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chitoryu12 posted:But what color was your poop As of right now, 11 hours later, perfectly normal. Will update tomorrow, if the situation warrants.
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atholbrose posted:As of right now, 11 hours later, perfectly normal. Will update tomorrow, if the situation warrants. AV text/post combo.
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atholbrose posted:Trip report: Angriest Whopper I'm proud to have made your butt spicy. 
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Tony Bologna posted:Please enlighten me then. Is it a hosed up flan or something? The teeny little whiteboard in the background eventually led to me this article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mat%C3%B3 It's cheese, but it definitely looks like something that was removed from some sad fat man named Dale who, upon seeing it, promised to turn his life around
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atholbrose posted:As of right now, 11 hours later, perfectly normal. Will update tomorrow, if the situation warrants. good luck with your blood poops
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TontoCorazon posted:good luck with your blood poops please let this be the new thread title
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Looks way better than I thought it would. Thanks for taking one for the team I had one on Thursday. Sorry, I haven't been checking my poop. Anyway, it's pretty unoffensive, like anything else from Burger King. They claim the bun is red because it has hot sauce baked into it, but I couldn't tell. That might be because I'm a crazy person who periodically scorches off his taste buds with ghost pepper sauce on my scrambled eggs, though.
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No bun in the world gets that red just from hot sauce unless it's a specially made hot sauce that just happens to be about 90% food coloring. Yeah that one's a mosquito repellant. Either that or Christmas in the Carribean.
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I'm sorry, thread, but I think we all deserve to know: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4c2hat/fast_food_workerswhat_should_we_never_order_from/
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enh, trading one starch and carb source for another isn't so weird. I'd eat that.
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NotAnArtist posted:enh, trading one starch and carb source for another isn't so weird. I'd eat that. yeah, rice burgers are the poo poo.
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I'd also eat that, but very carefully.
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bringmyfishback posted:I'm sorry, thread, but I think we all deserve to know: One of my coworkers, who looks like a malnourished Gollum eats fast food almost every. One week he came in proudly proclaiming to "change it up" he was eating nothing but dollar hot dogs from the 7-11 all week because the sweet relish was delicious. Watching picky eaters with severe OCD and mental health problems is an object lesson in anti-food porn.
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When you think about it this is just pure efficiency.
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AnonSpore posted:When you think about it this is just pure efficiency. He's going to finish it off with a glass of chicken stock and create wonton soup in his belly. And I am quite jelly.
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MC Hawking posted:One of my coworkers, who looks like a malnourished Gollum eats fast food almost every. One week he came in proudly proclaiming to "change it up" he was eating nothing but dollar hot dogs from the 7-11 all week because the sweet relish was delicious. Watching picky eaters with severe OCD and mental health problems is an object lesson in anti-food porn. I lived with someone like this. She baked a lot, and then would leave it out to rot for weeks until I would finally toss it out. Her mom would buy her groceries and then she would eat nothing but bags of candy and the occasional Taco Bell run. I really honestly felt bad for her, because she didn't see the connection between waking up with nightsweats and chest pains and the fact that she survived mostly on Skittles. I always feel a little weird goggling at other people's eating habits because there's no way to do it without feeling like a conceited prick. Like, "Puh, why can't you eat fruit like ME, you idiot, you absolute buffoon", but honestly, it's hard to watch what some people eat sometimes because it's sad. They either don't know any better or they do and they can't do anything about it for one reason or another.
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AnonSpore posted:When you think about it this is just pure efficiency. I've seen factory robots that were less adapted for their repetitive tasks. It's really impressive.
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CannonFodder posted:He's going to finish it off with a glass of chicken stock and create wonton soup in his belly. Please, it's gonna be soup, because that's clearly xiaolongbao.
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I just learned about "the greatest recipe in the world" from Paula Deen. Velveeta fudge. It is a thing that exists. The worst part is that recipe photos look deceptively just like normal fudge, but nope, there's 3/4 lb of the world's worst food product in there. Kraft suggests you "fool your friends with its delicious taste!" I am upset
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Velveeta fudge has a long and storied history. Its the same idea as cheesecake or cheese and fruit or creamcheese frosting. Take a mild flavored wad of protein, add sugar and flavoring, and now you have rich, sweet flavored goop.
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Yeah I've talked about this guy before in the retail thread and [tell] me about picky eaters before. It's truly fascinating from a pure psych profile perspective the sheer havoc untreated OCD causes. For instance: he thinks that if a foodstuff is cooked in a kitchen at home (and it's not from a package of some sort) it's "unclean". But a meal cooked in an industrial cafeteria (think Lubys) is somehow clean. Antibacterial Soap causes infection resistance so he only washes his hands with bar soap and never after using the restroom so "I can kick my immune system into being stronger." If food is stored in a fridge for longer than a week, even if it's sealed up he says it's "rotten" and throws it out up to and including bottled soft drinks. For a man so obsessed with flavor (salt/sweet/ mainly), he eats some of the blandest and grossest stuff imaginable. This weeks fascination is with tex-mex tilapia fish tacos with all the lettuce picked off dunked in honey. it's just bizarre. When he was laid up in the hospital last month with a broken hip brought on by years of hard drinking and malnutrition, he proclaimed with great enthusiasm that the hospital food was some of the best he'd had in twenty years. His meals? Mostly chicken fried steak and tiny pizzas. He has yet to make the cognitive leap that if he ate more than 1500 calories a day (mostly of Ensure or fast food) he wouldn't look like an Auschwitz victim and be in terrible pain from such tragic malnutrition. Hell, he probably wouldn't have broken his hip either, but that's a story for another time. I know it sounds weird that I know so much about his eating habits, but believe me one of the only things he talks about that isn't directly related to television or how much pain he's in all the time. The day I convinced him to start taking multivitamins was hilarious. He made noises I poo poo you not exactly like Gollum trying to swallow the drat thing. That lasted two weeks and surprise surprise, his joint pain went away. MC Hawking has a new favorite as of 20:27 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Jesus, that's tragic.  I'm glad you convinced him to get some vitamins, though.I can't remember if I posted this one yet: 
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cash crab posted:Jesus, that's tragic. The... things on the top, those look like Kraft cheese food squares melted badly onto them.
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cash crab posted:Jesus, that's tragic. Whole wheat pasta with pesto? Would, would, would.
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Mizuti posted:Nachos, anyone? Oh my god it's not hot sauce, it's just ketchup
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Mizuti posted:Nachos, anyone? This looks like it's being served on a cement floor.
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Mizuti posted:Nachos, anyone? Not-chose. I think it's served on brown paper?
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This play-doh looking burger and fries thing served on a bathroom mat
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 The Arby's Meat Mountain.
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RareAcumen posted:
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A Jupiter posted:This play-doh looking burger and fries thing served on a bathroom mat Looks like a wood cutting board? 
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BraveUlysses posted:Looks like a wood cutting board? Unless you have a wooden bathmat. Like a man.
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Zweihander01 posted:This looks like it's being served on a cement floor. It looks like something an animal would eat, for sure.
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A Jupiter posted:This play-doh looking burger and fries thing served on a bathroom mat "I'd like a burger, hold the meat, and four french fries. Wrap the fries in newspaper, please"
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A Jupiter posted:This play-doh looking burger and fries thing served on a bathroom mat looks good but where's the meat
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