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Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

Bombadilillo posted:

Or they lived somewhere not poo poo and not cold.

Not cold? Texas and Arizona both have NHL teams, Florida has two, and California has three. Do you live on the surface of the sun or Hell or something?

(Everywhere is poo poo. Travel more)

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Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Cat Hatter posted:

Not cold? Texas and Arizona both have NHL teams, Florida has two, and California has three. Do you live on the surface of the sun or Hell or something?

(Everywhere is poo poo. Travel more)

Has an nhl team = all not poor kids there ice skate? Are you stupid?

# ? Mar 15, 2016 05:01

Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

Bombadilillo posted:

Has an nhl team = all not poor kids there ice skate? Are you stupid?

Are you? What does the quote in my post have to do with poor kids? Don't get pissy just because JoelJoel is ragging on your broke-rear end parents.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 07:44

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

JoelJoel posted:

Best use of a BC Rich guitar.

Also what the gently caress happened to that dudes face? I was expecting the gif or video of dude getting his throat slit in the middle of the game.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 08:05

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hockey stuff eh? Always loved this pic:

Who did he hit with it?

Look, let's not discuss the relevant merits and wealth of the regions where it is played, but ice hockey is a fight where sport occasionally breaks out on the field.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:02

Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

Jedit posted:

Who did he hit with it?

Look, let's not discuss the relevant merits and wealth of the regions where it is played, but ice hockey is a fight where sport occasionally breaks out on the field.

I have nothing against places without hockey teams, but I lived in Atlanta for too long listening to people justifying letting the Thrashers move away with "Its too hot for hockey".

Here's a Bad rear end Picture I stole from the Space Thread:

Powered Descent posted:

In addition to the ones already mentioned, STS-51F did an Abort To Orbit (ATO) due to sensor failures in the main engines, and ended up in a slightly lower orbit than planned. But since all the actual mission objectives only required them to be "in space" and not "in this particular orbit", everything after that went well. In a similar vein, STS-93 had a number of little things go wrong with the main engines during ascent (any one of which might easily have gotten not-so-little and ruined their whole day), again resulting in a slightly lower orbit than intended.

Depending on how high you want to put the bar on "partial mission failure", there's any number of things that didn't go quite as planned. Probably the worst ones would be the failure of the space-tether experiments on STS-46 and STS-75, and the two communications satellites that were deployed during STS-41B... but both of their kick motors failed, stranding them in a useless low orbit. And of course the Space Toilet broke from time to time, which didn't really impact mission objectives but had a significant impact on crew comfort.

But the tale of those two satellites with the failed kick motors has a happy ending. STS-51A went and retrieved both of them from their useless orbit and returned them to Earth. Both satellites were then refurbished, sold to new owners, and re-launched into useful service!

That's the back story of this famous image:

When the kick motors failed, the original owners were compensated by their insurance companies and were no longer considered owners of the hardware. So at the time the sats were retrieved, NASA knew that these would be used spaceships looking for new owners.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 10:14

bean_shadow: Sep 27, 2005; If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Cat Hatter posted:

I have nothing against places without hockey teams, but I lived in Atlanta for too long listening to people justifying letting the Thrashers move away with "Its too hot for hockey".

Here's a Bad rear end Picture I stole from the Space Thread:

Where's the Space thread? Could you link it?

# ? Mar 15, 2016 13:34

suuma: Apr 2, 2009

Just click on the quote Cat Hatter posted, it'll take you to the post from that thread.

e: here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3580990&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

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Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

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ColHannibal: Sep 17, 2007

Nordick posted:

ColHannibal has a new favorite as of 16:52 on Mar 15, 2016

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Bitchin' Betty retired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx7-yvXf6f8

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Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Oh, Nico

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Stex T posted:

Oh, Nico

A few weeks ago I went to a renaissance festival where a local clown/magician was a regular performer. He always started off his act by simply doing a 3-ball cascade like that while casually walking around and talking to the audience, before reminding them that even though this is the simplest juggling move it takes hundreds of hours of practice to be able to do it so easily while talking like it's no big deal.

