Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Samizdata: May 14, 2007

trucutru posted:

Derek, I'm gonna be honest. As it currently stands nobody except perhaps Loiosh ('cause he's a nice guy) is going to believe you predicted any sort of E.L.E. event. The reason behind this is that you have not predicted poo poo: anything big that happens could be the E.L.E, anything! And as soon as it happens you'll jump into the thread and say "told you so!" and then we'll say "bullshit, Dr. Smart, bullshit".

Like, you use PGP, right? Then send beer (or anybody but octopode, who has access to the best NSA poo poo) an encrypted e-mail with an actual prediction. Then, if/when that happens you can give him the key to decrypt it and then you can descend on the thread from Valhalla, all shiny and chrome, with the biggest in history.

Well, I have cryptoware installed and will volunteer myself if someone is needed that isn't so publicly tied to this whole thing.

EDIT: Catte Snype

Samizdata fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Apr 9, 2016

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:19

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:15

moveable shape: Oct 18, 2015

Yeah and a 7 day probation in this fuckin thread :wtf:

The "ill kill that bitch" post was in the context of Sandi/CIG going after bootcha legally for talking openly about the project. It wasn't wildly out of line but kinda cringey

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:20

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
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moveable shape posted:

Yeah and a 7 day probation in this fuckin thread

The "ill kill that bitch" post was in the context of Sandi/CIG going after bootcha legally for talking openly about the project. It wasn't wildly out of line but kinda cringey

Yeah that was my view. If only all the "ben is fat lol" and "sandi is old/ugly lol" was as taboo

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:24

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Turd Burglar posted:

Honestly at that point just point and laugh at the guy whenever you see him. Who the gently caress cares about pride when you're about to be homeless.

And it will be SO easy to play SC with no electricity.

And no internet connection.

And after some guy in an alley just shanked you for the desktop you were carrying around.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:24

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

Screams eeeEEE posted:

Yeah that was my view. If only all the "ben is fat lol" and "sandi is old/ugly lol" was as taboo

Part of sandi's malignance is her vanity and narcissism though so in my view that's perfectly fine.

ALso ben is a prick who shamelessly fleeces mentally ill people of their money.

gently caress em, if they wanted to be treated right they could have done something else.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:26

ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

Meridian posted:

Nobody liked my pure imagination link? I thought it was perfect. D:

if it makes you feel better i watched it all... love that song! thanks!

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:26

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Sunswipe posted:

I think we'd be able to work together to bring grief to B'tak. Maybe even concoct scenarios that lull him into a false sense of security to cause more grief when the B'tak Griefers descend in force.

Mayyyyyyyybe. I suspect it would depends on how long it took him to get to the ambush and how bored we were up to that point.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:32

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
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hakimashou posted:

Part of sandi's malignance is her vanity and narcissism though so in my view that's perfectly fine.

ALso ben is a prick who shamelessly fleeces mentally ill people of their money.

gently caress em, if they wanted to be treated right they could have done something else.

Yeah but weight/looks aren't bad in and of themselves, so wielding them as insults seems kind of shameful imo.

WHATEVER. I'll just cover my eyes when I come upon posts that scare me.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:34

ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

A Neurotic Jew posted:

https://twitter.com/discolando/status/718580576123379712

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:35

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

runsamok posted:

The Idris itself is reportedly landable on its own, even laden with one's capacious flotilla.

But there's NO WINGS! MY FIDELITOUS IMMERSION!

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:36

Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

ZenMaster posted:

jesus christ yes.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:38

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Ash1138 posted:

so can we romance her in squadron 42 or not

I suppose you can, but WHOOPS! Surprise blue on blue! Sorry, my trigger finger slipped.

And I accidentally launched BOTH racks of missiles too. DOH!

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:38

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

ZenMaster posted:

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:39

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Iglocska posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qiLp_j0TH8

I am dying no wait, dead. :rip:

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:39

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The best kind of electricity

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:40

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

hakimashou posted:

Part of sandi's malignance is her vanity and narcissism though so in my view that's perfectly fine.

