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Absurd Alhazred: by Athanatos

Luvcow posted:

bunny is getting ready to lay some chocolate eggs this sunday

Bunnies don't lay eggs. :raise:

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# ? Mar 25, 2016 03:34

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 18:59

MrWillsauce

yeah, jesus lays the eggs I think

# ? Mar 25, 2016 03:35

Mexican Deathgasm

City of Glompton posted:

my coworkers are all Jehovahs Witnesses so I don't celebrate much in the office out of respect for their beliefs but I may have to make an exception for this...

i grew up in that religion, just eat some borcht at your desk and tell them it's pork blood soup

that or carry a door around with you and place it in front of people and knock whenever you want to talk to them

# ? Mar 25, 2016 04:00

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

alnilam posted:

Does march maddness still happen on april fools, cause if so you could call it "fart"ch madness

I had the first pic in the first 2 rounds and was still out almost instantly. I felt like you should know about this.
March is my favorite month and everyone should participate in everything.
ides
basketball pools
drilldo appreciation
lots of weddings
lots of birthdays
leap year this year!
easter candy

March 28
Commemoration of Sen no Riky (Schools of Japanese tea ceremony)
Serfs Emancipation Day (Tibet)
Teachers' Day (Czech Republic and Slovakia)
March 29
Boganda Day (Central African Republic)
Commemoration of the 1947 Rebellion (Madagascar)
Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
March 30
Land Day (Palestine)
National Doctors' Day (United States)
Spiritual Baptist/Shouter Liberation Day (Trinidad and Tobago)
March 31
C�sar Ch�vez Day (United States)
Freedom Day (Malta)
International Transgender Day of Visibility
King Nangklao Memorial Day (Thailand)
Thomas Mundy Peterson Day (New Jersey, United States)
Transfer Day (US Virgin Islands)

I hope you all enjoyed this fine month

ChairmanMeow fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 27, 2016

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:56

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

it's lady day

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:02

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i wrapped a towel around myself and secured it with a belt to make a makeshift dress so as to show unity with lady day while i clean my house, later i will use some acrylic paint to simulate makeup while also putting my hair into pigtails

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:20

MrWillsauce

I wish I knew some ladies so I could say "happy lady day" to them

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:21

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

well i applied my paint makeup and my dog just told me i look like a painted whore

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:22

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

everyone enjoys lady day diffrently

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:30

Piso Mojado

happy lady day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjrbmj0CUc

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:37

Android Blues

*chanting* u k lady day one two three four one today

you can just fill in your own lady day chants to that rhyme scheme, lady day is a very concept-flexible holiday

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:57

alnilam

The old fragile guy from Amelie when he chides Lucien for caring too much about Lady Di, but instead he says "Lady Day"

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:20

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

ChairmanMeow posted:

it's lady day

Hello, ladies. :wink:

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# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:50

Salmiakki

eat an egg

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:52

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

Lurkers must post? Guess I have to, then...

Salmiakki posted:

eat an egg

Something looks wrong with that egg. There's blue on it.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 00:12

alnilam

DraconicImpulse posted:

Something looks wrong with that egg. There's blue on it.

nobody tell this person that there's a whole color named after the blue tint of a robin's egg

# ? Mar 26, 2016 00:27

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

alnilam posted:

nobody tell this person that there's a whole color named after the blue tint of a robin's egg

The secret's safe with me. :ssh:

# ? Mar 26, 2016 00:29

FluffieDuckie

Hi draconic impulse :wave:

I like your av

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Mar 26, 2016 00:35

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

FluffieDuckie posted:

Hi draconic impulse

I like your av

everyone likes sans

# ? Mar 26, 2016 00:43

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

hey yallz

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# ? Mar 26, 2016 04:16

MrWillsauce

hey ballz

# ? Mar 26, 2016 05:24

Hobo Pyro

hi hello i am old to lurk but new to post

Hobo Pyro fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Mar 27, 2016

# ? Mar 26, 2016 08:14

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

welcome, Hobo Pyro! :wave:

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# ? Mar 26, 2016 09:04

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

i bought a cabasa. it's fun and cool. makes a lot of different noises.

also i dumped out the rest of that medicine that made me sick, and made the bottle into a little shaker. I broke pistachio shells up into little bits with pliers to be the grains inside. it sounds pretty good.

