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Imagine if this was actually a prank released by Croberts
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:03 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:28 |
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Trapezium Dave posted:Is this the bulk of the script? There's about a billion different characters and they're all identical. reddit chat leads me to believe that it contains alot of dialogue from every mission barring the final two.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:04 |
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star citizen and anime should be combined
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:04 |
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All JPEGs and no gameplay make the script a dull boy
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:05 |
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Imagine if this is a joke and the actual script is worse. You literally can't.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:05 |
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The Full Burn lyrics lead me to believe this is not, in fact legit But imagine how magical it would be if it were
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:05 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:The Full Burn lyrics lead me to believe this is not, in fact legit i am sure that it will be a character singing along to the song on the radio or something in the background. an 'easter egg'. it seems exactly in keeping with this whole stupid thing
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:07 |
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weirdly a lot of negativity right now, i feel like i am reading a thread from an alternate timeline where Chris hasn't already delivered a fully featured persistent first person universe simulator is this a world where Chris Roberts was not the first person to win a nobel prize in literature for a video game script?
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:07 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:The Full Burn lyrics lead me to believe this is not, in fact legit What if the full burn lyrics are just something a character is singing. Full burn is very clearly a song written in universe.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:07 |
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Was the script in there to act as subtitles? I can't think of another reason.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:08 |
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Happy Sisyphus posted:star citizen and anime should be combined https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xm6zzSiUSc 2 late
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:08 |
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I think there has just been some confusion. Ryan Archer did not go to a College to study art. Ryan Archer went to a collage as a source of his art. I apologize if this joke has been used, I am still like 10 pages in the past. If it has been used please just pretend it was run through a photoshop filter and signed Ryan Archer tyvm.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:08 |
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it seems that in this timeline, A Neurotic Jew' is not the chief moderator of the /r/starcitizen subreddit...
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:09 |
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Wait holy poo poo... The Squadron 42 script leaked??
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:09 |
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alf_pogs posted:i am sure that it will be a character singing along to the song on the radio or something in the background. an 'easter egg'. it seems exactly in keeping with this whole stupid thing [Player]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_spitfire_generic_response_yes_0300" e: sorry, I meant to say [Player]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_bludgeon_generic_response_no_0310"
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:09 |
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Sedisp posted:Ben groaned as he awoke drenched in sweat. As of late this had become more frequent and was by no means unusual. What was unusual was the absence of his wife Alexis, she was never up this early. He grunted has he hefted himself to a sitting position. Ben had never been thin but his weight had been ballooning lately and as the weeks went by even things like sitting and standing had become more and more elaborate rituals. Loving these fanfic's, the creativity in the story telling is very immersion filled. anyhow it's been 3days when these people staging there walk-out ?
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:10 |
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Toops posted:Wait holy poo poo... The Squadron 42 script leaked?? Please bear in mind the date, but seems that way.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:11 |
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[Randall Graves]: "" [Zeke]: "" [Randall Graves]: "" [Steve Colton]: "" [Randall Graves]: "" [Steve Colton]: "" [Randall Graves]: "" [Steve Colton]: "" [Randall Graves]: ""
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:12 |
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could it be that Peter Gabriel was never hired as community manager?
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:13 |
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[Marcus Correl]: "Oh, bad news, I heard Goofy was assigned to your rig for this last shift, so brace yourself, your controls are gonna be screwed." friendly request to put this into Solar Plebe pls and ty
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:13 |
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[Eugene Morrow]: "'chim's a great guy. Amazing to think he was fiending on WiDoW just a few years ago. Come on, we'll cut through here." C0da confirmed as canon
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:14 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:[Marcus Correl]: "Oh, bad news, I heard Goofy was assigned to your rig for this last shift, so brace yourself, your controls are gonna be screwed." Ha, that one would work really well as a ship computer startup quote.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:15 |
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Solarin posted:Your cat looks like a remorseless killing machine. I mean all cats are, but he looks especially deadly He's completely dead behind the eyes. Like pitiless Halloween/Jason levels of dead. He loves his momma, and he tolerates me. But oh gently caress if he doesn't know you, he turns into a demon spawn belched screaming from the boiling pit of hell.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:16 |
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Man the SQ42 dialogue isn't even bad in an entertaining, Ed Wood sort of way. It's just completely boring and cookie cutter and hacky and totally unoriginal.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:16 |
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[Eugene Morrow]: "Right... might need you to grab them from Web while I finish taking the new pilot to the Briefing Room. Connie, new pilot - new pilot, Starman Connie Hayes." [Connie Hayes]: "The Morrow Experience Tour. Lucky you. I'll go speak to her." don't tell me not to reference my game within my game
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:17 |
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Apparently they were in the PTU files and have since been pulled. CIG was informed that they had been discovered by a small number of people, of whom apparently one decided to share it with the world. If Ben was in charge of/responsible for that in any way it might explain a few things.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:17 |
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[Sophia Kelly]: "At east."
