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Oh god it's mold.
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Imagine hitting it with something. Oh god, stop imagining that! Noo!
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Mar 30, 2016 22:21
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Picnic Princess posted:Oh god it's mold. That's actually way more relieving than the alternative, which was that that was some food which was really meant to be eaten.
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Mar 30, 2016 22:21
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But like, what is it supposed to be? It looks like a old rag draped over an empty casserole dish. What food was it originally before it was a literal blanket of mold?
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Mar 30, 2016 22:22
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Picnic Princess posted:Oh god it's mold. literally my exact words
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Mar 30, 2016 22:31
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I hope it's moldsagna
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Mar 30, 2016 22:33
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Until that last picture, I thought someone just threw a sheet of pastry dough over a casserole.
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Mar 30, 2016 22:45
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Looked like a frumpled up sweat shirt rectangle over a dish of cheez whiz.
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Mar 30, 2016 22:54
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Wanamingo posted:
Gonna get all spergy here, but liquid mercury isn't all that dangerous to ingest. It's the vapor and mercury compounds that'll kill you. Though I guess if you drank enough mercury it'd probably tear your intestines from all the weight.
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Mar 30, 2016 23:15
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Semisponge posted:Gonna get all spergy here, but liquid mercury isn't all that dangerous to ingest. It's the vapor and mercury compounds that'll kill you. Though I guess if you drank enough mercury it'd probably tear your intestines from all the weight. Yeah, I was told by someone that you could handle it with bare hands and not get poisoned or whatever. I thought he was being an rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 30, 2016 23:30
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Skin contact with mercury is pretty awful too. Granted, it wasn't elemental mercury but still 
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Mar 30, 2016 23:36
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MariusLecter posted:Yeah, I was told by someone that you could handle it with bare hands and not get poisoned or whatever. I thought he was being an rear end in a top hat. IIRC they used to use elemental mercury as a laxative back in the olden times when we were all a little stupider. The dense little beads of mercury would just strongarm anything in your system through to your sphincter like a little wrecking ball. Your problem comes from the vapors, which can get absorbed into your bloodstream via the lungs, I guess? And of course any compound that makes it absorbable by your body. A lot of lead compounds are stupendously dangerous for similar reasons, if you make something that can be absorbed by skin contact or whatever.
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Mar 30, 2016 23:49
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Moldsagna reminds me of a good story. I am of the belief that stories also fall under the category of AFP, and I feel like I haven't told a story in a while. When I first moved in with my ex and his mother, I was quite young (and broke). My mother-in-law graciously agreed to let me live there, on the condition that I cleaned up, mainly by doing the dishes. I later found out this was because literally no one had done the dishes in months. Gross: So, my first day there, I set to unsticking the pans from the counter, finding mold, bugs, old food that may or not have been chicken. I then unstuck a pot that had been face-down on a baking sheet, revealing hundreds of teeny, writhing maggots. I screamed like a girl and immediately tossed it into the bushes. Mother in law returns several days later, asks where the pan is. I shrug. Months later, some contractors found it in the bushes, but luckily I was the only one home. There was still some maggots caked to it.
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Mar 31, 2016 00:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:So we mixed it with UV Blue vodka and Sprite. I've named many concoctions "Future Drink" but I think that was the one most worthy of the name. gently caress UV Blue. My only experience with that was getting a Mormon drunk and building a wonky, totally hosed-off-our-asses gingerbread house together. Oh god the headache that left me with.
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Mar 31, 2016 00:39
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Toast Museum posted:How about this?
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Mar 31, 2016 00:40
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Scathach posted:gently caress UV Blue. My only experience with that was getting a Mormon drunk and building a wonky, totally hosed-off-our-asses gingerbread house together. Oh god the headache that left me with. You drugged someone against their religious beliefs? Wow.
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Mar 31, 2016 00:47
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I know quite a few mormons who identify as such but don't follow the teachings to the letter because they don't actually care enough. Just live every other religious sect in existence. Booze is fun. So are gingerbread houses. Headaches, not so much.