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# ? Mar 26, 2016 09:18

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

yay, glad you are no longer poisoned!

# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:44

FluffieDuckie

hello hobo :wave:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Mar 26, 2016 17:02

corn in the fridge: by Shine

ChairmanMeow posted:

I had the first pic in the first 2 rounds and was still out almost instantly. I felt like you should know about this.
March is my favorite month and everyone should participate in everything.
ides
basketball pools
drilldo appreciation
lots of weddings
lots of birthdays
leap year this year!
easter candy
Endometriosis Awareness Month
Season for Nonviolence: January 30-April 4 (International observance)
Women's History Month ( Australia, United Kingdom, United States)
Irish-American Heritage Month
Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Month
Music in our Schools Month
National Athletic Training Month
National Bleeding Disorders Awareness Month
National Celery Month
National Frozen Food Month
National Kidney Month
National Professional Social Work Month
National Reading Awareness Month
Youth Art Month
Feast of Loftiness - March 1
Ayyám-i-Há (Baha'i calendar) - February 26-March 1[8]
Lesser Mysteries (Attic calendar, Hellenism) - February 29-March 6 [9]
Feast of Loftiness - March 1 [10]
Nineteen Day Fast (Bahá'í calendar - March 1–19[10]
Daeboreum (Korean calendar) - March 3–6 [11]
National Tree Planting Day (Iran) (Persian calendar) - March 5[12]
Maha Shivaratri (Hinduism) - March 7
Hekate's Deipnon (Attic calendar, Hellenism) - March 9 [9]
Nyepi (Balinese saka calendar) - March 9
Noumenia (Attic calendar, Hellenism) - March 10) [9]
Yom Kippur Katan (Hebrew calendar) - March 10
Rosh Chodesh of Adar II (Hebrew calendar) - March 11
Elaphebolia (Attic calendar, Hellenism) March 15[13]
Amalaka Ekadashi (Hinduism) March 19
Bhumchu (Tibetan calendar) March 19–20
City Dionysia (Attic calendar, Hellenism) March 19–26.[13]
Feast of Splendor (Bahá'í calendar) - March 20 [10]
March equinox related - March 20
Chunfen (East Asia)
Nowruz (various calendars)
Bahá'í Naw-Rúz (Bahá'í calendar)[10]
Nevruz Day (Albania)
Panguni Uthiram (Tamil calendar, Hinduism) - March 22
Dola Purnima (Hinduism) - March 23
Fast of Esther (Hebrew calendar) - March 23
Holi (Indian national calendar, Hinduism) March 23
Dol Purnima (Bengal, Odisha, India)
Holika Dahan
Kumauni Holi (Kumauni people, India)
Shigmo (Konkani people, India)
Yaosang (Meitei people, India)
Purim (Hebrew calendar) - March 24
Hola Mohalla (Sikh calendar) - March 25-March 27
Shushan Purim (Hebrew calendar) - March 25
Sankashti Chaturthi (Hinduism) - March 26[14]
Rang Panchami (Maharashtra, India) - March 28
Eknath Sashti (Hinduism) - March 29
Mother's Day (Iran, Islamic Calendar) - March 30
Movable observances - 2016[edit]
Super Tuesday (United States) - March 1
Earth Hour (International observance) - March 19
School day closest to March 2 - March 2[edit]
Read Across America Day
First Wednesday - March 2[edit]
World Maths Day
First Sunday - March 6[edit]
Children's Day (New Zealand)
Second week -March 6-12[edit]
Global Money Week
First Monday - March 7[edit]
Casimir Pulaski Day (United States)
Grandmother's Day (France)
Week of March 8: March 6-12[edit]
Women of Aviation Worldwide Week
Second Wednesday - March 9[edit]
No Smoking Day (United Kingdom)
Second Thursday - March 10[edit]
World Kidney Day
Third week in March - 13-17[edit]
National Poison Prevention Week (United States)
Second Monday - March 14[edit]
Canberra Day (Australia)
Commonwealth Day (Commonwealth of Nations)
Third Wednesday - March 16[edit]
National Festival of Trees (Netherlands)
Friday of the second full week of March - March 18[edit]
World Sleep Day
March equinox - March 20[edit]
Bahá'í Naw-Rúz (Bahá'í Faith)
Chunfen (East Asia)
Earth Equinox Day
Equinox of the Gods/New Year (Thelema)
Higan (Japan)
International Astrology Day
Mabon (Southern Hemisphere) (Neo-paganism)
Nowruz (Persian, Gilaki, Kurdish, Zoroastrians, and other Iranian people and countries with an Iranian influence)
Bahá'í Naw-Rúz (Bahá'í calendar)[10]
Nevruz Day (Albania)
Ostara (Northern hemisphere) (Neo-paganism)
Shunbun no Hi (Japan)
Summer Finding (Asatru Free Assembly)
Sun-Earth Day (United States)
Vernal Equinox Day/Kōreisai (Japan)
