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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Simply Simon posted:



Mom made dinner.

Why does your mom hate you

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Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

steinrokkan posted:

Why does your mom hate you
because I post pics of her food on the internet

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

lmao

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Wrong thread, bucko

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
:D

So, to solve a few mysteries maybe...

Simply Simon posted:



Mom made dessert.
This is plum compote just POURED THE gently caress WHO CARES over standard chocolate pudding. It was actually really delicious. But yes, it looks like literal poo poo.

Simply Simon posted:



Mom made dinner.
And this used to be frozen cheese, thawed in the microwave a little too long. Just a side dish for...



...amazing self-made spiced bread. My mom is actually a really good cook (fantastic salmon noodles for lunch, too), but sometimes the presentation takes a nosedive :haw:.

Electrical Fire
Mar 29, 2010
Holy poo poo that bread looks good.

the_sea_hag
Oct 9, 2012
LOAF FANCIER

Simply Simon posted:

:D

So, to solve a few mysteries maybe...

This is plum compote just POURED THE gently caress WHO CARES over standard chocolate pudding. It was actually really delicious. But yes, it looks like literal poo poo.

And this used to be frozen cheese, thawed in the microwave a little too long. Just a side dish for...



...amazing self-made spiced bread. My mom is actually a really good cook (fantastic salmon noodles for lunch, too), but sometimes the presentation takes a nosedive :haw:.

Your mom is a wonderful cook and what do you give her? Megaman and bad phone pictures of her food.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Wait, you freeze cheese?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Paladinus posted:

Wait, you freeze cheese?

And then thaw it out in a microwave?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

TontoCorazon posted:

And then thaw it out in a microwave?

And then call it good cooking?

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Is it cheese or "cheese"?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Helith posted:

Is it cheese or "cheese"?

"cheese" emphasis on the e's.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


loving why? Disgust doesn't even begin to describe!

ForceKin
Dec 22, 2009

If the Skittles chicken wasn't gross enough, I found this billion-calorie abomination of a "grilled cheese sandwich," Spoilers: It's brony themed. http://grilledcheesesocial.com/2014/02/12/pinkie-pies-dream-funfetti-cake-mix-ricotta-and-brioche-grilled-cheese/


More bad food photos from social media:
depressing fast food "sushi"
depressing latkes
depressing cake
gas station food eaten in a cheap hotel room
depressing Saint Patrick's Day dinner, featuring canned meat
wet and orange
wet and brown
wet and pink ("fruit salad")
worms???
gently caress.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ForcedKen posted:

gas station food eaten in a cheap hotel room

If you're on the road all day and about to collapse in exhaustion but you have enough energy to pick up or order food to your Motel 6 or whatever you're staying in this type of poo poo tastes like the most amazing thing you've ever consumed

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/adamkovic/status/713746661747462144
https://twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184


:haw:

ACES CURE PLANES has a new favorite as of 19:13 on Mar 26, 2016

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

ForcedKen posted:

gently caress.

They didn't.

They DIDN'T.





They DID.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010




A couple pages back, but would, have, and would again. It's delicious.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




can't breathe

Tofu Terry
Oct 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

If you're on the road all day and about to collapse in exhaustion but you have enough energy to pick up or order food to your Motel 6 or whatever you're staying in this type of poo poo tastes like the most amazing thing you've ever consumed

Honestly I'd get wawa food at any time for any reason, it's more like a deli + gas station combo and amazing.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Lamprey Cannon posted:

They didn't.

They DIDN'T.





They DID.

Sorry I don't get it, what did they do

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating


The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

AnonSpore posted:

Sorry I don't get it, what did they do

The joke is lost on you.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

ForcedKen posted:

gently caress.

Lamprey Cannon posted:

They didn't.

They DIDN'T.





They DID.

:chanpop:

root beer has a new favorite as of 21:41 on Mar 26, 2016

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Lamprey Cannon posted:

They didn't.

They DIDN'T.





They DID.

They found the cure for pizza, but they lost it.

PeachHat!
Nov 27, 2009

Spider-Man LOVES milk!

My Lovely Horse posted:

You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.

We have such bites to show you.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


peak thread content

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I can't stop laughing at "sprigs of bread"

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

cash crab posted:

I can't stop laughing at "sprigs of bread"

Olives or mayonnaise.

I desperately want to see someone try to make this.

