PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

gentle pete posted:

There's no description for the last one so I'm going to assume it's some kind of cum cracker.

It looks like maybe some sort of bready biscuit thing, marinara, and (fake) melted cheese?

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Tony Bologna posted:

Sure, but they look like hot trash.

Well trash me the gently caress up because I'm hungry now.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:35

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

gentle pete posted:

There's no description for the last one so I'm going to assume it's some kind of cum cracker.

It's pizza waffles. Protein powder and water scrunched into a vaguely waffle-like shape, topped with Walden Farms zero-calorie "tomato sauce" and some kind of vegan cheese substitute.

Yes, I need to look away from this trainwreck. :smithicide:

# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:50

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Yeah but why cover it in jizz

# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:52

Electrical Fire: Mar 29, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Yeah but why cover it in jizz

How do you eat pizza?

# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:58

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Yeah it kinda becomes obvious she's anorexic when "vegan" suddenly changes to "zero calorie." Yikes.

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# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:58

mania: Sep 9, 2004

EorayMel posted:

It is actually pig organ soup.

So congrats to whoever was close enough with intestines or whatever

What's that on the side? The saddest 5 spice roll?

# ? Mar 30, 2016 05:13

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Aesop Poprock posted:

This thing is called a cereal beetle. That's vaguely food related enough to post it right? It's gross and I want you to imagine biting into it

Cereal beetles are leaf eaters. This one is full of parasite wasp larvae eating it in turn.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 07:32

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Scathach posted:

Yeah it kinda becomes obvious she's anorexic when "vegan" suddenly changes to "zero calorie." Yikes.

Please don't tell me this is ice cream and BBQ sauce or something.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:53

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

cash crab posted:

Please don't tell me this is ice cream and BBQ sauce or something.

Scrambled eggs on toast, I think.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:56

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

axolotl farmer posted:

Cereal beetles are leaf eaters. This one is full of parasite wasp larvae eating it in turn.

Hey usually you're good with animal facts! :colbert:

That one does have one parasite in it but the rest of the "larvae" are actually a fecal shield.

http://thebuggeek.com/tag/fecal-shield/

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:10

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Nature is disgusting.

Unless it's battered and deep-fried.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:15

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Aesop Poprock posted:

Hey usually you're good with animal facts! That one does have one parasite in it but the rest of the "larvae" are actually a fecal shield.

http://thebuggeek.com/tag/fecal-shield/

I feel like it belongs as part of some kind of Shitlord class in D&D.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:33

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Mizuti posted:

How about beondegi? They're boiled silkworm pupae. Dunno about the taste, but the presentation...

The smell is like kill yourself bad. The actual taste is of dirt. Like, dirt-flavored Gushers. :barf:

# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:18

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Bugs are bad food. At best, they vaguely taste like nuts. Just eat nuts instead. Nuts don't have exoskeletons or an acidy aftertaste

# ? Mar 30, 2016 15:37

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Aesop Poprock posted:

Bugs are bad food. At best, they vaguely taste like nuts. Just eat nuts instead. Nuts don't have exoskeletons or an acidy aftertaste

I had a pretty tasty teriyaki grasshopper at a state fair once. And spiders taste like crab.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 15:52

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Sure, just go ahead and throw that one orange cube in with the otherwise completely white tray. Don't even put it on the left side to group up with the rest. Order and reason are for chumps.

That's a real stretch for a reason to criticize this

# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:08

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

This Age of Apocalypse tie in drink has a lot to do with Quicksilver in more than one way

_{_{Still looks cool, I'd probably buy it just for that.}}

# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:33

Admiral Bosch: Apr 19, 2007; Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

This Age of Apocalypse tie in drink has a lot to do with Quicksilver in more than one way

_{_{Still looks cool, I'd probably buy it just for that.}}

uh there is no way in hell i would put that in my body

# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:36

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

BraveUlysses posted:

That's a real stretch for a reason to criticize this

Not for his/her case of autism.

All this insect as food chat reminds me that while lobster is heavenly, it looks like movie-alien viscera when you open it up.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:39

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

This Age of Apocalypse tie in drink has a lot to do with Quicksilver in more than one way

_{_{Still looks cool, I'd probably buy it just for that.}}

# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:40

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
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tribbledirigible posted:

Not for his/her case of autism.

