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Nigmaetcetera posted:Hey Caro if you're reading this I just wanted to let you know that we're still listening in on everything you say and do, and we'll put you right back in there if you continue trying to expose our activities. Thread is goldmine of this on the ground floor people.
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Other Barry posted:nice to see the secretary of state save a goon for a change
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:The CIA operative followed the jailer down the steps, gagging on the dank fetid air. From dark corridors he could hear groaning and whispered prayers. "Here he is," said the jailer, indicating the skeletal form chained to the wall. The CIA operative leaned forward and turned the figure's face to the light.
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goose fleet posted:These are the sacrifices that we must make as a civilization to get rid of the possibility of those times when you're sitting there trying to lay a log in the toilet and someone comes in and starts styling themselves in front of the mirror and you're just holding it in and clenching and biting your lip and begging silently for them to leave and then they get a phonecall and your face starts going red from the exertion and they're just yapping and yapping and they make some snide comment about "haha yeah there's someone trying to take a dump in the bathroom omg lol" and they're giggling about it and you feel like your bowel movement is about to become a bowel revolution and then this person just strolls on by and instead of picking a far-off stall they pick the one right next to you and plop themselves right down and let off a few courtesy coughs that then turn into courtesy farts as they expect you to leave the bathroom first instead of them even though you were there in the first place so you stand up and you try to shuffle out of the stall with your legs tightly together to hold back the oncoming volcano and that's when the person suddenly leaves their stall and they make eye contact with you and assert their dominance and they have won and you have lost and as you start to tear up you lose control of yourself and start sharting all over the tiled bathroom walls and they're just laughing and uploading awkward shots of you to Instagram
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 03:27 |
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I'm the gender-neutral language in a story only conceivable in a ladies' room.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I'm the gender-neutral language in a story only conceivable in a ladies' room. I'm the dude in the ladies' room appreciating the linguistic inclusion.
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I'm the fucko posting my fav quotes in the fav quotes tread:Mezzanine posted:Not nearly as traumatising as that story book with the big kiss from "Auntie Sphincter-mouth", which I prefer not to GIS at the moment as I have just eaten. whiteyfats posted:... What? Anosmoman posted:Don't be coy. We all have a sphincter aunt.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:28 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:In this case it's like seeing the sort of person who eats nothing but pizza talk about how wonderful it is, and you note how the person is greasy, smells of fetid cheese and flatulence, is covered with acne, and is rippling with folds from which leak inexplicable sludge. You realize that if this person eats nothing but pizza, then you become repelled by the thought of pizza because of what it would do to you. And then you decide to learn more about pizza, and you see that it is made of ingredients you do not enjoy, such as terrible 8-bit pepperoni, ear-grating chiptune crust, and twee-as-gently caress mozzarella. And when you decide not to bother with it, the same greasy pizza-freaks who won't shut up about it look at you and scream shrilly, "HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT IF YOU WON'T TRY IT?!" to which all you can do is sigh and try to post something else as you put them on ignore.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:13 |
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Screaming idiot throwing a kindergarten baby tantrum over other people daring to enjoy and talk about mega man video games he doesn't like around him. Sigh.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Yes, I'm the bitter malcontent because I don't jerk off to children's cartoons and boring games painfully squeezed from the suppurating and distended anus of Tumblr's finest hacks. I will shed a gin-scented tear as I look up to a picture of a Homestuck troll having sex with a pony while Sonic masturbates behind the bushes, and realize I love the Crystal Gems.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 16:29 |
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Screaming Idiot wants so badly to be a writer you can practically hear the rejected query letters under his every overwrought analogy.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 16:51 |
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It took me a minute to realize that is the actual username and not a nickname everyone agreed to call the poster.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 20:02 |
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It's actually both
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 01:30 |
