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Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

I think it's Derek's birthday today.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:11

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:53

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

The E.L.E is a peptide cake

with mint frosting

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:13

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

cmdr_vinman posted:

Hi all I'm quite new the SA forums, having only been here for around 1 week.

I am really enjoying this forum having invested some cash into the false dream that is Star Citizen.

I am trying to crack the secret and while it is driving me crazy, I am having lots of fun doing so.

looking forward to Derek's next clue. Does anyone know when we are likely to hear what the 4th clue will be?

Welcome abboard commando o9

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:13

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Mr Fronts posted:

From 10 for the Chairman, Ep. 42

The puzzle solving is going down very well indeed!

You joke, but there are numerous references to looking for batteries and places to stick them in in the leaked script. There's Full Burn, too.

This thread is hard to keep up with on a 3DS.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:14

sunaurus: Feb 13, 2012; Oh great, another bookah.

cmdr_vinman posted:

Hi all I'm quite new the SA forums, having only been here for around 1 week.

I am really enjoying this forum having invested some cash into the false dream that is Star Citizen.

I am trying to crack the secret and while it is driving me crazy, I am having lots of fun doing so.

looking forward to Derek's next clue. Does anyone know when we are likely to hear what the 4th clue will be?

Why are you not answering my PM? Very suspicious.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:14

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

SelenicMartian posted:

This thread is hard to keep up with on a 3DS.

Why do you hate yourself?

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:15

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

I'm a reddit spy

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:15

Starkk: Dec 31, 2008

sunaurus posted:

Why are you not answering my PM? Very suspicious.

uh oh

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:15

Starkk: Dec 31, 2008

Daztek posted:

I'm a reddit spy

hey me 2, hf!

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:15

Roeben: Jul 23, 2013

I'm a Quintuple agent. get on my level!

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:16

rabblerabble: Mar 24, 2016

Welp - I give up on the code thingy.

I tried that "library" site - just more jibberish, even with "Anglicize".

These types of puzzles annoy and frustrate - I'm way too impatient and obviously not enough of a sperg to solve this

I shall resort to "wait and see".

False edit: This is my second ever post to SA. And no, I'm not a shitizen, despite the noob account. I'm far worse than that - I'm an Elite Guy

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:17

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

cmdr_vinman posted:

Hi all I'm quite new the SA forums, having only been here for around 1 week.

I am really enjoying this forum having invested some cash into the false dream that is Star Citizen.

I am trying to crack the secret and while it is driving me crazy, I am having lots of fun doing so.

looking forward to Derek's next clue. Does anyone know when we are likely to hear what the 4th clue will be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmFBul9ZoEY

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:17

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

sunaurus posted:

Why are you not answering my PM? Very suspicious.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:19

Mr Fronts: Jan 31, 2016; Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Roeben posted:

I'm a Quintuple agent. get on my level!

It's just like Mission Impossible... except you just pay a small fee on your c/c and you're in.

e: Dammit, two "justs". Rage... building...

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:19

cmdr_vinman: Mar 24, 2016; Alien embryos are yum!!

Mr.Tophat posted:

Nice cover story

Hi AP,

LOL, nice to meet you too. No cover here!

Peace out!

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:19

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Skellybones posted:

I think it's Derek's birthday today.

It is, r/derek smart said so, I'd forgotten.

Happy Birthday Derek.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:19

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

cmdr_vinman posted:

normalgoon.txt

Now that's a nice shitpost.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:20

cmdr_vinman: Mar 24, 2016; Alien embryos are yum!!

Skellybones posted:

Welcome abboard commando o9

Thank you Skellybones, much appreciated!

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:26

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Shitpost: gently caress walking dead

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:26

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Just decoded the message. WOW! :siren:

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:27

cmdr_vinman: Mar 24, 2016; Alien embryos are yum!!

sunaurus posted:

Why are you not answering my PM? Very suspicious.

Hi sunaurus,

Thanks for replying, I did answer it.

Like I said in the PM, no Dramas, all is well.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:28

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNbV5oj53BQ

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:28

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

My brain is currently to trying to fathom how the multi-thousand-dollar backers will personally justify their loss of "investment" following the realisation of SC never arriving (for whatever reason).

"well I had $30k of loose change so why not, lol"

"the re-mortgaging and maxing of credit cards is manageable"

"being part of the most-open-development-non-game-ever was worth it"

etc

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:29

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Mr.Tophat posted:

Nice cover story

PM me a hint. Tia

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:30

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

drat Dirty Ape posted:

Why do you hate yourself?

The only device I've got with a browser now that the phone company decided to fix my line two hours after they'd warned me about the maintenance.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:31

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

rabblerabble posted:

False edit: This is my second ever post to SA. And no, I'm not a shitizen, despite the noob account. I'm far worse than that - I'm an Elite Guy

That's not too bad, you've got a game to play at least.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:31

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

no_recall posted:

PM me a hint. Tia

The clue I said was brilliant is the last piece of the puzzle.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:31

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

Had a fun time putting together a concept for a SOLAR PLEBIAN tm space ship, still has a ways to go and needs more DAKKA

Nice! I hope CIG will let me loving finish this game before they go teats up and this massive pool of talent dissipates.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:32

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

Skellybones posted:

I think it's Derek's birthday today.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Derek, I have one thing to say to you, and that's:

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# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:32

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

This is sad on multiple levels:

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:32

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Tokamak posted:

This is sad on multiple levels:

To be fair if you're a fan of spore you're probably going to really enjoy Star Citizen.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:33

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF6cdtl5rbo&t=7s

:gary:

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:36

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Chalks posted:

The clue I said was brilliant is the last piece of the puzzle.

I've all the pieces. And, I haven't the fuzziest clue how to put it together :bang:

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:37

Kegslayer: Jul 23, 2007

Quavers posted:

My brain is currently to trying to fathom how the multi-thousand-dollar backers will personally justify their loss of "investment" following the realisation of SC never arriving (for whatever reason).

"well I had $30k of loose change so why not, lol"

"the re-mortgaging and maxing of credit cards is manageable"

"being part of the most-open-development-non-game-ever was worth it"

etc

Adults lose money on things all the time like in the share market or buying a bad car. Losing $30,000 on a video game is totally normal :v:

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:37

rabblerabble: Mar 24, 2016

Quavers posted:

That's not too bad, you've got a game to play at least.

Very true.

Did not invest a dime into star citizen, but getting oh so much enjoyment out of it, and this thread delivers (apart from that frustrating coded message - if it's genuine of course).

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:38

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

AP posted:

It is, r/derek smart said so, I'd forgotten.

Happy Birthday Derek.

i dont think you are supposed to put a temporary tattoo on cake

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:38

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

I think CIG ninjas got Dr.Smart, RIP final clue

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:38

hanales: Nov 3, 2013

Chalks posted:

The clue I said was brilliant is the last piece of the puzzle.

Yeah that did it for me. *sigh*

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:38

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Tokamak posted:

This is sad on multiple levels:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMj8Jxgji3U

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:39

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:53

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

I'm glad I put this clue stuff behind me yesterday or it would really be bothering me today at work.

e:

SelenicMartian posted:

The only device I've got with a browser now that the phone company decided to fix my line two hours after they'd warned me about the maintenance.

Ouch that sucks. I remember trying to use the web stuff on the 3DS once and I thought to myself 'never again'. Just do what I did and get a garbage cheapass tablet that is primarily used for travel and poop reading.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:40

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