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Ehud posted:lex just cut his hand and is using the ship he knows nothing about to do something with the body of general zod a good down home homily about how heroism always results in blowback with death and horror
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why the gently caress was she not under secret service protection why the gently caress is superman not tuned in with his mom when apparently he can just apparate to save lois lane
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hahaha the Martha scene oh my god
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Ehud posted:hahaha the Martha scene oh my god you thought we were kidding didn't you
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FizFashizzle posted:you thought we were kidding didn't you why is the cave troll from LOTR fighting our heroes
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Apr 8, 2016 01:44
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Comics are 4 baby's gently caress you
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The end of this movie... "so what are we...some kind of...justice league?"
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FizFashizzle posted:how did you not comment on the wonder woman youtube related videos scene I think I fell asleep best part of the movie was the Wonder Woman theme song btw
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Ehud posted:I think I fell asleep a long time ago in shanghai i saw an absolutely ludicrous production of midsummer. it was barely an hour long and stripped to the bones. the final 20 minutes was just acrobatics on stage while the actors watched. right before that happened they banged a gong real loud to wake everyone up. that's what i imagine the WW theme song was intended to do.
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FizFashizzle posted:a long time ago in shanghai i saw an absolutely ludicrous production of midsummer. it was barely an hour long and stripped to the bones. the final 20 minutes was just acrobatics on stage while the actors watched. This is perfect, yes I think that's the worst movie I've seen in theaters in a couple of years it felt like eighteen hours of loosely connected dialogue scenes and then some people fought a troll and superman isn't actually dead
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Ehud posted:I think I fell asleep wonder woman goes through lex luthor's computer and finds out that he made movie teasers for upcoming dc superhero films, and logos, for us to watch
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many johnnys posted:wonder woman goes through lex luthor's computer and finds out that he made movie teasers for upcoming dc superhero films, and logos, for us to watch Oh yeah I remember that hahahahahahaha that's when they showed aquaman right
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I don't think I've seen anybody mention the god drat pearls either. Fucker was so proud of that he put it in there twice. It looked like poo poo and wasn't even clever ffs
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Don't forget Bruce fixating on the gun ejaculating into his mother's face.
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courtesy of my 17 year old cousin on Facebook he subtitled it with "the bias is real" lmao
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:courtesy of my 17 year old cousin on Facebook I'd move up the Wonder Woman movie, too. Get that poo poo heap out the door while there's still a whisper of buzz, enthusiasm or good will left for the DC cinematic universe so you don't spend any more money on production and can make back what you can. Any DC film less than 2/3 in the can right this moment gets tossed on a fire and denied as the enthusiastic rumors of overzealous fans.
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I'm the "All Things Batman v. Superman Sperglord Mugshot" watermark.
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I am legit really pumped for the Suicide Squad movie and I expect it will be excellent.
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The report I heard made it sound like The Warriors with the eponymous squad trying to escape Gotham from the various gangs that are after them, including Joker... Which SOUNDS loving cool.
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ChogsEnhour posted:The report I heard made it sound like The Warriors with the eponymous squad trying to escape Gotham from the various gangs that are after them, including Joker... Which SOUNDS loving cool. With such iconic characters as gun man, magic lady and lizard guy, even the most casual of DC fans are going to not want to miss this one!
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Pvt.Scott posted:With such iconic characters as gun man, magic lady and lizard guy, even the most casual of DC fans are going to not want to miss this one! uh the big draw is juggalo girl way to bury the lede
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:courtesy of my 17 year old cousin on Facebook Doesn't reshoots imply they have no clue on the right overall tone and direction for Suicide Squad.
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Zzulu posted:Suicide squad has my axe And my tempered, Japanese style katana
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:courtesy of my 17 year old cousin on Facebook Something tells me this was done by one of the guys who denied the Suicide Squad reshoots as an April Fools' Day prank that Devin Faraci fell for. Now it's "the reshoots are real but it's to add more action!". etalian posted:Doesn't reshoots imply they have no clue on the right overall tone and direction for Suicide Squad. Oh, you betcha that's the issue. The word is that trailer with the Queen music isn't indicative of Ayer's finished film.
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If a bunch of people hate Suicide Squad so much that they kill themselves, it will be the most aptly titled movie ever.
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ChogsEnhour posted:The report I heard made it sound like The Warriors with the eponymous squad trying to escape Gotham from the various gangs that are after them, including Joker... Which SOUNDS loving cool. That actually sounds legitimately cool. Like every other DC movie before they hosed it up.
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Civil War review embargo drops within 24 hours, a full month out from the movie release. Marvel must be pretty confident. I can't wait for the conspiracy theories to hit peak insanity. Disney's Jungle Book is also currently at 100 percent fresh with 18 reviews too.
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Disney magic has people legitimately excited for another Star Wars prequel. They have so much good will banked they could probably drop Two BvS's in a row and shrug it off.
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Otisburg posted:Disney magic has people legitimately excited for another Star Wars prequel. They have so much good will banked they could probably drop Two BvS's in a row and shrug it off. Disney at least knows how to cut a trailer. I was less than enthused by the trailer for BvS but I'm hyped for Rogue One.
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Why does Lois throw the spear into water and then a minute later jump in to save it? She doesn't know about doomsday. She just decides "poo poo I bet this is important in five minutes"
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Zombie Boat posted:Why does Lois throw the spear into water and then a minute later jump in to save it? She doesn't know about doomsday. She just decides "poo poo I bet this is important in five minutes" idk maybe it's a lazy king aurthur myth ref
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Otisburg posted:idk maybe it's a lazy king aurthur myth ref
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She was watching the movie, and then when she saw the characters needed the spear she was like "oh I'll get it"
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many johnnys posted:She was watching the movie, and then when she saw the characters needed the spear she was like "oh I'll get it" Hey what's that, by the water? Is that the script? Also I was baffled that the water sequence seemed a perfect opportunity for Aquaman to show up and save Lois, contributing in a quiet way, but no, Superman just...yeah.
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[Plinkett voice] How did you know that they needed the spear? What's that at your feet? Is that the script?! e: ^ lol
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achillesforever6 posted:Its a reference to a movie Excalibur which means Snyder is a genius who loves film, unlike those paid shills at Marvel Corp. Is it really? I'm pretty sure Lois ended up doing gently caress all and had to get saved and supes had to get the drat thing himself anyways (and also drowned) It would be different if she like emerged from the water with it like the lady of the lake
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