PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

That second one reminds me of Kitfo, which is great.

...It always comes back to Ethiopian food with me, doesn't it?

I still have never eaten Ethiopian but it sounds amazing. Raw stuff, odd bread, strange spices-- what's not to like?

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# ? Mar 28, 2016 20:50

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:33

Elizabethan Error: May 18, 2006

Scathach posted:

I still have never eaten Ethiopian but it sounds amazing. Raw stuff, odd bread, strange spices-- what's not to like?

man, jelly babies have really gone downhill.

# ? Mar 28, 2016 20:55

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Scathach posted:

I still have never eaten Ethiopian but it sounds amazing. Raw stuff, odd bread, strange spices-- what's not to like?

Guesses:
Turkish Delight
Poorly presented mochi confections
Some kind of molecular gastronomy fruit salad
Assorted soups and vegetable pastes that were frozen in ice cube trays

# ? Mar 28, 2016 20:56

cadaver.: Oct 31, 2009

Sewer debris and miscellaneous slimes

Think it's really the unnecessarily close-up shot that cinches the gross factor

# ? Mar 28, 2016 20:57

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Scathach posted:

I still have never eaten Ethiopian but it sounds amazing. Raw stuff, odd bread, strange spices-- what's not to like?

What an odd way to present ice cream.

# ? Mar 28, 2016 20:59

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

deadly_pudding posted:

I don't think it's unacceptably weird? It's pretty normal to put butter on a steak, for example. I've had sour cream on a steak before, because we were having like fajita vegetables as a side, and the cold/creamy aspects of the sour cream mixed well with the black pepper and savory flavors of the steak.

I grew up in a family where all steak was medium-rare to rare and was served on its own plate, like a sacrificial offering. Context, I guess.

# ? Mar 28, 2016 22:07

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

If you can't cook meat thoroughly without it turning into leather, that's on you.

# ? Mar 28, 2016 22:13

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Angela Christine posted:

# ? Mar 28, 2016 22:40

RNG: Jul 9, 2009

RareAcumen posted:

i know things were different back then, but there's a limit

there's a point at which any human should naturally say "this is loving gross"

# ? Mar 28, 2016 23:33

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

Lonely Virgil posted:

Let's play: Guess what this food is.

Portioned uncooked cubes of corned beef hash?

(edit)

Somehow I missed an entire page wherein it was identified. Carry on, wayward food goons.

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# ? Mar 28, 2016 23:37

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
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HIS OWN BUTT
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In what world did ANYONE EVER think those gelatin based salads were a good idea?

# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:03

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Gridlocked posted:

In what world did ANYONE EVER think those gelatin based salads were a good idea?

White people?

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:24

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Naught but a pale husk!
_{_{guess the food}}

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:29

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pickled vaginas.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:31

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Intestine pho with a side of rice sausage.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:35

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

EorayMel posted:

Naught but a pale husk!
_{_{guess the food}}

Sliced turkey wrap floating in dish water with eye balls and socks?

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:38

Gamma Nerd: May 14, 2012

deadly_pudding posted:

That flatbread you use as an eating utensil is really good- it's got roughly the mouth-feel of a pancake, and those little air bubbles are good at holding the dipping sauces they give you.

injera is loving awesome

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:55

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Plankstek from wikipedia. :sweden:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 08:14

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Fishstick posted:

No raw ground beef rules

It's Filet Am�ricain

so is this

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 08:33

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

EorayMel posted:

Naught but a pale husk!
_{_{guess the food}}

Balls of newspaper pulp, rolls of newspaper pulp, sewage.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 09:41

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

EorayMel posted:

Naught but a pale husk!
_{_{guess the food}}

Depression.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 10:19

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

chitoryu12 posted:

I looked it up and it's Miracle Noodle brownies.

BUT loving WHY?!?!?!? I do a lot of low-carb baking (yes, I understand that's AFP) and there are literally sixty-four kajillion low-carb brownie recipes out there. I have never said "Wow, I really want my brownies to smell like garbage and be chewy as gently caress."