World Storytelling Day
Third Monday - March 21[edit]
Birthday of Benito Juarez (Mexico)
Fourth Tuesday - March 22[edit]
American Diabetes Alert Day (United States)
Fourth Saturday - March 26[edit]
Earth Hour (International observance)
Last Monday - March 28[edit]
Seward's Day (Alaska, United States)
Movable Western Christian Observances - 2016[edit]
Laetare Sunday/Mothering Sunday - March 6
Pretzel Sunday (Luxembourg) - March 6
Passion Sunday - March 13 (no longer officially celebrated by Roman Catholic church, still celebrated by other denominations)
Holy Week[edit]
Palm Sunday 2016 date: March 20
World Youth Day (Roman Catholic), celebrated on Palm Sunday
Holy Monday 2016 date: March 21
Holy Tuesday 2016 date: March 22
Holy Wednesday 2016 date: March 23
Maundy Thursday 2016 date: March 24
Good Friday/Friday of Sorrows 2016 date: March 25
Holy Saturday 2016 date: March 26
Święconka, Polish regional variant of Holy Saturday
Easter Week[edit]
Easter, 2016 date: March 27
Aberri Eguna (Basque)
Easter Monday, 2016 date: March 28
Family Day (South Africa)
Śmigus-Dyngus, regional variant of Easter Monday (Poland, Ukraine)
Easter Tuesday, 2016 date: March 29. Public holiday in Tasmania.
Movable Eastern Christian Observances, 2016 dates[edit]
Meatfare Week February 28-March 6
Saturday of Souls March 5
Sunday of Last Judgement (Meat Fare Sunday) March 6
Maslenitsa March 6–14
Quinquagesima March 13
Sunday of Forgiveness (Cheese-Fare Sunday) March 13
Great Lent March 14
Clean Monday
Theodore Saturday March 19
Feast of Orthodoxy March 20
Saturday of Souls March 26
Sunday of St. Gregory Palamas March 27
Fixed observances[edit]
March 1
Agonium Martiale (Ancient Rome)
Baba Marta (Bulgaria),
Beer Day (Iceland)
Commemoration of Mustafa Barzani's Death (Iraqi Kurdistan)
Heroes' Day (Paraguay)
Independence Day (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
Matronalia, (Ancient Rome)
Mărțișor (Romania and Moldavia)
National Peanut Butter Day (United States)
National Pig Day (United States)
Remembrance Day (Marshall Islands)
Saint David's Day (Wales)
Samiljeol (South Korea)
Self-injury Awareness Day (International observance)
World Civil Defence Day
March 2
National Banana Creme Pie Day (United States)
National Reading Day (United States)
Omizu-okuri ("Water Carrying") Festival (Obama, Japan)
Peasant's Day (Burma)
Texas Independence Day (Texas, United States)
Victory at Adwa Day (Ethiopia)
March 3
Hinamatsuri (Japan)
Liberation Day (Bulgaria)
Martyr's Day (Malawi)
Mother's Day (Georgia)
National Canadian Bacon Day (United States)
Sportsmen's Day (Egypt)
World Wildlife Day
March 4
St Casimir's Day (Poland and Lithuania)
March 5
Custom Chief's Day (Vanuatu)
Day of Physical Culture and Sport (Azerbaijan)
Learn from Lei Feng Day (China)
National Cheese Doodle Day (United States)
St Piran's Day (Cornwall)
March 6
European Day of the Righteous ( Europe)
Foundation Day (Norfolk Island)
Independence Day (Ghana)
March 7
Liberation of Sulaymaniyah (Iraqi Kurdistan)
National Crown Roast of Pork Day (United States)
Teacher's Day (Albania)
March 8
International Women's Day
Mother's Day (primarily Eastern Europe, Russia, and the former Soviet bloc)
National Peanut Cluster Day (United States)
March 9
Junonalia (Ancient Rome)
National Crabmeat Day (United States)
National Meatball Day (United States)
March 10
Holocaust Remembrance Day (Bulgaria)
Hote Matsuri (Shiogama, Japan)
National Blueberry Popover Day Day (United States)
National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day (United States)
Tibetan Uprising Day (Tibetan independence movement)
March 11
Day of Restoration of Independence of Lithuania
Johnny Appleseed Day (United States)
Moshoeshoe Day (Lesotho)
March 12
Arbor Day (China)
Arbor Day (Taiwan)
Tree Day (Republic of Macedonia)
March 13
Anniversary of the election of Pope Francis (Vatican City)
Kasuga Matsuri (Kasuga Grand Shrine, Nara, Japan)
L. Ron Hubbard's birthday (Scientology)
March 14
Agonium Martiale (Ancient Rome)
Equirria (Ancient Rome)
Mamuralia (Ancient Rome), either March 14 or 15
Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Week March 14 to March 20 (United States)
Pi Day
White Day (Asia)
March 15
Hōnen Matsuri (Japan)
International Day Against Police Brutality
J. J. Roberts' Birthday (Liberia)
Mamuralia (Ancient Rome), either March 14 or 15
National Day (Hungary)
World Consumer Rights Day
