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Jamwad Hilder posted:If the Bruins make the playoffs I will donate $1 per point earned in the standings to a charity...I don't know which yet, but I would like to do something local here in DC. I am open to suggestions though to anything in DC, Boston, or a nationwide charity that does cool stuff. Bruins missed the playoffs by 1 point, Montreal did not sweep the regular season series. I donated my $50 minimum to the Greater Boston Food Bank.
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The Sabres were tied for 5th worst offence in the league... Does Whatis have to kill himself?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:13 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Flip on this. I will eat a mcdonalds hamburger with 48 hours for every game Hammond wins. At end of season, I will go to the bars owned by the over 35 players name chris, and drink 1 beer for every goal they scored (Central Bierhaus for Neil, Big Rig for Phillips). I will not eat any food at big rig because I always get food poisoning there. I ate 7 hamburgers this season, and I now need to go to central Bierhaus and drink 5 beers. I will take photos and give reviews of each beer I drink.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:14 |
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ThinkTank posted:The Sabres were tied for 5th worst offence in the league... Does Whatis have to kill himself? Yes, twice
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:14 |
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flakeloaf posted:On the day after the end of the regular season, I shall eat one McDonald's cheeseburger for every game that Andrew Hammond started and either lost or was pulled from for being terrible, and I'll also give ten dollars to Roger's House for every NHL goal scored by any Ottawa Senators player, as long as that player is over the age of 35 and his first name is Chris. Chris Phillips played in zero games and scored zero goals. Chris Neil was credited with five goals somehow, so here's $50 for Roger's House. Got the first eight of these fifteen (up yours I'm not counting the three SOLs cause those are coin flips) burgers here. The McD's on Bank St uses stale-ish buns and the pickle in #6 tasted like a cigarette for some reason.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:15 |
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a false posted:i will donate $5 to MSF for each point of difference between the new york rangers and the new york islanders at the end of the regular season. so if they finish 20 points apart, it's $100, et cetera i will donate five dollars when i get home.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:18 |
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DJExile posted:Yes, twice He offered donating the value of his account for each death. I suggest that he donate the value of his life, which is surely more than $10 even if he is a Sabres fan.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:19 |
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Dude, that is the 2nd worst McD's in that area, after Rideau. Shoulda gone to the Elgin one instead.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:19 |
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It's -1 and raining. There's no way the bag would've held together on the walk back to the office, and I am not mowing down two pounds of cheeseburgers in public. I'd happily join you in Kanata but it's really far away. Should I be hearing my hair right now?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:25 |
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flakeloaf posted:It's -1 and raining. There's no way the bag would've held together on the walk back to the office, and I am not mowing down two pounds of cheeseburgers in public. I'm not going to the bar for a couple days and hopefully I can find someone willing to make the trek. And yes after having binged last year, the hair is valid.m
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:55 |
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Sabres weren't bottom five Hammond had a .914 svp, which is apparently .001 below league average. I guess I can't be mad if you want to say I lost that one.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:02 |
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Tremendous Taste posted:Sabres weren't bottom five They were tied with the Oilers at 199 goals. Carolina, Toronto, Vancouver and New Jersey were the one teams to score fewer. AKA, they were 5th worst Whatis must be sacrificed.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:10 |
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I might have been referring to my own toxx Murder whatis
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:11 |
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Tremendous Taste posted:I might have been referring to my own toxx Oh good I thought you were somehow defending him not having to committee Sab-ukku.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:13 |
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Hand Knit posted:For what it's worth, if you guys could refrain from literally killing yourselves, that would be appreciated.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:14 |
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Hand Knit learns a harsh lesson in requests vs. orders.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:17 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:If the John Tortorella-led Columbus Blue Jackets make the playoffs, I will make a donation to The John and Christine Tortorella Foundation in the amount of points Torts' CBJ earned en route to the post-season. 34-33-8, worth 76 points, but no playoffs. I'll revisit this next season.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 19:49 |
