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D1E posted:Is that it? I can't say one way or the other, but let's just say I was able to figure it out after I harnessed 5,347 GPUs on AWS to brute-force the encrypted message with a custom decrypter I wrote in assembly 
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Sillybones posted:Hey cultists. Why don't you just loving post here instead of living the thread second hand? Because then they'd be… [gulp] infected. Also, how would they know who's right and who's wrong without karma to tell them, and they'd be exposed to all these nasty evil people and their Lovecraftean-horroresque ideas. Who knows what suffering their minds would be subjected to before they could find the block function.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:21
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Alan Smithee posted:I'd love to hear your top 5 for posterity 1. Chris Roberts / Star Citizen (tentative position based on current performance) 2. Curt Schilling, 38 Studios, & the State of Rhode Island (qualifies for actually criminal) 3. Microsoft's Xbox One strategy in 2013 4. The death of THQ & the uDraw 5. EA's MMO failures Honorable mentions 6-10 in some order: DNF, EA SimCity, Ion Storm, Too Human, the VirtualBoy Daikatana, like Battlecruiser3000, is more remembered for the expectations vs results disparity
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Apr 3, 2016 01:21
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D_Smart posted:Yeah, I know. This is why I simply can't talk about it. At all. But you leaked it to select people and gave out enough hints that others have been able to figure it out. So if there's some legal ramifications here, you're going to get hit regardless. 
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Apr 3, 2016 01:21
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LowellDND posted:
All of this has happened before, and will happen again.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:22
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D1E posted:Do all of the labels on cans/front sides of boxes in your pantry need to be facing "forwards"? Yeah. But as I got older, I got the hang of it. Meditation also helps. My latest thing is battling my teenager on stacking the dishwasher. Now I don't even go in there. It's harrowing. I don't know why she thinks they put a special section for GLASSES. The biggest problem I have atm, is cleaning my glasses. I don't even what to talk about that. I go through a box of 200 Zeiss cleaners in a week.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:23
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General Olloth posted:For a while, I didn't care about the money I dropped on this game, because I've spent money on worse things. I've a bad feeling you might be too late
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Apr 3, 2016 01:23
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A Neurotic Jew posted:its ok you can still post. Ok. I will share the sorrowful tale of my grudge against star citizen. Some of my friends spent dumb amounts of money during the kickstarter/early days of funding. Then the game became an MMO overnight and they got even more hype, for some reason. I told them this new 'vision' had a snowball's chance in hell of ever being realized, and they laughed. A few weeks ago I was told that the PU had made amazing progress, and that it was my last chance to buy a cheapo package before it was gone forever. Not even pgabz videos could dissuade them. Now I wait for the day of reckoning.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:24
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Google Butt posted:Did legal sign off on this April fools prank? It wasn't a prank; so ofc they had to sign off on it.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zETVr04XUE4
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Apr 3, 2016 01:27
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Nellistos posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds We're just waiting for the hammer to fall.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:29
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Variable 5 posted:But you leaked it to select people and gave out enough hints that others have been able to figure it out. So if there's some legal ramifications here, you're going to get hit regardless. It about those that do know having the sense not to go public ahead of time. I presume if Beer knows it's because Derek told him, and because they have a history he trusts Beer not to do anything stupid. Either that or the code is a joke and in reality Beer knows nothing.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:30
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I guess you can say it's the final countdown.
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Brumaldo posted:Ok. I will share the sorrowful tale of my grudge against star citizen. I just told two people to consider refunding. They immediately went to "WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS?! SA?! THAT CRACKPOT DEREK SMART WANTS TO DESTROY STAR CITIZEN" and started comparing people suddenly refunding out of SC to the stock markets crashing to begin the Great Depression.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:30
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SomethingJones posted:I've a bad feeling you might be too late Yeah, I think so too.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:32
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Milky Moor posted:comparing people suddenly refunding out of SC to the stock markets crashing to begin the Great Depression. man I wish
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Apr 3, 2016 01:32
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Milky Moor posted:I just told two people to consider refunding. To be fair, everything we've seen so far suggest that there will be a great depression. It just won't extend beyond the faithful, that's all.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:33
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Someone put Derek smart in the bane mask "I am the Verse's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed money you've all been living on."
