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Irsh posted:It's still to this day the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth. Well I guess I lost that bet.
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veedubfreak posted:At least piss is sterile. Cleaning up blood and poo poo would be a "seeya" situation. Pillow Hat posted:It comes out of the body sterile, but it doesn't remain sterile for any substantial amount of time. Great breeding ground for bacteria. Why would it be sterile? The human body is like 1:1 for human cells to other poo poo.
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God Hole posted:I was a barback in college and one of my coworkers came out of the bathroom in the middle of happy hour covered in piss. It turned out someone pissed into a plunger and then carefully suctioned it onto the ceiling with the piss still inside. Holy poo poo I can't stop laughing at this.
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LookieLoo posted:Why would it be sterile? The human body is like 1:1 for human cells to other poo poo. It's sterile (for a brief period) for the person it came out of. That's about it.
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God Hole posted:It turned out someone pissed into a plunger and then carefully suctioned it onto the ceiling with the piss still inside. This is brilliant
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:https://i.imgur.com/8d7oRhU.webm Is that where the animal cruelty allegations came from?
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JorgeHWB posted:Is that where the animal cruelty allegations came from? lol no, thats the expected outcome for using outdated dominance training techniques. The most recent animal cruelty charge came from when he let an animal-aggressive dog chase a pig around, dog bit pig, pig bled, and they put that poo poo on TV.
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JorgeHWB posted:Is that where the animal cruelty allegations came from? No idea. Is that guy a 'Dog Whisperer' or something? He probably should have known that a dog snarling at you is probably bad.
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Irsh posted:When I was young, my older sister was babysitting me while I had a fever. When I asked for a popsicle, she brought one back to me that she'd made the day before with the liquid from a jar of jalapeños.  siblings are the worst. (also that's motherfucking amazing)Pillow Hat posted:gently caress the guy that did that, but also that is hilarious. Yeah, it's awesome but whoever did that was probably so drunk they forgot about it, sadly.
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Apr 13, 2016 18:22
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Pillow Hat posted:It comes out of the body sterile, but it doesn't remain sterile for any substantial amount of time. Great breeding ground for bacteria. Doesn't even come out of the body sterile as unless you're incredibly, incredibly hygienic there's bacteria in and around your urethra.
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Ddraig posted:Doesn't even come out of the body sterile as unless you're incredibly, incredibly hygienic there's bacteria in and around your urethra. Speak for yourself, I keep my dick in a condom full of bleach.
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Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:lol no, thats the expected outcome for using outdated dominance training techniques. The most recent animal cruelty charge came from when he let an animal-aggressive dog chase a pig around, dog bit pig, pig bled, and they put that poo poo on TV. Is this online anywhere because jesus what the gently caress 
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:https://i.imgur.com/8d7oRhU.webm The look the dog gives back to the master like "Why the gently caress did you invite this oval office?"
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This is the best thing ever: overconfidence complete with sign, and it ends with complete humiliation. Perfect. quote:https://i.imgur.com/8d7oRhU.webm The best part is when the dog looks sadly at the camera, like to say "I apologize for what you're about to see, but I'm really a good dog," then proceeds to eat the guy's hand. Good dog. You're a very good doggie. Jonathan Yeah! posted:No idea. Is that guy a 'Dog Whisperer' or something? He probably should have known that a dog snarling at you is probably bad. If a pat on the nose is all it takes for a dog to go nuts like that, you have failed as a trainer and a human being. And trying to kick the dog does not help at all. Phanatic posted:http://mentalfloss.com/uk/entertainment/27204/how-one-line-of-text-nearly-killed-toy-story-2 This was the example given to me in a UNIX/Linux class I took. This is also why I'm drat careful when I do something like this. It's horrifying. It's also where I first heard the term 'resume generating incident.'
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It's more of a CLM - Career Limiting Move
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:If a pat on the nose is all it takes for a dog to go nuts like that, you have failed as a trainer and a human being. And trying to kick the dog does not help at all. I don't have an opinion of the guy, good or bad - but a dog that goes from normal to violent that quickly has serious anger problems that often ends in a trip to a farm. I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the 'before' training rather than the 'after'.
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OP of that question posted:I swapped if and of while doing dd. What to do now? Yeah, no. Nobody would be THAT stupid, especially not after accidentally running rm -rf /. Totally a troll. Unrelated, 
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:If a pat on the nose is all it takes for a dog to go nuts like that, you have failed as a trainer and a human being. And trying to kick the dog does not help at all. That initial snap the dog gave was the best indication of "Get the gently caress away, I don't like you" it could have given without spontaneously learning to speak English. Instead, Cesar crouches down to try and approach the dog again and gets rightly bitten for it. Basically, Milan thinks that dogs are aggressive not because of fear or anxiety, but because their owners aren't viewed as the alpha by the dog. So his methods of "training" are almost entirely based around being very aggressive with dogs and making them feel helpless so they submit out of fear.
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:
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chitoryu12 posted:Basically, Milan thinks that dogs are aggressive not because of fear or anxiety, but because their owners aren't viewed as the alpha by the dog. So his methods of "training" are almost entirely based around being very aggressive with dogs and making them feel helpless so they submit out of fear. Dogs only feel two emotions: fear and biting. Which is why I love cats: their two emotions are scratching things and being an rear end in a top hat.
