Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm going to flippin hit you with my rake, dude.

geez I'm sorry! Its just my opinion !

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
that yard is dumb as hell

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

that yard is dumb as hell

I can't believe you're doing this to me, in my own thread.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Minimalist Program posted:

I can't believe you're doing this to me, in my own thread.

i calls em like i sees em

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
im just saying

if I was a cat, I'd probably leave a poo in that yard

IF!

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

Minimalist Program posted:

Here's the yard.



Thoughts? Comments? Ideas? Questions?

That is like less than 5% yard.
It's like if a yard were literally one yard.

Tevryr fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Mar 29, 2016

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I cna't believe that posting a picture of my yard on something awful has resulted in my yard getting flamed.

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
My dad is all about the lawn and would literally have a heart attack if he saw yours. My dad's a nice guy you jerk.

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe
I still need some meaningful advice on how to deal with henbit and speedwell.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

gizmojumpjet posted:

My dad is all about the lawn and would literally have a heart attack if he saw yours. My dad's a nice guy you jerk.

We bought the house and it's my first lawn + yard and I have no idea what I'm doing :(

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Vitalis Jackson posted:

I still need some meaningful advice on how to deal with henbit and speedwell.

You hit it with a rake.

sigtrap
Apr 14, 2002

MOIST
I like looking at pictures of yards and stories about yards because it gives me ideas for my yard and my stories about yards

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I am going to get a dog and let it play in the yard at some point.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Here's a picture of my dad's lawn I took last year or so because the lawn was at Peak Grass

I'd never been impressed by grass before

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Sheep-Goats posted:

Here's a picture of my dad's lawn I took last year or so because the lawn was at Peak Grass

I'd never been impressed by grass before



That's good looking grass.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Sheep-Goats posted:

Here's a picture of my dad's lawn I took last year or so because the lawn was at Peak Grass

I'd never been impressed by grass before



now THATS a yard

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Sheep-Goats posted:

Here's a picture of my dad's lawn I took last year or so because the lawn was at Peak Grass

I'd never been impressed by grass before



stellar yard, this makes OP's yard look like horse poo poo

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
A man could rake for weeks and still not have that fine a yard.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tard yard bard hard card lard

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
That's a dwarf peach tree which produces abundantly as does the craggy sternly pruned pear tree out of frame to the left

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Minimalist Program posted:

Here's the yard.



Thoughts? Comments? Ideas? Questions?

your father in law is right to think your a dumb idiot beta male. he sounds like a cool guy

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
That yard is the unkempt neckbeard of landscaping. Pathetic.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Your yard looks like the yard of a kid napper how do you respond to this allegation I am making

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Minimalist Program posted:

Here's the yard.



Thoughts? Comments? Ideas? Questions?

That's a good yard OP. Thread delivered.

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
OP if my dad is any guide, to get a good yard you spend all spring dumping fertilizer on it, then spend all summer mowing it every three days like an idiot.

Robot Made of Meat
Oct 16, 2015

Minimalist Program posted:

Here's the yard.



Thoughts? Comments? Ideas? Questions?

Many here are saying bad things about your yard, and I think that's very unfair in light of your horrible photography skills. I'm sure your yard is very nice, but there's no way to tell from the picture, since it's something like 95% not-yard and only a teensy peek at the yard.

You may just as well have said, "I'm going to post a picture of my neighbor's roof."

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Here is my yard as well OP

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I like your yard, iggy.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Here's my yard(vase)
Pretty proud of them, they soldiered through winter admirably and now they're going crazy!

Edit: That was a huge , TIMGed

Tafferling fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Mar 29, 2016

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Tafferling posted:


Here's my yard(vase)
Pretty proud of them, they soldiered through winter admirably and now they're going crazy!

Edit: That was a huge , TIMGed

Those are good looking flowers. What kind of rake do you hit them with...?

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Minimalist Program posted:

Those are good looking flowers. What kind of rake do you hit them with...?

I picked some moss out with my hands, but I'm thinking about getting a toothpick from my toolshed to remove the growth near the stalks. I don't want to crush them accidentally.

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

Minimalist Program posted:

Here's the yard.



Thoughts? Comments? Ideas? Questions?

I like your yard.

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

This my yard.



What should I plant in this part?



It gets a few hours of this sorta sunlight in the morning and early afternoon I think. Not sure as I have not had this yard very long and it hasn't seen the sun in months.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Plant a dead cat

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
im gonna one up the OP and post a VR video of my yard because im getting a free 360 degree camera with my new phone rekt

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
thats a good yard but then again the only yard I ever had opened directly onto an alley (only house without a back fence lol) and had vagrants wander through intermittently.

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

Celluloid Sam posted:

Plant a dead cat

The way people drive on this street that might be a possibility soon.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Minimalist Program posted:

Here's the yard.



Thoughts? Comments? Ideas? Questions?

what a puny bbq

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

sporklift posted:

This my yard.



What should I plant in this part?



It gets a few hours of this sorta sunlight in the morning and early afternoon I think. Not sure as I have not had this yard very long and it hasn't seen the sun in months.

Lavender or Bottle Rockets

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Plant stuff you can eat.

Flowers are dumb, tomatoes are yummy

  • Locked thread