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:17 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Man the SQ42 dialogue isn't even bad in an entertaining, Ed Wood sort of way. It's just completely boring and cookie cutter and hacky and totally unoriginal. Don't worry, I'm sure the direction will push it over the top, to the level of sublime cringeworthiness followers of this project demand
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:18 |
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[Woodrow Tannen]: "The Army likes to fight, and Marines are pretty tough, but if you want adventure, the Navy's got the stuff. Oh we fly the 'verse, protecting those in need. We serve the Empire, At 1/5th light speeeeed! Oh! The Navy life's for me, hey! The Navy life for me."
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:18 |
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[Captain Maclaren]: "I saw you applied to the flight academy again." [Player]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_spitfire_generic_response_yes_0300"
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:19 |
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[Sophia Kelly]: "Woodrow Tannen, the repairs were supposed to be completed last shift." [Woodrow Tannen]: "They were, sir, but you know how these older ships are. As soon as I replaced the conduit, the whole breaker blew. Have to change out the entire thing now, sir." more dialogue for the Plebes
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:19 |
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Star Citizen is literally in my top 5 games of all time - It gives me LOLs every day guaranteed. I can't believe the whole script was in the build. There's enough comedy material in there for WEEKS. Just another clusterfuck day day at CIG.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:20 |
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This is loving magical. Even when it is revealed as an April Fool's Day joke, it will be full of enough rich meaty memes to feed the thread for a year
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:20 |
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Ash1138 posted:i hope this is an april fool's joke false flag molehunt counter-op If this was fake, it is a step above any of the satire written in this thread. The leaked script is pretty consistent with the style and tone of language used in the Morrow tour, and what we know about the plot of the game.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:20 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:[Woodrow Tannen]: "The Army likes to fight, and Marines are pretty tough, but if you want adventure, the Navy's got the stuff. Oh we fly the 'verse, protecting those in need. We serve the Empire, At 1/5th light speeeeed! Oh! The Navy life's for me, hey! The Navy life for me." Can't wait for the garage band cover release of this song.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:20 |
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Let's look at that list again. Games with story, script, or similarly writing credits by Chris: • Strike Commander (mission design, original outline) • Wing Commander III (story, but script written by Terry Borst and Frank De Palma) “Chris-games” not written by Chris: • Wing Commander (witten by Philip Brogden, Steve Cantrell, Jeff George) • Wing Commander mission packs (written by Aaron Allston, Steve Cantrell, Ellen Beeman) • Wing Commander II (written by Gilbert P. Austin, Ellen Beeman, Stephen Beeman, Jeff George, Paul Arden Lidberg, Brian Martin) • Wing Commander II mission packs (written by Jack Herman, Charles Cafrelli, Chris Douglas, Ellen Beeman, Kevin Potter) • Wing Commander: Privateer (written by Gilbert P. Austin) • Privateer mission pack (written by Arthur DiBianca, Phil Wattenbarger) • Strike Commander mission pack (no writing credits) • Wing Commander: Armada (no writing credits) • Wing Commander IV (written by Terry Borst, Frank De Palma, Kevin Schlipper, Melissa Tyler) • Privateer 2 (written by Diane Duane, Peter Milligan) • Wing Commander: Prophecy (written by Chris Douglas, Adam Foshko, Phil Wattenbarger, David Carren, J. Larry Carroll) • Starlancer (concept by Nick Elms, Philip Meller, Erin D. Roberts; missions by Zuby Ahmed, Nick Elms, Brian J. Flanagan, Simon Harris, Philip Mervik, Steve Routledge, Darren Vaile, Will Whitehead) • Freelancer (written by Adam Foshko, Jörg Neumann) Coincidentally, WC3 is by far the weakest story in the WC series, and Strike Commander makes Iron Eagle look like Proust. Why anyone in their right mind would ever think that Chris was the right person to write… oh… anything is beyond me.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:20 |
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Meme's back on the menu boys
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:21 |
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Dusty Lens posted:Apparently they were in the PTU files and have since been pulled. S-source please
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:21 |
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Tortolia posted:You would need a plumber too if you flushed $111 million down a toilet As a reformed plumber, this made me laugh more than it should have... I once read a Yelp ad about the company I worked for which had ridiculous prices and it said: "don't call these guys unless your toilet is clogged with money" plumbing... it's a poo poo job -Ryan Archer
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:21 |
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[Player]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_bullseye_player_order_assistance_required_0121"
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