Also, the same company sells "miracle rice" which is literally just Miracle Noodles cut up. THAT'S NOT A DIFFERENT PRODUCT YOU WHORES.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 11:51

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

it's sandwich time

Sexy sexy sandwich time

Looks like it's time to call the

twoday has a new favorite as of 12:18 on Mar 29, 2016

# ? Mar 29, 2016 12:13

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

twoday posted:

the sex lives of sandwiches

e: beaten by OP

# ? Mar 29, 2016 12:17

Occultatio: Aug 4, 2005; a massive toolclown who cannot stop causing problems

RareAcumen posted:

Oh hey, Birds Eye!

# ? Mar 29, 2016 12:45

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

I hate the miracle noodles. They're kinda rubbery and just make me terribly sad that I'm not eating real noodles. If wanna low carb it and still have Italian flavors, I just make like a sausage and vegetable stir fry served with a modest amount of tomato sauce, and live with my decision to exist in a reality without pasta.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 13:02

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Miracle noodles sound like the worst thing, like most other "I wanna eat X but my diet says no...Hmm..." food replacements.

PCOS Bill posted:

If you can't cook meat thoroughly without it turning into leather, that's on you.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 13:12

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

EorayMel posted:

Naught but a pale husk!
_{_{guess the food}}

sushi

# ? Mar 29, 2016 13:29

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

deadly_pudding posted:

I hate the miracle noodles. They're kinda rubbery and just make me terribly sad that I'm not eating real noodles. If wanna low carb it and still have Italian flavors, I just make like a sausage and vegetable stir fry served with a modest amount of tomato sauce, and live with my decision to exist in a reality without pasta.

I actually like them, but I like shirataki in general. I'd rather have zoodles or squash noodles, though.

I GISed "looks bad todd" and got this!

Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 13:45 on Mar 29, 2016

# ? Mar 29, 2016 13:41

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

bringmyfishback posted:

I actually like them, but I like shirataki in general. I'd rather have zoodles or squash noodles, though.

I GISed "looks bad todd" and got this!

Pringles-and-fish-with-pine-nuts-served-on-a-paper-plate-and-eaten-off-a-bedroom-pillow-while-watching-TV.jpg

# ? Mar 29, 2016 13:47

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

bringmyfishback posted:

I actually like them, but I like shirataki in general. I'd rather have zoodles or squash noodles, though.

I GISed "looks bad todd" and got this!

Holy poo poo that GIS is a goldmine

# ? Mar 29, 2016 13:58

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

deadly_pudding posted:

Holy poo poo that GIS is a goldmine

Milk steak and jelly beans? Its even worse than I imagined.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 14:03

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

deadly_pudding posted:

Holy poo poo that GIS is a goldmine

Ewww, it's only mildly boiled over!

# ? Mar 29, 2016 14:23

FFT: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Lonely Virgil posted:

Let's play: Guess what this food is.

chitoryu12 posted:

I looked it up and it's Miracle Noodle brownies.

props for first accurate guess go here, then

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Miracle noodle brownies.

Why.

jesus loving christ

so,

RareAcumen posted:

Give Aces a gold star.

anyway,

# ? Mar 29, 2016 14:40

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

deadly_pudding posted:

Holy poo poo that GIS is a goldmine

I'm definitely not from Philly.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 14:44

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Gridlocked posted:

In what world did ANYONE EVER think those gelatin based salads were a good idea?

The reasoning is more or less "a horse died for this so it must be good." Salad loafs are the crowning achievement on our total domination of animals.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 16:32

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

deadly_pudding posted:

I have the sudden urge to do some Charlie Work

# ? Mar 29, 2016 16:39

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

EorayMel posted:

Naught but a pale husk!
_{_{guess the food}}

It is actually pig organ soup.

So congrats to whoever was close enough with intestines or whatever :toot:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 16:43

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

Iron Crowned posted:

I have the sudden urge to do some Charlie Work

Your illiteracy has screwed us again charlie!

# ? Mar 29, 2016 17:10

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:33

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

BraveUlysses posted:

Your illiteracy has screwed us again charlie!

Wildcard bitches!

# ? Mar 29, 2016 17:11

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