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I don't own a gun because I'm not a huge pussy bitch
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:09 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:37 |
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I have 5 guns i shoot stuff all the time. All day bang bang
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:10 |
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I trained my cat to jump on things and meow at me then i shoot the thing its sitting on with my gun.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:13 |
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Im drinking this new drink i invented thats vimodka ice and beer
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:23 |
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Wowbagger2004 posted:I don't own a gun because I'm not a huge pussy bitch you dig
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:33 |
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Im getting one and I'm coming to visit you hector.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:33 |
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I'd love to own a gun but I it's too much hassle to get one in socialist Europe so i cba.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:34 |
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No guns, I would like to have some historical antique/replica ones, but even ancient black powder single shot stuff requires a bunch of dumb regulatory hoops to jump through here. So maybe in the future. I do archery and thats completely unregulated even though my bow is likely a more lethal weapon unless your wearing plate armor.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:38 |
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I don't own a gun because I'm poor (and living in California). I'd like to own a gun and shoot at ranges. It's loving expensive to rent guns in Los Angeles. Thinking about getting some sort of pistol.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:49 |
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Dont bother geþ a gun unless the reason is fir wandering the :bush smashing tinnies and darts
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 11:54 |
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I have an old rear end ruger 22 for shooting farm pests on my dads land. People think I'm a crazy murderer in waiting when they find out because this is Ireland and the news calls everything from a pistol to a sawn off shotgun an ak47.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:03 |
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I don't have a gun as it's not really the done thing, nor is it easy to do, in the UK, especially this close to central london
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:07 |
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I am a homeowner and I guess I could have a gun but frankly if some vagrant breaks into my house they can take whatever I don't care I have insurance.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:09 |
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I own 3, but I live in Canada so it does not really count.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:14 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:I am a homeowner and I guess I could have a gun but frankly if some vagrant breaks into my house they can take whatever I don't care I have insurance. PM me your address I love free things. TIA.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:20 |
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If I ever need to use a gun I know how to use one, but using a gun for self defense is absolute crazy hosed insane. In the absurd hypothetical situation that I would ever need to use a gun it would be a ridiculous surreal odyssey a la hollywood where I'm hawkins in navy seals. Billy nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:32 |
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i like the idea of guns because they are clockwork edit whoah i just pulled like 20 hairs out of my nosetril
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:36 |
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I am also a homeowner and I also have insurance but you are not going to be happy with yourself if you break into my house for any reason other than "I live here and locked myself out". And it is entirely possible I won't be happy with myself after we're done stomping each other. I don't pay for insurance so some rear end in a top hat can stroll into my house and steal my poo poo and possibly hurt my dogs. I do it in case I'm out and some rear end in a top hat does that and I can't be there to fend him or her off. I do own guns but they're for hunting big dumb animals and scaring off big scary animals that want to eat my livestock. Not shooting people. Unless that person comes in with a gun in which case I guess we're gonna throw down. Before someone asks: Yes I have been threatened with a gun before. Yes I have been shot before. Yes it sucked. Thankfully it grazed rather than entering and exiting. Responsible gun ownership is a good thing. The US needs better gun control. It also needs better firearm education overall. Alobar posted:If I ever need to use a gun I know how to use one, but using a gun for self defense is absolute crazy hosed insane. In the absurd hypothetical situation that I would ever need to use a gun it would be a ridiculous surreal odyssey a la hollywood where I'm hawkins in navy seals. Billy nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Someone pulled a gun on my dad in the parking lot of a restaurant after he'd just gotten paid. I was a little kid and in the car with him because we were going to go get a milkshake since he'd gotten a nice big bonus check. He shot the guy dead because he had a gun in his face. Police report confirmed the assailant's gun was loaded. It's not crazy to defend yourself (or your family) against someone who wants to hurt you.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:50 |
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good job your dad killed a man over a few hundred dollars
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:54 |
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DarkMalfunction posted:I don't have a gun as it's not really the done thing, nor is it easy to do, in the UK, especially this close to central london It's a lot easier the closer you get to Czechoslovakia.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:56 |
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Shaquin posted:good job your dad killed a man over a few hundred dollars this sounds reasonable
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:59 |
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haha can you imagine viciously gunning down a human being instead of just maybe giving up a few c notes must have been loving sweet i bet he had an erection the whole time!!!