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Old quotes but new to me no they will not posted:Suicide Squad squad is so dark that director David Ayer brought a cop on set, according to Slipnot actor Adam Beach. "David [Ayer] is about realism," he told E! News. "He wants you to genuinely get into that character's mindset, and take on their mannerisms - essentially "acting" like them. It was a real worry that Jared [Leto] would actually turn into that infamous crime bastard we all know as the Joker; so David [Ayer] brought a cop in. If Jared [Leto] becomes the Joker, he won't get far before being arrested." Skylark posted:Still in-character as the Joker, Leto invited the director back to his hotel after shooting one day to show him the disturbing flash animation "Salad Fingers" on his laptop. Darley-Wilkinson posted:Dave_Ayer_3 [14:03:11] its such a sweet game Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Apr 10, 2016 |
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infrateal posted:in world war I primitive tanks carried bundles of sticks on the front of their hulls which they dropped into trenches so they could cross them and the term for these objects is "fascines" but they could also be termed "enormous faggots" and basically if a wwI tank ever goes to mars and needs to cross the Valles Marineris it should strap you to the front of its hull infrateal posted:speaking of advertisements for casual encounters, remember that time you wore a GLOMP ME shirt to an anime convention and walked around all day inside an impregnable bubble of personal space infrateal posted:when curtis lemay ordered his b-29s to switch tactics from precision daylight bombing with concussion bombs to nightime carpetbombing with leaflets bearing heebie-gbs posts the crews mutinied, claiming the order represented "soulless, vacuous depravity." only after he changed the munitions loadout to white phosphorous and napalm did they obey orders
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these were originally random posts from some byob thread, i copied a bunch of posts into notepad and edited them into chronological order and they become a coherent narrative, like a lost chapter of genesis or a pretty good movie script.. quote:god making the earth: i like it really gross. thats what im into now quote:god: look at this. i made this, this planet, this Earth, it's magnificent. beautiful. perfect. ...too perfect. quote:god: dude check this out *holds lamprey up to angel's face* quote:god: ok, four arms is enough, i'll call it a quadropus. quote:god: this is fun and all, but how can i make it grosser quote:Angel: God, everyone loves your dinosaurs! the Triassic, the Jurassic! And then you managed to top even that with the Cretaceous! you knocked it out of the park! Everyone can hardly wait to see what you're going to do next! quote:angel: hey we've been working on the design for the first human i got all the sketches and blueprints and stuff and tzazomatiel next door has a clay sculpture as a model if you want to go take a look quote:angel: my arms are perfect. they come to the shoulder but dont stop there quote:lucifer, light bearer, the morningstar: so, bottom half of the body... the hands worked out real good, im thinking we just do them again quote:angel: wow that's really good. really really good. it's perfect quote:god: ok you know how we have this perfected human form, all one contiguous thing, whole and perfect, animated by its own will alone quote:god: hair. i'm going to put hair on everything. armpits, monkeys, kiwis, japanese ghosts, everything. hair. quote:God: ...so I figured they can just absorb the essence of other life forms for sustenance like we do! quote:god: lets have them just shoot goo into a hole that is also filled with goo. quote:God: *studies Mars with a puzzled look on His face, stroking his beard* quote:god [excited]: i made this! quote:god: and guess what else quote:god: hey lucy check this out its a dung beetle! it eats poo poo! quote:god: and if some of them like dookie stuff, whatever... don't tell me you've never wanted to experiment... quote:God: drat, volcanos are awesome. i really knocked it out of the park with that one. quote:God: So I was looking at eyeballs and I thought, 'Isn't it weird that nothing eats people's eyeballs?' So I started some sketches, and, turns out there's a lot of great designs for that. Like tons. *picks up magical heaven manilla folder, spills thousands of designs on desk* quote:god: *makes elves and wizards* quote:God: Hey Abraham go kill your kid in my name. quote:priest: god hates it in the rear end. dont even think about it quote:god [in workshop]: almost done with this hitler guy heh heh *tokes on a big j and passes it to an angel* quote:god: *helps a boxer punch harder*
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i love those so much
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:i love those so much They're gold
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fyad discusses http://www.qwantz.com/apologies/comics/laika3.gifquote:irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far quote:the dog was certainly scared as hell and probably making GBS threads + pissing during launch so it was a dog corpse covered in fecal matter quote:the dog that got cooked to death in space is memorialized with a statue in moscow, commemorating the millions of dollars and man hours used to murder a stray dog in an elaborate way quote:after laika the russians killed two more dogs in space by blowing them up with remote explosive charges, lol quote:i hope i'm alive the next time we as a species collectively dedicate that much effort and manpower and technological innovation towards executing an animal, maybe like dunking a sheep into a black hole or something quote:im going to gently caress a beautiful rare bird to death while in the void of space where no one can be prosecuted Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 06:26 on Apr 10, 2016 |
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:Is this a real question? Because the ones from that crazy game about spiders that use naked torsos to lure victims has nicely sculpted breasts for days. Especially on the breast slug monsters made of breasts attended by unclothed nubile maidens--many of whom are killed while rearing the creature's young.
