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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/NerdJosh/status/711863260841168896

https://twitter.com/Dacidbro/status/711866342832529408

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

twoday posted:





The New Anti-Food Porn Thread: any flavor should technically work

Came in midway through the gif, took a few rewatchings to realize hope they don't mean literal playdoh

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Gotta be honest, I kind of want to try onion-potato lasagne side dish. Once. I imagine it's incredibly unhealthy and heavy.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Arivia posted:

Gotta be honest, I kind of want to try onion-potato lasagne side dish. Once. I imagine it's incredibly unhealthy and heavy.

Carbs and fat in high abundance. So it would probably be delicious since the body always likes those things, but it would also probably be really bland.

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



Arivia posted:

Gotta be honest, I kind of want to try onion-potato lasagne side dish. Once. I imagine it's incredibly unhealthy and heavy.

Just eat a giant pile of perogies and save yourself the trouble of constructing all those layers.





gay but cute tho
Apr 23, 2015

my mom used to make this all the time when i was little, except the onions were substituted for loose corn or canned green beans, it's pretty ok but i hated the vegetables :shrug:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Part of the pierogi I like best is the browned outside of the tender pocket of dough. There is like, no browning going on with this glop

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Just eat a giant pile of perogies and save yourself the trouble of constructing all those layers.





Not sure what this is but I would eat it without hesitation

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Does anyone have the video/gif for a chicken thing that came up on a food porn twitter/instagram once? iirc it was chicken breasts (unseasoned) into a casserole dish, covered with hot sauce, covered with cheese. Into the oven. That's it. And this was presented like it was super appetizing.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AnonSpore posted:

Does anyone have the video/gif for a chicken thing that came up on a food porn twitter/instagram once? iirc it was chicken breasts (unseasoned) into a casserole dish, covered with hot sauce, covered with cheese. Into the oven. That's it. And this was presented like it was super appetizing.

Who put a camera in my kitchen?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

gay but cute tho posted:

my mom used to make this all the time when i was little, except the onions were substituted for loose corn or canned green beans, it's pretty ok but i hated the vegetables :shrug:

Try it again but with black beans, corn, and fresh diced tomato. I had those in a pulled pork panini the other day and it was loving amazing. I could eat black beans in probably anything.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bringmyfishback posted:

I love Peeps. I like putting two of them in the microwave with toothpick swords and putting it on high until one of them pops the other. (this game is best played with someone else's microwave.)

This is the cutest thing.


I would shove this into my mouth until I died, thank you.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


27 Utterly Terrible Ways Food Was Actually Served In 2015

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


gently caress all this poo poo, I'm going to McDonalds

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

I love the phrase 'buttery onions'. It's so emblematic of this whole trashy buzzfeed cook-bait poo poo. You could have said 'sautéed' or 'caramelised' but no, better go with 'buttery' so we don't scare off any of the suburban pinterest moms or stoner college kids that will endlessly repost these garbage 'recipes' to social media for us.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

cyberia posted:

I love the phrase 'buttery onions'. It's so emblematic of this whole trashy buzzfeed cook-bait poo poo. You could have said 'sautéed' or 'caramelised' but no, better go with 'buttery' so we don't scare off any of the suburban pinterest moms or stoner college kids that will endlessly repost these garbage 'recipes' to social media for us.

There's nothing wrong with the phrase, put the beast back on its leash for a while.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Maybe they sauteed the onions in butter instead of vegetable oil. Sounds pretty good, I have to say.

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Picnic Princess posted:

Maybe they sauteed the onions in butter instead of vegetable oil. Sounds pretty good, I have to say.
ever sauté them in bacon grease?
:goonsay:

super delicious though

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Picnic Princess posted:

Maybe they sauteed the onions in butter instead of vegetable oil. Sounds pretty good, I have to say.

Buttery onions sounds like they just drenched onions in melted butter.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

TontoCorazon posted:

Buttery onions sounds like they just drenched onions in melted butter.

If they were sauteed first, totally would.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Screaming Idiot posted:

There's nothing wrong with the phrase, put the beast back on its leash for a while.

Yeah, considering that the dish is just asking you to layer stuff on top of each other, no need for any fancy actual cooking terms here. :v:

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

I hate it when people mix starches. That's too many different empty calorie starches! Why wouldn't you just omit the lasagna noodles, they don't add anything to the dish.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Horrible Smutbeast posted:

I hate it when people mix starches. That's too many different empty calorie starches! Why wouldn't you just omit the lasagna noodles, they don't add anything to the dish.

It wouldn't be lasagna then, would it?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

It barely is to begin with.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

I hate it when people mix starches. That's too many different empty calorie starches! Why wouldn't you just omit the lasagna noodles, they don't add anything to the dish.

