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A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/pedrocamacho/status/711962033420431360

new guess for friday: soundtrack sale.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015



WTF is wrong with these people? Seriously?

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist

Eonwe posted:

stardew valley is the inverse of star citizen, by the way

rather than raising millions for the next great harvest moon game and then bloating the scope

1 man created an entire game (art, music, gameplay, everything) that was a better Harvest Moon game than Natsume ever thought of making

its the best game of this year, and probably will remain that way

he never took a single preorder, he never did early access, he just made a game, and then released it

I'm gonna marry Eonwe's mom in Stardew Valley

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

FrankieGoes posted:



WTF is wrong with these people? Seriously?

besides the ultra creepy way he's asking, is he asking to open a college fund but for spaceship jpegs for his daughter?

Bloodborne
Sep 24, 2008

FrankieGoes posted:



WTF is wrong with these people? Seriously?

This guy is somebodies father. Sorry little girl.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

imagine having to explain that to your friends as a 13 year old girl

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


FrankieGoes posted:



WTF is wrong with these people? Seriously?

gotta plan ahead. just think, in 13 years who knows what the prices for this game that is both released and still popular might have skyrocketed to

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


TheHoosier posted:

imagine having to explain that to your friends as a 13 year old girl

at least being a recovering alcoholic is understandable

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hey guys

i used to have severe problems with drugs and alcohol. Popping pills to get through the day was the norm for me.

My question is about shields. What level shields will the Aurora have available?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Haskell9 posted:

I'm gonna marry Eonwe's mom in Stardew Valley

rude

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

FrankieGoes posted:



WTF is wrong with these people? Seriously?

Like, just going with maybe the least retarded thread in there- when has a game ever gotten more expensive over time? And I'm not talking about a pre-order discount.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

alf_pogs posted:

gotta plan ahead. just think, in 13 years who knows what the prices for this game that is both released and still popular might have skyrocketed to

I think this guy should get his daughter the SC logo tattooed on her arm tomorrow. Who knows how much tattoo prices may rise to in the future? He could be saving thousands.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Like, just going with maybe the least retarded thread in there- when has a game ever gotten more expensive over time? And I'm not talking about a pre-order discount.

SQ42 will be sold as 278 individual installments. Gotta use those mocap studios for something!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Haskell9 posted:

I'm gonna marry Eonwe's mom in Stardew Valley

I didn't think she was available? I now feel jilted.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

FrankieGoes posted:



WTF is wrong with these people? Seriously?

Oh, I don't know. What options do we have to choose from?
I mean, DSM-V isn't supposed to be used as a shopping list, but I guess there's a first time for everything.

atxsperg
Jan 29, 2016

I like cats for their cuddles, but hate the boxes of shit.

Toops posted:

Can someone explain what he's talking about when he says "You go in, you see the model, you see how it's put together, yank out the pieces, put them in the XML, you go in the engine, you shoot it." ?

I know next to nothing about CryEngine, is this seriously how they import 3d models into the CryEngine editor? Or is this something else?

Cryengine is stuck together with some of the most malformed XML I have ever ran across. its like a someone was told xml was cool and then went and stuck it into the framework without actually understanding how xml is supposed to be used.
Which makes sense since half of the toolchain was written by interns out of university, and no i am not kidding. you should see their maxscripts, they are truly a thing of horror.

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist

hey maybe im a really great guy

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist
Also no one linked T-Minus the awful and sickening truths so he wtf about the Stimpire

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Haskell9 posted:

Also no one linked T-Minus the awful and sickening truths so he wtf about the Stimpire

Yes, T-Minus, you will have to inform yourself of the sickening and heartbreaking truths of the Fourth Stimpire: the pain that triples every second, the worst kind of electricity, the civil meat, all of it.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Tippis posted:

Finally found it… drat internet keeps changing addresses and stuff. What's the point of browser bookmarks even?!


I raise you SICP.

Also good answer.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

alf_pogs posted:

thanks heaps for these SomethingJones. i've started bashing everything into a wikia during work downtime, so it's all in one place and linked to the corresponding videos. i've barely scratched the surface of what you've done but i'll be chipping away at it all day today and tomorrow.

http://fourthstimpire.wikia.com

if any goons want to help contribute to this nonsense, by all means jump on in; i'm entirely new to editing a wiki and am learning as i go.

