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Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?
Yes, it's a Sandwich.
No, it's not a Sandwich.
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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Nooner posted:

who the gently caress holds a sandwich sideways when they eat it??



How do you eat subway sandwiches?

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Nooner posted:

who the gently caress holds a sandwich sideways when they eat it??



What if you are eating in a rotating reference frame!? HUH!? HUH!?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
you're a hotdog

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Hot Karl Marx posted:

How do you eat subway sandwiches?

Too young to have ever known about the u-gouge cut? But in here trying to re-define the sandwich for millennial tastes? Terrible.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

How do you eat subway sandwiches?

Fresh :grin:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
i bet you know who is eating fresh, in jail!

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Hot Karl Marx posted:

It is my opinion that this food item is, and has always been, a sandwich, based on the application of the principles I've used to similarly declare all hotdogs as sandwiches



Jesus dude, get it together. This is getting ugly.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
are any of the following things sandwiches:


Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

are any of the following things sandwiches:

NO

NO

YES

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
also not proud of this but the other day i ate a hotdog and didnt have buns OR bread, so I rolled it up in a tortilla to give it a "latin" kick!


ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


YOU DESERVE TO BE PRESIDENT

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

are any of the following things sandwiches:


I can't comment until I get enough clear screencaps of Theo's Bacon Double Burger Dog to form a historically-sound hypothesis.

But I will accept that that blurryness in the photo is apropos for the sasquatch footage/I Want To Believe poster-level of conspiracy it would represent.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

is cereal a soup?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


QuoProQuid posted:

is cereal a soup?

Is milk a broth?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

QuoProQuid posted:

is cereal a soup?

That video was dumb.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Linux Pirate posted:

NOT a sandwich :colbert:

:agreed:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Hey VSauce, Micheal here. My dick- is like Mars- it's never been touched by humans- but- what does it mean to be- touched?

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Germstore posted:

That video was dumb.

there's a video about people discussing the virtues of soup and cereal?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
is soup a drink.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

QuoProQuid posted:

there's a video about people discussing the virtues of soup and cereal?

yeah, there's a vsauce video. I didn't realize it was such a widespread meme.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Hamburgers
Hotdogs
Pizzas

These are all advanced sandwiches.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


By "burger" you mean "hamburger sandwich"?

Yeah, thanks for helping sort that out.

Those other two though. I think you are confusing "advanced" with "unrelated to".

Or is 'Ants On A Log' also an "advanced" sandwich?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


If I think "hotdog sandwich" i imagine several hotdogs between two pieces of bread and now i wanna hotdog sandwich.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

are any of the following things sandwiches:




:yeah:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Hmm, no it is you who are confused, young one

A hotdog bun is actually made out of bread and if you put meats on bread, it is transformed into a sandwich. This is the law

The same principle applies to hamburgers, which are also made of bread and meat and pizzas, which are made of bread and all sorts of exciting things

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

The second is CLEARLY A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH, IDIOT!

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


A camel sandwich.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
That is an unusual place to keep your scrote.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/grilled-hot-dog-cheese-sandwich-51656.aspx

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

They're non-sandwichoid sandwichimorphs.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Is sushi a burrito?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Linux Pirate posted:

Is sushi a burrito?

How kawaii (cute!) is the sushi and is it wrapped with the nori or gohan (rice) facing out?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
trans sandwich

sandwichfluid

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


shadow puppet of a posted:

How kawaii (cute!) is the sushi and is it wrapped with the nori or gohan (rice) facing out?

I'm not a sushi expert but both are similar to burritos.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
what happens if you blend the bread with the sausage? Like in a mixer? what then??

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

shadow puppet of a posted:

A camel sandwich.



whoa thats a weird dog!!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
What does our resident expert Doobie think?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
its a cockwich

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Nooner posted:

whoa thats a weird dog!!

thats a muslim dog

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