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i am harry posted:This is unbelievable. And yet somehow unsurprising. 
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Apr 8, 2016 15:22
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Does Sandi have an email address? I feel like it's time we politely asked her to stop putting food in front of Ben and his fat wife.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:23
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Sabreseven posted:And yet somehow unsurprising. It's also 110% fan art made from assets stripped outta the PAK files. CIG has its own brand of lovely to be sure, but this ain't it.
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i am harry posted:Does Sandi have an email address? I feel like it's time we politely asked her to stop putting food in front of Ben and his fat wife. it's thebestsaleswomanintheworldsinceiwasalittlegirl@robertspsaceindustries.com
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it's cool that sandi cares so little for the health of her co-worker that even after seeing him put on a literal hundred pounds + in a year or two that she will not only eat incredibly unhealthy treats in front of him, she will provide them, on camera. sandi, you have deeper problems than you think.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:31
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Google Butt posted:put on a literal hundred pounds + in a year or two
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Google Butt posted:it's cool that sandi cares so little for the health of her co-worker that even after seeing him put on a literal hundred pounds + in a year or two that she will not only eat incredibly unhealthy treats in front of him, she will provide them, on camera. It kinda makes you think - which is worse? Apathy: not giving a poo poo about your overweight coworkers, or any of your coworkers. or Evil: actively trying to sabotage a near-death coworker's diet. Does Sandi have a soul tainted by evil, or no soul at all?
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/325912/round-of-applause-everyone Star Shitizens are not crazy and deluded at all. 
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AP posted:In Derek I trust. Is he really the One? Is SC really a dream and an illusion? Will he bring down the CIG machines, or will SAion fall first?  Pardon my photoshop suckness MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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EightAce Collective: did you remove the "proof" you previously posted, or is it still online? Can you please answer that much at least? Anything sufficiently damning released to the public would help to turn the tide against CIG. If Chris and Sandi are as terrible people as we have been led to believe, then they deserve to fail. Derek may post things like "They're hosed. The End.", but his tendency towards incredibly bombastic rhetoric only seems to have become more exaggerated over time. He is undoubtedly invested in the outcome, as he has made it his personal crusade. As such, he may fail to take into account mitigating actions which CIG may be enacting to prevent, or at least delay, their extinction. At this point, he can't change his story with any possibility of saving face. That's why I'm appealing to you EightAce. If you have proof, even if you posted it in an alcoholic stupor, please leave it online to be found and promulgated. This is the huge story of the crowd-funded game that was too big to fail. Play your part in bringing it to light.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:37
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Sabreseven posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/325912/round-of-applause-everyone  lmbo
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Scruffpuff posted:It kinda makes you think - which is worse? Apathy: not giving a poo poo about your overweight coworkers, or any of your coworkers. or Evil: actively trying to sabotage a near-death coworker's diet. Does Sandi have a soul tainted by evil, or no soul at all? i can't tell if she's actively doing it, like out of spite. it's possible, but I also think she just isn't very smart or self aware
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Google Butt posted:it's cool that sandi cares so little for the health of her co-worker that even after seeing him put on a literal hundred pounds + in a year or two that she will not only eat incredibly unhealthy treats in front of him, she will provide them, on camera. She cares enough to demand they go back in and scrub the footage, anyway.
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Google Butt posted:i can't tell if she's actively doing it, like out of spite. it's possible, but I also think she just isn't very smart or self aware Much like star citizen proper, one cannot be sure that its state is caused by evil or by incompetence.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:44
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Chalks posted:Someone with an RSI account had better post this in reply to one of B'Tak's threads. It's awesome. Consider it done: https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...forms-in-a-ship
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Apr 8, 2016 15:51
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Sabreseven posted:Consider it done: https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...forms-in-a-ship Ah! You are LeSabre! You are doing god´s work.
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Google Butt posted:i can't tell if she's actively doing it, like out of spite. it's possible, but I also think she just isn't very smart or self aware I think she might be doing it like out of a sitcom way. As in like they want backers to be going "Haha, look at those wacky hijinks!" sort of way. It just happens to be in incredibly poor taste.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:58
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AP posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZitK7VnpaMg&t=1111s We're in the worst possible world aren't we. There is no hilarious crash coming. Neither will the game ever come out or if it does it'll be a shadow of what it should have been. Whatever happens is going to be in the most unfunny drawn out way possible and everybody loses.
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Regarde Aduck posted:We're in the worst possible world aren't we. There is no hilarious crash coming. Neither will the game ever come out or if it does it'll be a shadow of what it should have been. Whatever happens is going to be in the most unfunny drawn out way possible and everybody loses. I'm starting to suspect this more and more. Star Citizen is basically a Klingon dying of old age.
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Regarde Aduck posted:We're in the worst possible world aren't we. There is no hilarious crash coming. They have no 2.0 to launch this year, 6 months till Citizen Con, the only thing on the horizon are in-game shops and a flyable $300 fuel tanker for a game without fuel mechanics. Funding is going to tank and they have very few gimmicks left to use. I wouldn't mind seeing another Citizen Con event, the last one was hilarious.
