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Keromaru5 posted:A drug addict goes clean only to find himself in charge of a huge crisis at work I picked a hell of a day to quit taking barbiturates. airplane
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A civil war veteran pursues his son's abductor. However, his last request is denied before he is executed.
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This is a documentary about a joke. It is a joke only told by comedians to other comedians. The outline of the joke is that a man goes into an agent's office and says he has a family act. He then either acts out or describes the most obscene acts possible. The stunned agent says, "And what do you call yourselves?" and the man answers...
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A happily married man with expecting child gets his submitted artwork of a mallard accepted on the 3¢ stamp.
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BirryJoru posted:A happily married man with expecting child gets his submitted artwork of a mallard accepted on the 3¢ stamp. Fargo A political leader looking to retool his image dies in front of a live audience after the safety precautions allowing him to seemingly effortlessly perform a dangerous sporting stunt fail.
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BirryJoru posted:This is a documentary about a joke. It is a joke only told by comedians to other comedians. The outline of the joke is that a man goes into an agent's office and says he has a family act. He then either acts out or describes the most obscene acts possible. The stunned agent says, "And what do you call yourselves?" and the man answers... The aristocrats!
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Apr 8, 2016 04:27
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kizudarake posted:The aristocrats! crowoutofcontext posted:Fargo Both of you are correct!
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Apr 8, 2016 04:37
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Altered echo. (I would have gotten, Funny Games.) I suspect my previous attempts were slightly too vague but I maintain hope in you. A depressed woman loses her house after failing to open her mail. Later she steps on a nail and has sex in a motel with a racist married cop. After witnessing his dad's hanging body in the basement of his house the arrival of a new fast food chain sees that a local, autistic child who loves climbing, is employed.
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MrUnderbridge posted:the Black Hole Yes! Turdsdown Tom posted:Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit? Incorrect, has been correctly guessed as Return to Oz
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BirryJoru posted:This is a documentary about a joke. It is a joke only told by comedians to other comedians. The outline of the joke is that a man goes into an agent's office and says he has a family act. He then either acts out or describes the most obscene acts possible. The stunned agent says, "And what do you call yourselves?" and the man answers... The Duggars E: oops this is a movie thread sorry. Ehh gently caress it..I give it six months before it's a movie.
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Alucard posted:I picked a hell of a day to quit taking barbiturates. airplane I'll go ahead and answer this one, since it might be too obscure, my memory's too fuzzy, and I don't feel like hooking up my VCR to check: quote:A man drinks Dr. Pepper as a volcano erupts. Godzilla 1985 quote:A teacher is troubled by a student's drawing about her hero.
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Keith Atherton posted:Aliens fits but? Keith Atherton wins the prize! (Admittedly it was kind of a dick move since a portion of the answer was off-screen in the theatrical cut.) Still on the board, now with very large hints: A troubled veteran is attempting to start a new life and move past his trauma. He loses his cool and has a heated dispute with his old supervisor. The veteran's new life begins as part of a top-secret military project, but his war memories and the behavior of his drugged-up comrades cause him to desert. Along the way he becomes romantically involved with a reporter who rubs him down with ice cubes. A brand-new executive struggles to repair a company's public image. Forced to resolve internal politics and a hostile work environment the solution becomes to exploit a group of counter-corporate activists to destroy another executive's life work. It wasn't directed by Ridley Scott but Ridley, Scott appears in the film. There's not a single alien in the film but there is involvement by Weyland, Yutani. A rich old man on the brink of death sacrifices his entire empire in order to reconnect with his estranged family. He loses his son, and later his own life. Meanwhile one of his colleagues frets over the cost of the man's obsession while the other lashes out violently towards the family. When the old man dies, no one who cared about him was there to witness it. His family does not mourn him. Wild T fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Man is not ready to come out of the closet before he is discovered
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A king stumbles into another realm and discovers the true meaning of Christmas.
