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IronicDongz posted:lol Don't forget that he ran "Hey reddit, archive this!" into the ground and the whole "two weeks" thing he spams constantly was originally the thread's joke about CIG Poor Derek, he tries so hard to fit in while struggling with the core belief that we're his serfs
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SelenicMartian posted:I've got a gif. Somebody replace Ben's face with Derek or http://i.imgur.com/yaL2aLK.gifv
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Eonwe posted:this is my cat No, that is Alpharius. He is his own cat, and will someday topple the Empire of Man (even without thumbs).
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Good [Cara Web Webster]: "She keeps coming back drier than she should. What do you think?" [Becca Farneway]: "It could be the flow gate." [Cara Web Webster]: "That was my first thought, so I took it apart last shift." [Becca Farneway]: "Of course you did. And?" [Cara Web Webster]: "Clean enough to eat off of. 
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Apr 1, 2016 11:08
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Full marks to the voice actor who can make "clean enough to eat off of" sound good
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drat Dirty Ape posted:I would love to see Chris's reaction when he sees this. Or the video where dude doesn't even mention SC  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4urwK7iGhs
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Thirsty Dog posted:Full marks to the voice actor who can make "clean enough to eat off of" sound good define "good"
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[E1C04S16] [Goon 01]: "I am sure as the oldest indie fossil you have many fascinating and wonderful things to say, and that we should be making introductions, and small talk, and I should be telling you how good of a job you did with your Cloud Imperium Games recon, but really, unless this is an extinction level event, I would much prefer if we skipped to the part where I get to go back to enjoying my Ryan Archer 'art'. Thanks."
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[Aldo Braga]: "Keep smiling, you worthless piece of poo poo."
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Alright time to check the thread this morning and... I have some reading to do.
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Daztek posted:You did woah that cat 
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SelenicMartian posted:[Derek Smart]: "Keep smiling, you worthless piece of poo poo." new thread title spotted
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his nibs posted:woah that cat it's the king of naps
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[E1C04S21_1] [Eonwe]: "Ah, Stupid Newbie, they warned me you would be coming by. I am the Something Awful's Master-at-Animes Eonwe. All posters are required to post small animes in threads, but we will need to register you with the system before you can access the anime lockers, Log in to the terminal over there and we'll get you started."
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Apr 1, 2016 11:18
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Now please make one twice as long where it shows first Ben and then on the next showing Derek.
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[E1C04S23E] [FactsAreUseless]: "Hi Stupid Newbie, congrats on making it to your first post. Lowtax doesn't even let some of the new posters make it this far. Your comm designation for this thread is going to be ShitPoster-2. Good luck out there. ShitPoster-2, you are cleared for posting."
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Squadron 42 character "Nayara Fell" is an anagram of "Anal Ear Fly".
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[Steve Colton]: "That's our way in. Be careful, the tunnel looks tight." Oh, gently caress  [Player]: "Looks like I've found a charged battery. Going to try and salvage it." [Steve Colton]: "That could give you minimal power in the main hull. Keep an eye out for a battery slot when you're inside." [Player]: "I've removed the Battery. Moving it into the main hull now." [Player]: "Local power restored, moving to the Cargo Bay entrance." [Player]: "There's a broken battery I could replace and restore local power. Just need a way to get that working battery in here." Heh [Player]: "Holy poo poo. Colton, you there?" [Steve Colton]: "Jamming Static" The man knows how to jam
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Wuntvor posted:Now please make one twice as long where it shows first Ben and then on the next showing Derek. http://i.imgur.com/xGu4zVb.gifv
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Toops posted:
I feel like I am inside you, postingly.
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SelenicMartian posted:I've got a gif. Somebody replace Ben's face with Derek or Took long enough. First time I made a gif ha. 
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Damm beat me to it.
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:Took long enough. First time I made a gif ha. just plain excellent
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r/derek smart says Derek's birthday is on the 4th of April, so give some thoughts to what we could do to make him happy. I dunno, we could all read his blog or something.
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Wonderful animation right there
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alf_pogs posted:just plain excellent I had to re-do it like 5 times. Save as gif : nope doesn't work that way lol.
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AP posted:r/derek smart says Derek's birthday is on the 4th of April, so give some thoughts to what we could do to make him happy. I dunno, we could all read his blog or something. We will ask Ryan Archer for some Derek Smart art
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[Gunner 01]: "I don't know how the hell you did that, but I probably owe you a couple of my unborn children." [Cara Web Webster]: "Hope you're not claustrophobic." [Cara Web Webster]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_outback_player_order_attack_my_target_0100" Who is this Outback player? [Player]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_powpow_generic_response_yes_0301" Pow-Pow!
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Checked out the free fly weekend early on and gotta say, wasn't exactly impressed. Buuut with the patches I went ahead and picked up an Avenger Stalker package to check out how things are comin' along, and y'all should give it another shot. Once you do a little investment into a ship that matches your personality, things click a lot more and it starts to be pretty fun.
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teh_Broseph posted:Checked out the free fly weekend early on and gotta say, wasn't exactly impressed. Buuut with the patches I went ahead and picked up an Avenger Stalker package to check out how things are comin' along, and y'all should give it another shot. Once you do a little investment into a ship that matches your personality, things click a lot more and it starts to be pretty fun. 
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teh_Broseph posted:Checked out the free fly weekend early on and gotta say, wasn't exactly impressed. Buuut with the patches I went ahead and picked up an Avenger Stalker package to check out how things are comin' along, and y'all should give it another shot. Once you do a little investment into a ship that matches your personality, things click a lot more and it starts to be pretty fun. 
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teh_Broseph posted:Checked out the free fly weekend early on and gotta say, wasn't exactly impressed. Buuut with the patches I went ahead and picked up an Avenger Stalker package to check out how things are comin' along, and y'all should give it another shot. Once you do a little investment into a ship that matches your personality, things click a lot more and it starts to be pretty fun. sounds great
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teh_Broseph posted:Checked out the free fly weekend early on and gotta say, wasn't exactly impressed. Buuut with the patches I went ahead and picked up an Avenger Stalker package to check out how things are comin' along, and y'all should give it another shot. Once you do a little investment into a ship that matches your personality, things click a lot more and it starts to be pretty fun. Roger that. C U in the V
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[Player]: "And the missing Starfarer?" [Captain Noah White]: "That will be your secondary objective." Whoa there, it sounds dangerously close to a roadmap. [E1C12S04B] [Captive]: "Please! I don't know! I'd tell you if I knew, I promise. No! Please!" [Domino]: "Spill on the Eriesium or fly. The choice is yours." [Captive]: "Fine. Alright. The Eriesium's being held in the Containment Vault." [Domino]: "(COMMS) Karne, they're keeping the Eriesium in the Containment Vault." [Sato Karne]: "(COMMS) Well done, Domino. We'll make our way there." [Domino]: "Let's go." [Captive]: "What? Nooo!" They're keeping things in the vault. Wow. F U in the A, Chris.
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teh_Broseph posted:Checked out the free fly weekend early on and gotta say, wasn't exactly impressed. Buuut with the patches I went ahead and picked up an Avenger Stalker package to check out how things are comin' along, and y'all should give it another shot. Once you do a little investment into a ship that matches your personality, things click a lot more and it starts to be pretty fun. Tell me about your uncle your smart uncle
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