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Pope Corky the IX posted:So who is the upsettingly fat dude that can't do anything with his arms other than rest them on his stomach? That's High Star Citizen Pope Lesnick, founder of the Church of Christ Roberts who's grace returnethed Lesnick's sight from diabetic blindness so he could read the next thrilling installment of the Wing Commander novel franchise. Only part of that is a joke, you decide which.
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Here are some procedurally generated space cats I commissioned Ryan Archer to draw (not bad cats, these are good cats) Giant watercolour space cat Space cat not looking at Earth, because that was where Star Citizen was made, and Star Citizen sucks. Cats cannot look at bad things. Kawaii as gently caress space cat with kawaii space fish and kawaii space yarn Another artsy watercolour space cat. This must be a series
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 15:53 |
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If this ELE doesn't happen as advertised Derek will have proven that he can beat Chris in even the one thing Chris is best at: overpromising and underdelivering.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 15:56 |
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I guess if you don't play any games other than Star Citizen and Wing Commander, then yeah, PC gaming is dead. It all makes sense now.
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AP posted:Apologies I lose track sometimes of who's actually serious or not.
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SpunkyRedKnight posted:I guess if you don't play any games other than Star Citizen and Wing Commander, then yeah, PC gaming is dead. It all makes sense now.
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Ash1138 posted:i'm the steam(?) coming out of the gun a second after it's fired Everything is steam-powered in the retro-future now. Maybe Chris should promise steampunk elements? It's a big thing among terrible nerds with bad taste.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Ben Lesnick? He makes me feel sad Xaerael posted:That's High Star Citizen Pope Lesnick, founder of the Church of Christ Roberts who's grace returnethed Lesnick's sight from diabetic blindness so he could read the next thrilling installment of the Wing Commander novel franchise. Thanks!
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Ash1138 posted:i'm the steam(?) coming out of the gun a second after it's fired That's just a barrel paaarp. Working as intended.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Everything is steam-powered in the retro-future now. Maybe Chris should promise steampunk elements? It's a big thing among terrible nerds with bad taste. How can you not see the obvious? Clearly that commando is having a sick post-kill vape.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Everything is steam-powered in the retro-future now. Maybe Chris should promise steampunk elements? It's a big thing among terrible nerds with bad taste.
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kikkelivelho posted:Dark souls doesn't have pilotable starships or 14 player multiplayer Given the amount of griefing that you can do in Dark Souls, the one thing it really doesn't have on Star Citizen is Captain B'Tak.
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Paramemetic posted:If this ELE doesn't happen as advertised Derek will have proven that he can beat Chris in even the one thing Chris is best at: overpromising and underdelivering.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Everything is steam-powered in the retro-future now. Maybe Chris should promise steampunk elements? It's a big thing among terrible nerds with bad taste. Procedural goggles
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:03 |
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IronicDongz posted:I mean it was like a week ago or something when he said that in 3 days 9 higher ups would publically leave and that didn't happen so like, Derek's been wrong many times. That doesn't mean he's not infallible though, it's reality that fails him
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:04 |
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Toops posted:WHAT. hes not against it because its a spangly word. he just has no idea what it is. someone once told him normal maps are how you cheat showing detail without using real geometry. there is no cheating in the crisverse.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:04 |
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He'll need a money suit
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:04 |
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So did that mass walk out still happen ? What was it 11 people quitting the other day, did that actually happen ? Didn't see anything from the D man confirming it like he usually does when he post's on repeat about the latest greatest "Info".
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:04 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4dgiv2/vr_idea_hybrid_vr_solution_for_star_citizen_some/ Guys, hold on, I need to put on my VR headset Seamless gameplay IMMERSION
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Making it Rain posted:So did that mass walk out still happen ? What was it 11 people quitting the other day, did that actually happen ? D_Smart posted:Out of the 11 that I have got wind of, 3 thus far are gone as of 03/31. This won't be reflected on their LinkedIn profile until they update it themselves.
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ew
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpLSvHFAUjs&t=1029s
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:07 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Derek's been wrong many times. That doesn't mean he's not infallible though, it's reality that fails him
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:07 |
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Space cat enjoys some space pizza Space cat and space mouse's jpg just despawned! This is not a cat! This is an alien! I do not think this space cat's helmet is up to standards! Unicorn space cat, the rarest space cat. Also these are not actually part of a series. Multiple artists independently decided to paint watercolour space cats. Space cats always enjoy playing with space yarn. It's not an offensive stereotype if it's true.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:08 |
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atxsperg posted:hes not against it because its a spangly word. he just has no idea what it is. I find this surprisingly believable
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Fried Sushi posted:What if atxsperg is Ryan Archer, plagiarizes art, but dishes dirt on cig. So conflicted. Shhhh that crossed my mind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:11 |
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Just want to say, your photoshops are the first thing that got me back into the thread a few threads back after not following SC stuff for a long time. Great stuff.
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4dgiv2/vr_idea_hybrid_vr_solution_for_star_citizen_some/ This explains a lot about why Star Citizen backers have such trouble understanding the severity of the technical difficulties the game faces. They simply lack the ability to think things through. Everything is easily solved if all your ideas are stupid and won't work!
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:13 |
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AP posted:This is a great post, I remember back in 2014 wondering why CIG never featured the networking team considering how important it was going to be for the core features of the game. They'd do lots of features on the other teams, now we know why. networking doesn't sell ships. jpgs and hundreds of jpgs shown at 30fps in a ship commercial sell ships. always be selling.
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atxsperg posted:networking doesn't sell ships. jpgs and hundreds of jpgs shown at 30fps in a ship commercial sell ships. always be selling. What's the situation with the lease on the Austin studio to your knowledge?
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:15 |
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Completely forgot to gif Chris...
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:15 |
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So what would the brown sea think about the new CoD when it comes out and it has actual fun space + fps combat for 60 bucks? CRoberts quote about SC having to be out by 2014 or it would have been too late continues to be the only thing right he's ever been right on
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:17 |
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Eldragon posted:Jesus loving Christ close the thread and don't make a new one until th ELE hits. Every time someone says this something amazing happens not long after
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:18 |
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Also on the topic of the Star Citizen PR Firm idea. Of course they would be in this thread, this is the only real source of criticism that they have. I've read almost every Star Citizen article, news piece and blog for the past few years and if the article isn't a glowing review written by a cultist, it's entire comments section is filled with the extremely faithful that would die for Star Citizen. Sometimes going so far as to give out free game packages or ships to anyone who complains. And that's not even the worst part. Even unrelated articles. Articles about space or even things on the economy, if anyone makes a crack about Star Citizen anywhere someone shows up like some kind of autistic genie to spew out the major talking points. Oh what's that someone joked in a NASA funding article that Star Citizen would pay for a mission to the moon? Here's a cultist with a referral code and a pamphlet of talking points. You see how they moderate their own forums. Most of their internet presence is being vehemently defended for free by people trying to justify their own poor decisions. Someone who has time really needs to compile screenshots of all the major cultist talking points and compile them into collages. I don't know how many times I've read the exact same points from so many different people in so many different places. One instance of each point like "Open Development" or "You don't understand Game Development" or "It's in Alpha." The best one would probably be the 100+ different times development has supposedly started. The worst one would be the sad one where people try to justify it as a hobby and you read 100 people talking about how other people play golf or buy cars or get coin collections.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:He'll need a money suit
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Fried Sushi posted:What if atxsperg is Ryan Archer, plagiarizes art, but dishes dirt on cig. So conflicted. guilty i am captured.
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