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Hotdogs are the only true sandwiches. I have come to this believe purely to frustrate John Hodgman.
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Zzulu posted:what happens if you blend the bread with the sausage? Like in a mixer? what then?? That's blurring the lines. Like if you put a sandwich in a blender is it still a sandwich or is it a smoothie?
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Mar 25, 2016 20:05
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Mar 25, 2016 20:05
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Mar 25, 2016 20:06
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Mar 25, 2016 20:06
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If you asked me if I wanted a sandwich and you served me a hotdog I would wonder why you didn't ask me if I wanted a hotdog. It doesn't matter if a hotdog is technically a sandwich when a perfectly adequate word already exists for them. Same for burritos and calzones. Subs and paninis are sandwiches but again, if you ask me if I want a sandwich and you show up with a panini or a sub, I'll wonder why you didn't use the more specific word for them.
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Mar 25, 2016 20:21
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Tumble posted:If you asked me if I wanted a sandwich and you served me a hotdog I would wonder why you didn't ask me if I wanted a hotdog. Ur dum a perfectly good word exists for po boys but it's still a sandwich
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Mar 25, 2016 20:23
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Tumble posted:If you asked me if I wanted a sandwich and you served me a hotdog I would wonder why you didn't ask me if I wanted a hotdog. If someone brought me a sub I would not question it for a second, but I would wonder about the panini. Maybe the real problem is we don't have a sprecific word for an untoasted sandwich made with two slices of a pullman loaf.
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Mar 25, 2016 20:25
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Mar 25, 2016 20:27
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Anderron Shi posted:Ur dum a perfectly good word exists for po boys but it's still a sandwich That's my point you retard. There are specific terms for things beyond "sandwich" that are better and more specific. Germstore posted:If someone brought me a sub I would not question it for a second, but I would wonder about the panini. Maybe the real problem is we don't have a sprecific word for an untoasted sandwich made with two slices of a pullman loaf. I guess you just call it a "____ sandwich" like a ham or roast beef sandwich. Tumble fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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Mar 25, 2016 20:36
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Luvcow posted:if you put deli meat and a slice of cheese in a hotdog bun is it a sandwich? I would say that deli meat in a hotdog bun is a sandwich with improvised bread. (ex. a sub sandwich) I would also say that a hotdog sliced up or not, put between two pieces of bread or a hamburger bun or one piece of bread rolled around a whole hotdog would all similarly fall under an improvised hotdog bun. Its the meat that makes something a sandwich, not the bread.
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Mar 25, 2016 20:52
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Festus The Fetus posted:I would say that deli meat in a hotdog bun is a sandwich with improvised bread. (ex. a sub sandwich) are you trying to be wrong on purpose
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Mar 25, 2016 20:56
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:are you trying to be wrong on purpose Well then explain whats wrong with that. Maybe the other toppings matter too, like if you cut up a hotdog put it between bread and put lettuce tomato and mayo on it then maybe it is a hotdog sandwich. Because those are things you don't put on a hotdog so it blurs the lines.
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Mar 25, 2016 21:01
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I believe a hotdog is more of a sandwich than an open faced sandwich.
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Mar 25, 2016 21:01
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bread - cjeck meats - chejk sauses - checks combidmbens - check cheeses? - fermeted and check horseradish - sometimes i guess which am i talkding baout hodGODS or sandBITCHES both really slo i dguess a hogdog could be a sandwichs
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Mar 25, 2016 21:06
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Hotdog isn't a sandwich Calzone is a kind of Pizza, it is no more a kind of sandwich than an open faced sandwich is a type of pizza. Just because an open faced sandwich has bread with sauce, cheese and meat on top doesn't make it a pizza, being enclosed doesn't make a calzone a sandwich. Subs are the transitional border between hotdogs and sandwiches. They are a sandwich but the bread is connected at the bottom like a hotdog.
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Mar 25, 2016 21:10
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 a hotdog is actually a type of bug
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Mar 25, 2016 21:11
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captainoblivious posted:Hotdog isn't a sandwich agreed
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Mar 25, 2016 21:13
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captainoblivious posted:Hotdog isn't a sandwich you can slice that connection and then it magically becomes a sandwich? no it was a sandwich all along!
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Mar 25, 2016 21:16
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Hot Karl Marx posted:you can slice that connection and then it magically becomes a sandwich? no it was a sandwich all along! It only becomes a sandwich if you slice it and eat it like one. It has to be wider than a hotdog. We live an a society godammit I won't be a party this insanity.
