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ElwoodCuse posted:DirecTV needs to bring back the Russian gangster guy
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zakharov posted:The "Meet the Hoopers" jingle has been playing in my brain for the last 3 days. I hate you state farm. The baby in that commercial is creepy in a way that makes me change the channel.
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Mar 22, 2016 16:15
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Gonz posted:If The Settlers was historically accurate, every few months, one member of the family would die from TB or a snakebite. If they made a commercial where they lost a wagon while trying to ford a river, it'd be worth it.
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Mar 22, 2016 16:26
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spoon0042 posted:What the gently caress is this Verizon ad with Ricky Gervais. I've seen two of them and one he's really clearly just reading cue cards and doesn't look like he gives a poo poo about anything he's saying.
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Mar 22, 2016 16:33
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ElwoodCuse posted:DirecTV needs to bring back the Russian gangster guy Putin probably had him killed
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Mar 22, 2016 16:34
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ElwoodCuse posted:DirecTV needs to bring back the Russian gangster guy Opulence I has it
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Mar 22, 2016 16:41
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As much as I like Elizabeth Banks, I hate her in the old navy commercials. That drat song that's in it always makes me look.
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Mar 22, 2016 16:44
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TMMadman posted:As much as I like Elizabeth Banks, I hate her in the old navy commercials. That drat song that's in it always makes me look. They're kinda funny if you remember her best from the Hunger Games films though.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:59
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She's just getting ready for the role of Rita Repulsa in the Power Rangers movie.
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Mar 22, 2016 18:01
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soup and sandwich and sandwich and soup and sandwich and soup and
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Mar 24, 2016 04:07
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http://i.imgur.com/dgRUyoM.gifv http://i.imgur.com/24d0fn5.gifv http://i.imgur.com/8pnm6HO.gifv http://i.imgur.com/mlnZNfg.gifv http://i.imgur.com/0WZ5KGI.gifv http://i.imgur.com/60o6WuB.gifv
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Mar 26, 2016 09:26
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Ahahaha, I have to know the context behind that "nailing a window" gif. There's got to be a better way!
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Mar 26, 2016 09:56
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Mar 26, 2016 15:58
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McSpanky posted:Ahahaha, I have to know the context behind that "nailing a window" gif. There's got to be a better way! I watched that like ten times wondering "even if the mentally incontinent nutter from Informercial Land didn't just whap the window with the hammer, what was supposed to be the goal here?"
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Mar 26, 2016 17:47
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raditts posted:VALHALLA "ARE YOU TIRED OF MEDIOCRE MANICURES?!?"
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zakharov posted:The "Meet the Hoopers" jingle has been playing in my brain for the last 3 days. I hate you state farm. It's even worse if you use NBA League Pass because they only have three or four commercials that they use for weeks at a time. I just want to know how Damian Lillard accepted a role where he shits himself and Kevin Love took one where it's implied that he's looking at porn.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:53
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The Priceline "Amanda meets Tim" commercial is concentrated, pure strain  in the best way.
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Sash! posted:The Priceline "Amanda meets Tim" commercial is concentrated, pure strain Incest, more like wincest
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Mar 27, 2016 02:14
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DopeGhoti posted:I watched that like ten times wondering "even if the mentally incontinent nutter from Informercial Land didn't just whap the window with the hammer, what was supposed to be the goal here?" Very few people know that if you hit it just right, you can put a nail into a window without breaking it.
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Mar 27, 2016 04:54
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Okay, ignore the whole "hammering a window" thing and watch the nail. Not only does the person pull the nail away before they hammer, the nail stretches as they do so. Where is the extra nail coming from, what is happening in any aspect here.
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Mar 27, 2016 07:23
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CapnAndy posted:Okay, ignore the whole "hammering a window" thing and watch the nail. Not only does the person pull the nail away before they hammer, the nail stretches as they do so. Where is the extra nail coming from, what is happening in any aspect here. I think there's a hole in the window that they're pulling a nail through. Although I still don't get anything else about the scene.
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computer parts posted:I think there's a hole in the window that they're pulling a nail through. Although I still don't get anything else about the scene.
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Mar 27, 2016 07:28
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I seriously hope that's a commercial for transparent aluminum.
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Mar 27, 2016 07:39
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I don't have a problem with Cookie Monster but the new ad he's in asking siri to set a timer activates the siris on my ipod and ipad when they're supposed to be doing perk stuff.