World Day of Muslim Culture, Peace, Dialogue and Film
Youth Day (Palau)
World Contact Day
March 16
Argei (Ancient Rome)
Day of the Book Smugglers (Lithuania)
Latvian Legion Day (Latvia)
Saint Urho's Day (Finnish Americans and Finnish Canadians)
March 17
Agonium Martiale (Ancient Rome)
Argei (Ancient Rome)
Liberalia (Ancient Rome)
Bacchanalia
Children's Day (Bangladesh)
Evacuation Day (Massachusetts) (Suffolk County, Massachusetts)
Saint Patrick's Day (Ireland, Irish diaspora)
March 18
Anniversary of the Oil Expropriation (Mexico)
Flag Day (Aruba)
Gallipoli Memorial Day (Turkey)
Men's and Soldiers' Day (Mongolia)
Teacher's Day (Syria)
March 19
Kashubian Unity Day (Poland)
Minna Canth's Birthday (Finland)
Quinquatria March 19–23 (Ancient Rome)
Saint Joseph's Day (Roman Catholicism and Anglican Communion) related observances:
Father's Day (Spain, Portugal, Belgium, Italy, Honduras, and Bolivia)
Las Fallas, celebrated on the week leading to March 19. (Valencia)
"Return of the Swallow", annual observance of the swallows' return to Mission San Juan Capistrano in California.
March 20
Extraterrestrial Abduction Day
Feast of the Supreme Ritual (Thelema)
Great American Meatout (United States)
International Day of Happiness (United Nations)
Independence Day (Tunisia)
International Francophonie Day (Organisation internationale de la Francophonie), and its related observance:
UN Day (United Nations)
Liberation of Kirkuk City (Iraqi Kurdistan)
National Native HIV/AIDS Awareness Day (United States)
World Sparrow Day
March 21
Arbor Day (Portugal)
Birth of Benito Juárez, a Fiestas Patrias (Mexico)
Harmony Day (Australia)
Human Rights Day (South Africa)
Independence Day (Namibia)
International Colour Day (International observance)
International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination (International observance)
International Day of Forests (International observance)
Mother's Day (most of the Arab world)
National Tree Planting Day (Lesotho)
Truant's Day (Poland, Faroe Islands)
World Down Syndrome Day (International observance)
World Poetry Day (International observance)
World Puppetry Day (International observance)
Youth Day (Tunisia)
March 22
Emancipation Day (Puerto Rico)
World Water Day
March 23
Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship (Hungary and Poland)
Day of the Sea (Bolivia)
Ministry of Environment and Natural Resources Day (Azerbaijan)
Pakistan Day (Pakistan)
Promised Messiah Day (Ahmadiyya)
Tubilustrium (Ancient Rome)
World Meteorological Day
March 24
Day of Remembrance for Truth and Justice (Argentina)
National Tree Planting Day (Uganda)
Student Day (Scientology)
World Tuberculosis Day (International)
March 25
Anniversary of the Arengo and the Feast of the Militants (San Marino)
Cultural Workers Day (Russia)
Empress Menen's Birthday (Rastafari)
Feast of the Annunciation (Christianity), and its related observances:
Lady Day (United Kingdom) (see Quarter Days)
International Day of the Unborn Child (Knights of Columbus)
Mother's Day (Slovenia)
Waffle Day (Sweden)
Freedom Day (Belarus)
International Day of Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery and the Transatlantic Slave Trade
International Day of Solidarity with Detained and Missing Staff Members (United Nations General Assembly)
Maryland Day (Maryland, United States)
Revolution Day (Greece)
Struggle for Human Rights Day (Slovakia)
Tolkien Reading Day (Tolkien fandom)
March 26
Independence Day (Bangladesh)
Martyr's Day or Day of Democracy (Mali)
Prince Kūhiō Day (Hawaii, United States)
Purple Day (Canada and United States)
Synaxis of the Archangel Gabriel (Eastern Christianity)
March 27
Armed Forces Day (Myanmar)
World Theatre Day (International)
March 28
Commemoration of Sen no Rikyū (Schools of Japanese tea ceremony)
Serfs Emancipation Day (Tibet)
Teachers' Day (Czech Republic and Slovakia)
March 29
Boganda Day (Central African Republic)
Commemoration of the 1947 Rebellion (Madagascar)
Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
March 30
Land Day (Palestine)
National Doctors' Day (United States)
Spiritual Baptist/Shouter Liberation Day (Trinidad and Tobago)
March 31
César Chávez Day (United States)
Freedom Day (Malta)
International Transgender Day of Visibility
King Nangklao Memorial Day (Thailand)
Thomas Mundy Peterson Day (New Jersey, United States)
Transfer Day (US Virgin Islands)

