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I believe that ghosts are real and strong adn that their power can be harnessed for good or evil by a powerful human. I seek to become powerful. Tell me how to do this. Thanks in advance
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:06 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:32 |
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oh snap the blackburn ghost is back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3CYYte_f4
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:08 |
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become a ghost
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:08 |
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You will become powerless to your demon.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:08 |
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its gonna sound like a joke but the first step is to get dead
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:11 |
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one time I took out four pieces of chicken out of the freezer to thaw and covered them with a damp paper towel. I lifted the towel a few hours later and there were only three pieces of chicken. god drat ghosts i swear to GOD
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:12 |
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I ate ur chickey but I am not ghost?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:14 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:I ate ur chickey but I am not ghost? pay me back you poo poo
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:17 |
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Ghost are more believable than love.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:17 |
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have you ever made a dook so stinky that you almost passed out? thats the power of ghost
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:19 |
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i knew a girl who swore she was getting hosed by two ghosts on the reg
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:19 |
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My butt is haunted.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:24 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:My butt is haunted. spoohky
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:26 |
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:27 |
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Why dont they have ghosts at the zoo.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:31 |
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scott zoloft posted:i knew a girl who swore she was getting hosed by two ghosts on the reg did it make her mokre powerful?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:31 |
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Rationale posted:Why dont they have ghosts at the zoo. they do????
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:32 |
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i swallowed a ghost once by accident
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:33 |
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Butyraceous posted:one time I took out four pieces of chicken out of the freezer to thaw and covered them with a damp paper towel. I lifted the towel a few hours later and there were only three pieces of chicken. Oh god... starving girl is back... Someone inform Applewhite
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:35 |
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You have two options. The first: Carve this stave on skin of a horse's head with a mixture of blood from a seal, a fox, and a man: Recite the following incantation: Þykkt blóð, þreytast rekkar. Þjóð mörg vos öld bjóða, grand heitt, gummar andast, glatast auður, firrast snauðir. Hætt grand hræðast dróttir hríð mörg, vesöld kvíða, angur vænt, ærnar skærur. Illur sveimur nú er í heimi. A ghost and/or an evil spirit should arrive shortly. This incantation and stave can also be used to exorcise spirits or ghosts. The second: Carve this stave in oak, and color the groove with blood. The blood is to be from the big toe of the right foot, and the thumb of the left hand, and then place this stave on the grave of your choice and walk three times clockwise and three times counter-clockwise around the church. Watch carefully to be sure that dirt spouts from the grave three times, and at the third spout it is imperative that you be prepared to receive the ghost. First you must grab the ghost lick away the fetid necro-foam that seeps from the mouth and nose of the walking carcass. After this is done you must wet its tongue with blood from your right little toe and then wrestle into submission. If you win it will serve you and can be sent to haunt or kill your enemies and their families for generations, if you lose it will at best drive you insane and at worst drag you back into the grave. If it becomes evident that even if defeated the ghost will not do your bidding you must break its back and drive it back into the ground. To prevent it from rising again and seeking revenge for the disturbance it is recommended you drive two iron stakes into the grave, one at the top and one at the bottom bottom, then you should and dig a small hole in the exact center between them and defecate into it. Not however that "ghost" in this instance refers to the Nordic draugr which is a corporeal revenant which has more in common with the Slavic vampire than ethereal specters that most people associate the word "ghost" with.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:38 |
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:39 |
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Rationale posted:Why dont they have ghosts at the zoo. They used to right next to the cages that had a sign that said "'the N-word'" but things have changed and now us spooks still go to the zoo but only visiting.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:39 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:I believe that ghosts are real and strong adn that their power can be harnessed for good or evil by a powerful human. I seek to become powerful. Tell me how to do this.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:39 |
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JiveHonky posted:oh snap the blackburn ghost is back that's like all in arabic according to the YouTube comments
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:43 |
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:its gonna sound like a joke but the first step is to get dead Get busy living or get busy dying.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:51 |
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I'm skeptical you're a professor OP. What's your Ph.D (player hating degree) in?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:53 |
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that's funn y op, as i do not
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:54 |
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be a necromancer, skeletons are way more powerful
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:23 |
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ghosts are real
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:25 |
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Ratjaculation posted:A gho gho gho gho ghoooost
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:26 |
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what are the rules for becoming a ghost? like obviously not all dead people are ghosts because otherwise there'd be ghosts fuckin everywhere, so like do some people become ghosts and others don't when they die? what's a guy gotta do to haunt people i hate when i dead?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:29 |
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What if there was a ghost, but it was the ghost of a Chinaman. I can imagine that and it's p funny imho
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:34 |
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ghosts arent real idiots
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:47 |
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www posted:ghosts arent real idiots whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaa ?!?!??!
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:49 |
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Hell is having to roam the Earth forever unable to communicate with anyone but TV mediums.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:50 |
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if ghosts were real we'd still have the paranormal subforum
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:53 |
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We don't have it because maybe the ghosts suppressed it?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:58 |
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I have a phantom penis
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:59 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:32 |
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Show me a ghost and I'll show you how it wasnt actually a ghost.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:59 |