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atxsperg posted:someone once poo poo all over the austin bathroom. requiring a pants change mid day. this was before the new atx office. it facilitated new bathroom rules. I've heard of doing a half assed job but this is ridiculous! Edit: Pebergehund fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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I saw a man do a walking poo poo once, albeit bandy-legged
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27 pages to go. I am only refreshing for 3000 now.
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D_Smart posted:60% of Companies are Facing a Class Action God you fuckers move so fast. Anyways it seems this was glossed over by Derek and seemed out of context of the rest of the thread. If the whales are filing class action against CiG I'd say that's a pretty huge ELE and could be the one hinted. He has been saying he wanted Star Citizen in court and anything he would do wouldn't bring that into play as it would be CRoberts vs Smart. If that happens then discovery happens which brings about financials and
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he was E'd up to the eyeballs and attempting to impress some girls if memory serves
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EightAce posted:Yeah ...... Sorry about that.
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Ash1138 posted:i'm gonna play devil's advocate and say that bathroom making GBS threads incidents are not uncommon at companies that employ a lot of nerds and is therefore doesn't prove anything Could have just been poo poo posting.
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Ash1138 posted:i'm gonna play devil's advocate and say that bathroom making GBS threads incidents are not uncommon at companies that employ a lot of nerds and is therefore doesn't prove anything .....unless they have smeared the word 'dreams' in their own poo poo on the washroom door.
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EightAce posted:.....unless they have smeared the word 'dreams' in their own poo poo on the washroom door. don't fly too close to the sun, icarus
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Azram Legion posted:While many in this thread and elsewhere have described Chris Roberts as a "troubled visionary" type, who could potentially create something amazing if reality wasn’t such a bitch, or if he’d just listen to reason for once, I want to argue the following: So picture you're a programmer working for CIG, just sitting in your cubicle and doing your loving job. Every so often a greasy collection of chins are thrust in your field of vision, spitting on your monitor and telling you that you should actually use more GOTO labels and try to keep the number of source files down, or something making an equal amount of sense. You do a heroic effort of humoring him, since you know from experience that is the only way to limit the time and number of his visits Your coworkers look away, shamefully realizating they're just thankful he chose you this time. By the time babyface leaves with a few carefully selected patronizing platitudes, you're staring daggers in his back with your molars ground to paste and your hair's reflection in the monitor visibly greying Then you go home, drink yourself livid and knife another bar onto your prison-style calendar
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something about an unbroken trail of poo poo attempt.. it reminded me of of the Derek and Clive snot joke thems were the days...
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notoriousman posted:don't fly too close to the sun, icarus Or I could be being feces...ious
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EightAce posted:.....unless they have smeared the word 'dreams' in their own poo poo on the washroom door. you make a compelling counter-argument
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:eyeparp: ?
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So I was reading another forum when I came across this: March 11 2015
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This thread has taken an interesting turn in its final days.
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Sedisp posted::eyeparp: ? :parpeye:
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CIG can't stop inserting their foot into their mouth. Even after 4 years of it, it's still amazing to see.
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Beet Wagon posted:This thread has taken an interesting turn in its final days. Great. Now we're doing bird puns.
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Azram Legion posted:While many in this thread and elsewhere have described Chris Roberts as a "troubled visionary" type, who could potentially create something amazing if reality wasn’t such a bitch, or if he’d just listen to reason for once, I want to argue the following: Good effort post Quoted for posterity and possible RyanArchering.
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poop? POOP?
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Mr Fronts posted:Great. Now we're doing bird puns. Owl let them get away with it, it's the best I feather heard
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LastCaress posted:So I was reading another forum when I came across this: Haha, holy poo poo.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Owl let them get away with it, it's the best I feather heard That's Horrwrendous
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Daztek posted:lol, I can't wait for the reddit comments saying you don't understand that this image is making fun of you https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4dh77j/derek_may_need_inspect_those_goon_posts_a_little/
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Azram Legion posted:While many in this thread and elsewhere have described Chris Roberts as a "troubled visionary" type, who could potentially create something amazing if reality wasn’t such a bitch, or if he’d just listen to reason for once, I want to argue the following: The thing that really bothers me about it all is that he does have someone to direct it and do all the real work; his brother. In contrast to Chris, Erin Roberts actually has a history of putting out products. He was involved in the Privateer products, he was the one who headed the studio that released Starlancer, and more recently he's been involved in the LEGO series. In addition Alex Mayberry was brought on as executive producer, and his pedigree included Diablo III. There was also Eric Peterson and Rob Irving, both of whom have a history of producing titles (and started their own company to release Descent Underground), as well as Travis Day. With the exception of Erin all of them are gone, and those who are talking have been less than pleasant about their interactions with Chris. Rob Irving said it incredibly well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLwo3YCY_8 And of course Roberts said it himself in regards to the last multi-million dollar project he was personally responsible for: quote:I needed a producer that could do more than just do a good deal. I needed someone to help me on the set, to tell me hey Chris I know you want to do these 10 things but we only have money to do 5 things really well. So let's pick what they are and knock them out of the park and cut the others. This is what a strong creative producer does, and its what I've tried to do for other directors I've worked with over the last 10 years. Frankly I believed in Star Citizen because I believed that Chris would provide the vision and the production folks would provide the actual effort. Sadly that never happened.
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Berious posted:I love a good goon pants making GBS threads story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9xz2FpQc0
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Beet Wagon posted:To the best of my knowledge these have never been claimed: these avatar pics are also free for adoption: ^this is pretty great its what i use in discord as my avatar pic ^this one for loish heres more chatlogs from a shitizen in Smart discord http://imgur.com/a/CmiJR http://imgur.com/a/54Afa i love his argument "yeah its prettier but doesnt push the machine limits" Dark Off fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4dh77j/derek_may_need_inspect_those_goon_posts_a_little/ Wow those guys are dumb
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ewe2 posted:Thanks! And thanks to all for listening and making positive comments, it's quite weird to be so inspired this way and having great fun doing it, and feeling encouraged. The creativity in the thread is quite astounding. But, but, I wanna be TOXIC, like I am supposed to be! (Also, anyone know of Sandi did post-grad at the University of Northern New Jersey?) <snicker>
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How the gently caress could anyone ever think Derek would ignore something to placate someone? e: added a gently caress because gently caress Tijuana Bibliophile fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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LastCaress posted:So I was reading another forum when I came across this: That guy bailed out.
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4dh77j/derek_may_need_inspect_those_goon_posts_a_little/ Because it's not like Derek would ever be willing to poke a little fun at himself. Although honestly I really wouldn't be surprised if he didn't read it.
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^^^^ Well he did run it past his wife. Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Every so often a greasy collection of chins are thrust in your field of vision, spitting on your monitor and telling you that you should actually use more GOTO labels and try to keep the number of source files down, I've noticed during Bugsmashers: Some code files have more than 80k lines of code. Must be fun to work on.
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Tank Boy Ken posted:^^^^
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Beet Wagon posted:Because it's not like Derek would ever be willing to poke a little fun at himself. His face is on it. Of course he read it.
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EightAce posted:Yeah ...... Sorry about that. derek can you verify this pant making GBS threads incident one time a guy at work curled a big steaming one out on the goddamn closed lid of the toilet the dirty bastard
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trucutru posted:His face is on it. Of course he read it. Fair point haha
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Sequel cat: Is this a "By Ryan Archer" special?
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