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Mar 25, 2016 21:29
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hot dog refers to the sausage not the sausage + bread. dog was slang for sausage. so no a hot dog is not a sandwich
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Mar 25, 2016 21:33
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If you walk into a restaurant and ask for a Hamburger Sandwich a person would know what you're talking about. If you go in and say give me a Hotdog Sandwich you're gonna get some weird poo poo.
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Mar 25, 2016 21:54
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"Hi can I get one of them there hamburger sandwiches?" Gtfo
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Mar 25, 2016 21:58
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Anderron Shi posted:"Hi can I get one of them there hamburger sandwiches?" I mean yeah, but at least you know what their asking for.
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Mar 25, 2016 22:01
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VR Native American posted:I mean yeah, but at least you know what their asking for. Haha yeah you're right, at worst I would think they were from another country or something.
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Mar 25, 2016 22:04
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is this food i made a sandwich?
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Mar 26, 2016 03:01
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:is this food i made a sandwich? Stop posting pictures of your dick covered in mustard, we're debating sandwiches here not your junk
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Mar 26, 2016 03:06
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sleep tight, pizza
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Mar 26, 2016 03:26
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/713167207375716352 if only we could ask the Earl.
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Mar 26, 2016 03:31
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:is this food i made a sandwich? looks delicious either way
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Mar 26, 2016 03:33
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Hot Karl Marx posted:This is the definition of a sandwich: A sandwich is a food item consisting of one or more types of food, such as vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for some other food. in my fascists regime you will be first against the wall
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Mar 26, 2016 11:22
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Here's a sandwich:
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Mar 26, 2016 11:26
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OK OK hear me out What if we took the dog, cut it into little pieces and placed it on a piece of bread. Would that in fact be a hot dog sandwich? like this  of course you would put another loaf on top of our item here with the appropriate condiments, but you get the picture.
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Mar 26, 2016 11:47
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I'm willing to OK that pizza sandwich if the top pizza is flipped over and give the chopped dogwich above a provisional OK on the condition of a bread topper added before bite the first. You need to be able to hold it in one (possibly giant) hand and still play cards for it to be a sandwich in keeping with the Earl's imagining. shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Mar 26, 2016 |
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Mar 26, 2016 11:54
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The sandwich was invented to allow consumption of food at card games without getting the cards greasy. So the true test is if you can eat a hotdog without the need for a napkin at a poker game. No ifs or buts. That's the loving measure of it, and anyone who disagrees is ignorant to the purpose of the sandwich.
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Mar 26, 2016 12:22
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French tartines existed for a hundred years before the earl made his request and he would have eaten thousands over his lifetime. What made it sandwich was the specific request for a second piece of bread to be added, so it could be gripped and held properly through vigorous cardplay, not balanced like a dandy. So go gently caress yourself.
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Mar 26, 2016 12:29
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Have we come to a consensus on whether or not tortillas are bread, because I need to know if this quesadilla is a sandwich or not.
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Mar 26, 2016 12:49
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quesadilla is most certainly a sandwich
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Mar 26, 2016 12:50
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Have we come to a consensus on whether or not tortillas are bread, because I need to know if this quesadilla is a sandwich or not. Sandwich bread is leavened. Unleavened bread is a wrap. Hot Karl Marx posted:quesadilla is most certainly a sandwich No, its just a flattened wrap. Leavening gives the dough structure, that again, is required to wield in one hand and play cards in the other. Try holding up a quesadilla in a regal fashion, gesticulations and all, and still be able crank out a mean hand of whist. Go ahead, I'll wait. shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Mar 26, 2016 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:French tartines existed for a hundred years before the earl made his request and he would have eaten thousands over his lifetime. What made it sandwich was the specific request for a second piece of bread to be added, so it could be gripped and held properly through vigorous cardplay, not balanced like a dandy. Are you seriously telling me that he was just tired of having to balance his food, as opposed to wanting to be courteous to the dealer and other players? Maybe the reason he couldn't grip the tartine properly because if you try to have a firm grip on it, you generally would get grease and such on your mitts? The second piece of bread acts a kind of napkin for your hands too. When the Earl invented this, did he explain that "The second piece of bread ensures I don't spill everything onto the floor like a goober when I gesticulate,' or 'I want to play cards and not have them literally slip through player's fingers' I mean yeah, I can see where you're coming from, and if that's the case, then hotdog STILL isn't a sandwich, but lol
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