I hope you all enjoyed this fine month

ChairmanMeow posted:

I had the first pic in the first 2 rounds and was still out almost instantly. I felt like you should know about this.
March is my favorite month and everyone should participate in everything.
ides
basketball pools
drilldo appreciation
lots of weddings
lots of birthdays
leap year this year!
easter candy
Endometriosis Awareness Month
Season for Nonviolence: January 30-April 4 (International observance)
Women's History Month ( Australia, United Kingdom, United States)
Irish-American Heritage Month
Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Month
Music in our Schools Month
National Athletic Training Month
National Bleeding Disorders Awareness Month
National Celery Month
National Frozen Food Month
National Kidney Month
National Professional Social Work Month
National Reading Awareness Month
Youth Art Month
Feast of Loftiness - March 1
Ayyám-i-Há (Baha'i calendar) - February 26-March 1[8]
Lesser Mysteries (Attic calendar, Hellenism) - February 29-March 6 [9]
Feast of Loftiness - March 1 [10]
Nineteen Day Fast (Bahá'í calendar - March 1–19[10]
Daeboreum (Korean calendar) - March 3–6 [11]
National Tree Planting Day (Iran) (Persian calendar) - March 5[12]
Maha Shivaratri (Hinduism) - March 7
Hekate's Deipnon (Attic calendar, Hellenism) - March 9 [9]
Nyepi (Balinese saka calendar) - March 9
Noumenia (Attic calendar, Hellenism) - March 10) [9]
Yom Kippur Katan (Hebrew calendar) - March 10
Rosh Chodesh of Adar II (Hebrew calendar) - March 11
Elaphebolia (Attic calendar, Hellenism) March 15[13]
Amalaka Ekadashi (Hinduism) March 19
Bhumchu (Tibetan calendar) March 19–20
City Dionysia (Attic calendar, Hellenism) March 19–26.[13]
Feast of Splendor (Bahá'í calendar) - March 20 [10]
March equinox related - March 20
Chunfen (East Asia)
Nowruz (various calendars)
Bahá'í Naw-Rúz (Bahá'í calendar)[10]
Nevruz Day (Albania)
Panguni Uthiram (Tamil calendar, Hinduism) - March 22
Dola Purnima (Hinduism) - March 23
Fast of Esther (Hebrew calendar) - March 23
Holi (Indian national calendar, Hinduism) March 23
Dol Purnima (Bengal, Odisha, India)
Holika Dahan
Kumauni Holi (Kumauni people, India)
Shigmo (Konkani people, India)
Yaosang (Meitei people, India)
Purim (Hebrew calendar) - March 24
Hola Mohalla (Sikh calendar) - March 25-March 27
Shushan Purim (Hebrew calendar) - March 25
Sankashti Chaturthi (Hinduism) - March 26[14]
Rang Panchami (Maharashtra, India) - March 28
Eknath Sashti (Hinduism) - March 29
Mother's Day (Iran, Islamic Calendar) - March 30
Movable observances - 2016[edit]
Super Tuesday (United States) - March 1
Earth Hour (International observance) - March 19
School day closest to March 2 - March 2[edit]
Read Across America Day
First Wednesday - March 2[edit]
World Maths Day
First Sunday - March 6[edit]
Children's Day (New Zealand)
Second week -March 6-12[edit]
Global Money Week
First Monday - March 7[edit]
Casimir Pulaski Day (United States)
Grandmother's Day (France)
Week of March 8: March 6-12[edit]
Women of Aviation Worldwide Week
Second Wednesday - March 9[edit]
No Smoking Day (United Kingdom)
Second Thursday - March 10[edit]
World Kidney Day
Third week in March - 13-17[edit]
National Poison Prevention Week (United States)
Second Monday - March 14[edit]
Canberra Day (Australia)
Commonwealth Day (Commonwealth of Nations)
Third Wednesday - March 16[edit]
National Festival of Trees (Netherlands)
