Walking outside at evening after a rain and there are snails on the ground

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Its really hard at night time because you cant see the snails

# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:05

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

you need to feel the snails

with your soul

# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

or just listen for the snail song, that melodious effervescent chorus of snails singing that echoes through the midsummer air

# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

you need to feel the snails

with your soul

Not with the bottom of your shoe. I always feel awful when it's dark and I step on a snail.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:09

Gazpacho: by Fluffdaddy

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Not with the bottom of your shoe. I always feel awful when it's dark and I step on a snail.

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# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:19

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Casio_knight posted:

please never tap on the side of a snails shell to get their attention

the only proper snail tap is the one at the bar

# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:28

smoobles

collect the snails = snail soup for dinner!

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# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

smoobles posted:

collect the snails = snail soup for dinner!

No no no. if you absolutely must collect a snail, at least let him live in a jar with sticks and leaves in it and then let him go later

# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:51

smoobles

what if you live in an area where snails are overpopulated, and in season?

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# ? Aug 29, 2015 20:12

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

bunch of psychopaths in this thread wantonly murdering snails without regard for the world's admirers of tits

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 29, 2015 20:15

fuck. marry. t-rex

Snail ninjas drag brush behind them to obscure their trail

# ? Aug 29, 2015 20:58

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

snail warriors are some of the fiercest fighters known

# ? Aug 29, 2015 21:04

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

the snails are my friends and If i could live in a dank slimy abode on my back & slime up everyones poo poo i sure as hell would too, buster. protect the snails 2015

# ? Aug 29, 2015 21:07

fuck. marry. t-rex

Napoleonic snail soldiers slither[?] in single file to hide their numbers from scouts counting the tracks

# ? Aug 29, 2015 21:19

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Shoulder el Bough and Finger Snails! The two outlaws are up to their old tricks again.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 21:40

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what is snails favorite food?

snail mail!

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# ? Apr 9, 2016 21:08

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

noo, that was the new reader's digest!

# ? Apr 9, 2016 21:42

FutonForensic

some dumbass, goddamn moron: ahhh, the common snail. what majesty

me, innovator, entrepeneur: i'm gonna scoop up this slime, put it in lotion, and call it a beauty product

# ? Apr 10, 2016 01:44

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

my little sister ate snails as a child

what i'm saying is don't eat the snails

# ? Apr 10, 2016 20:37

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ive eaten snails w garlic

dont worry though they were french

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# ? Apr 10, 2016 21:50

SniperWoreConverse

snails aren't real I'll belive it when I see it
snails are basically the unicorn of slugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Apr 10, 2016 23:59

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

snail is a much easier word to say than slugicorn

# ? Apr 11, 2016 00:02

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

snails aren't real I'll belive it when I see it
snails are basically the unicorn of slugs

what weird land are you from that you've never seen snails

i rarely ever see slugs but snails are plenty abound

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# ? Apr 11, 2016 02:04

SniperWoreConverse

literally the only snails I've seen with my actual eyes are the ones you can buy at the pet store
I just saved a slug from drying out last week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Apr 11, 2016 02:41

Rodney The Yam II

basically, the snails don't bother you in your house, they don't get up on you, so all you gotta remember is that it's a2 way street

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:02

alnilam

SniperWoreConverse posted:

literally the only snails I've seen with my actual eyes are the ones you can buy at the pet store
I just saved a slug from drying out last week.

I'm with this person, snails are rare or even non existent in this part of the world (slugsylvania)

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:03

Rodney The Yam II

alnilam posted:

I'm with this person, snails are rare or even non existent in this part of the world (slugsylvania)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack snails on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I watched snail trails glitter in the dark at the Tannhauser Gate
All those snails will be lost like snails...in the rain...

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:12

alnilam

slime to die...

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:16

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Rodney The Yam II posted:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack snails on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I watched snail trails glitter in the dark at the Tannhauser Gate
All those snails will be lost like snails...in the rain...

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:19

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

finding snail slime trails and following them to their snail makers was always fun when i was a kid. I guess if you you're not blessed to have snails in your area then i can understand how they may seem like a mythical creature like the slugicorn.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:21

Rodney The Yam II

I'll tell you one thing, ain't no fun steppin on those things barefoot

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

its like the horn of a unicorn piercing through your foot

# ? Apr 11, 2016 04:10

google THIS

Rodney The Yam II posted:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack snails on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I watched snail trails glitter in the dark at the Tannhauser Gate
All those snails will be lost like snails...in the rain...

# ? Apr 11, 2016 04:26

SniperWoreConverse

Slugs are much more agile than these so called snails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Apr 11, 2016 04:28

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alnilam posted:

slime to die...

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# ? Apr 11, 2016 09:52

problematic hug

Rodney The Yam II posted:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack snails on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I watched snail trails glitter in the dark at the Tannhauser Gate
All those snails will be lost like snails...in the rain...

# ? Apr 11, 2016 10:41

google THIS

alnilam posted:

slime to die...

salt to meet you

# ? Apr 11, 2016 12:44

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

- Salt Goodslug, attorney at lawn
- Snailiff, remove that eel from the courtyard!

# ? Apr 11, 2016 13:56

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Obviously pick them up, butter them up, fry em up.
Who skips free dinner, already washed too??

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# ? Apr 11, 2016 14:24

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:22

MrWillsauce

the only snails I see where I live are the itty bitty tiny ones that are really small. Who even knows if there's snails in there? I only see the shells. Never seen a slug in my whole life I swear to god

# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:41

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