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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Looks like the beginning of an LA beast episode

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gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

It looks sacred

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




gentle pete posted:

It looks sacred

It's a mimc.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Wow. It's like...I want to try it? At the same time, I really don't want to try it.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


What is the tip of the pizza supposed to even be if she's wearing a bra to cover her cheese tits? It ain't clothes I tell you what

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

PREMIUM

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

"Premium" "cheese"... I'll accept it may be sauce of some kind!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

I was browsing the list of sandwiches on wikipedia.

I know this is a while back but I'm amused we live in a world where no one called you out on that.

(I'm not judging, I also enjoy wiki-tripping into new recipes, it's how I found out about cassoulet, which is another food that cannot be photographed well.)

Anywho, who want's some beige for dinner.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Picnic Princess posted:

What is the tip of the pizza supposed to even be if she's wearing a bra to cover her cheese tits? It ain't clothes I tell you what

This would be true in a world that had not invented the thigh split dress

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I know this is a while back but I'm amused we live in a world where no one called you out on that.

I was trying to explain reubens to a friend of mine and then I noticed the list.

Now I was checking yummly for new recipes and I discovered...

Spinach Queso!




quote:

1 lb Velveeta cheese, cubed
1 (10 oz) can Rotel tomatoes
1 (8 oz) package TGI Friday's Frozen Spinach Artichoke Dip



Peel back a corner of the frozen dip and microwave on HIGH for 2 minutes. Set aside.

In a large microwave-safe dish, combine undrained Rotel and Velvetta cheese. Microwave on HIGH 5 minutes or just until cheese melts. Remove from microwave; stir in partially cooked spinach and artichoke dip. Microwave for an additional 3 minutes, or until cheese is melted. Stir until mixture is well blended.

Serve wtih tortilla chips.

*I found the TGI Friday's Spinach Artichoke Dip at Wal-Mart*

edit:
God bless.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Data Graham posted:

This would be true in a world that had not invented the thigh split dress

You still don't put a bra over a dress. Anyway you guys wanna do some shots?

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



I'd probably try those.

But I legitimately like Cement Mixers so I'm just certifiably insane.



(Don't let them get like this you idiot, you have the Bailey's in your mouth then you take the shot of the juice.)

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I once accidentally mixed Barenjager with half-and-half, it was a bad idea. That's like the one texture I can't deal with. Luckily I was like just 21 and a great showoff to my idiot friends so I got drunk anyway and now understand that cream-based poo poo curdles in a terrifying way.

E: Oh that was stupid, wrong picture goddamn it. Here's a link since I can't get imgur to work:

http://savoystomp.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/IMG_3572.jpg

It's called a prairie chicken. It's gin, raw egg, salt and pepper.


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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Gross

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



:agreed:

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

"No rules", they said.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The flood of special accessories for the Wii really did get out of hand.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I bet Gamestop only paid $2 for those slices, too.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

chitoryu12 posted:

I bet Gamestop only paid $2 for those slices, too.

Less probably, those slices have the distinctive markings of a Little Caesar's(The Mad Catz of pizza) Hot and Ready Cheese Pizza. Which last I checked was like a fiver for a large.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Tony Bologna posted:

Less probably, those slices have the distinctive markings of a Little Caesar's(The Mad Catz of pizza) Hot and Ready Cheese Pizza. Which last I checked was like a fiver for a large.

From the size of those slices, they look like the pizza was cut into eighths which would mean that Gamestop only paid $1.20 for two slices and marked them up to the $14.99.
Seems about right to be honest.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

I was trying to explain reubens to a friend of mine and then I noticed the list.

Now I was checking yummly for new recipes and I discovered...

Spinach Queso!




edit:
God bless.

This made me cry with laughter and I don't know why.

Also, guys, I really want the Peeps milk. I love Peeps. I like putting two of them in the microwave with toothpick swords and putting it on high until one of them pops the other. (this game is best played with someone else's microwave.)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

Spinach Queso!



This stuff is actually not bad, except make your own rotel with tomatoes and jalapenos. Also chop some onion and baby spinach. I've got nothing on the velveeta, but use the white stuff instead.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

bringmyfishback posted:

Also, guys, I really want the Peeps milk.

Maybe it will be at a store near you.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Prairie-Farms-Peeps-Orange-Creme-Flavored-Milk-32-fl-oz/49943158

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I'm sort of excited that I can buy egg nog after January, but not like this...not like this.

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

bringmyfishback posted:

This made me cry with laughter and I don't know why.

I think it's because instead of the lovely Rotel-Velveeta concoction with some chopped spinach in it, they had to microwave a freaking TGIF spinach dip and then add it. Like they went through more work and more money to make something less good.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sanguinary Novel posted:

I think it's because instead of the lovely Rotel-Velveeta concoction with some chopped spinach in it, they had to microwave a freaking TGIF spinach dip and then add it. Like they went through more work and more money to make something less good.

Yeah its the same reason Sandra Lee is so funny. You're taking an already finished standalone product and adding poo poo that can't possibly actually improve it. It's a "recipe" in the same way that putting together a McGangbang is one

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/NerdJosh/status/711863260841168896

DAMMIT.

https://twitter.com/Reizi_am00/status/711824316535472128

Uh...

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
Is that a condom filled with mayonnaise?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I thought it was an egg but now I'm not sure...

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
Who cooks eggs in condoms, for fucks sake?

Everyone knows you use them to cook spaghetti.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


It's ice cream. (Again.)



This might be more what you're looking for:



http://www.wowjpn.com/1439

Christmas Cake
Dec 25, 2008

You just reminded me of this condom cooking video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei56To5QIkw

They did a couple of followups but it never came out quite this horrible looking.

Christmas Cake has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Mar 21, 2016

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author








The New Anti-Food Porn Thread: any flavor should technically work

twoday has a new favorite as of 18:34 on Mar 21, 2016

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
nice focus and flash on that camera

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

bringmyfishback posted:

This made me cry with laughter and I don't know why.

Also, guys, I really want the Peeps milk. I love Peeps. I like putting two of them in the microwave with toothpick swords and putting it on high until one of them pops the other. (this game is best played with someone else's microwave.)

My stepmom tried to get me to do that peeps in the microwave thing with her and I was all I'm 30 years old is this supposed to be fun

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You'll rot longer than you'll live.

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

JUST MAKE A LOADED BAKED POTATO YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH gently caress

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

twoday posted:

The New Anti-Food Porn Thread: any flavor should technically work
Done
They are ok :geno:

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Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

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