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ThinkTank posted:They were tied with the Oilers at 199 goals. Carolina, Toronto, Vancouver and New Jersey were the one teams to score fewer. AKA, they were 5th worst Whatis must be sacrificed. For some reason, total goals on basically every single site are either not including the last couple games worth of goals, or they've just arbitrarily given the sabres and oilers 199 goals for...reasons? I'd go through and count manually, but I'm still getting over the flu and counting is surprisingly hard to do right now
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 20:27 |
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whatis posted:For some reason, total goals on basically every single site are either not including the last couple games worth of goals, or they've just arbitrarily given the sabres and oilers 199 goals for...reasons? I'd go through and count manually, but I'm still getting over the flu and counting is surprisingly hard to do right now It's actually that the official rules award 1 goal to a shootout winner, and yet NHL.com does not include that in the GF listing. Buffalo only had 2 shootout wins while Edmonton had 4, hence the 203 and 201 other sites show.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 20:29 |
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OP recap. If it's crossed out the poster is safe.tofes posted:I guarantee the Sharks are a playoff team next year and you can me on that VJeff posted:I'm sick of you dumb moron idiots and your doubts of the Oshdog! Jordan7hm posted:(I'll do an EHM sim of the SAS Draft) Good work Tremendous Taste posted:I'll wager that buffalo isn't bottom 5 Ginette Reno posted:If Buffalo finishes out of the bottom 5 I'll buy a Dan Bylsma avatar and wear it for a year JollyPubJerk posted:[Buffalo are] making the playoffs. They have an entire new top 6, an actual coach, a possibly great goaltender (but this isnt requirement), and some great defense, just short on the left side whatis posted:buffalo will not rank bottom five in goals per game or goals allowed per game. if they do, i'll fuckin kill myself!!!!! RC Cola posted:If the Blackhawks don't win the cup this year I'll buy a jersey of the team that knocks them out of the playoffs, and take a picture of me wearing it doing an impression of whatever players jersey I buy and make it my avatar. If the Hawks miss the playoffs entirely I'll buy a jersey of every team that finished higher than them that also missed the playoffs and do a YouTube video of impersonations. .Spec posted:swap Scuderi with Lovejoy (who I feel like I should toxx myself on him making it even to the deadline without getting waved) and I would get on board. Habibi posted:I don't want to spend five dollars or whatever on a Tanguay av (if someone wants to get me one, though, I'd wear it), but I would one hundred percent do the latter and you can me on it. Tremendous Taste posted:I'll toxx bet you [Hammond] puts up average or better numbers this year Overwined posted:For every Ottawa Senator PK Subban injures, I will give USD $1,000 to the Children's Defense Fund. I will give $10,000 if he injures a sports journalist of any stripe. Koopa Kid posted:Every player on the Leafs roster will record at least one goal this year. VJeff posted:If Brad Richards records a point in his regular season Red Wings debut, I will immediately buy an av of him. Ugh...and finally: Austrian mook posted:Alright you little fucks, it's time we cleared some things up. The Anaheim Ducks. You know them, god knows I fuckin know them, but what about them. Three words, THE STANELY CUP. For sure, no doubt, EA sim predicted it, Im predicting it and frankly anyone with anything more than a loving crumpled up brussel sprout in between their ears is predicting it. How will they win? Ryan Getzlaf. The one, the only, the best god drat hockey player on God's great earth. Ive had the visions, I've done the math. Its a done deal. Getzlaf will hoist the cup, again, and theres not a loving thing any one of you fuckers can do to stop it. What a dumb poo poo. I believe he still hasn't rereged since the last ban, but if his head pops up before the cup is awarded (to not the Ducks) he can still lose And my : Dallas Stars Best Team in Hockey will make it out of the first round this year. If they fail to do so I will buy an AV of whichever team/player that puts the final nail in. If, like stupid BS last year, they fail to make the playoffs, I'll do the same for whomever eliminates form contention (how I got the awful Buffatar). Additionally, if they miss the playoffs I'll donate to MSF. Made the playoffs. Just waiting to see how far they go. Bonus: I'll further for the Stars by pitching per round they win and an additional $1 for every goal they score. If they make it to the cup finals, I'll triple the amount for that round.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 21:05 |
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Overwined's toxx is loving great I'll have to think of one for the playoffs
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 21:09 |
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Aphrodite posted:It's actually that the official rules award 1 goal to a shootout winner, and yet NHL.com does not include that in the GF listing. ok, that makes sense gently caress!
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And that's fifteen. My stomach feels like a brick full of rocks and I don't think I'll ever poo poo again. If you see my wife tell her she married an idiot.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:46 |
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Sharks Eat Bear posted:if the pens make the playoffs i will donate the combined points total of the top scorer from each team that finishes below the pens in the eastern conference, multiplied by MAF's SV% (again in USD) to an undisclosed charity i honestly have no idea what i was thinking. i'm on the hook for a $792 donation to charity. i literally cannot afford that right now, but i'm thinking i'll set up a monthly donation to get to the mark. hopefully that appeases the toxx gods
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 00:07 |
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You could do $10 a month and still get it done faster than VJeff did his essays.
