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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

JiimyPopAli posted:

One scam I thought of the other day was a panhandler in downtown Toronto: "The Shaky Lady".

She would sit in a high traffic area and shake her whole body like she had horrible Parkinsons. People felt sorry for her and she made a lot of money doing it, until a reporter followed her and found that after she packed up at night she walked (slowly) to her car and drove to her $300k house in the suburbs where her symptoms mysteriously disappeared.

After she was outed in the paper she stopped showing up.

The documentary about her will be called The Shaky Lady Shakedown.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Aren't stories about how panhandlers are secretly rich and faking their mental illness like one of the oldest urban poo poo that didn't happen myths? They exist for a reason, so you can feel better about not giving bums money.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Winnipeg has the Toonie Lady, who walks around downtown loudly crying for someone to give her a toonie and that she's "soooo hungry." Of course, those toonies end up going into the nearest VLT machine and if you give her food, she'll toss it onto the ground. Apparently she's been around since before toonies were even a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELKApgq4V6E

Celery Face fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Apr 7, 2016

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

cheerfullydrab posted:

Aren't stories about how panhandlers are secretly rich and faking their mental illness like one of the oldest urban poo poo that didn't happen myths? They exist for a reason, so you can feel better about not giving bums money.

One of the Sherlock Homes stories has this as a plot point.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Homeless people

1. Want to be homeless.
2. Are faking mental illness.
3. Are just going to drink/gamble/do drugs/whatever with the money.
4. Are secret millionaires.

I can't remember the other ones, but people spout one of these things near-constantly. Again, I'm pretty sure these stories exist, that people are constantly saying and repeating these things, because the natural impulse when you see somebody in need is to help them. Keeping one of these ideas in your head helps you not do anything, makes it okay.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


I always figured if you're desperate enough to sit in the cold shaking like a nutcase, then you can have some of the change that's in my pocket. gently caress, I've gone into a shop before and, without having been asked, bought a tramp some cigarettes and some beers, because if I was having to do that for a job, I'd love some beers and cigarettes.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
You can't become a millionaire faking homelessness. You need to get to the point where you hire other people to fake homelessness and profit from them. Ask me about my MLM Panhandling scheme.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

cheerfullydrab posted:

Aren't stories about how panhandlers are secretly rich and faking their mental illness like one of the oldest urban poo poo that didn't happen myths? They exist for a reason, so you can feel better about not giving bums money.

If panhandling didn't work, people wouldn't do it. There have been enough hidden camera exposes on the secret lives of panhandlers to make me believe that it isn't an urban legend.

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe
You joke but that happens here in central Florida, the homeless folks dive up intersections to panhandle and split the money at the end of the night. It's incredibly profitable during the winter months due to the amount of tourism the area sees in that time.

It takes a person with a very strong will to submit themselves to that work, I have much respect for them.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
I have no doubt that panhandling could net you good money sometimes but it's kind of ridiculous to think they are going home to $300000 homes. How would you even buy a home? You're not making enough to buy one with cash and you technically have no income in order to get a mortgage.

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe
Oh yeah I wouldn't think any of these people are going home to middle class lives, some live in a makeshift camp in the woods up the street from my work in a really crappy part of town. I mean they probably have enough money at the end of the day for whatever lovely to-go food they feel like eating (nobody gonna let them eat at a sit down place) and their drug/drink of choice if they roll that way.


For most or many of them I would assume this is a life they did not want for themselves, but for a few of them it is a largely peaceful if primitive existence.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I've seen those news stories and I think the worst person in them is the guy who always says something along the lines of,

"I thought they were homeless! I've given them some change or a buck on my drive home from work every day for the past couple years, I'm outraged!" As if their drive-by, low effort charity ever had the possibility of making meaningful change.

photomikey
Dec 30, 2012

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I have no doubt that panhandling could net you good money sometimes but it's kind of ridiculous to think they are going home to $300000 homes. How would you even buy a home? You're not making enough to buy one with cash and you technically have no income in order to get a mortgage.
It's tax free, so in the US, they're already making 30% more than someone with a job. Seriously, what would one make slogging away at minimum wage? $9/hr? Over an 8 hour day, $72 and then uncle sam takes $15 or $20, you walk with $55 or so?

