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Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
And then Namco copied it like 20 years later.


Lightguns totally fit here anyway.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Elliotw2 posted:

Lightguns totally fit here anyway.

Lightguns, you say?


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Wanamingo posted:

Lightguns, you say?




I have one....It sucks.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
The Super Scope and the Guncon 3 are interesting, since they're the only home lightguns I can think of that use an IR sensor instead of purely relying on the screen refresh/brightness. The Guncon 3 obviously used this since it was meant for HDTVs, but the Super Scope is odd since it still needs the screen flash.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Wanamingo posted:

Lightguns, you say?



I had one, got it at a thrift store for like $5. Sadly, it didn't come with the one game that worked with it, so I sold it for $50 on eBay without ever trying it out.


This thing's fuckin' sweet and is everything that gun wanted to be (i.e., as close to the real thing as possible).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3UCBycRw60

Hilariously obsolete: Of course the Model M is the god-tier desktop keyboard, and the Thinkpad nipple is best built-in mouse solution (trackpads IME are universally crap), so why not combine the two?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rHOAX4FlB4

Oh right, if you've got a big enough desk for an M, you've probably got plenty of room for a standalone mouse.

Though it'd be perfect for the portable desktop PC build I've been considering (desktop guts, LCD monitor,and real keyboard built into a briefcase -- I spend more time at hotels than home, so my computer needs to be portable, but I only use it at my desk either way, so I don't really need a laptop. OTOH, I guess that idea's obsolete -- made sense back when LCDs first got cheap and laptops were still significantly less powerful than desktops, but now a $600 lappy is a desktop replacement for all but the newest high-end gaming.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

bring back old gbs posted:

uhh....the lcd screen is made of ..like wood.

the feet are spikes. also wood.

Amateur. :colbert:

All modern electronics suffer from resonant interference, since their operating frequencies induce out-of-phase voltage spikes in nearby conductive materials that can electromagnetically couple to the signalling pathways and raise to levels that will cause delays and jitter or even flipped bits and noise in the signal. Our patent pending inductance shielding uses carefully placed metal resonance dampeners with a shape scientifically proven to reduce eddy currents, and each unit is handtuned by fastening the dampeners at precisely calibrated distances and angles with a magnetically transparent fastening substance. Since corrosion could adversely affect its precise tuning, each dampener is protected with an impervious metal coating, precisely applied and accounted for during installation. The unit is housed in a non-conductive casing that will not interfere with the sensitive electrodynamic properties of the tuned system.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Mr.Radar posted:

My favorite LGR Oddware episode is the Demon Destroyer Gunn (yes, it's spelled that way), quite possibly the least-ergonomic game controller ever created:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO89FPclQjk

Yea seriously, what a weird idea. I can see the general idea and with old school FPS like Wolfenstien it could work fine because the controls are very simple, but your thumb would cramp up in an instant with that weird hat.

I never understood why Nintendo went with this weird awkward bazooka thing for the SNES gun when the zapper was basically the idea design, its a gun, plain and simple. If the improved tech was larger, just make it bigger, not complete change around how it worked and moved the trigger to an uncomfortable position.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Delivery McGee posted:

the one game that worked with it

IIRC, there were more than half a dozen games that supported it. Battle Clash was actually really cool--you could specifically target the arms and legs of your opponents and destroy them, which changed their abilities and strategies. That is, if you could ever get the goddamn Super Scope calibrated correctly :argh:

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
Bring back the Magnavox Odyssey's rifle. I'm sure it'd be fine when kids inevitably took it in to show off at school, right?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Or Nintendo's other rifle:



quote:

The Multi-Purpose Arcade Combat Simulator (or M.A.C.S.), was a shooting simulator developed for the U.S. Army as a cheap way to train shooting skills. It was a bit of a mystery until a couple of years ago when the rifle and and carts became available through Ebay. Thanks to 98PaceCar for the pictures!

http://www.snescentral.com/article.php?id=0901

I want'ed it so bad. I remember seeing one on ebay about 8 years ago and it was over $500 and still had active bidders.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

IIRC, there were more than half a dozen games that supported it.

quote:

Battle Clash
Bazooka Blitzkrieg
The Hunt for Red October (used for bonus games)
Lamborghini American Challenge (features a Super Scope-exclusive mode)
Lemmings 2: The Tribes (for calibration: quickly aim at the crosshair when the game starts)
Metal Combat: Falcon's Revenge
Operation Thunderbolt
Super Scope 6 (bundled with the hardware)
T2: The Arcade Game
Tin Star
X-Zone
Yoshi's Safari