Friday of the second full week of March - March 18[edit]
World Sleep Day
March equinox - March 20[edit]
Bahá'í Naw-Rúz (Bahá'í Faith)
Chunfen (East Asia)
Earth Equinox Day
Equinox of the Gods/New Year (Thelema)
Higan (Japan)
International Astrology Day
Mabon (Southern Hemisphere) (Neo-paganism)
Nowruz (Persian, Gilaki, Kurdish, Zoroastrians, and other Iranian people and countries with an Iranian influence)
Bahá'í Naw-Rúz (Bahá'í calendar)[10]
Nevruz Day (Albania)
Ostara (Northern hemisphere) (Neo-paganism)
Shunbun no Hi (Japan)
Summer Finding (Asatru Free Assembly)
Sun-Earth Day (United States)
Vernal Equinox Day/Kōreisai (Japan)
World Storytelling Day
Third Monday - March 21[edit]
Birthday of Benito Juarez (Mexico)
Fourth Tuesday - March 22[edit]
American Diabetes Alert Day (United States)
Fourth Saturday - March 26[edit]
Earth Hour (International observance)
Last Monday - March 28[edit]
Seward's Day (Alaska, United States)
Movable Western Christian Observances - 2016[edit]
Laetare Sunday/Mothering Sunday - March 6
Pretzel Sunday (Luxembourg) - March 6
Passion Sunday - March 13 (no longer officially celebrated by Roman Catholic church, still celebrated by other denominations)
Holy Week[edit]
Palm Sunday 2016 date: March 20
World Youth Day (Roman Catholic), celebrated on Palm Sunday
Holy Monday 2016 date: March 21
Holy Tuesday 2016 date: March 22
Holy Wednesday 2016 date: March 23
Maundy Thursday 2016 date: March 24
Good Friday/Friday of Sorrows 2016 date: March 25
Holy Saturday 2016 date: March 26
Święconka, Polish regional variant of Holy Saturday
Easter Week[edit]
Easter, 2016 date: March 27
Aberri Eguna (Basque)
Easter Monday, 2016 date: March 28
Family Day (South Africa)
Śmigus-Dyngus, regional variant of Easter Monday (Poland, Ukraine)
Easter Tuesday, 2016 date: March 29. Public holiday in Tasmania.
Movable Eastern Christian Observances, 2016 dates[edit]
Meatfare Week February 28-March 6
Saturday of Souls March 5
Sunday of Last Judgement (Meat Fare Sunday) March 6
Maslenitsa March 6–14
Quinquagesima March 13
Sunday of Forgiveness (Cheese-Fare Sunday) March 13
Great Lent March 14
Clean Monday
Theodore Saturday March 19
Feast of Orthodoxy March 20
Saturday of Souls March 26
Sunday of St. Gregory Palamas March 27
Fixed observances[edit]
March 1
Agonium Martiale (Ancient Rome)
Baba Marta (Bulgaria),
Beer Day (Iceland)
Commemoration of Mustafa Barzani's Death (Iraqi Kurdistan)
Heroes' Day (Paraguay)
Independence Day (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
Matronalia, (Ancient Rome)
Mărțișor (Romania and Moldavia)
National Peanut Butter Day (United States)
National Pig Day (United States)
Remembrance Day (Marshall Islands)
Saint David's Day (Wales)
Samiljeol (South Korea)
Self-injury Awareness Day (International observance)
World Civil Defence Day
March 2
National Banana Creme Pie Day (United States)
National Reading Day (United States)
Omizu-okuri ("Water Carrying") Festival (Obama, Japan)
Peasant's Day (Burma)
Texas Independence Day (Texas, United States)
Victory at Adwa Day (Ethiopia)
March 3
Hinamatsuri (Japan)
Liberation Day (Bulgaria)
Martyr's Day (Malawi)
Mother's Day (Georgia)
National Canadian Bacon Day (United States)
Sportsmen's Day (Egypt)
World Wildlife Day
March 4
St Casimir's Day (Poland and Lithuania)
March 5
Custom Chief's Day (Vanuatu)
Day of Physical Culture and Sport (Azerbaijan)
Learn from Lei Feng Day (China)