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
This is another random recipe generator that makes no sense and makes me crack up every time I come across it: https://jamesoff.net/fun/random-recipe-generator/

slices of bread a la anchovies

Serves 1

You will need:
130g of anchovies
70ml tomato ketchup
4 slices of bread

Instructions:

saute the tomato ketchup
whisk the slices of bread
toast the anchovies
melt the slices of bread
put the slices of bread in the fridge to set
stir the tomato ketchup
heat the slices of bread in the saucepan
flip the tomato ketchup
sprinkle the tomato ketchup over the top
throw it all away

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

RNG posted:

Pimiento cheese, cream cheese, loose corn. It all checks out.

l o o s e c o r n

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


Grape Soda posted:

This is another random recipe generator that makes no sense and makes me crack up every time I come across it: https://jamesoff.net/fun/random-recipe-generator/

slices of bread a la anchovies

Serves 1

You will need:
130g of anchovies
70ml tomato ketchup
4 slices of bread

Instructions:

saute the tomato ketchup
whisk the slices of bread
toast the anchovies
melt the slices of bread
put the slices of bread in the fridge to set
stir the tomato ketchup
heat the slices of bread in the saucepan
flip the tomato ketchup
sprinkle the tomato ketchup over the top
throw it all away

I love these so much

e:


vv order out crew :respek: vv

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Mar 27, 2016

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

lmao:

random recipe generator posted:

cabbages sandwich
Serves 2

You will need:
70ml red wine
80ml white wine
4 cabbages
80g of kidney beans

Instructions:

grill the red wine
stir-fry the white wine
heat the red wine
grind the red wine
slice the cabbages
whisk the kidney beans
grind the kidney beans
simmer the red wine gently for 20 minutes
lightly fry the cabbages
blend with the red wine
saute the cabbages
add the kidney beans
add the white wine to the saucepan
order out

Yum.

e. ^^^ order out all day err day :respek:

blunt for century has a new favorite as of 05:40 on Mar 27, 2016

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Look, i'm trying to melt the bread, but I can't get it to 1000 degrees without it combusting...

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Kilo147 posted:

Look, i'm trying to melt the bread, but I can't get it to 1000 degrees without it combusting...

Quit trying to use a wok on your lovely electric stove. Everybody knows you can't get it hot enough. You will never, EVER enjoy melted bread from your kitchen

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Grape Soda posted:

This is another random recipe generator that makes no sense and makes me crack up every time I come across it: https://jamesoff.net/fun/random-recipe-generator/

slices of bread a la anchovies

Serves 1

You will need:
130g of anchovies
70ml tomato ketchup
4 slices of bread

Instructions:

saute the tomato ketchup
whisk the slices of bread
toast the anchovies
melt the slices of bread
put the slices of bread in the fridge to set
stir the tomato ketchup
heat the slices of bread in the saucepan
flip the tomato ketchup
sprinkle the tomato ketchup over the top
throw it all away

lemonade mini roasties

Serves 4
You will need:
4 sausages
3 lemons
40ml lemonade
90ml tabasco sauce

Instructions:
saute the lemonade
saute the lemonade
toast the sausages
put the tabasco sauce in the saucepan
heat the lemonade in the saucepan
heat the tabasco sauce
flip the sausages
microwave the lemonade
rinse the lemons
enjoy

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

It is a testament to how long I've been reading these threads that my eyes went to "greased casserole" and I was like oh ok could be legit.

cream bake

Serves 5
You will need:
80ml lemonade
40ml cream
130g of sugar
60g of pasta

Instructions:

rinse the sugar
saute the lemonade
toast the pasta
saute the lemonade
put the cream in the saucepan
grind the lemonade
spoon the sugar onto a warmed plate
grind the pasta
sprinkle the cream over the top
microwave the pasta
spoon the cream onto a warmed plate
fold in the cream
serve piping hot


lol rinse the sugar I'M NOT THE RACCOON IN THIS THREAD SIR

Also, if you don't saute the lemonade twice, Hitler wins.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Otana posted:

Olives or mayonnaise.

I desperately want to see someone try to make this.

I will make this the second I can figure out what slices of hot food is

Weezy Baby
May 20, 2007

Lamprey Cannon posted:

They didn't.

They DIDN'T.





They DID.

god DAMMIT I'm so sick of these

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Lamprey Cannon posted:

They didn't.

They DIDN'T.





They DID.

:golfclap:

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