The only support Lemmings 2 had for it was that you could shoot your lemmings.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Computer viking posted:

Amateur. :colbert:

All modern electronics suffer from resonant interference, since their operating frequencies induce out-of-phase voltage spikes in nearby conductive materials that can electromagnetically couple to the signalling pathways and raise to levels that will cause delays and jitter or even flipped bits and noise in the signal. Our patent pending inductance shielding uses carefully placed metal resonance dampeners with a shape scientifically proven to reduce eddy currents, and each unit is handtuned by fastening the dampeners at precisely calibrated distances and angles with a magnetically transparent fastening substance. Since corrosion could adversely affect its precise tuning, each dampener is protected with an impervious metal coating, precisely applied and accounted for during installation. The unit is housed in a non-conductive casing that will not interfere with the sensitive electrodynamic properties of the tuned system.

If you didn't straight copy that from somewhere you should really get into the audiophile woo business.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Wanamingo posted:

The only support Lemmings 2 had for it was that you could shoot your lemmings.

Really? I would have sworn that you could use the Super Scope like a mouse.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

monolithburger posted:

If you didn't straight copy that from somewhere you should really get into the audiophile woo business.

He didn't even mention crystal resonance dynamics or lost bits!

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Humphreys posted:

I want'ed it so bad. I remember seeing one on ebay about 8 years ago and it was over $500 and still had active bidders.

I don't think you really get how much money serious Nintendo collectors are willing to spend. I've seen NiB Virtual Boys go for 500.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Arsenic Lupin posted:

What kind of work do you do? Sounds cool.
I do A/V for a university, and as an IT- type job that means massive scope creep and everything audible or visible is my job. When we had a big budget surplus (the joys of appropriations-style budgeting include "use it or lose it" end-of-year budgeting mean I occasionally get to splurge on new gadgets like the tablet if it helps me do things more efficiently.

Buttcoin purse posted:

Like this happened every time you turned on your PC? When a black cat walked past?
Whenever I did something graphically intensive like video editing or watching a Youtube video.

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo

Humphreys posted:

Or Nintendo's other rifle:




http://www.snescentral.com/article.php?id=0901

I want'ed it so bad. I remember seeing one on ebay about 8 years ago and it was over $500 and still had active bidders.

gently caress, man. For that you could BUILD a pretty decent AR-15. It won't work with video games, but it WILL still shoot your television.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Exit Strategy posted:

gently caress, man. For that you could BUILD a pretty decent AR-15. It won't work with video games, but it WILL still shoot your television.

And really, isn't TV destruction what light gun games are all about? Or at least, it's what Wii Sports was about.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Keiya posted:

He didn't even mention crystal resonance dynamics or lost bits!

Nothing about wood or "oxygen-free" anything either, though at least I forced in something about jitter. And yeah, I have idly considered a career selling audiophile junk - hasn't everyone?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

twistedmentat posted:

Yea seriously, what a weird idea. I can see the general idea and with old school FPS like Wolfenstien it could work fine because the controls are very simple, but your thumb would cramp up in an instant with that weird hat.

I never understood why Nintendo went with this weird awkward bazooka thing for the SNES gun when the zapper was basically the idea design, its a gun, plain and simple. If the improved tech was larger, just make it bigger, not complete change around how it worked and moved the trigger to an uncomfortable position.
I half remember something about the zapper being too gun-shaped and they wanted to use a more abstract shape? Like either so the police don't mistake a zapper for a gun or just so kids don't get used to using guns. (Remember, it's the company that doesn't do online voice chat, and who knows, maybe they're on to something.)

sidenote: when the Wii controller wasn't yet announced there were all kinds of rumours and mockups and I think one jokey one was just a zapper with an analog stick at the back. Glad to see someone took that as inspiration.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Computer viking posted:

Nothing about wood or "oxygen-free" anything either, though at least I forced in something about jitter. And yeah, I have idly considered a career selling audiophile junk - hasn't everyone?

I would call it 'Goon-scape Audiophilia'

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

My Lovely Horse posted:

I half remember something about the zapper being too gun-shaped and they wanted to use a more abstract shape? Like either so the police don't mistake a zapper for a gun or just so kids don't get used to using guns. (Remember, it's the company that doesn't do online voice chat, and who knows, maybe they're on to something.)

sidenote: when the Wii controller wasn't yet announced there were all kinds of rumours and mockups and I think one jokey one was just a zapper with an analog stick at the back. Glad to see someone took that as inspiration.