I have seen a single homeless guy take donations from more than one car in a particular light cycle. Even if you figured a buck a donor, one donor a cycle, that light cycles every 3 minutes, so 20 cycles an hour... you're already doing triple to post-tax minimum wage. It is not hard for me to believe that you could exist better begging than you could working. Perhaps living in a mansion is a stretch, but living in a nicer apartment than the guy manning the drive through window of the fast-food joint you're standing in front of... doesn't seem far fetched at all.

UglyDucklett posted:

For most or many of them I would assume this is a life they did not want for themselves, but for a few of them it is a largely peaceful if primitive existence.
There is a parallel A/T thread right now "ask me about hitchhiking" which turns out to not be about hitchhiking at all but about how much better it is not to be one of society's sheep and to be a free spirit and how many drugs one person can choke down while being homeless.

photomikey fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Apr 7, 2016

twodot
Aug 7, 2005

You are objectively correct that this person is dumb and has said dumb things

photomikey posted:

It's tax free, so in the US, they're already making 30% more than someone with a job. Seriously, what would one make slogging away at minimum wage? $9/hr? Over an 8 hour day, $72 and then uncle sam takes $15 or $20, you walk with $55 or so?
People making minimum wage do not pay 30% taxes (at least not if they file properly).

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

cheerfullydrab posted:

Aren't stories about how panhandlers are secretly rich and faking their mental illness like one of the oldest urban poo poo that didn't happen myths? They exist for a reason, so you can feel better about not giving bums money.
There's a lady in my city who literally dresses up as a homeless person because god, getting a real job is just so degrading. I wouldn't call her rich but she does have an apartment in one of the most expensive places to live in Canada.

http://hushmagazine.ca/affairs/social-commentary-1/riches_to_rags/
http://hushmagazine.ca/affairs/social-commentary-1/richestoragspart2/#.UvneikJdXto

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I have no doubt that panhandling could net you good money sometimes but it's kind of ridiculous to think they are going home to $300000 homes. How would you even buy a home? You're not making enough to buy one with cash and you technically have no income in order to get a mortgage.

Eh, maybe she inherited it from her parents. There are millions if not hundreds of millions of beggars in the world, so it stands to reason that some percentage of them are crooks.

Some percentage of everybody are crooks.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Well there has also been the rise of panhandlers who clearly aren't homeless or poor. Not saying they are getting rich doing it, but I've personally seen them in my hometown where they text away on their cellphones while they half-heartedly hold up their cardboard signs. Some of them are pretty well dressed too. There's one guy who has a really nice looking electric scooter that he sits on while begging at the corner of the Walmart parking lot and I always wonder where he plugs it in at night.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



photomikey posted:

It's tax free, so in the US, they're already making 30% more than someone with a job. Seriously, what would one make slogging away at minimum wage? $9/hr? Over an 8 hour day, $72 and then uncle sam takes $15 or $20, you walk with $55 or so?

I have seen a single homeless guy take donations from more than one car in a particular light cycle. Even if you figured a buck a donor, one donor a cycle, that light cycles every 3 minutes, so 20 cycles an hour... you're already doing triple to post-tax minimum wage. It is not hard for me to believe that you could exist better begging than you could working. Perhaps living in a mansion is a stretch, but living in a nicer apartment than the guy manning the drive through window of the fast-food joint you're standing in front of... doesn't seem far fetched at all.

There is a parallel A/T thread right now "ask me about hitchhiking" which turns out to not be about hitchhiking at all but about how much better it is not to be one of society's sheep and to be a free spirit and how many drugs one person can choke down while being homeless.

Just imagine if we all gave a dollar a day to our local city or state government so that people who were genuinely destitute could just have a place to sleep and a permanent address. Then at stoplights we could say, "I pay my tax, just go to the local shelter and they'll take care of you" and not have to worry about anything cos people who need help would be all right. :bern101:

photomikey
Dec 30, 2012
I know! If only I was paying a dollar a day in taxes. I guess we could just wish for that day, hmm?

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



You can afford an extra dollar a day for everybody who doesn't have a place to sleep in your town.

photomikey
Dec 30, 2012
Right? And I could afford a dollar a day for roads, and a dollar a day for libraries, and a dollar a day for... well, gently caress it, I'll just vote for Sanders!

