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Simply Simon posted:
Why does your mom hate you
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:19 |
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steinrokkan posted:Why does your mom hate you
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:25 |
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lmao
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 22:54 |
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Wrong thread, bucko
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 00:05 |
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So, to solve a few mysteries maybe... Simply Simon posted:
Simply Simon posted:
...amazing self-made spiced bread. My mom is actually a really good cook (fantastic salmon noodles for lunch, too), but sometimes the presentation takes a nosedive .
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 00:15 |
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Holy poo poo that bread looks good.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 01:05 |
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Simply Simon posted:
Your mom is a wonderful cook and what do you give her? Megaman and bad phone pictures of her food.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 02:04 |
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Wait, you freeze cheese?
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 02:25 |
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Paladinus posted:Wait, you freeze cheese? And then thaw it out in a microwave?
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 02:31 |
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TontoCorazon posted:And then thaw it out in a microwave? And then call it good cooking?
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 02:39 |
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Is it cheese or "cheese"?
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 02:54 |
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Helith posted:Is it cheese or "cheese"? "cheese" emphasis on the e's.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 04:06 |
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A Classy Ghost posted:
loving why? Disgust doesn't even begin to describe!
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 04:54 |
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If the Skittles chicken wasn't gross enough, I found this billion-calorie abomination of a "grilled cheese sandwich," Spoilers: It's brony themed. http://grilledcheesesocial.com/2014/02/12/pinkie-pies-dream-funfetti-cake-mix-ricotta-and-brioche-grilled-cheese/ More bad food photos from social media: depressing fast food "sushi" depressing latkes depressing cake gas station food eaten in a cheap hotel room depressing Saint Patrick's Day dinner, featuring canned meat wet and orange wet and brown wet and pink ("fruit salad") worms??? gently caress.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 08:57 |
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ForcedKen posted:gas station food eaten in a cheap hotel room If you're on the road all day and about to collapse in exhaustion but you have enough energy to pick up or order food to your Motel 6 or whatever you're staying in this type of poo poo tastes like the most amazing thing you've ever consumed
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 10:29 |
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https://twitter.com/adamkovic/status/713746661747462144 https://twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184 ACES CURE PLANES has a new favorite as of 19:13 on Mar 26, 2016 |
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ForcedKen posted:gently caress. They didn't. They DIDN'T. They DID.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:36 |
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A couple pages back, but would, have, and would again. It's delicious.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:57 |
can't breathe
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:06 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:If you're on the road all day and about to collapse in exhaustion but you have enough energy to pick up or order food to your Motel 6 or whatever you're staying in this type of poo poo tastes like the most amazing thing you've ever consumed Honestly I'd get wawa food at any time for any reason, it's more like a deli + gas station combo and amazing.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:09 |
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Lamprey Cannon posted:They didn't. Sorry I don't get it, what did they do
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:33 |
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:35 |
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AnonSpore posted:Sorry I don't get it, what did they do The joke is lost on you.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:37 |
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ForcedKen posted:gently caress. Lamprey Cannon posted:They didn't. root beer has a new favorite as of 21:41 on Mar 26, 2016 |
# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:38 |
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Lamprey Cannon posted:They didn't. They found the cure for pizza, but they lost it.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:40 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures. We have such bites to show you.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:48 |
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peak thread content
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 22:00 |
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I can't stop laughing at "sprigs of bread"
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 23:21 |
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cash crab posted:I can't stop laughing at "sprigs of bread" Olives or mayonnaise. I desperately want to see someone try to make this.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:13 |
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This is another random recipe generator that makes no sense and makes me crack up every time I come across it: https://jamesoff.net/fun/random-recipe-generator/ slices of bread a la anchovies Serves 1 You will need: 130g of anchovies 70ml tomato ketchup 4 slices of bread Instructions: saute the tomato ketchup whisk the slices of bread toast the anchovies melt the slices of bread put the slices of bread in the fridge to set stir the tomato ketchup heat the slices of bread in the saucepan flip the tomato ketchup sprinkle the tomato ketchup over the top throw it all away
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:43 |
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RNG posted:Pimiento cheese, cream cheese, loose corn. It all checks out. l o o s e c o r n
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 02:52 |
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Grape Soda posted:This is another random recipe generator that makes no sense and makes me crack up every time I come across it: https://jamesoff.net/fun/random-recipe-generator/ I love these so much e: vv order out crew vv LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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lmao:random recipe generator posted:cabbages sandwich e. ^^^ order out all day err day blunt for century has a new favorite as of 05:40 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 05:31 |
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Look, i'm trying to melt the bread, but I can't get it to 1000 degrees without it combusting...
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 05:36 |
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Kilo147 posted:Look, i'm trying to melt the bread, but I can't get it to 1000 degrees without it combusting... Quit trying to use a wok on your lovely electric stove. Everybody knows you can't get it hot enough. You will never, EVER enjoy melted bread from your kitchen
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 06:37 |
Grape Soda posted:This is another random recipe generator that makes no sense and makes me crack up every time I come across it: https://jamesoff.net/fun/random-recipe-generator/ lemonade mini roasties Serves 4 You will need: 4 sausages 3 lemons 40ml lemonade 90ml tabasco sauce Instructions: saute the lemonade saute the lemonade toast the sausages put the tabasco sauce in the saucepan heat the lemonade in the saucepan heat the tabasco sauce flip the sausages microwave the lemonade rinse the lemons enjoy
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 06:47 |
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It is a testament to how long I've been reading these threads that my eyes went to "greased casserole" and I was like oh ok could be legit. cream bake Serves 5 You will need: 80ml lemonade 40ml cream 130g of sugar 60g of pasta Instructions: rinse the sugar saute the lemonade toast the pasta saute the lemonade put the cream in the saucepan grind the lemonade spoon the sugar onto a warmed plate grind the pasta sprinkle the cream over the top microwave the pasta spoon the cream onto a warmed plate fold in the cream serve piping hot lol rinse the sugar I'M NOT THE RACCOON IN THIS THREAD SIR Also, if you don't saute the lemonade twice, Hitler wins.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 06:59 |
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Otana posted:Olives or mayonnaise. I will make this the second I can figure out what slices of hot food is
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 07:03 |
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Lamprey Cannon posted:They didn't. god DAMMIT I'm so sick of these
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 10:11 |
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Lamprey Cannon posted:They didn't.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 10:29 |