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Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

cash crab posted:

I will make this the second I can figure out what slices of hot food is

Pizza??

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I feel like I've been neglecting this thread :(





These two above are hospital food. Yeesh.







The dill means someone failed pickling 101. Pickles aren't even hard!

Somebody has a new favorite as of 16:57 on Mar 27, 2016

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Weezy Baby posted:

god DAMMIT I'm so sick of these

It took me 'til this comment to figure it out

Bravo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



cash crab posted:

I will make this the second I can figure out what slices of hot food is

I hope someone today is boiling eggs and referring to them as "the crabs"

under the nonplussed frown of a roommate or significant other

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

EpicMealTime

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

This looks like a pile of body parts assembled by some warlord to scare his enemies.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Poor Jeff.

Also, this whole page has been absolutely revolting, good job, you guys

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Scathach posted:

I feel like I've been neglecting this thread :(





These two above are hospital food. Yeesh.







The dill means someone failed pickling 101. Pickles aren't even hard!



That hospital food reminds me of one of the worst meals I ever had. Which was hospital food. Dry as gently caress turkey loaf slices with a scoop of "stuff" (and I do mean scoop, like ice cream scoop) which was nothing more than basically damp bread crumbs. All this without the smallest hint of seasoning. I mean, seriously, I'm already in the hospital. You want me in the suicide ward now?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Samizdata posted:

That hospital food reminds me of one of the worst meals I ever had. Which was hospital food. Dry as gently caress turkey loaf slices with a scoop of "stuff" (and I do mean scoop, like ice cream scoop) which was nothing more than basically damp bread crumbs. All this without the smallest hint of seasoning. I mean, seriously, I'm already in the hospital. You want me in the suicide ward now?
Aw, but look how they lovingly molded the corn-type product and essence-of-fish paste into "appetizing" simulacrula! :allears:

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Hospital food is like one step above soylent, it's designed to keep you alive but that's it

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!
I think the corn and fish(?) patties are for people who basically can't chew. I remember reading an article about it quite a while ago, some company was making food paste reformed into shapes for people who have a hard time chewing/swallowing.

It's more appetizing and dignified for the patient than being given a bowl of slurry.

If you have to get hospitalized, do it at Beth Israel. Holy poo poo the food is great and real and tasty.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeah, hospital food is under-seasoned mostly because there are a lot of cardiac/low sodium patients. That and we have to go easy on the seasoning for the old folks. If you want it to taste like something, ask for extra salt or whatever seasoning you want for it.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Last time I had hospital food, there was mold on whatever meat they served. I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be super good for patients.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Are those bezoar stones at the top of the plate? :psyduck:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Manuel Calavera posted:

Yeah, hospital food is under-seasoned mostly because there are a lot of cardiac/low sodium patients. That and we have to go easy on the seasoning for the old folks. If you want it to taste like something, ask for extra salt or whatever seasoning you want for it.

Color me shocked that hospital food is so unappetizing because weak people need to be able to eat it.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Grape Soda posted:

This is another random recipe generator that makes no sense and makes me crack up every time I come across it: https://jamesoff.net/fun/random-recipe-generator/

slices of bread a la anchovies

Serves 1

You will need:
130g of anchovies
70ml tomato ketchup
4 slices of bread

Instructions:

saute the tomato ketchup
whisk the slices of bread
toast the anchovies
melt the slices of bread
put the slices of bread in the fridge to set
stir the tomato ketchup
heat the slices of bread in the saucepan
flip the tomato ketchup
sprinkle the tomato ketchup over the top
throw it all away

Pretty sure this is an actual masaokis recipe

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

DarklyDreaming posted:

Are those bezoar stones at the top of the plate? :psyduck:

Doughnut holes. Duh, use context clues. Frozen Krab, pickles, and _______.

It's obvious

Electrical Fire
Mar 29, 2010

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Doughnut holes. Duh, use context clues. Frozen Krab, pickles, and _______.

It's obvious

They're called Timbits :canada:

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Electrical Fire posted:

They're called Timbits :canada:

I hope Tim doesnt miss them, whoever he is

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Brownies made with bulgar wheat???

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lonely Virgil posted:



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

Brownies with sago, for some reason?

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
tapioca clif bar?

rotoscoped
Oct 30, 2010
Cat food and maggot brownies, my favourite!

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS

DarklyDreaming posted:

Are those bezoar stones at the top of the plate? :psyduck:

aint you never seen a donut hole before

im more concerned about the main meal being imitation krab

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Lonely Virgil posted:



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

Are the chunks pop rocks or some similar form of candy?

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."
Looks like baby teeth.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Kibbeh nayyeh?

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Miracle noodle brownies.

Why.

jesus loving christ

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Miracle noodle brownies.

Why.

jesus loving christ

But it's dairy-free, egg-free, vegan, gluten-free, grain-free, sugar-free, fat-free, and guilt-free. They are good for you! :downs:

combee
Nov 17, 2007

it's the combee's knees!

Lonely Virgil posted:



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

honeycomb with bee larvae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KLmmHLJhw&t=307s

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Lonely Virgil posted:



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

Oh! Pick me!

Cat poo poo and baby teeth.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Lonely Virgil posted:



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

Something horrifically vegan or gluten free.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Lonely Virgil posted:



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

I refuse to call this food.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Gaki No Tsukai delivers!

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Gridlocked posted:

Gaki No Tsukai delivers!

Gaki no Tsukai talk isn't complete without Frisk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1_gg-AJLY&t=810s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDRBlMmF8WQ&t=433s

ACES CURE PLANES has a new favorite as of 04:47 on Mar 28, 2016

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.
I would eat that tempura pizza :stare:

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Christmas Cake
Dec 25, 2008

Lonely Virgil posted:



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

Soil samples from around a giant Amazonian ant colony.

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