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Caro is alive http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3771469&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Jesus Derek, what did Thandie Newton ever do to you to make you say such a horrible thing about her? Since when did an actor playing a horrid person, end up being the personification of said horrid person?
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Apr 8, 2016 16:06
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Tank Boy Ken posted:I love this video That Ron Paul sticker always makes me laugh. Christ, how can the game look so much less complete now than back when they did those trailers? I mean, bullshot marketing trailers and all but its like the idea of what squadron 42 is evaporated over the years
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Sq42 will be a bunch of badly animated and scripted cutscenes with some lovely dogfights and janky fps in copy pasted environments. SC will have a few more copy pasted systems and stations than it does currently with the same lovely dogfights and fps, you will earn credits from generic, shoot or fetch 10 bear asses missions but it will take you months of grinding to buy anything larger than a single seat fighter, CIG will continue to sell ships for cash. It will go out not with a bang but with a whimper. That is my prediction.
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Scruffpuff posted:I'm starting to suspect this more and more. Star Citizen is basically a Klingon dying of old age. It's basically bitcoin. But at least bitcoin has the halvening happening soon.
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Scruffpuff posted:I'm starting to suspect this more and more. Star Citizen is basically a Klingon dying of old age. the sound of something heavy slowly coming to a rest on the ground
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Sabreseven posted:Consider it done: https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...forms-in-a-ship That loving thread. Has B'Tak ever played a game in his life? He's scared (shocker, I know) that an attacking force will use their scanners to discover how many people are on his ship, then send a tactically appropriate force that will be able to overwhelm him and he will feel grief. In what loving world would that ever happen in a game? Let's assume, like he does, that this game exists. If you're going to board a vessel, you're going to send in everything you have, every loving time, no matter how many people are defending. This is a game - that is how gamers behave. There isn't going to be a thoughtful strategic approach like these people have been reading about in sci-fi novels, or watching on TV shows. It's gonna be BOOM BLAST SHOOT KILL STEAL every loving time - zerg fury all day every day. That's how this poo poo works, and that's how this poo poo will always work. The replies are almost as good as his original post. All of these people must have done some kind of mind-meld at some point, because they're all picturing the same contrived situation that does not exist in any form, in game or in documentation. But they're already spitballing about how it's all gonna play out, and they're trying to stay one step ahead of it. It reminds me of a coworker of mine who drove out into the Nevada desert on vacation. She brought guns and all kinds of weird poo poo, and silver, because she wanted to be ready in case of an EMP. (I am not making this up.) She had every doomsday cult scenario all played out in her head. I asked, since she was driving into the desert, if she had also thought to pack water. She hadn't.
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El Grillo posted:Thing I find confusing at the moment is, it's clear from the recent interviews with Erin, and other poor souls who are trying to make this thing actually happen, that there is a recognition amongst the higher ups of the massive engineering challenges they're trying to surmount, and of the problems so far (re-re-designing everything, star marine disaster etc.) that they have had to correct/move past. They are still rapidly expanding (4 new people at Frankfurt in the past week etc.) Derek has said all investors they approached have rejected them. Take that with the regular salt required for a Derek post.
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Scruffpuff posted:That loving thread. Has B'Tak ever played a game in his life? He's scared (shocker, I know) that an attacking force will use their scanners to discover how many people are on his ship, then send a tactically appropriate force that will be able to overwhelm him and he will feel grief. But you can buy water with silver. Duh.
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Eonwe posted:Caro is alive 
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Eonwe posted:Caro is alive I know this doesn't have anything to do with SC, but holy poo poo. I'm glad the guy isn't dead, but I don't know if spending years in a torture prison is really that much better.
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Loiosh posted:Derek has said all investors they approached have rejected them. Take that with the regular salt required for a Derek post.
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I found the best ~*~DREAMS~*~ https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4dwl44/how_to_disembark_passengers_while_they_are_offline/   
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Google Butt posted:it's cool that sandi cares so little for the health of her co-worker that even after seeing him put on a literal hundred pounds + in a year or two that she will not only eat incredibly unhealthy treats in front of him, she will provide them, on camera. troof
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Loiosh posted:Derek has said all investors they approached have rejected them. Take that with the regular salt required for a Derek post. I would assume that anyone seriously contemplating investing in this shitshow isn't going to be dropping millions of dollars based on what the marketing department shows them. "Show me what you're working on. Show me what you're finished." They're not gonna be happy with procedural planet trailers, and all that wacky front-facing horseshit CIG serves their backers. They're gonna want to see the game engine in its current state, and I believe  has summed up that experience nicely.
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Daztek posted:I found the best ~*~DREAMS~*~ These are my favorite shitizen posts because my poor brain cannot fathom how they can see the game in its current state and make the leap that anything even remotely similar to the poo poo in their heads will ever happen.
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