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paperchaseguy posted:A civil war veteran pursues his son's abductor. However, his last request is denied before he is executed. 3:10 to Yuma? BirryJoru posted:A king stumbles into another realm and discovers the true meaning of Christmas. The Nightmare Before Christmas?
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Wild T posted:The Nightmare Before Christmas drat right!
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Demi Moore doesn't understand that hot dogs are food. Do you listen to the Flop House? Wild T posted:A troubled veteran is attempting to start a new life and move past his trauma. He loses his cool and has a heated dispute with his old supervisor. The veteran's new life begins as part of a top-secret military project, but his war memories and the behavior of his drugged-up comrades cause him to desert. Along the way he becomes romantically involved with a reporter who rubs him down with ice cubes.
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Carol Pizzamom posted:Man is not ready to come out of the closet before he is discovered In & Out
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Carol Pizzamom posted:Man is not ready to come out of the closet before he is discovered Blue Velvet A rich, old woman reminisces on a charged sexual relationship she had as a young one. However, the relationship ended in disaster with the so-called love of her life becoming increasingly cold. crowoutofcontext fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Apr 8, 2016 08:19
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A man learns how to wield a sword very quickly, to the delight of a woman. She then deliberates over drinks before two knights ride off into battle.
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Apr 8, 2016 09:19
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Absolute Lithops posted:Nothing But Trouble Not what I had in mind, but goddamn does that also kind of works. Major hint: This character is a Cajun man with a French name. Edit: Carol Pizzamom posted:Man is not ready to come out of the closet before he is discovered Any Tom Cruise movie? Wild T fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Apr 8, 2016 09:38
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Crime boss sells missile guidance system to foreign power.
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A police officer struggles to survive after being gunned down and horribly injured by drug dealers. He's brought back from the brink of death, only to have an immoral businessman attempt to murder him yet again with his newest high-tech toy. He survives but is badly injured and almost killed yet again, this time by police.
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USAF colonel attends a fancy dinner party where he comes under criticism for his dubious business transactions and is nearly killed by a falling chandelier.
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a man assumes the identity of his dead brother, to comedic effect.
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BirryJoru posted:In & Out crowoutofcontext posted:Blue Velvet Wild T posted:Any Tom Cruise movie? Nope, I realize I was being too vague now Burn After Reading
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ScrubLeague posted:Crime boss sells missile guidance system to foreign power. The Departed
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kizudarake posted:No one even tried this. This is Phone Booth. kizudarake posted:
And this is Repo Men. Plot below. Jude law wants to get out of repoing organs, Forrest tucker wants to stay his partner. Forrest Tucker rigs Jude Law's equipment to malfunction to make Jude Law needs new heart, so that he'll have to to keep repoing to pay for it, but Jude Law gains too much empathy for the clients. Jude Law's heart goes into foreclosure, and his coworkers have to collect. it's a pretty amazing movie. Anil Dikshit fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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A visitor to a small town makes art out of scrap.
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Wild T posted:Not what I had in mind, but goddamn does that also kind of works. Wild T posted:A police officer struggles to survive after being gunned down and horribly injured by drug dealers. He's brought back from the brink of death, only to have an immoral businessman attempt to murder him yet again with his newest high-tech toy. He survives but is badly injured and almost killed yet again, this time by police. Can you flyyyy, Bobby? Absolute Lithops fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Carol Pizzamom posted:Man is not ready to come out of the closet before he is discovered e: gently caress, you already gave the answer
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A married couple sets fire to a hardware store. An FBI agent doesn't approve of the cargo on the plane he's traveling on.
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Marines visit a popular tourist destination. An FBI agent is disturbed by postmortem twitching.
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Ryoshi posted:Friends-turned-rivals reunite at the Olympics, finally forgiving each other after the younger friend embraces his inner child.
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Keromaru5 posted:A teacher is troubled by a student's drawing about her hero. The Addams Family?
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MrUnderbridge posted:Titanic yess
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An Olympic team fairs badly. Lying down on a bed is terrifying for some.
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