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Milky Moor posted:I just told two people to consider refunding. Well yeah. When SC fails it won't be the multiple special edition Porsche, the mansions, the 5 figure coffee machine with classes and an instructor included with purchase. It won't be the technical debt, the complete mess of development, all the testimonials, the focus on poo poo nobody cares about (SQ42) or the mumbling retard at the top who has dreams of being a hollywood director. It will be because we all didn't believe hard enough in the dream. We failed Star Citizen. Also I don't have the patience to National Treasure poo poo, so gently caress all of you coy douches.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:35
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There's only one soundtrack for this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
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Apr 3, 2016 01:39
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ok  And bout to give this encryption riddle thing a going at, been a few moons since i last tried my hand at it so i'm telling you Derek this better be the most awesome chillie recipe ever that i'm about to unlock.. 
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Apr 3, 2016 01:41
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MeLKoR posted:There's only one soundtrack for this thread. Nice try, goonie. You know what you did. …I just don't know how the Faith Militant will spin it to make it their gospel, but we all know it will happen. It'll be fun to see.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:42
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A great little song that the remaining backers might like to send to CR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-nEE300&t=27s
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Apr 3, 2016 01:43
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Working on some stuff, but here's a cat in the meantime. I'm not entirely crazy about the text. 
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Well yeah. When SC fails it won't be the multiple special edition Porsche, the mansions, the 5 figure coffee machine with classes and an instructor included with purchase. We've got one of their scripts now. Pretty soon we'll know how they think. And then we'll know how to beat them. One day it will all be over... and everyone will forget that this was the moment. This is when it turned. And it wasn't the mighty Goons, it wasn't some fancy new shitposting. It was an indie developer named Smart who promised "Two weeks."
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If CIG's accounts are frozen does that mean Sandi is going to have to start using her own money to pay for the acting classes, spa days, first-class travel, Porsches, martial arts training, butlers and maids, personal chef and nannies, etc.? I don't think she would be too happy about that.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:55
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Milky Moor posted:Someone put Derek smart in the bane mask If you didn't read this in that ridiculous voice in your head, you're lying.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:57
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Eonwe posted:They told me because they were tired of me saying was an April fools thing, and it owns guys because i'm too dumb to ~crack the code~
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Sunswipe posted:We've got one of their scripts now. Pretty soon we'll know how they think. And then we'll know how to beat them. One day it will all be over... and everyone will forget that this was the moment. This is when it turned. And it wasn't the mighty Goons, it wasn't some fancy new shitposting. It was an indie developer named Smart who promised "Two weeks." 
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Sunswipe posted:We've got one of their scripts now. Pretty soon we'll know how they think. And then we'll know how to beat them. One day it will all be over... and everyone will forget that this was the moment. This is when it turned. And it wasn't the mighty Goons, it wasn't some fancy new shitposting. It was an indie developer named Smart who promised "Two weeks." Would you like to post more?
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No Mods No Masters posted:Dear commandos, For a jpeg of this quality I will give you three dollars American, and a photograph of Derek Smart's cock.
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XK posted:I hear you. I've been through 20 years of trying different things, and nothing ever worked out. All that stuff usually only made me worse, or at best, did nothing. In addition, the explicit anti-anxiety meds (benzos) are the devil if you get hooked into them long-term. Yeah, it sucked. But I did it. And never looked back. Haven't taken ANY sort of anxiety meds since then. Since I never - ever - smoked in my life, and only a social drinker (no beer, hard liquor or any of that - just fine wine), I don't get addicted to anything.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:at first I was convinced it was a prank, but its hard for me to imagine this many goons maintaining a united poker face for more than 5 minutes, so now I'm not sure what to think. It's glorious. If ANYONE offers to give it to you, try to resist the urge. Just wait till Monday.
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Full Metal Boxers posted:Would you like to post more? For all of you new Citizens I have only one rule. Everyone Donates, No one charges back.
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Sunswipe posted:We've got one of their scripts now. Pretty soon we'll know how they think. And then we'll know how to beat them. One day it will all be over... and everyone will forget that this was the moment. This is when it turned. And it wasn't the mighty Goons, it wasn't some fancy new shitposting. It was an indie developer named Smart who promised "Two weeks." 
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