I got a feeling that once this wiki gets going, shitizens will hound the wikia staff until it is deleted.

Happy Sisyphus
Nov 13, 2013

You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

is stardew valley really better than harvest moon? i loved harvest moon a wonderful life and magical melody but never got super into the 2d ones

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Happy Sisyphus posted:

is stardew valley really better than harvest moon? i loved harvest moon a wonderful life and magical melody but never got super into the 2d ones

Yes it's much better

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Samizdata posted:

Better yet, you are controlling the space commando making GBS threads the pants that you are in.

Better than that, the making GBS threads pipeline has done some amazing texturing and mocap, thanks to Developer Ben Lesnick.

What a shtter.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6480020/#Comment_6480020

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Toops posted:

I do want to give a visual sense of being restrained though. Maybe use a network of floating beacons to denote the boundaries?

I am getting an image in my head of the Frontier in Fifth Element.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


If you're already spending hundreds of dollars on a game that doesn't exist, then I suppose spending $100 on something that is deliberately useless seems like the next logical step. Somehow.

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist
I would be a good stepdad in Stardew, Eonwe. I would let you explore the mines all you like & back you up when poo poo gets real.

1500
Nov 3, 2015

Give me all your crackers

Happy Sisyphus posted:

is stardew valley really better than harvest moon? i loved harvest moon a wonderful life and magical melody but never got super into the 2d ones

yes

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

FrankieGoes posted:



WTF is wrong with these people? Seriously?

He's planning ahead on how to be a lovely, useless parent. Impressive, most people just make that up as they go.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Sundowner posted:



https://soundcloud.com/sundownersa/the-goons-are-a-raging

come gather round plebians to subscriber forums
and admit that the whales around you have grown
and accept it that soon you'll have jpegs of your own
if this dream to you is worth saving
so you better start saving disability checks
for the goons they are raging

come derek and goons who shitpost on your blogs
and keep your distance or we'll call out the mob
and don't speak too soon hamster wheels are in spin
and there's no telling what chris is thinkin
for the lesnick now will be later to win
for the goons they are raging


This is pretty excellent. Wish I didn't already give my spare gpu away, you deserve it more then my friend I gave it to... o9

VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit
Jesus gently caress that SC discord :holymoley:

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

FrankieGoes posted:



WTF is wrong with these people? Seriously?

Marc "I liked him better when he was drinking" Falcone, ladies and gentlemen.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Madcosby posted:

hey guys

i used to have severe problems with drugs and alcohol. Popping pills to get through the day was the norm for me.

My question is about shields. What level shields will the Aurora have available?

:laffo:

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist
Is that a jesus cross under the third icon under his username? Does the pope exist in AD 2997?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The only gripe I have about stardew is the hardwood is stupid to find. Fishing sucks at first too.

Also, the stimpire reminded me of something. Along ways back in this thread I mentioned a thing about a spaceship taking lifetimes to cross, I remembered where I rgot it from. Look up "Morbus Gravis heavy metal 1986" in google images. Its :nws: as hell, so don't do it at work. It was originally published under the name druuna. It's like the stimpire a comic. I found a box of old comics when I was cleaning earlier and found it.

VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Scruffpuff posted:

Sandi, your daughter has a giant head. Just FYI.

Edit: That standee gets worse the longer I look at it. Midget porn in SC confirmed.

Don't give her poo poo, she needs somewhere to store those 6 PHD's.

E-someone post that oh de ohp Lesnick poop

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


FrankieGoes posted:



WTF is wrong with these people? Seriously?

What kind of Alcoholic refers to himself as "recovered" and not "recovering".

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

atxsperg posted:

Cryengine is stuck together with some of the most malformed XML I have ever ran across. its like a someone was told xml was cool and then went and stuck it into the framework without actually understanding how xml is supposed to be used.
Which makes sense since half of the toolchain was written by interns out of university, and no i am not kidding. you should see their maxscripts, they are truly a thing of horror.

Jesus God man, this was the worst outcome I could think of to answer that question.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. XML is the worst. It needs to die.

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VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Sankis posted:

What kind of Alcoholic refers to himself as "recovered" and not "recovering".

A winner... A true citizen

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