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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Astrobastard: Dec 31, 2008; Winky Face

Say Nothing posted:

Mark Hunt is a beast, love him

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:29

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Knock them out, walk off.

http://i.imgur.com/LSd8gxF.webm

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10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Say Nothing posted:

Knock them out, walk off.

http://i.imgur.com/LSd8gxF.webm

I'm still not totally sure how the last guy in the white trunks got knocked out, but the knocker is absolutely disgusted about it.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 15:00

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

10 Beers posted:

I'm still not totally sure how the last guy in the white trunks got knocked out, but the knocker is absolutely disgusted about it.

Catches him with a right handed shot to the side of his head when he ducks down, right by his temple. He had a lot of leverage on that blow.

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DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

WoodrowSkillson posted:

He had a lot of leverage on that blow.

Didn't need it, that's a 45 lb arm. Like getting a cinder block casually tossed to the side of your head, it doesn't even have to be that fast.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 15:08

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Here's an old mugshot of a vicious career criminal

Fran�ois Bertillon, caught nibbling a basket of pears,17 October 1893

He wasn't actually arrested, his father Alphonse Bertillon was the police officer who standardized the 'front and side' mugshots and this was a fun practice shot

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Honestly I wasn't even remotely surprised a toddler in the late 1800s would be arrested and charged for nibbling a pear

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

I'm just surprised that isn't one of those pictures of a dead toddler that's been embalmed and posed.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

Honestly I wasn't even remotely surprised a toddler in the late 1800s would be arrested and charged for nibbling a pear

According to the post he nibbled the basket, not the pears.

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AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

No his crime was that he nibbled every single loving pear in the entire basket instead of just eating one like a normal kid god dammit Francois

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

He's got those hardened eyes of a lifelong criminal. 20 23 months of hard living etched into his features.

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Fran�ois the Nibbler was the little-known Parisian counterpart to Jack the Ripper.

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Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Solice Kirsk posted:

He's got those hardened eyes of a lifelong criminal. 20 23 months of hard living etched into his features.

A true 1000 CM stare.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

A true 1000 CM stare.

Ah yes the one thousand coulomb nautical mile stare.

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13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm just surprised that isn't one of those pictures of a dead toddler that's been embalmed and posed.

I collect these. They're really neat but difficult to authenticate and the really cool ones are so, so expensive :negative:

# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:27

Big Centipede: Mar 20, 2009; it tingles

13Pandora13 posted:

I collect these. They're really neat but difficult to authenticate and the really cool ones are so, so expensive

It's cheaper to make your own.

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AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

13Pandora13 posted:

I collect embalmed toddlers

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13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

^^^ Only a couple are kids, most of them are adults. I only collect the life-posed style.

Big Centipede posted:

It's cheaper to make your own.

I get where you're going, but other than it no longer being in fashion, the style of portraiture + the legal climate around the handling of dead bodies makes the posed body, positioned with family members type of photo impossible to produce in the US.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:45

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

13Pandora13 posted:

^^^ Only a couple are kids, most of them are adults. I only collect the life-posed style.

I get where you're going, but other than it no longer being in fashion, the style of portraiture + the legal climate around the handling of dead bodies makes the posed body, positioned with family members type of photo impossible to produce in the US.

You should make an A/T thread about your dead body picture habit

# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:09

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

13Pandora13 posted:

^^^ Only a couple are kids, most of them are adults. I only collect the life-posed style.

I get where you're going, but other than it no longer being in fashion, the style of portraiture + the legal climate around the handling of dead bodies makes the posed body, positioned with family members type of photo impossible to produce in the US.

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

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lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

I think the last one there really pulls it off

# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:37

cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

13Pandora13 posted:

^^^ Only a couple are kids, most of them are adults. I only collect the life-posed style.

I get where you're going, but other than it no longer being in fashion, the style of portraiture + the legal climate around the handling of dead bodies makes the posed body, positioned with family members type of photo impossible to produce in the US.

That woman in New Jersey who insists her daughter isn't dead and rotting would disagree.

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