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Mar 27, 2016 11:03
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FetusSlapper posted:I don't have a problem with Cookie Monster but the new ad he's in asking siri to set a timer activates the siris on my ipod and ipad when they're supposed to be doing perk stuff. All this tells me is that you sound like Cookie Monster irl
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Mar 27, 2016 12:45
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CapnAndy posted:Okay, ignore the whole "hammering a window" thing and watch the nail. Not only does the person pull the nail away before they hammer, the nail stretches as they do so. Where is the extra nail coming from, what is happening in any aspect here. I think the nail isn't being pulled away at first but pivoted sideways while still set against the window, which in combination with the sudden jerking motion afterwards is causing a perspective illusion of it appearing to be stretched. Also my dad used to have that exact same type of hammer with the brown banded handle, good thing we never tried driving nails through glass!
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Mar 27, 2016 14:49
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FetusSlapper posted:I don't have a problem with Cookie Monster but the new ad he's in asking siri to set a timer activates the siris on my ipod and ipad when they're supposed to be doing perk stuff. Microsoft had this problem with those early Xbone commercials with Aaron Paul. He would give commands to his in the commercial and it would gently caress with viewers'.
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Mar 27, 2016 14:50
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gently caress you, Xfinity. gently caress you in the rear end with a barbed wire dildo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ9KF5aGrcc
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Mister Kingdom posted:gently caress you, Xfinity. gently caress you in the rear end with a barbed wire dildo. Not only is it a annoying commercial for the song, but it also does that thing that commercials do where they compare two entirely separate things. Like, the remote I use doesn't make the service any better. The two aren't related!
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muscles like this? posted:Microsoft had this problem with those early Xbone commercials with Aaron Paul. He would give commands to his in the commercial and it would gently caress with viewers'. Microsoft streamed a conference a couple of years ago, and when they would say Xbox things it was closing the stream app for some users.
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SpacePig posted:Not only is it a annoying commercial for the song, but it also does that thing that commercials do where they compare two entirely separate things. Like, the remote I use doesn't make the service any better. The two aren't related! My favorite part of Comcast commercials is how they still try to compare their download speeds (represented by a "download" bar slowly turning green, natch) to loving DSL. Why don't they just go full retard and compare themselves to dialup as long as they're competing against services nobody has used in 10 years?
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Gonz posted:I seriously hope that's a commercial for transparent aluminum. Or transparent wood.
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raditts posted:My favorite part of Comcast commercials is how they still try to compare their download speeds (represented by a "download" bar slowly turning green, natch) to loving DSL. Why don't they just go full retard and compare themselves to dialup as long as they're competing against services nobody has used in 10 years? I don't know about other markets, but it makes sense here. Comcast's only real competition for internet service is CenturyLink DSL, which is what I currently have (the lesser of two evils and all).
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raditts posted:My favorite part of Comcast commercials is how they still try to compare their download speeds (represented by a "download" bar slowly turning green, natch) to loving DSL. Why don't they just go full retard and compare themselves to dialup as long as they're competing against services nobody has used in 10 years? About that: http://www.broadbandmap.gov/technology DSL is still extremely common outside of metropolitan areas, where the costs to run cables far outweigh the profit, and still pretty common within them, where it's usually the cheaper option that still lets you watch cat videos just fine
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Visual Sneeze posted:I don't know about other markets, but it makes sense here. Comcast's only real competition for internet service is CenturyLink DSL, which is what I currently have (the lesser of two evils and all). Yeah, plenty of places where Comcast (or some other cable company) has a virtual monopoly thanks to local exclusivity contracts, "crony-ism", etc... If you're lucky, there's something like FIOS or U-Verse, but most people have the choice between the one cable provider or the one DSL provider. I lucked out because I'm on the coverage range of a nice, municipal fiber telecom. I've got 150 Mbps service for $55/month, but I could up that to 1 Gbps for only $70/month. Which is part of the downside...the price. At least with Comcast, you can fairly easily convince them to keep you at a "promo" rate for years, so you get internet, TRV, DVR, HBO, etc... for less than $100/month. That price for that local telecom is just internet, their TV packages are crazy expensive, and they don't have any sort of promos other than a small discount if you're a college student.
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raditts posted:My favorite part of Comcast commercials is how they still try to compare their download speeds (represented by a "download" bar slowly turning green, natch) to loving DSL. Why don't they just go full retard and compare themselves to dialup as long as they're competing against services nobody has used in 10 years? My parents had DSL until 2014, and it was only by moving (and having the new DSL company gently caress up majorly) that they got cable internet. This is a fairly urban area too.
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Lately this one has been popping up constantly on Hulu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6SVsf0k2i0 Of course Windows users would know all about bugs.
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48 Hour Boner posted:Lately this one has been popping up constantly on Hulu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6SVsf0k2i0 Seriously, someone at microsoft dropped the ball on that one.
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48 Hour Boner posted:Lately this one has been popping up constantly on Hulu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6SVsf0k2i0 "We're a nano business." What does that even mean?
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mgrif posted:Seriously, someone at microsoft dropped the ball on that one. I'm the Windows spokesperson's touchscreen-less mac.
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