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if you let your nails grow long, you don't need to buy guitar picks ever again. or toothpicks. or neti-pots.
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if you cut out your rib and throw it on the ground you can build a wife
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life churns, hacks, evaporates. you must defeat life with your battered body |
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money
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tired of salty food? try switching to sugar. you can find it at any grocery store, next to the salt, in an identically marked canister. shake the canister and listen closely to determine whether that canister contains sugar instead of salt.
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Apr 7, 2016 11:24
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instead of going out to eat or ordering food on your lunch break every day, save money by making 31 sandwiches at the beginning of the month, then eating one per day until the pile gets moldy, then throwing the moldy ones in the trash
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Apr 7, 2016 11:29
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don't have room in yer tummy to finish that last piece of your california roll? store it inside your baseball mitt
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Apr 7, 2016 11:30
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read a book while driving. it's safe as gently caress, and other drivers will think you're really smart.
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Apr 7, 2016 11:32
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you don't need to keep eggs in the refrigerator. I mean, for fucks sake, it came out of a chicken's pussy.
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Apr 7, 2016 11:34
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If you drink a lot of various liquids, for example water, coffee or cola, wait a few minutes to half an hour and you will convert it into what scientists call pee. It is yet to discover how healthy it is, but it seems likely to be a very environmentally friendly method to generate water.
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Apr 7, 2016 11:35
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want free water? pee in a cup or jar, and leave it open in a well ventilated area for a few days, and all the pee particles will annihilate, leaving just pure water
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Apr 7, 2016 11:55
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put the pee jar in your 6th inventory slot, surf exactly 100 steps in the cerulean cave, and talk to the 1st trainer in the cave 25 times in a row and the pee will turn into water
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Apr 7, 2016 11:56
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Doctor Dogballs posted:you don't need to keep eggs in the refrigerator. I mean, for fucks sake, it came out of a chicken's pussy. it's actually a cloaca and birds have life hacked themselves by using them for pooping and reproduction |
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headbutt every door you encounter. if you do this enough times it's a statistical inevitability you that you'll eventually find a door made of balsa wood and smash through it, and then you will look like a total badass and impress all your friends |
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Apr 7, 2016 14:57
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be born rich, smart, attractive and have lots of charisma this is the key to a good and easy life |
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Apr 7, 2016 16:14
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Darkman Fanpage posted:it's actually a cloaca and birds have life hacked themselves by using them for pooping and reproduction thank you
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Doctor Dogballs posted:you don't need to keep eggs in the refrigerator. I mean, for fucks sake, it came out of a chicken's pussy. lmao
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Life hecks You just bought a bar of soap and once you come home you realise you already have one...and a spare one too!! You cut your toenail just a little bit too Short. Goddaamnn! Heck! Dog really DID eat your home work. Heck! |
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Apr 7, 2016 19:18
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Doctor Dogballs posted:you don't need to keep eggs in the refrigerator. I mean, for fucks sake, it came out of a chicken's pussy. the same is true of human babies for similar reasons |
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Laurenz posted:be born rich, smart, attractive and have lots of charisma man I only did one of these things. talk about 20-20 hindsight.
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MrWillsauce posted:man I only did one of these things. talk about 20-20 hindsight. which one? |
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if you drop your phone and the screen cracks, you can fix it by going to the phone store and buying a new phone with money
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there are so many phones out there in the world that...well its just crazy to me!
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MrWillsauce posted:I don't know rich people don't have to remember things
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symbolic posted:you were born rich I have people to do, uh, what was it again? for me |
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Apr 7, 2016 21:11
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people hacking my computer, stealing my life hacks... when will the hacking end???
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turn off the lights when you enter a room so your neighbors won't see you being naked also be naked as often as you can
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if you ever feel that rumbling feeling in your tummy we sometimes like to call "hunger", 1 smart trick is to find food and eat it try it, it really works 
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feel like having a pee? there's this one weird trick a single mom discovered for it!! |
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Nosfereefer posted:if you ever feel that rumbling feeling in your tummy we sometimes like to call "hunger", 1 smart trick is to find food and eat it just punch yourself in the stomach and it'll go away. Nosfereefer posted:feel like having a pee? there's this one weird trick a single mom discovered for it!! just punch yourself in the bladder and it'll go away. Quidnose posted:turn off the lights when you enter a room so your neighbors won't see you being naked punch your neighbors lights out, and, uh, well you'll probably be put away. but now you can keep your curtains open, while your curtains are open. ---------------- |
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Green Hackz: save unnecessary $$ by using youre hands as a natural eco friendly paper-free kleenex, paper towel , and toilet paper. nnow thats a real "Green Thumb" |
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punch a thing just hard enough to make your punchin knuckles sore, wait for them to stop and then do it again with something slightly harder. Several years later you will have knuckles well suited for punching, and probably some arthritis your punchin knuckles are your index and middle fingers knuckles, lead with them in any punch and do not by any means tuck your thumb insider your fingers it is underneath them it's like this  like this just make sure it's the top part where the knuckles become hand December Octopodes fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Apr 8, 2016
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When a new movie comes out and you don't want to pay for it and you're so impatient to see it that the only availible versions are camcorder rips with spanish subtitles, and you only have a chromebook so you can't even torrent it, all is not lost. Simply google "Movie name FULL MOVIE" (caps are critical). Ignore all the results and scroll to the bottom of the page where you'll read something like "7 results have been removed from these results due to DMCA copyright claims." This is the good stuff... Anything that shows up in the results is just a russian phishing site that is merely pretending to stream your movie. Click on the "View DMCA claims at ChillingEffects.org" button and then copy and paste the addresses of the violating webpages into your browser. This will take you to russian phishing websites that have been guaranteed to actually have the lovely handcam bootleg you're looking for by real life copyright lawyers. ---------------- |
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lifehack for eating in the car useful when you have a busy schedule ---------------- |
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how do you suck up the noodle
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the noodles are soft enough that they'll get squeezed through the straw easily with suction
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