National Cheese Doodle Day (United States)
St Piran's Day (Cornwall)
March 6
European Day of the Righteous ( Europe)
Foundation Day (Norfolk Island)
Independence Day (Ghana)
March 7
Liberation of Sulaymaniyah (Iraqi Kurdistan)
National Crown Roast of Pork Day (United States)
Teacher's Day (Albania)
March 8
International Women's Day
Mother's Day (primarily Eastern Europe, Russia, and the former Soviet bloc)
National Peanut Cluster Day (United States)
March 9
Junonalia (Ancient Rome)
National Crabmeat Day (United States)
National Meatball Day (United States)
March 10
Holocaust Remembrance Day (Bulgaria)
Hote Matsuri (Shiogama, Japan)
National Blueberry Popover Day Day (United States)
National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day (United States)
Tibetan Uprising Day (Tibetan independence movement)
March 11
Day of Restoration of Independence of Lithuania
Johnny Appleseed Day (United States)
Moshoeshoe Day (Lesotho)
March 12
Arbor Day (China)
Arbor Day (Taiwan)
Tree Day (Republic of Macedonia)
March 13
Anniversary of the election of Pope Francis (Vatican City)
Kasuga Matsuri (Kasuga Grand Shrine, Nara, Japan)
L. Ron Hubbard's birthday (Scientology)
March 14
Agonium Martiale (Ancient Rome)
Equirria (Ancient Rome)
Mamuralia (Ancient Rome), either March 14 or 15
Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Week March 14 to March 20 (United States)
Pi Day
White Day (Asia)
March 15
Hōnen Matsuri (Japan)
International Day Against Police Brutality
J. J. Roberts' Birthday (Liberia)
Mamuralia (Ancient Rome), either March 14 or 15
National Day (Hungary)
World Consumer Rights Day
World Day of Muslim Culture, Peace, Dialogue and Film
Youth Day (Palau)
World Contact Day
March 16
Argei (Ancient Rome)
Day of the Book Smugglers (Lithuania)
Latvian Legion Day (Latvia)
Saint Urho's Day (Finnish Americans and Finnish Canadians)
March 17
Agonium Martiale (Ancient Rome)
Argei (Ancient Rome)
Liberalia (Ancient Rome)
Bacchanalia
Children's Day (Bangladesh)
Evacuation Day (Massachusetts) (Suffolk County, Massachusetts)
Saint Patrick's Day (Ireland, Irish diaspora)
March 18
Anniversary of the Oil Expropriation (Mexico)
Flag Day (Aruba)
Gallipoli Memorial Day (Turkey)
Men's and Soldiers' Day (Mongolia)
Teacher's Day (Syria)
March 19
Kashubian Unity Day (Poland)
Minna Canth's Birthday (Finland)
Quinquatria March 19–23 (Ancient Rome)
Saint Joseph's Day (Roman Catholicism and Anglican Communion) related observances:
Father's Day (Spain, Portugal, Belgium, Italy, Honduras, and Bolivia)
Las Fallas, celebrated on the week leading to March 19. (Valencia)
"Return of the Swallow", annual observance of the swallows' return to Mission San Juan Capistrano in California.
March 20
Extraterrestrial Abduction Day
Feast of the Supreme Ritual (Thelema)
Great American Meatout (United States)
International Day of Happiness (United Nations)
Independence Day (Tunisia)
International Francophonie Day (Organisation internationale de la Francophonie), and its related observance:
UN French Language Day (United Nations)
Liberation of Kirkuk City (Iraqi Kurdistan)
National Native HIV/AIDS Awareness Day (United States)
World Sparrow Day
March 21
Arbor Day (Portugal)
Birth of Benito Juárez, a Fiestas Patrias (Mexico)
Harmony Day (Australia)
Human Rights Day (South Africa)
Independence Day (Namibia)
International Colour Day (International observance)