ALso ben is a prick who shamelessly fleeces mentally ill people of their money.

gently caress em, if they wanted to be treated right they could have done something else.

Number one - The only ugliness Sandi has I have mentioned was inside her.

Number two - NO ONE forced Ben to overeat that much. As a stout lad, I know this.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:47

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Screams eeeEEE posted:

Yeah but weight/looks aren't bad in and of themselves, so wielding them as insults seems kind of shameful imo.

WHATEVER. I'll just cover my eyes when I come upon posts that scare me.

WARNING! B'tak ALT DETECTED!

WARNING! B'tak ALT DETECTED!

(I only tease out of love, you know.)

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:48

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:48

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Wikkheiser posted:

And this is why Paint will always beat Photoshop.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:50

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Screams eeeEEE posted:

Yeah that was my view. If only all the "ben is fat lol" and "sandi is old/ugly lol" was as taboo

I'm really sorry you're fat, old, and ugly, but it isn't personal.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:52

Tortolia: Dec 29, 2005; Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008; Grimey Drawer

ZenMaster posted:

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:56

Magnaflux: Jun 28, 2007

Wikkheiser posted:

This rules !

# ? Apr 9, 2016 06:58

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
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i am harry posted:

I'm really sorry you're fat, old, and ugly, but it isn't personal.

HEY man I may also be half Ben half Sandi but I still have feelings!

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:01

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Screams eeeEEE posted:

HEY man I may also be half Ben half Sandi but I still have feelings!

half ben is still more than enough

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:03

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Samizdata posted:

Man, Alexis can really smell the blood in the water at this point, methinks. And she appears to be getting closer and closer to snapping.

Considering where she's sitting it might just be a portion of Ben's body, or very plausibly her own. I've spent much time next to fat people and they generally have an area or two that doesn't get too much attention in the shower if you know what I mean.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:03

moveable shape: Oct 18, 2015

i am harry posted:

Considering where she's sitting it might just be a portion of Ben's body, or very plausibly her own. I've spent much time next to fat people and they generally have an area or two that doesn't get too much attention in the shower if you know what I mean.

8Ace confirmed Ben smells good, exactly as predicted in Derek's blog

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:11

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

What, every square inch of him?

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:15

RearmingStrafbomber: Jan 29, 2009; 1-1-2029, tonight the stars are shining bright

Screams eeeEEE posted:

I thought was just joking around and her joke fell a little flat. I'll never understand what all the fuss was about.

We wondered what a :fuzzknot:

emote could mean.

It came to mean 'psychotic, rabid, potentially violent, and self-destructive'.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:16

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Morale is low at CIG hrrrrm?

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:21

1500: Nov 3, 2015; Give me all your crackers

ZenMaster posted:

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:28

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

if fuzzknot wasnt a woman, she wouldnt have been banned

but it led to that loser bootcha leaving; who give s a gently caress about gonndetyada or whatves

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:47

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Madcosby posted:

if fuzzknot wasnt a woman, she wouldnt have been banned

I agree.

wait,

:same:

# ? Apr 9, 2016 07:50

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Wikkheiser posted:

I'm glad of it

# ? Apr 9, 2016 08:03

Haskell9: Sep 23, 2008; post it live; The Great Twist

Madcosby posted:

if fuzzknot wasnt a woman, she wouldnt have been banned

but it led to that loser bootcha leaving; who give s a gently caress about gonndetyada or whatves

You're pissing on thing just to piss on things. Done it myself, no hate.

# ? Apr 9, 2016 08:05

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
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RearmingStrafbomber posted:

We wondered what a emote could mean.

It came to mean 'psychotic, rabid, potentially violent, and self-destructive'.

That.... seems a bit over the top. And mongooses seem pretty rad too

# ? Apr 9, 2016 08:15

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

i am harry posted:

Considering where she's sitting it might just be a portion of Ben's body, or very plausibly her own. I've spent much time next to fat people and they generally have an area or two that doesn't get too much attention in the shower if you know what I mean.

Ben cannot reach 85% of his body

# ? Apr 9, 2016 08:15