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I totally was scrolling GBS and misread a thread as "Breaking Bad vs. Superman." Now I'm all like thinking, what happened if it was like Breaking Bad vs. Superman, and like the key ingredient I the best meth was kryptonite. 
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wow thatd be crazy. thanks for introducing this concept to my brain
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Apr 8, 2016 18:25
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wackytown vs crazyville
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Apr 8, 2016 18:26
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Breaking Sad vs Buperman
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Apr 8, 2016 18:26
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Enfield posted:wow thatd be crazy. thanks for introducing this concept to my brain No problem! Now how about this one, what if like Superman fought Robocop?
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Apr 8, 2016 18:28
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super cop. the cop that can't be stopped.
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Apr 8, 2016 18:30
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I don't understand Where does the "vs" happen? Is walter white like lex luther or something? Why does superman give two shits about new mexico
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Apr 8, 2016 18:31
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Billy Madison vs The Thing
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Apr 8, 2016 18:32
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im going to hop into a phonebooth and smoke a bunch of meth and become superman and rip all my clothes off
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Apr 8, 2016 18:33
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what ifnt?
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Apr 8, 2016 18:35
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ROFLburger posted:I don't understand He could be, they're both bald rich white guys
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Apr 8, 2016 18:35
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farmville vs smallville
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Apr 8, 2016 18:36
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plot: breaking bad but unless youre doomsday or bats with a k-ring its a one hit ko on supes part so.... 
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Apr 8, 2016 18:37
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Also, in a match up between Robocop 1987 vs Robocop 2014, Robocop 1987 would win 
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Apr 8, 2016 18:37
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JiveHonky posted:farmville vs smallville 
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Apr 8, 2016 18:50
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How about Harry Potter vs Voldemort? Imagine that!
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Apr 8, 2016 18:51
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Mordja posted:How about Harry Potter vs Voldemort? Imagine that! Sauron vs. Hairy Potter
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Apr 8, 2016 18:52
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Sauron's Army vs Coach Ditka
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Apr 8, 2016 19:01
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yowza 
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Apr 8, 2016 19:04
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What if the downfall of superman's home planet was from smoking kryptonite
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Apr 8, 2016 19:05
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What if, what....if...uh, forget it. Wait, I remember. What if......gently caress, nevermind
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Apr 8, 2016 19:09
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do you think lois lane ever asked superman to wear a kryptonite cockring to help cut down on his "super speed"
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Apr 8, 2016 19:10
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bikesonyx posted:What if the downfall of superman's home planet was from smoking kryptonite WHoa, I wonder if that's how Batman's parents died
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Apr 8, 2016 19:11
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Too soon, Iron Crowned, too soon.
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Apr 8, 2016 19:12
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I'd like to see superman vs. Jesus personally. or is that why the second coming hasn't happened yet? you scared, JC?!
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Apr 8, 2016 19:12
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MiracleWhale posted:do you think lois lane ever asked superman to wear a kryptonite cockring to help cut down on his "super speed" only if she wanted his dick to fall off mid-coitus eeewwwwwww
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Apr 8, 2016 19:13
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:only if she wanted his dick to fall off mid-coitus eeewwwwwww Superman is an alien anyway, who says he has human sexual organs?
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Iron Crowned posted:WHoa, I wonder if that's how Batman's parents died batman's mom died when a pearl necklace went tragically wrong
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Apr 8, 2016 19:13
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:only if she wanted his dick to fall off mid-coitus eeewwwwwww you have to admit it'd make a pretty good souvenir
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Apr 8, 2016 19:15
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i thought bamans parents died from bad streetmeat poisoning from a korean fusion taco truck
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Apr 8, 2016 19:17
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Laurenz posted:super cop. the cop that can't be stopped. JACKIE CHAN???!?!?
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Apr 8, 2016 19:17
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Planet of the Subway Sandwiches, hitting theaters this summer!
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:only if she wanted his dick to fall off mid-coitus eeewwwwwww
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Apr 8, 2016 20:01
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So superman would feel like superman but would simultaneously not have any of his superpowers. Mind blown. And all those guys from breaking bad would just rape the poo poo out of him, high on meth. But then they can't ever run out of meth because superman would get his superpowers back. But he wouldn't really feel like superman. Not until he got some more meth. Man that's hosed up. 
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Apr 8, 2016 20:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:But he wouldn't really feel like superman. Not until he got some more meth. Man that's hosed up. ain't that just the human condition in a nutshell
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Apr 8, 2016 20:21
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Bateman vs Superman
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Apr 8, 2016 20:22
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Billy Madison vs The Thing The Thing vs. The Body Snatchers - it's like the chicken and the egg. Which one is the REAL one? Mind = blown. ed: I didn't realize how mind blowing this thread really is.
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Apr 8, 2016 20:24
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Apr 8, 2016 20:25
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Ivan Yurkinov posted:The Thing vs. The Body Snatchers - it's like the chicken and the egg. Which one is the REAL one? Mind = blown. thhe 78 body snatchers with jeffy goldblum and donald sutherland is my fav movie of all time. i mean my god thate nding
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JiveHonky posted:starbucks vs coffee bean and tea leaf at the end the Starbucks lady is impaled on a razor sharp tea leaf while choking the coffee bean monster to death with her tentacles and their bodies slump together in an eternal death embrace audience gives a standing ovation, tears dripping down their smiling faces
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