International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination (International observance)
International Day of Forests (International observance)
Mother's Day (most of the Arab world)
National Tree Planting Day (Lesotho)
Truant's Day (Poland, Faroe Islands)
World Down Syndrome Day (International observance)
World Poetry Day (International observance)
World Puppetry Day (International observance)
Youth Day (Tunisia)
March 22
Emancipation Day (Puerto Rico)
World Water Day
March 23
Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship (Hungary and Poland)
Day of the Sea (Bolivia)
Ministry of Environment and Natural Resources Day (Azerbaijan)
Pakistan Day (Pakistan)
Promised Messiah Day (Ahmadiyya)
Tubilustrium (Ancient Rome)
World Meteorological Day
March 24
Day of Remembrance for Truth and Justice (Argentina)
National Tree Planting Day (Uganda)
Student Day (Scientology)
World Tuberculosis Day (International)
March 25
Anniversary of the Arengo and the Feast of the Militants (San Marino)
Cultural Workers Day (Russia)
Empress Menen's Birthday (Rastafari)
Feast of the Annunciation (Christianity), and its related observances:
Lady Day (United Kingdom) (see Quarter Days)
International Day of the Unborn Child (Knights of Columbus)
Mother's Day (Slovenia)
Waffle Day (Sweden)
Freedom Day (Belarus)
International Day of Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery and the Transatlantic Slave Trade
International Day of Solidarity with Detained and Missing Staff Members (United Nations General Assembly)
Maryland Day (Maryland, United States)
Revolution Day (Greece)
Struggle for Human Rights Day (Slovakia)
Tolkien Reading Day (Tolkien fandom)
March 26
Independence Day (Bangladesh)
Martyr's Day or Day of Democracy (Mali)
Prince Kūhiō Day (Hawaii, United States)
Purple Day (Canada and United States)
Synaxis of the Archangel Gabriel (Eastern Christianity)
March 27
Armed Forces Day (Myanmar)
World Theatre Day (International)
March 28
Commemoration of Sen no Rikyū (Schools of Japanese tea ceremony)
Serfs Emancipation Day (Tibet)
Teachers' Day (Czech Republic and Slovakia)
March 29
Boganda Day (Central African Republic)
Commemoration of the 1947 Rebellion (Madagascar)
Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
March 30
Land Day (Palestine)
National Doctors' Day (United States)
Spiritual Baptist/Shouter Liberation Day (Trinidad and Tobago)
March 31
César Chávez Day (United States)
Freedom Day (Malta)
International Transgender Day of Visibility
King Nangklao Memorial Day (Thailand)
Thomas Mundy Peterson Day (New Jersey, United States)
Transfer Day (US Virgin Islands)

I hope you all enjoyed this fine month

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# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:46

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Hey lurkers, i just got a salary job after long unemployment, and i don't have friends. you know what that means, I can literally TAKE YOU OUT! Better get posting.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:56

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

lmbo calrissian posted:

Hey lurkers, i just got a salary job after long unemployment, and i don't have friends. you know what that means, I can literally TAKE YOU OUT! Better get posting.

Salary job and no friends? Lucky, I have no job and several friends.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 22:15