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orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

gipskrampf posted:

Chris Robert's nightmare:

Parp is good.
Penis is bad.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:12

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:46

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

AHHAHAAA look at that loving signature

In honor of his legacy, I made a �parody�, �inspired� by that picture. I'm sure it can be put to ~~good~~ use.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:13

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

orcinus posted:

I wanted to become a cetologist when i was a kid. Not even joking.

Do you feel like your dream came true

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:13

Gradis: Feb 27, 2016; GAPE APE

D_Smart posted:

I have considered it. Especially given all the "don't you loving do it!" vibes I'm getting from my attorneys

Seriously, tbh, for me, this is not about scooping and/or hurting anyone. It's just not my style. My whole premise for this is to prove that I have been right since day one, and that this has ended up hurting some (we don't care about Shitizens) gamers, gaming in general, and by a larger extent, video game crowd-funding. And it's something that I take very seriously. Especially because that croberts left the industry, then came back and started making waves, pissing and spitting on everything with his "gently caress publishers", "I am going to save PC gaming" bullshit. It was all bullshit. Right from the start. And it doesn't help that with his lying talentless hack of a wife, decided that they would treat those who WERE in the industry all this time, poorly because they could and had the money and clout to do it.

When I wrote that first blog, I thought that would be the end of it. I was wrong.

Once they made it personal, they triggered my autism spectrum and penchant for never - ever - letting go of a bone until I had chewed it until it disappears. And they gave me a bone. Then tried to hide the bag of bones.

Here we are.

I am going to see this to the very bitter end because I know with 100% certainty, sources be damned, that I'm right.

Has your righteous anger and posting effected development of LOD? I mean Chris Roberts Escapist rant was a epic coke, dry spaff attempt, but do you ever think awww gently caress this I'm gonna get on with my stuff\life\game this poo poo aint worth it.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:15

ideate: Aug 20, 2002

I cannot even believe that loving coffee machine is real

I mean *of course* they did

but hahahahaha

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:15

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

How the gently caress did he think adding a head with twice the radius of the original was a good idea

I'm starting to get second thoughts about his artistic capabilities

I think he may not be very good at art

Also lol, he hasn't tweeted since PlagiarismGate

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:15

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ooh not for long mate....

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# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:16

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

must really love duck dynasty to protect their copyright but not boba chicken or anyone he stole from to make $50k

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:16

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

How the gently caress did he think adding a head with twice the radius of the original was a good idea

I'm starting to get second thoughts about his artistic capabilities

Or the buckle on the left thigh that is just sticking up for no discernible reason because he erased the strap i was attached to. (Probably because Sandy thought it made her look fat)

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:17

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Yeah I guess that's impressive, sorta

You know what's really, really impressive? CIG has made a game with a flashlight that's beaten the inverse square law

What's inverse square law when you've got physicalized 64-bit multiple physics grid parpenfaffentronic wankalizer tech.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:17

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Do you feel like your dream came true

In an oddly perverted way, yes.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:18

runsamok: Jan 12, 2011

Madcosby posted:

must really love duck dynasty to protect their copyright but not boba chicken or anyone he stole from to make $50k

I find Seth McFarlane scary, but not "armed redneck with dubious grasp on reality" scary.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:18

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Daztek posted:

I think he may not be very good at art

Also lol, he hasn't tweeted since PlagiarismGate

TracerGate :colbert:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:19

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Holey poo poo.

https://mastermind.atavist.com/he-always-had-a-dark-side

quote:

He was a brilliant programmer and a vicious cartel boss who became a prized U.S. government asset. The Atavist Magazine presents a story of an elusive criminal kingpin, told in weekly installments.

quote:

As a teenager, Le Roux�s love for the game Wing Commander, in which the player pilots a spacecraft into battle, bordered on obsession.

*ded*

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:19

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Lladre posted:

Or the buckle on the left thigh that is just sticking up for no discernible reason because he erased the strap i was attached to. (Probably because Sandy thought it made her look fat)

I like the playing card halfway out of a zipped pocket.

The Queen of hearts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eobuu-IexvI

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:20

Maldavos: May 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Nomenclature posted:

Breaking News: Sandi is now in charge of developing the flight physics model:

Looks like they're reading the forums in the background. "They're on to us, time to bail!"

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:21

ideate: Aug 20, 2002

orcinus posted:

Holey poo poo.

https://mastermind.atavist.com/he-always-had-a-dark-side

*ded*

hey this guy was rumored to have killed someone over a real estate deal

and he might be a backer

well then

hope ur game is good crobberts

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:22

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

runsamok posted:

I find Seth McFarlane scary, but not "armed redneck with dubious grasp on reality" scary.

Hate to break it to you, but Duck Dynasty are actually wealthy normie actors, not violent rednecks

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:23

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:23

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

boviscopophobic posted:

Peter Gabriel could have a lot of fun with this big reveal. It deserves to be widely shared after months of people claiming Derek was making stuff like outrageously pricey coffee machines up...

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:23

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Nomenclature posted:

Breaking News: Sandi is now in charge of developing the flight physics model:

has bens wife got the thread open

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:24

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Chalks posted:

lol

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:25

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

it's the simple things, really

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:25

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

Somebody mention this hilarious use of backer funds over at CIG forums pls.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:27

Pratt2112: Mar 25, 2016; Indeeeeeeeeeed...

SpunkyRedKnight posted:

I can feel it. The big reveal is coming.

That... Is... Beautiful.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:28

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Nation posted:

has bens wife got the thread open

I don't think so but that would be a nice cap on the last few days. :staredog:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:28

runsamok: Jan 12, 2011

Chalks posted:

Benwife needs her waist removed as well... For fidelity.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:33

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Neutron Bandit posted:

Not struggling any more now that I got you to double down on how self-important you feel.

Right. So did that solidify for you the notion that you're less self-important?

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:33

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:35

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

G0RF posted:

No. I don't think you make stuff up, Derek-- and I'm sure you've heard quite a bit. I've always taken the stuff you claim came from your insider sources at CIG seriously.

I'm just saying its one thing to hear rumors of a fable super expensive espresso machine indulgence in LA-- it's another thing to have a picture of it in place at CIG.

The more the record of extravagance is corroborated with irrefutable evidence, the harder it is for others to ignore. That's a good thing for you AND for us.

Understood.

Well, we already saw all the restoration furniture.

Now the espresso machine.

Next up, that LA office entrance. Assuming they keep the original space ship entrance design.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:36

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:36

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

IronicDongz posted:

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c'mon man this is important to him. let him have his moment :3:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:36

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Daztek posted:

someone synch this up with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_t2HDFM4nQ

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:38

Pratt2112: Mar 25, 2016; Indeeeeeeeeeed...

flyboi posted:

dear pgbaz plz use this song in one of your next ptu vids tia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjKpHnF_sRg

Or this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVjSycDJatc

The song's name seems like it could be appropriate at some point, if nothing else.

Keyboard player looks a little like croberts when he takes his glasses off. That's a little unsettling.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 22:41