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*Spontaneously catches fire.*
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Always white. Always.
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Mar 30, 2016 08:52
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honk hobk beep beep
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Mar 30, 2016 08:53
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vrroooom
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Mar 30, 2016 08:53
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I loving love gasoline.
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Mar 30, 2016 09:02
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hello how are you. i hope you are doing well. i am fine
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Mar 30, 2016 09:05
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what is "off-road"?
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Mar 30, 2016 09:06
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if i ever get into an accident my family will be safe because the other car will be crushed
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Mar 30, 2016 09:08
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I'm lovely if i have a liftgate, but if i have the split rear door, it looks like i'm carrying ice chests full of hearts to the hospital or something
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Mar 30, 2016 09:09
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Airborne Viking posted:if i ever get into an accident my family will be safe because the other car will be crushed what if they're both suburban suvs? What if they're both made of diamonds?
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Mar 30, 2016 09:21
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I'm going to try to turn now Oh gently caress
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Mar 30, 2016 09:26
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Mar 30, 2016 09:48
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*crashes into other cars due to merlot+xanax addled handling*
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Mar 30, 2016 09:57
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we used to call them four wheeled drives or 4x4s [four by four) but now because of american advertising people call them suvs here too
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Mar 30, 2016 10:36
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Support The Troops
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Mar 30, 2016 10:37
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bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb chkk bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb chkkkk BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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Mar 30, 2016 10:48
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There is a tiny white lady and several children inside me. Please help.
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Mar 30, 2016 10:49
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*has a Baby on Board sign and a Trump bumper sticker*
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Mar 30, 2016 10:57
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*forms massive canyon of glass and sheetmetal on either side of normal car in Whole Foods parking space, makes backing out an act of blind faith*
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Mar 30, 2016 11:42
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I drive a subaru forester ands complety unsuited to driving on anythibf less than fresh aspahlt. You cant evrm buy heavy duty tyres let alone 4wd tyres
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Mar 30, 2016 12:39
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My kid is an honor student at Pussy Willow Elementary!
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Mar 30, 2016 13:42
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*gets laughed at by a tricked out Escalade*
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Mar 30, 2016 13:52
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*engine rumbling*
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Mar 30, 2016 13:53
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*Has hosed up 4WD from years of poor maintenance and general misuse*
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Mar 30, 2016 13:58
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"hi, do you know where I can buy some weed?" / 
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Mar 30, 2016 14:00
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im an urban suv (escalade 2013, white paintjob) tyvm
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Mar 30, 2016 14:43
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*honks seductively at you*
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Mar 30, 2016 14:57
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my existence is pointless, i long for death
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Mar 30, 2016 15:01
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stole my thread idea
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Mar 30, 2016 15:44
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Front skirt gets torn off the first time my Suburban Mom owner parks and puts the front bumper over a curb.
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Mar 30, 2016 15:45
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an oddly awful oud posted:*forms massive canyon of glass and sheetmetal on either side of normal car in Whole Foods parking space, makes backing out an act of blind faith* has never backed up into a parking space. not once.
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Mar 30, 2016 15:52
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can't wait for the last 4 months of my 30 year existence to be spent helping a teen achieve their first DUI
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Mar 30, 2016 16:06
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*rolls over taking sharp turn*
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Mar 30, 2016 17:59
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*never drives on a gravel driveway let alone off-road*
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Mar 30, 2016 18:04
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*Is hilariously under-powered compared to a well built Ford diesel*
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Mar 30, 2016 18:06
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Beep beep 
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Mar 30, 2016 18:09
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*throws another serpentine belt*
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Mar 30, 2016 18:57
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*learns to coexist with dead cat carcasses that have piled up in undercarriage over the years*
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Mar 30, 2016 19:07
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i'm like a transformer cool like the thread op rated this thread a five gop
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Mar 30, 2016 19:12
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maximize!! haha jk stilla sububan suv!
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