And yet the Super Scope was the light gun that was brought into a congressional hearing about video game violence.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

IIRC, there were more than half a dozen games that supported it. Battle Clash was actually really cool--you could specifically target the arms and legs of your opponents and destroy them, which changed their abilities and strategies. That is, if you could ever get the goddamn Super Scope calibrated correctly :argh:

Fair enough. The game that came with it was no longer in the box when I got it, and gently caress trying to track down a copy of one of the few that worked with it (keep in mind I got the thing around 2007).

Humphreys posted:

Or Nintendo's other rifle:




http://www.snescentral.com/article.php?id=0901

I want'ed it so bad. I remember seeing one on ebay about 8 years ago and it was over $500 and still had active bidders.
So they sold a SNES port of Duck Hunt to the US Army? Neat.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
Light guns no longer being practical is the worst thing about moving away from CRTs. The wii sensor bar solution works well enough for most things, but it doesn't handle different TV sizes as elegantly.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


The PS Move was/is accurate as gently caress. Archery in Sports Champions was so intuitive.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Yeah the PS Move is surprisingly good, just with entirely understandable negative PR.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

AlphaKretin posted:

Yeah the PS Move is surprisingly good, just with entirely understandable negative PR.

I think it also suffered a lot from the Kinect being so overhyped, too. Sony's motion controls were seen as just a Wii ripoff on one hand and inferior to the hands-free Kinect on the other.

Despite that, the few times I ever had a chance to play with Move stuff I found myself really liking it more than the Wii or Kinect.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


AlphaKretin posted:

Yeah the PS Move is surprisingly good, just with entirely understandable negative PR.

I might have to give it a chance, I have had it since it was released but couldn't be hosed getting any games other than the pack in demos.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Only game I "got" for it was the ports of the resident evil light gun shooters from the wii because those were for ps plus.
I don't think it really had any must plays which is a shame.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Whatever happened to colour e-ink?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

wayne curr posted:

Whatever happened to colour e-ink?

I think a combination of the tech not panning out and the rise of multifunction tablets with acceptable LCD screens.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

RagnarokAngel posted:

I don't think it really had any must plays which is a shame.

I think that's sort of the same for the Kinect, too. About the only 'must have' on the Kinect is, "Hey, the voice controls work pretty well." I think.

That seems to be all I ever hear people with Kinects say, at least.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Yeah "xbox on, xbox watch tv" is pretty sweet when it powers up everything else in the home theater chain.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

SLOSifl posted:

The PS Move was/is accurate as gently caress. Archery in Sports Champions was so intuitive.
The Table Tennis in 1 and Tennis in 2 were pretty drat amazing.
You can actually topspin and slice your shots/serves if you know how to actually perform those shots.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

JediTalentAgent posted:

I think that's sort of the same for the Kinect, too. About the only 'must have' on the Kinect is, "Hey, the voice controls work pretty well." I think.

That seems to be all I ever hear people with Kinects say, at least.

It's laughably bad if you've got any sort of accent - like, say, a Norwegian one - and they never did get around to adding Norwegian voice input. Oh, and to be allowed to use the English voice input you have to set the console region to an English-speaking country, but then it locks out random parts of your games library because your version isn't available in that region, and you need a payment card registered in that region to use the store.

Oh yeah, and the camera auto-login never did recognise the boyfriend (who uses the Xbox the most), but it certainly insisted that chairs and pillows were other people.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Computer viking posted:

It's laughably bad if you've got any sort of accent - like, say, a Norwegian one - and they never did get around to adding Norwegian voice input. Oh, and to be allowed to use the English voice input you have to set the console region to an English-speaking country, but then it locks out random parts of your games library because your version isn't available in that region, and you need a payment card registered in that region to use the store.


This is sort of where Apples Siri is now. Speaking english with a danish accent rarely works.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



To be fair, it seems like it's only been in the last couple years that voice recognition picks up a flat American accent with any degree of accuracy

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Platystemon posted:

I think a combination of the tech not panning out and the rise of multifunction tablets with acceptable LCD screens.

Depressing to think that a technology could become obsolete before it finished development, especially when it's mostly the sheep effect. e-ink readers have better battery life and are easier on the eyes for long periods of reading, so they should certainly have a niche.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Keiya posted:

Light guns no longer being practical is the worst thing about moving away from CRTs. The wii sensor bar solution works well enough for most things, but it doesn't handle different TV sizes as elegantly.

Yeah, CRT light guns are about as good as you can get for accuracy. Although, Wii Remote lightgun games that support calibration (i.e. stand at shooting distance, then shoot at one corner, then shoot at the opposite corner) can compensate for different screen sizes well enough.

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Speaking of light guns and obsolete, here's some head tracking tech that was basically rendered moot by the new wave of VR headsets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw&t=150s

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