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Omi-Polari posted:Other ships in the fleet are gbs two weeks
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GBS Are We There Yet, Derek
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Apr 1, 2016 20:04
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Never mind I misheard. Here's an image instead when Jared is behind the controls. 
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Omi-Polari posted:Other ships in the fleet are
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Apr 1, 2016 20:05
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Ok I cracked the code. What happened is Chris or someone with admin privileges to all their servers, clicked on a malware link and it reiterated through every file and every share encrypting them with an RSA that ransomed their files for a large bitcoins sum. Rather than pay the thief they thought they would be smart and decrypt it themselves (possibly why Erin had to fly back to the States to knock some sense into Chris?). Now it is too late, and the ship has sailed. And when they turned on the restore from backups, it of course failed. Since nothing is done right at their workplace. So they had to go scramble to find the latest working backup which is really freaking old, and not even from the PU but from Sq42 (possibly why Erin had to fly back to the States to hand it physically o Chris?) so of course it has the old script stuck in it. And explains why the latest version is even more broken than the last. You heard it here first. Two weeks.
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The Sperg Bullship Very fancy looking but most of its features end up being in the way of gameplay
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Holy poo poo I love this loving thread. You guys are on fire tonight. I just settled in for a six hour shift of tedious nothingness, I'm gonna have to fire up the jpeg generator and put Ryan to work.
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Apr 1, 2016 20:07
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Woot - new thread title!
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Apocadall posted:How about you go gently caress yourself. The only thing bigger than Lesnick is your loving ego. Seriously? THAT'S what you've got? Weak, weak, weak.
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Apr 1, 2016 20:07
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Lladre posted:
Derek Smart's Cryptolocker 3000
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Apr 1, 2016 20:08
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D1E posted:Woot - new thread title! Aww yiss
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Apr 1, 2016 20:08
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Mods, please capitalize Cost and Galaxy tia
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Idea for Solar Plebeian: Instead of horses you could have the chariot pulled by Dustin Hoffman's from rainman.
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Apr 1, 2016 20:09
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I wonder what posters Derek is investigating as CIG moles.
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Apr 1, 2016 20:11
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AP posted:Derek did actually mention this a few times very recently, it's very unusual that As per the melting/token debacle, can I laugh? You avoid these sorts of dilemmas with a plan/roadmap before you start. You shoot from the hip all the time, sometimes you end up with a bullet in your foot.
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Apr 1, 2016 20:12
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slipped up and confirmed something Derek Smart said so recently when he could have avoided it.
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D1E posted:God help the mod who probates the Internet Warlord. Seriously. LET HIM loving FINISH (the thread).
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Apr 1, 2016 20:13
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Omi-Polari posted:Other ships in the fleet are GBS Cattlebruiser 3000 GBS That's Him In The Spaceship
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Apr 1, 2016 20:15
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Requesting that someone create a picture of what the goon mothership would look like. I want to spam it to a friend who refuses to get a refund or even cancel his subscription.
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fuctifino posted:This is really really really good. Well points to that guy for guessing the Wurzels. For the CIG intern and Reddit archivers, it's a chipmunk New Order parody of Bill Bailey's Kraftwerk parody of the Wurzel's parody of Melanie's I've got a brand new pair of roller-skates. Because goons demand fractal lulz 
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HexDog posted:Requesting that someone create a picture of what the goon mothership would look like. I want to spam it to a friend who refuses to get a refund or even cancel his subscription.