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:04 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:It's a lot easier the closer you get to Czechoslovakia. ill keep that in mind
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:04 |
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its good that it definitely left no lasting psychological residue and you certainly are not fetishizing home invasion as a chance to "throw down" not at all. I too worry about the endless hordes of miscreants beyond my lawn and speak like I live in a fort besieged.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:09 |
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that shirt is very poorly designed guns are good and cool only retards misuse guns and they end up in jail or dead anyway. so its kinda like natural selection
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:09 |
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do i own a gun ya i wonderrr
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:11 |
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remember that time someone tried to rob a burger king and someone eating inside with their ccw blasted five bystanders by trying to play cowboy and save was definitely like tombstone in a motherfucker in that burger bitch the innocent people likely ended up under tombstones
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:12 |
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social vegan posted:do i own a gun ya i wonderrr keeping your username in mind i hope you dont mind me picturing this as literally you
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:13 |
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remember all those times folks with their ccw has shot somebody mistakenly and literally retrieved their shell casings and left the scene of the crime hurriedly thats why gun education is important it teaches you to hide the evidence
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:14 |
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I DON'T own a gun because I don't want to shoot someone in a fit of rage and go to prison, or blow my brains out in a fit of melancholy.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:15 |
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drunk dog posted:keeping your username in mind i hope you dont mind me picturing this as literally you heh np anything that lets u all know i should b feared
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:19 |
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Shaquin posted:good job your dad killed a man over a few hundred dollars this but unironically
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:22 |
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Shaquin posted:remember that time someone tried to rob a burger king and someone eating inside with their ccw blasted five bystanders by trying to play cowboy and save was definitely like tombstone in a motherfucker in that burger bitch the innocent people likely ended up under tombstones Sounds like a retarded motherfucker who didn't know what the hell he was doing. What do you think they had on their tombstones. Shaquin posted:remember all those times folks with their ccw has shot somebody mistakenly and literally retrieved their shell casings and left the scene of the crime hurriedly thats why gun education is important it teaches you to hide the evidence The man smashes in Shaquin's door. A wide shadow lays quietly upon the couch. The man stalks toward him, nervous, gun at the ready. If the landwhale is awake, he must euthanize it to protect his identity. "Nooooo. Take whatever you want," moans Shaquin, dashing his cheetoh stained hand across his eyes. "I didn't see anything!" The thief's will wavers before he chucks the gun and tears his clothes off. He pitches himself across Shaquin's bulbous form, crying, "Thank GOD you understand my tortured life! Kiss me, lover!" Shaquin gasps and shoves the man away, sitting up and staring at him in horror, "Excuse you? loving trigger warning. I'm an atheist."
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:22 |
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Well, Fluffy Bunnies......I meant that really specifically for me. In reality people are terrible shots and I would rather run than be ever tempted to be some bullshit quickdraw wannabe vigilante nerd sheriff gunning someone down because I Had A Legal Firearm On My Person. Pfft. Guns are for pussies. Are you really implying this guy would have murdered your father and you, a child with milkshakes, had your dad not shot the guy? If a guy has a gun in my face, there are other options for a grown rear end man who knows how to defend himself than killing the person with a little gadget that fires little pieces of metal thousands of feet per second or whatever the gently caress. The point is guns aren't good. Really, if you wanna kill a deer, catch up to it and beat it to death with a club ya loving barbarian...and I will gladly pay some dough for the meat. Mmmmmm....deer meat.... I feel this is asinine to include but I'm gonna ask anyway. The Gun was loaded, but was it cocked and was the safety off? Life's not a loving video game or movie. Cute story about the milkshake mugging though.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:26 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Sounds like a retarded motherfucker who didn't know what the hell he was doing. What do you think they had on their tombstones. hhahahahaha just look at this post
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:27 |
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Alobar posted:Well, Fluffy Bunnies......I meant that really specifically for me. In reality people are terrible shots and I would rather run than be ever tempted to be some bullshit quickdraw wannabe vigilante nerd sheriff gunning someone down because I Had A Legal Firearm On My Person. Pfft. Guns are for pussies. Are you really implying this guy would have murdered your father and you, a child with milkshakes, had your dad not shot the guy? If a guy has a gun in my face, there are other options for a grown rear end man who knows how to defend himself than killing the person with a little gadget that fires little pieces of metal thousands of feet per second or whatever the gently caress. The point is guns aren't good. Really, if you wanna kill a deer, catch up to it and beat it to death with a club ya loving barbarian...and I will gladly pay some dough for the meat. Mmmmmm....deer meat.... The guy had killed two other people in fairly recent muggings (who HAD given him the cash) so yeah high probability he was going to kill us too. I know the safety was off but I honestly don't remember if it was cocked or not. Shaquin posted:hhahahahaha just look at this post That's a really bad message for a tombstone.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:30 |
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lmbo your dad is a murderer
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:31 |
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I Blieve this because A Guy On The Itnernet said....
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:31 |
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I own a three handguns and a rifle. I go to the range once every few months. Not a fanatic, but I like my guns. On the other hand, I think handguns should probably be illegal. They're responsible for the vast majority of gun deaths, and the only service they really provide is the ability to be concealed. That's something that the average person does not need to be able to do with a deadly weapon.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:40 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:37 |
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gotta be honest id rather just have a good homeowner or renters insurance policy that covers theft and let them get away with my forty inch flat screen or whatever and not have to murder someone but im not a psychopath
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:40 |