All this insect as food chat reminds me that while lobster is heavenly, it looks like movie-alien viscera when you open it up.

Don't make me think too hard about lobster.

Also, that green poo poo in there, as I understand it, is the lobster's equivalent of a liver. Those guys are basically the cockroaches of the sea; they eat like paint chips and garbage. I don't wanna think about what kinda action went down in that liver. I thoroughly remove the green poo poo from the meat before I eat it, but there are other subsets of people who consider it a delicacy and spread it on toast or whatever :gonk:

# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:42

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

I had a ramen burger once. It wasn't very good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1PsDyhNFBI

# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:44

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

This Age of Apocalypse tie in drink has a lot to do with Quicksilver in more than one way

_{_{Still looks cool, I'd probably buy it just for that.}}

Is there... glitter? In this?

# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:48

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Eh. Its like unfined beer.
As long as it tastes good i Would.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:06

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Brawnfire posted:

Is there... glitter? In this?

Also useful for making hats

# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:23

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Wanamingo posted:

Also useful for making hats

mercury

# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:27

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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But it's not *actually* mercury, is it? Is that bottle a joke? I feel like Mountain Dew might actually be able to sell mercury soda and people would buy it, so I'm not sure what to think.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

There's a liquor that has that same gimmick.

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# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:56

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
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Brawnfire posted:

But it's not *actually* mercury, is it? Is that bottle a joke? I feel like Mountain Dew might actually be able to sell mercury soda and people would buy it, so I'm not sure what to think.

Actual mercury would be a real good way to get your local 7-11 shut down by the EPA. Don't worry, nobody would gently caress around with elemental mercury in a food product.

Apparently that swirl effect is "luster dust", which is a series of mineral blends that are used for things like giving cakes or candies metallic or pearlescent finishes.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:16

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

cash crab posted:

Please don't tell me this is ice cream and BBQ sauce or something.

I'm not sure but I found it while searching that poor girl's vegan stuff.

I wonder if luster dust makes your poops shiny?

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:32

my cat is norris: Mar 11, 2010; #onecallcat

Scathach posted:

I wonder if luster dust makes your poops shiny?

Drink a bottle and find out. Don't take pictures, but be sure to come back and tell us the results. It's like when Burger King did the black buns thing. I don't want to SEE your neon green poop, but I will surely enjoy hearing about it.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 19:55

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

my cat is norris posted:

Drink a bottle and find out. Don't take pictures, but be sure to come back and tell us the results. It's like when Burger King did the black buns thing. I don't want to SEE your neon green poop, but I will surely enjoy hearing about it.

If it's like that liquor that I posted then the answer is "sort of." It's not Goldschlager pretty or anything.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 19:58

RNG: Jul 9, 2009

my cat is norris posted:

Drink a bottle and find out. Don't take pictures, but be sure to come back and tell us the results. It's like when Burger King did the black buns thing. I don't want to SEE your neon green poop, but I will surely enjoy hearing about it.

They're at it again. This time I guess it'll make your poo poo look like Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 20:13

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Solice Kirsk posted:

There's a liquor that has that same gimmick.

edit:

I've had this, it's a bit sweet for my taste but if you cut it with vodka you get right trashed and it looks cool. Apparently it's mica dust and titanium dioxide that makes the swirliness, which both seem to be inert so it's likely fairly safe.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 20:36

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Picnic Princess posted:

I've had this, it's a bit sweet for my taste but if you cut it with vodka you get right trashed and it looks cool. Apparently it's mica dust and titanium dioxide that makes the swirliness, which both seem to be inert so it's likely fairly safe.

So we mixed it with UV Blue vodka and Sprite. I've named many concoctions "Future Drink" but I think that was the one most worthy of the name.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 20:47

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Time for another exciting episode of : "It came from planet Reddit!"

ENHANCE!

It looks comfy :allears:

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I've heard of covering before baking, but this is ridiculous!

# ? Mar 30, 2016 21:59

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The gently caress

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blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

PinheadSlim posted:

Time for another exciting episode of : "It came from planet Reddit!"

ENHANCE!

ENHANCE!

It looks comfy

Is... is this a bunch of cheese covered in a towel? :confused:

# ? Mar 30, 2016 22:11

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