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quote:Is this for the weirdly passionate defense of erotic tabletop miniatures, the idea that gaming stores should add showers to help people get their dicks wet, or the rules for strip-Warhammer?
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Isn't TheCosmicMuffet the same dude who had an elaborate rant in the old low carb thread about how all doctors are lovely hacks and you should shop around for one that's going to rubber-stamp your cheese-and-beef-tallow diet, along with many other nigh-word-salad low-carb posts?
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Antivehicular posted:Isn't TheCosmicMuffet the same dude who had an elaborate rant in the old low carb thread about how all doctors are lovely hacks and you should shop around for one that's going to rubber-stamp your cheese-and-beef-tallow diet, along with many other nigh-word-salad low-carb posts? TheCosmicMuffet posted:Really? Are you loving serious?
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:That's right guys! I know it's hard to believe but not only does this unnecessarily complicate something straight forward--everybody just gets better with higher level gear, and there's no choices to be made there, really--it *also* is so simple that it doesn't make you or me or anybody else clever for figuring it out! So it's a weird little complication that can lead to frustration and has 0 payoff! miscellaneous14 posted:There are a lot of things I don't like about this game (bad endgame progression structure, wonky PvP mechanics, etc), but one of the few things that actually made me go "hey, that's pretty smart" was doing one primary stat for each class so there's as little of that "Death Knight stacking agility because I WANNA GO FAST" bullshit. You'll still get the dummies who need on the wrong stuff, but they're few and far between. TheCosmicMuffet posted:Ok... I guess design isn't straight forward so let me walk through why this is weird.
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I have no words.
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Good Christ in heaven there is no way I'm reading all of that, but it started out sperging about dnd and ended with a twelve dicked wookie so that seems about par for the course.
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Healthcare thread has been playing vidi gamesVelociBacon posted:I'm running Valley of the Family Meeting today. Hoping to get a set piece Order for Palliation but we've been running this raid for a week now with no progress so we'll probably just lower the difficulty and farm DNR materials. 1stGear posted:Ugh, that raid is such garbage. Half the time the MPOA boss just spams it's Refusal To Accept Mortality ability and your group insta-wipes. Demora posted:You gotta load up on Charisma or at least have a shitload of Stamina potions.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:
because he took them all?
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Nastyman posted:Good Christ in heaven there is no way I'm reading all of that, but it started out sperging about dnd and ended with a twelve dicked wookie so that's seems about par for the course. It is the same guy a few posts up who wanted weird sexy war hammer poo poo.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:
It's super weird, he's saying accurate things about MMO systems and how they work and why they're set up that way, but each part is a compete independent thought with no linkage between them, it's just every thought he's ever had about MMOs dumped into one post followed by a creepy sex thing.
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It's genius.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc
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many johnnys posted:Superman, bloodied on the ground: Help... Bort...
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atomicthumbs posted:A startup is a tech company that deals with apps in some manner. Tayter Swift posted:oh okay like these guys then maniacdevnull posted:They sure are disrupting the employer/employee medical relationship Tayter Swift posted:WONTFIX: CANNOT REPRODUCE
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Benny D posted:He's at the chest. He'll use the iframes
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Gonzo McFee posted:It turns out that the English are 75% pure shite mate. baka kaba posted:Oh sweet, did they say what's responsible for the drop?
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mdm posted:everyone has an imaginary gender not sure where that if comes from Maoist Pussy posted:Gender meaning sex. mdm posted:which ones are the imaginary sexes? RideTheSpiral posted:the ones you are having
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Regarding getting busted for weed in the NBADynamite Dog posted:They also mentioned during the Larry Sanders deal that the first three infractions just get you a private conversation. If you hear of someone getting busted for it that has to be #4 at least. Faxanadu posted:Infractions 1 and 2 just get you Adam silver daps and a "blaze up, playa, lmao"
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Someone linked to possible spoilers in the Star Wars Episode 8 threadToph Bei Fong posted:
Empress Theonora posted:It's like pottery, it rimes.
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theflyingexecutive posted:what's the tokin ratio in your field trig? Trig Discipline posted:i had no idea what that was until just now theflyingexecutive posted:nah, like ratio of people who toke Trig Discipline posted:lol it's an actual linguistics thing apparently (but it's token ratio) theflyingexecutive posted:lol I was making up a term to simulate how many terms are made up in your field and unknowingly ended up using a term that describes making up terms
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