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Sharks Eat Bear posted:i honestly have no idea what i was thinking. i'm on the hook for a $792 donation to charity. i literally cannot afford that right now, but i'm thinking i'll set up a monthly donation to get to the mark. hopefully that appeases the toxx gods A new plat account and av is only $25, and Lowtax probably needs the money more than sick kids or homeless people
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Sharks Eat Bear posted:i honestly have no idea what i was thinking. i'm on the hook for a $792 donation to charity. i literally cannot afford that right now, but i'm thinking i'll set up a monthly donation to get to the mark. hopefully that appeases the toxx gods holy hell hahaha Aphrodite posted:You could do $10 a month and still get it done faster than VJeff did his essays.
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Sharks Eat Bear posted:i honestly have no idea what i was thinking. i'm on the hook for a $792 donation to charity. i literally cannot afford that right now, but i'm thinking i'll set up a monthly donation to get to the mark. hopefully that appeases the toxx gods it's more cost effective to get banned
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:53 |
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Jamwad Hilder posted:it's more cost effective to get banned yes but i would rather bring financial ruin upon myself than sully the honor of the toxx seriously though, i'll stick to the donation at some point but will need to wait a while because i'm anticipating quite a few big ticket expenses in the next 6 months or so that need to take priority to prove how serious i am: i pledge to follow through on my 2015-2016 toxx by the time the 2017 playoffs start
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 06:11 |
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Aww man... Let's see how much money is going to Dans le Rue. Schlesische posted:
Or, to recap: Schlesische posted:For every square that is true, $10 to dans le rue. For every line that is true (diagonals count!) $100 to Dans le Rue. If the whole thing is true, ban me thread and $500 to Dans le rue. The Exchange rate is currently 1CAD buys 1.02AUD; it's basically parity, I am going to pay in Australian funbux. I think my total comes in at $AUD110. I'll pay it tomorrow my time and post proof then. Schlesische fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Apr 12, 2016 |
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Sharks Eat Bear posted:i honestly have no idea what i was thinking. i'm on the hook for a $792 donation to charity. i literally cannot afford that right now, but i'm thinking i'll set up a monthly donation to get to the mark. hopefully that appeases the toxx gods Do whatever you feel is within the spirit of the toxx (so long as that isn't literally killing yourself). Aphrodite posted:Hand Knit learns a harsh lesson in requests vs. orders. Life is hard for the anti-perfectionist.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 09:28 |
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First round : For every win the Flyers manage vs. Washington, I'll donate $25 to a charity of FAS's choosing. If they somehow upset Washington, I'll add an extra $50, for a grand total of $150.
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People having a hard time using this thread:fits posted:if the pens win the cup i will write a minimum 500 word essay on how justin schultz was The Missing Piece Eric the Mauve posted:If the Penguins beat the Rangers in Round 1 I will post only positive things about them for the rest of their playoff run. And if they win the Cup I will extend that for a full year afterwards plus get a new avatar with an I Love Jim Rutherford 4-Evar theme (PAS can collaboratively pick one if they like) and likewise keep it for at least a year. Eric the Mauve posted:That's only because you have no idea how hard it is for me to resist posting pessimistic things, I might as well be trying to quit sniffing glue. Dandy Kaiser posted:I have a playoff toxx Indeed...
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# ? Apr 13, 2016 02:03 |
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If ovechkin wins conn smythe I'll get some sort of tangentially relevant tattoo to commemorate
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Tremendous Taste posted:If ovechkin wins conn smythe I'll get some sort of tangentially relevant tattoo to commemorate deal but joeljoel gets to design it
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# ? Apr 13, 2016 02:17 |
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not a goddamn chance
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# ? Apr 13, 2016 02:21 |
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i will buy an avatar and text commemorating the player (or team) that scores the goal that eliminates the pittsburgh penguins from the playoffs, to be decided by consensus vote of the fanbase of the team that eliminates the penguins additionally, i'll donate $25 per goal scored by both teams in the elimination game to a charity of that fanbase's choice if the penguins win the cup i'll donate $25 per goal scored by both teams in the cup winning game to the greater pittsburgh community food bank
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# ? Apr 13, 2016 02:22 |
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Tremendous Taste posted:If ovechkin wins conn smythe I'll get some sort of tangentially relevant tattoo to commemorate Interesting username/post combo. Vincent Van Goat posted:If Kessel doesn't win the Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy, I'll get an av of whichever player does I'll donate the 24 dollars this weekend, and I'll get an Ovi av after the Penguins are eliminated. I'll keep it until Kessel scores his first goal next season. If anyone has something witty/clever, I'll get that. If not, I'll figure something out.
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Tremendous Taste posted:not a goddamn chance So I guess we'll see you in the terrible tattoo thread soon enough. Also, shouldn't you be banned or something?
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# ? Apr 13, 2016 02:37 |
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"Average" is relative, maybe Hammond putting up numbers that weren't terrible for that trash franchise gained me a reprieve
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