos, unfortunately.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I guarantee they offer the BooBoos a new show as soon as the mother comes out of gastric bypass surgery.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I guarantee they offer the BooBoos a new show as soon as the mother comes out of gastric bypass surgery.

The most hilarious thing about that is mama June buying his and hers used Nissans for her and her ex.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


eric posted:

The most hilarious thing about that is mama June buying his and hers used Nissans for her and her ex.
The ex who molested her daughter :eng101:

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Did this get posted because what the gently caress

https://twitter.com/Fawzia786/status/709249302447702018

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Did this get posted because what the gently caress

https://twitter.com/Fawzia786/status/709249302447702018

Awww, Honey BooBoo's face is starting to melt just like Mama June's!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

"Smile for the camera. Give us a bit 'YEE HAW' so we can see those gums!"

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

That apple sure didn't fall far from the family tree but I suppose that's no big surprise.

Kallev
Nov 16, 2014

slomomofo posted:

That apple sure didn't fall far from the family tree but I suppose that's no big surprise.

Lol if you think that family touches apples or any other type of non-ruinous food.

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran
The tater tot didn't fall too far out of the casserole.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
inbreeding lol

eat fresh

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

Good point, and as the casserole expands the tot shall return from whence it came.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON
Jared Fogel got actually beat up in prison (again) -

SFGate posted:

The Indiana sex offender was left bloodied and bruised when fellow inmate Steven Nigg, 60, pushed him to the ground and threw multiple punches into his face at Englewood prison.

Nigg, who is serving time for a fire gun conviction tied to a series of robberies, walked away unharmed, while Fogle was left with a bloody nose, swollen face and scratches on his neck.

Geoj fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Mar 16, 2016

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Did this get posted because what the gently caress

https://twitter.com/Fawzia786/status/709249302447702018

what genetic mutation makes these hicks have such high liplines/low gumlines?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

The White Dragon posted:

what genetic mutation makes these hicks have such high liplines/low gumlines?

A proud tradition of children sucking on two-liter bottles of Pepsi as soon as their strength and motor skills allow.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Kallev posted:

Lol if you think that family touches apples or any other type of non-ruinous food.

The first episode of Honey BooBoo I saw was Mama June going to a food auction. I think she ended up with a lot of expired Oreos.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

The White Dragon posted:

what genetic mutation makes these hicks have such high liplines/low gumlines?

Arkansas.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Did this get posted because what the gently caress

https://twitter.com/Fawzia786/status/709249302447702018
Everything about these people says "please end our genetic line in fire"

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

what about that midget show where they had a farm. are they still on?

Not enough child molestation for the Christian audience.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

But that's the thing. Is it a Christian audience?

I always thought the audiences for TLC's trashpeople shows was middle class educated types looking down on the plebs and laughing/clutching their pearls/being disgusted.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

A midget farm sounds cute

Id watch that with a little toy tractor

Toot toot

The Bible
May 8, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

But that's the thing. Is it a Christian audience?

I always thought the audiences for TLC's trashpeople shows was middle class educated types looking down on the plebs and laughing/clutching their pearls/being disgusted.

Hmm.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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The White Dragon posted:

what genetic mutation makes these hicks have such high liplines/low gumlines?

that's a side effect of her squinting for 30 years because she 'has bad eyes but dont wanna wear glasses' probably. like squint real hard like you're trying to make christmas lights twinkle, you feel how your lip curls up and you get all hickface? she decided to roll with that

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May 5, 2005



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donkey salami posted:

A midget farm sounds cute

Id watch that with a little toy tractor

Toot toot

dude he basically built a little person theme park with rides and poo poo

i dont know how they ended up and i heard it wasnt a super happy story but for a while i was cheering for matt roloff p hard, i'd kick back mickeys grenades with him any time

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