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



No! The only people who use libraries or roads or beds are cheats and thieves! I read a newspaper article once!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

photomikey posted:

It is not hard for me to believe that you could exist better begging than you could working.

You should go try it.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

photomikey posted:

It's tax free, so in the US, they're already making 30% more than someone with a job.

What?

No.

Not unless they're making over the median wage, and that's in states that, you know, have a state income tax.

At which point I doff my hat to their marketing skills and would recommend that they submit a resume for a more formal job.

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!
Show us on the doll where the taxman touched you.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

photomikey posted:

It's tax free, so in the US, they're already making 30% more than someone with a job. Seriously, what would one make slogging away at minimum wage? $9/hr? Over an 8 hour day, $72 and then uncle sam takes $15 or $20, you walk with $55 or so?

Ah yes, the "constantly stating complete and utter lies" line of arguments. It's not a good argument.

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
I used to work at a K-Mart in high school and someone pulled the "hey, you shorted me my change, I gave you a twenty." In retrospect I should have asked for the manager to count my drawer, but instead I made change like a dingus. No surprise when my till was $19 short that day.

Another one that I'm still not sure about to this day is when a lady wrote a check for 2 vacuum cleaners totaling over $300. She handed over the check and I ran it through the check printer at the register, then [???]. I guess I just handed the check back to her and rang up the transaction like I had put the check in my till. I still have no idea if she scammed me in some way by suggesting that she needed the check back, or if I was just a dumbass high schooler who gave it back for no reason and she was as confused as I was. Anyway, my till was $300 short that day but I still didn't get fired. I had to sign some paper with HR admitting that I screwed up, so that one's in my K-Mart permanent record. Thinking back, though, it may have been a scam... who buys two full priced vacuum cleaners at the same time?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Lutha Mahtin posted:

I live in the only ZIP code for hundreds of miles in any direction that has no racial majority due to it being a popular spot for immigrant families from all over the world. One thing that's nice is that I haven't had to deal with any door to door solicitors for about half a decade

I suspect there are a few factors in play here. One is of course that you might run into people who you have a language barrier with. But it also wouldn't surprise me if your average dipshit scammer just isn't smart enough to sell to people who have successfully navigated the American immigration bureaucracy and started their own small business in a foreign land.

I think there's also the issue of how culture affects what strategies work on people, and which backfire spectacularly. Knowing your market is hard when your market is essentially a representative sample of the entire goddamn world.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
The majority of homeless people are mentally ill.

Even if they are magically making piles of cash they are not taking it home and stuffing it under a mattress, they are spending it on drugs and alcohol to make the voices shut up for a while. Not one of them is thinking "This sure beats working".

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

So like, regardless of how much they earn, homeless people having some normal people things like a cell phone and some decent clothes is cool and good because they are spending their money sensibly and have good prospects for being employed.

I have friends who think the government should take homeless people's laptops. Like that's going to improve their situation?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I think the government should give homeless people laptops. So they've got email and can look up opportunities etc.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

The problem isn't that they shouldn't have phones, but if you are living hand to mouth everyday are you going to get an iPhone and an expensive carrier plan or do you get the cheapo gophone from Walmart? Cause I'll tell you which I've seen them using.

I'm not saying the poor shouldn't have nice things, I'm saying that having nice things seems like less of a priority when you have to rely on the pocket change of strangers to eat.

Edit: should the government provide or take away people's laptops? Neither. But instead of buying a laptop use the public library's and use that money on something else.

Blackchamber fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Apr 8, 2016

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

The Lone Badger posted:

I think the government should give homeless people laptops. So they've got email and can look up opportunities etc.

Whoa. Hold on. You are going to take someone who's only problems are schizophrenia, homelessness, and a wicked heroin addiction and put them at risk of becoming GOONS? That seems a little unkind.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Reconsidering the laptop thing. Perhaps the homeless could make money doing gold farming in MMOs and thusly taking jobs back from China.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

The biggest con was defunding mental health in the 80s and shifting the mentally ill into what would eventually become private prisons.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Blackchamber posted:

Well there has also been the rise of panhandlers who clearly aren't homeless or poor. Not saying they are getting rich doing it, but I've personally seen them in my hometown where they text away on their cellphones while they half-heartedly hold up their cardboard signs. Some of them are pretty well dressed too. There's one guy who has a really nice looking electric scooter that he sits on while begging at the corner of the Walmart parking lot and I always wonder where he plugs it in at night.