Yeah, me too dawg.



breaded chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy thickened with flour, corn, macaroni, and I don't know what the little things are. The amount of carbs and lack of anything but carbs is disgusting. Still would eat this, though.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Tiberius Thyben posted:

It wouldn't be lasagna then, would it?

Not everything has to be lasagna.

On Pinterest the other day I saw a gluten-free, meatless paleo lasagna. Instead of noodles, it used zucchini from the mandolin slicer. Instead of meat, it had squash, mushrooms and onions. Instead of cheese on top it had sadness. And instead of a lasagna, it was a loving vegetable casserole.

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


loving lol, I used to work at a place at No.17. 'A pint of chips' is meant to indicate the size of the amount you get, not the type of the container, you doofuses.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I live in China :(
I suppose it's not impossible- we do have Wal-Mart in my city- but I feel like this is just one of those things that I'll dream about and never try, Like the Cheetos Crunchwrap. And sex. jk I have sex like ALL DAY

Sanguinary Novel posted:

I think it's because instead of the lovely Rotel-Velveeta concoction with some chopped spinach in it, they had to microwave a freaking TGIF spinach dip and then add it. Like they went through more work and more money to make something less good.

Yeah, I think that's it. I just don't get the point. poo poo is not cooking.

Semisponge posted:

My stepmom tried to get me to do that peeps in the microwave thing with her and I was all I'm 30 years old is this supposed to be fun

I'M 31 AND YES IT IS SO GO SUCK A PEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She just wants to CONNECT. And marshmallow is the best medium for anything.


well, maybe not...

marshmallow log



2 cups flaked coconut

2 cups miniature colored marshmallows

2 cups crushed graham crackers

1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk

1 cup chopped walnuts

10 candied cherries, quartered

Sprinkle coconut evenly on a sheet of waxed paper. In a medium bowl, stir together marshmallows, graham cracker crumbs, condensed milk, walnuts and cherries. Shape into a log. Place on waxed paper and roll in coconut. Wrap with waxed paper and refrigerate until firm.


My favorite review:
"Didn't go as fast as I expected it to. Just wasn't to my family's liking.
it sucked AND it took too long wtf

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

bringmyfishback posted:

it sucked AND it took too long wtf

Poster means her family didn't eat it as quickly as she thought they would. What a surprising result???

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Just eat a giant pile of perogies and save yourself the trouble of constructing all those layers.


Mushroom gravy is pretty anti food porn. Tasty but looks bad Todd. Also that perogi is enormous.

quote:


I'm guessing that's chopped cabbage and I would. Would so hard.

quote:


UGH

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Horrible Smutbeast posted:

I hate it when people mix starches. That's too many different empty calorie starches! Why wouldn't you just omit the lasagna noodles, they don't add anything to the dish.

Well, I think they're supposed to be the dumpling dough part of the pierogi, but yeah lasagna is a very different mouthfeel overall.

It may have been good with cabbage leaves in place of noodles.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

serious norman posted:

nice focus and flash on that camera

It's like found footage cooking

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Stretching the boundaries again with this one but gently caress it, it's funny.

https://twitter.com/arinosukorori/status/711750967981506562

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

twoday posted:

Yeah, me too dawg.



breaded chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy thickened with flour, corn, macaroni, and I don't know what the little things are. The amount of carbs and lack of anything but carbs is disgusting. Still would eat this, though.

Gravy thickened with flour is regular gravy. A roux (the base for gravy) is just cooked fat + flour.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Stretching the boundaries again with this one but gently caress it, it's funny.

https://twitter.com/arinosukorori/status/711750967981506562

That looks like something that would belong in an Americansouth.jpg thread.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

subpar anachronism posted:

Gravy thickened with flour is regular gravy. A roux (the base for gravy) is just cooked fat + flour.



Sure. I was just highlighting that gravy is a carby sauce, as opposed to a sauce based on the juices from a roast or something

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

twoday posted:

Yeah, me too dawg.



breaded chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy thickened with flour, corn, macaroni, and I don't know what the little things are. The amount of carbs and lack of anything but carbs is disgusting. Still would eat this, though.

That's called "corn", buddy.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

EorayMel posted:

That looks like something that would belong in an Americansouth.jpg thread.

Australia.jpg fits too

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

twoday posted:

Yeah, me too dawg.



breaded chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy thickened with flour, corn, macaroni, and I don't know what the little things are. The amount of carbs and lack of anything but carbs is disgusting. Still would eat this, though.

have, and would again

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
On today's episode of "Food that is impossible to photograph without looking like dog vomit": delicious goddamn curry. :colbert: Can't wait to eat it though.

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