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Mar 31, 2016 02:05
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Mar 31, 2016 02:59
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Voila! Enjoy your hummus stain! 
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Mar 31, 2016 03:00
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PCOS Bill posted:You drugged someone against their religious beliefs? Wow. I guess his curiosity about my heathen and hedonistic ways finally got the best of him. The gingerbread house was pretty awesome, the little people had mohawks and were tasty as gently caress.
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Mar 31, 2016 03:11
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Picnic Princess posted:Voila! Enjoy your hummus stain! Oh poo poo! I don't have my contacts on so I just figured it was the world's greasiest plate of spaghetti aglio e olio, but it turns out to be much sadder than that...
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Mar 31, 2016 03:11
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Mar 31, 2016 06:28
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The sounds this dish is making in my head right now are indescribable.
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Mar 31, 2016 06:31
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Picnic Princess posted:The sounds this dish is making in my head right now are indescribable. I imagine it as some sort of culinary lovecrafian nightmare. Like what if we deep fried the black goat with a thousand young, whose seven tongues of pitch scream the whole way through. I'm still trying to make out what the hell it is though. The closer you look the more insane it gets.
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Mar 31, 2016 06:36
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I imagine it as some sort of culinary lovecrafian nightmare. Like what if we deep fried the black goat with a thousand young, whose seven tongues of pitch scream the whole way through. It's a whole fried fish, although I have never seen one undead and thrashing off the plate like that.
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Mar 31, 2016 08:23
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This one is art because, on the first pass, I thought that mangled hotdog was a crab leg.
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Mar 31, 2016 10:56
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 Return of the #wifematerial loose corn, wet mashed something and really pink meat.  Dinner blush ok_hand #fish #chips #veggies #healthy #yummy #wifematerial #putaringonme Nice McCain's frozen fish, chips and mixed steamed vegetables there. Gridlocked has a new favorite as of 11:13 on Mar 31, 2016 |
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Mar 31, 2016 11:09
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Made me think of this:   From this 
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Mar 31, 2016 11:11
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Titus Sardonicus posted:Skin contact with mercury is pretty awful too. You probably still should not ingest elemental mercury, but it is a world of difference from the devil substance in your link.
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Mar 31, 2016 11:20
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Simply Simon posted:Just want to butt in with a little chemistry - elemental mercury is, in fact, completely different from any mercury compounds. You really shouldn't compare the two. It's the same reason why elemental sodium will explode in water while sodium ions in table salt will, at most, explode your arteries. I like how Dimethylmercury is so bloody dangerous that it's also more-or-less entirely useless.
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Mar 31, 2016 13:40
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It's amazing what you can make with whatever's left in the cupboards. Just a whole green Plantain uncooked, that'll be tasty.
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Mar 31, 2016 13:44
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p. sure that's a cucumber? E: On closer inspection, probably not. Looks wrong either way.
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Mar 31, 2016 13:47
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steinrokkan posted:p. sure that's a cucumber? Now i'm unsure of everything. It could be a courgette.
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Mar 31, 2016 13:48
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Gridlocked posted:I like how Dimethylmercury is so bloody dangerous that it's also more-or-less entirely useless. Though (as the dangerous chemistry thread noted when this came up last), the US military/NASA experimented with using it as a rocket propellant, because of course they did.
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Mar 31, 2016 14:40
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Mar 31, 2016 20:41
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Would, but wouldn't try to convince myself it was bread.
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Mar 31, 2016 20:44
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This looks fine, but for gently caress sake, just call it "cheesy garlic eggplant". The one of the sticking points of going low-carb is casting bread out of your life. Why you gotta turn a perfectly good eggplant into a pretend bread?
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Mar 31, 2016 20:45
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Gridlocked posted:
That looks like utterly delicious mashed sweet potatoes with butter and brown sugar.
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Mar 31, 2016 21:18
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wrong thread
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Mar 31, 2016 21:28
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Gridlocked posted:
Looks like sliced rare steak with either a carrot mash or a carrot and turnip mash?
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