There's just plain fewer jobs and the ones that do exist are far likelier to just plain suck. Not much you can do when the only work you can find is 20 hours a week for minimum wage but go try to find other money.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Please no more chat about in/authenticity of begging by homeless people. There are multiple reasons for homelessness and there are scammers and con artists in every level of society. Talking about forms and tactics of scams is interesting and amusing; beating each other over the head with our moral righteousness is not.

In short, if you want to debate homelessness, housing policy or whatever, please start a new thread. :)

eine dose socken
Mar 9, 2008

The most notorious scams right now in Germany are all targeting old people. German pensioners are often wary of banks and many keep large sums of cash or jewelry at home.
The scammers have a couple of possible tricks, the most important being the nephew con.
They call the elderly and by using smart conversation skills, get them to reveal the name of their nephews. Then they pose as the nephews and tell some sob sorry about how they need a large sum of money quickly, usually to buy an apartment.
The money is then collected by a "friend" of the nephew.
Most of these scams are revealed when pensioners go to their bank to withdraw 10000+ Euros, and the bank staff have been specially instructed to alert the police in these situations.
Some are only discovered later when the real nephews call.
Also common are the fake superintendent or fake police officer. They get the elderly to open them the door and distract them in the kitchen, while their accomplices sneak in the house and steal stuff.
The crazy thing is that some of these old people are really down to earth working class people, living in tiny flats, and they have sums up to 100000 euros stuffed under their mattresses.
The scammers know all the usual hiding places and can make of with bundles of cash in minutes.

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007
There's been quite a few scams being run at my university to the point where running into one is almost a daily ritual.

1) Golden Key Honor's Society/Club

You will get an email on your uni account saying that you are eligible to join the Golden Key honor's society because of all these amazing things that make you special such as: your awesome gpa, only 15% of uni students are eligible, it's invite only, lots of perks, special cord at graduation, etc. etc. All you have to do is send them $150 every year. This one is pretty good because each university usually has a golden key "chapter" with a fairly legitimate looking website upon first glance. Then you do some digging and find that the "executive officer" of the chapter's email address is some really lovely yahoo throwaway account.

2) Bullshit University "Clubs"

Same thing as above, but someone will pass around fliers for some "Pre-Med" student club for all healthcare oriented students, will actually hold a few meetings, and then ask for $50 in dues from each student so the club can become nationally certified/recognized/whatever. The person(s) running the thing will pocket the money and bail.

3) Bullshit Tutoring Services

On the first day of class (typically in hard science classes), someone will randomly pass around fliers offering tutoring services for said class claiming they are uni sponsored when they are in fact not. On the flier is a url the student can go to to pay to sign up for "extra" services which the student will never receive.

4) Cellphone text message signup scam

"Hey you! Please help us raise awareness of Muscular Dystrophy Research Fund Cuts to Senator fuckface by texting "Fund Muscular Dystrophy Research!" to 397-323-9876"

5) Study Abroad in TURKEY over the summer! Only $1975! round trip all expenses paid!"

I really don't know what the gently caress this entails, I don't want to know, and I have no idea how the gently caress this has not been shut down yet other than the fact that even the most gullible of all people have no interest in ever going to Turkey.

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thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007

Avalanche posted:

There's been quite a few scams being run at my university to the point where running into one is almost a daily ritual.

5) Study Abroad in TURKEY over the summer! Only $1975! round trip all expenses paid!"

I really don't know what the gently caress this entails, I don't want to know, and I have no idea how the gently caress this has not been shut down yet other than the fact that even the most gullible of all people have no interest in ever going to Turkey.

I'm guessing it's a basic MLM scam, sign up a bunch of people and you get to go free, similar to spring break scams. Sell enough Cancun vacations to your friends and you get to go party in Cancun.

And while Turkey is a bit of a hard sell, plenty of history nerds would love to check out historical monuments in countries like Turkey, Iran, Egypt, and Syria. Of course, for obvious reasons, there are some serious travel restrictions in place.

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