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I can't believe the incredible arrogance on Chris Roberts' part. This guy hasn't made a successful game in over a decade, and has a list of failures under his belt significant enough to put his net contributions to gaming deep into the red. Derek has harped on Sandi's lack of respect for people who've made their livings working in gaming, but she's nothing compared to Chris. Every game that has been made by modest, skilled, hard-working developers to push the genre forward is being met by Chris's absolute contempt. Yeah, ok so Witcher 3 was OK, he guesses, but that's just because HE hasn't tried yet, that's all. Yeah I'm sure the Skyrim developers made a game and all, but what till they see what he does. MAYBE Rockstar can match him, if they're lucky. Maybe. What a miserable piece of poo poo this man is. He has absolutely no pedigree to back up the kinds of claims he's making, and frankly, it's disrespectful and insulting to the entire community. I can't think of a single instance where Derek talked like Chris does (aside from against Star Citizen, which he's right about), but Derek gets the lion's share of poo poo. Meanwhile Chris gets a free pass and a pat on the back from the cultists. I'm willing to give Peter Molyneux, John Romero, gently caress even George Lucas a total free pass at this point on the mistakes they've made. You guys can all go free, and in my book, you've wiped the slate clean. Chris Roberts is the one I want to see go down - as hard and as spectacularly as possible. Sneering openly at people who are his superiors in every conceivable way, while pissing away over $100 million and failing at every turn, even at things I didn't think it was possible to fail at, is not forgivable. Choke hard on that E.L.E. dick, Chris.
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lmao, the new thread title
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Apr 1, 2016 20:21
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https://giant.gfycat.com/ThickLimitedBlueandgoldmackaw.webm
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Sperg Ship: His Chairmans Ship Cutscene HCS Cutscene won fame during the battle of Funding by leading an action against a numerically superior number of enemy forces that had come to the system in search of a rare and precious metal known as G4m-PLY. When the enemy couldn't find any G4m-PLY in system and threatened to raze every Sperg settlement, Cutscene pressed the advance and kept them busy until Task Force Marketing showed up to help subdue them. In those five hours that Cutscene held the line alone, she saved countless Sperg lives.
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Omi-Polari posted:Other ships in the fleet are Canon forever. Simperial Pain Ships have fun names too. For example: SPS Boweltwisting Shitbrick SPS Eternal Nutscrape SPS Screams of the Salted Skinless Beast SPS Fuckminster Ballcrush Express SPS Chaotic Neutral Landerig SPS Two Girls One Chainsaw SPS Sing a Song of Sodomy SPS Really Tiny Papercut SPS Flesh and Blood and also Wax SPS Bones Don't Bend Like That
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Apr 1, 2016 20:22
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runsamok posted:I would like to lodge a complaint about nobody commenting on my cattes or recipes. I didn't, because I didn't want to admit anything could be as cool as Maine Coon Cattes. (My little buddy is part Maine Coon.)
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LANDING SUCCESFL
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D1E posted:Just throwing this out there: have you considered a partnership with Doritos or Mountain Dew or Mad Katz? But then he's got to deal with people like L3th4lity (or whatever the blistering green gently caress his name is) and such.
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Lethality starting to melt down pretty hard on Reddit when even Citizens shat on him.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I dunno man there's probably been a lot of Puzzle and Dragons eggs sold today too I know you are right and obviously they have been afloat for 4 years but that loving chart turns me into 
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Wafflz posted:I wonder what posters Derek is investigating as CIG moles. hey derek i am not a cig mole i am also not a warrant canary or *am* i??? dun dun dunnnnnnn
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Only 100 pages to 2942!
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EightAce posted:Its beyond all that now though, this whole thing is simply an industry wide joke , the punchline will not be so amusing . There are no more dates I can give you and I will not give you any more info other than to point out, weeks ago when I said just how bad this interactive movie is has to be seen to be believed . Well now you have seen a very old iteration of the script ....I need say no more. Godspeed, developer ghost. We never deserved you. 
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I am a CIG mole. I'm here to undermine the integrity of your Peter Grabriets(?) videos using internet spying.
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moveable shape posted:I know you are right and obviously they have been afloat for 4 years but that loving chart turns me into
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Jumping forward in time from page 2095 on a buddy's advice to volunteer my services for any acting/recording efforts we make with this script.
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moveable shape posted:Toops did you watch CRobberts on Wednesday? This slightly satisfied my blue ELE balls Does anyone know if this RtV got transcribed? Because I'm starting to think my brain just can't understand mushmouth's dialect or something. I've just tried listening to the same bit about patching/build revisions 3 times and I still can't make sense of it. Maybe someone else can confirm but is he really implying that up until this point they haven't had version control on code or assets? And why does he seem to confuse introducing a patcher for the client with compiling/building the program? Like, I'll genuinely admit that IANAGD but to me all this sounds either really confused or batshit crazy.
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