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Krispy Kareem posted:I don't have an opinion of the guy, good or bad - but a dog that goes from normal to violent that quickly has serious anger problems that often ends in a trip to a farm. I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the 'before' training rather than the 'after'. The guy is... very not good. The dog wasn't "normal" at that point. The full video was a slew of continually escalating behaviours that he was dumb enough to try to bulldoze through in the hopes of showing a miraculous change on television. I'll not get into it too much because lol dog nerd, but he utterly failed to fix the problem in a spectacular way. 
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LookieLoo posted:Why would it be sterile? The human body is like 1:1 for human cells to other poo poo. Right but bacteria live in places like your lungs and gastrointestinal tract which directly receive contents from the outside world. It's different in other parts of the body. Urine is sterile unless you have an infection, and even then urine cultures are often negative. This study found that urine culture had sensitivity of 73%, meaning that out of 100 women who had a UTI, 27 had urine cultures which showed no detectable bacterial growth.
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Krispy Kareem posted:I don't have an opinion of the guy, good or bad - but a dog that goes from normal to violent that quickly has serious anger problems that often ends in a trip to a farm. I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the 'before' training rather than the 'after'. That bite didn't come out of nowhere. Sure, it does looks like Holly had some food guarding issues. But Milan deliberately pushed her to get a reaction. Either through utter incompetence or to get that sweet 'before Milan's super training'-footage. Heck, Milan straight up punched the poor thing at 0:17. Personally I like to think that Holly finally had enough of Milan's "kssht" nonsense. Raygereio has a new favorite as of 20:17 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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Yeah and you even use it to wash out bacteria from the body. That's why we ladies are supposed pee after sex, and it also gives us a chance to reflect
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artsy fartsy posted:Yeah and you even use it to wash out bacteria from the body. That's why we ladies are supposed pee after sex, and it also gives us a chance to reflect What if we have to pee right after? 
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The fact that Milan full-on kicked a lab retriever in the gut, even if it was biting him, says a lot about what kind of "trainer" he is and what he really feels about dogs. The dog wasn't dangerous and there were a bunch of people around, he absolutely did not need to kick the dog to get it off him, and he was not in any serious danger just because the dog got its mouth on his hand. That's what someone who's panicking and doesn't have experience with dogs would do.
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Honestly, at that point, I can't really fault him for kicking the 80 pound monster with teeth attached to his hand. It's everything leading up to that point where he failed as a dog trainer.
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a life less posted:The guy is... very not good. The dog didn't even go nuts with biting when he first touched it. It snapped and snarled, at which point he approached again and THEN it bit him. The dog basically said "gently caress off, don't touch me or I will bite you" and that's exactly what happened. A dog snapping like that is basically like if a human pushed you away and told you to back off. I wouldn't be surprised if I got punched in the face if I then tried to touch a dude who told me to back off.
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Slime posted:The dog didn't even go nuts with biting when he first touched it. It snapped and snarled, at which point he approached again and THEN it bit him. The dog basically said "gently caress off, don't touch me or I will bite you" and that's exactly what happened. A dog snapping like that is basically like if a human pushed you away and told you to back off. I wouldn't be surprised if I got punched in the face if I then tried to touch a dude who told me to back off. to be fair, the entire point is the dog is doing this when inappropriate and the idiot is trying to fix that, so jsut saying he should have walked away kinda ignores the problem
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Regalingualius posted:What if we have to pee right after? What kinda weird assed sex are you trying to have where you don't pee on the girl? Weirdo.
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a life less posted:Honestly, at that point, I can't really fault him for kicking the 80 pound monster with teeth attached to his hand. It's everything leading up to that point where he failed as a dog trainer. Nah, I really think he can be faulted for kicking the dog. He's supposed to be a professional. If the dog had its mouth clamped onto the hand of some random person in the street, that's a different story. Lab retrievers should not ever be dangerous to a professional, and Milan was not in any real danger there whatsoever. He was in danger of needing a few stiches in his hand, and for that he kicked a dog in the stomach.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:to be fair, the entire point is the dog is doing this when inappropriate and the idiot is trying to fix that, so jsut saying he should have walked away kinda ignores the problem Yeah, but his approach is dominance which is completely misguided and wrong, according to every dog trainer/behavior specialist I know. It's like smacking a kid every time he does something inappropriate, with the intention of "he'll learn eventually". All the kid will learn is not to act out in the presence of that adult, not to correct the behavior.
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Useless Rabbit posted:Yeah, but his approach is dominance which is completely misguided and wrong, according to every dog trainer/behavior specialist I know. It's like smacking a kid every time he does something inappropriate, with the intention of "he'll learn eventually". All the kid will learn is not to act out in the presence of that adult, not to correct the behavior. thats why i called him an idiot, cause he is one.
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Raygereio posted:Here's the full clip. Apparently 'dog whispering' involves getting close to a dog so it freaks out, and then keep goading it into violence. Oh, and standing over it with your crotch uncomfortably close to a dog that just opened up your hand. I almost wish that the dog was actually vicious so Smug Guy loses a part of his face. All that poo poo he was doing is stuff you do to anger a dog, not get it to respect you or be dominated. Plus the drat dog didn't even keep eye contact. Chances are its 'bad behavior' is because the owner is a dick.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Apparently 'dog whispering' involves getting close to a dog so it freaks out, and then keep goading it into violence. Oh, and standing over it with your crotch uncomfortably close to a dog that just opened up your hand. I almost wish that the dog was actually vicious so Smug Guy loses a part of his face. All that poo poo he was doing is stuff you do to anger a dog, not get it to respect you or be dominated. He also likes to roll dogs, which is dog-speak for "submit or I will literally kill you". That isn't a good thing to put into a dog's brain. That's pure terror, not training.
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