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I haven't, but I imagine it would be incredibly satisfying. The SMACK sound when you hit his head? That'd be unbelievable! And if you smacked him from behind and he wheeled around all "who smacked my bald head?" He'd probably kick the crap out of me, but I wouldn't care. I'd be in hysterics. Man, this just sounds like a better and better idea by the second. Anybody done it?
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Or if you hit him on the head with a flayswatter! I'm literally LOLing over here. Ha ha!
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depends who it was, but probably, yeah
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Horniest Manticore posted:Or if you hit him on the head with a flayswatter! I'm literally LOLing over here. Ha ha! this but sledgehammer and anyone
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i have not and was looking forward to hearing what it is like. op did not deliver voted 1
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Parallax Scroll posted:i have not and was looking forward to hearing what it is like. op did not deliver voted 1 ill get behind you on this voted 2
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Apr 7, 2016 06:14
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drunk dog posted:depends who it was, but probably, yeah Not would you, friend. Have you?
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Apr 7, 2016 06:14
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I touch my bepis
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drunk dog posted:ill get behind you on this also your butt while naked
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drunk dog posted:also your butt while naked Alright, the thread's heating up now!
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so what bald headed men are an allegory for a bepis cause if so they should never wear a hat cause its like a condom and bareback is best
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Apr 7, 2016 06:22
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I shave my head smooth, and I can't imagine I'd have a problem getting a nice percussive smack to the head, as long as it wasn't a surprise.
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Apr 7, 2016 06:24
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I work at the bald head factory and you gotta give em a bit of a slap to check for weak shells
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bald ppl seem really touchy about being bald, what a bunch of wieners - many ppl (inc me) have chronic debilitating or life threatening conditions that dont give too shits about what others think of them so what they should do is get a life (or some balls, or low-t underarm gel for both probs) the shinier the bald head the worse they always are too, always how it goes. gotta give it for black men though, they really dont see to care about having no hair on their head so others should follow their example (see what i said above about having bigger probs in life than losing ur already bad dried out thin looking male hair grey hairs kinda cool tho and can be rather telling according to how the person goes along with it. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Apr 7, 2016 |
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true story crazy baldheads by bob marley is a good song
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Apr 7, 2016 06:58
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It's an overrated experience op. Momentarily thrilling but then you are left with a nagging sense of discontent and a thin sheen of scalp grease on your palm. 6/10
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Have Blue posted:It's an overrated experience op. Momentarily thrilling but then you are left with a nagging sense of discontent sounds like a guy whose had his bald head smacked at some point
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OP tbhq doesn't sound that funny because I could think of lots of funnier things as an example: imagine I was squatting over your face and begin making GBS threads and you like it
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drunk dog posted:sounds like a guy whose had his bald head smacked at some point I still have my hair thankfully! When I do go bald from my lovely genes you can come over and smack my head though.
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Have Blue posted:I still have my hair thankfully! When I go bald from my lovely genes you can come over and smack my head though. its a date what are your coordinates?
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drunk dog posted:its a date what are your coordinates? That's classified info and this an unsecured channel. Switch to channel victor-foxtrot.
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i want you to dip your bald head in oil and rub it across my body
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confirmed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quuuz9XFewk
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eSports Chaebol posted:i want you to dip your bald head in oil and rub it across my body there is probably a future in the fetish sex market for perverts that want to deviantly utilize the smooth round heads of old bald men. I really think this will be an expanding sector and lucrative source of retirement income for displaced male workers here in America, as the only people with smoother, balder, more cue ball heads than old white American males are old black American males. basically, your grampsy's head will be groped, grinded, and licked by perverted old Japanese gay men (lifetime closeters) and psychotic German stockbrokers. kiss his bald head with love now, before doing so will give you an incurable STD.
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Apr 7, 2016 09:42
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Have you ever made a smackhead bald
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I'm bald and people often slap my head. I am p.cool with it tbh.
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ChogsEnhour posted:I'm bald and people often slap my head. I am p.cool with it tbh. i have both gained and lost respect for you within a single post because ive never seen your av before had to double check it
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ive been a dispenser attendant at a bowling alley for three years now and not to mix metaphors but my scalp feels like a golfball
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Apr 7, 2016 10:00
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Every night before bed. Oh....we aren't talking about jacking off are we? 
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drunk dog posted:i have both gained and lost respect for you within a single post because ive never seen your av before had to double check it Who did you think I was? And was the respect because I'm bald and don't beat people who slap my bald head? Would YOU like to slap my bald head? It's p.bald and p.round.
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The top of the head is just a thin layer of skin over a thin layer of bone, I can't imagine it would make for a satisfying slap.
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Ew gross, no
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notZaar posted:The top of the head is just a thin layer of skin over a thin layer of bone, I can't imagine it would make for a satisfying slap. Like a monkey ready to be shot into space! *Brad Pitt slaps a bald dude on his bald head with a loud, satisfying SLAP* SPACE MONKEY!
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Apr 7, 2016 15:09
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I have a good friend that's completely bald and I give him the ol "Benny Hill" sometimes.
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Whenever I see a bald guy I think straight away of the video where the bld guy greases up his head and pushes it into a vagina. Not sure if the video is real but it's what I think of anyway.
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its a form of saying hello in their tribe
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