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I live in a landlocked country and I need about 1 kg of sand for a device that will let me piss in bed without getting up nor waking my mental gf up. Any ideas what kind of shop might sell sand? Will share blueprints after succesful testing.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:13
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Did you try the sand store?
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Apr 13, 2016 20:15
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i hear they are buying sand in the Gas Chamber, try there
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Apr 13, 2016 20:16
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how me a frog posted:I live in a landlocked country and I need about 1 kg of sand for a device that will let me piss in bed without getting up nor waking my mental gf up. Any ideas what kind of shop might sell sand? Will share blueprints after succesful testing. Home Depot. It's in the aisle with the concrete mix.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:16
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if you shove it up your urethra instead you'd only need a small bagfull. save money, be smart
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Apr 13, 2016 20:19
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plenty of sand in fyad
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Apr 13, 2016 20:20
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Children's toy stores often had sand in the past. Not sure if they still carry it because sand boxes seem to be a thing of the past. Construction stores likely carry it. G*d speed on your invention.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:21
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sand is just very small rocks. buy some rocks and beat yourself to death with them
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Apr 13, 2016 20:21
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Check your mom's cooter E: I'm sorry I'm sure she's a wonderful lady
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Apr 13, 2016 20:24
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we built this city we built this city on sand and piss
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Apr 13, 2016 20:24
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Applewhite posted:Home Depot. It's in the aisle with the concrete mix. None such in Europe. Someone brought up toy stores but I dunno how sand is a a toy. I just thought pet shop maybe? Aquariums have sand usually, do they not?
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Apr 13, 2016 20:32
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how me a frog posted:None such in Europe. Someone brought up toy stores but I dunno how sand is a a toy. holy poo poo, for sandboxes u dumb butt
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Apr 13, 2016 20:34
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Go to a beach and steal the sand there. Nobody will mind it.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:34
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how me a frog posted:None such in Europe. Someone brought up toy stores but I dunno how sand is a a toy. I just thought pet shop maybe? Aquariums have sand usually, do they not? try ye olde masonry shoppe
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Apr 13, 2016 20:35
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how me a frog posted:I live in a landlocked country and I need about 1 kg of sand for a device that will let me piss in bed without getting up nor waking my mental gf up. Any ideas what kind of shop might sell sand? Will share blueprints after succesful testing. I get mine here http://bfy.tw/5FlG
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Apr 13, 2016 20:36
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Why make it difficult? Just get some Tidycat or something.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:41
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e: ^^^^^ drat too slow!how me a frog posted:I live in a landlocked country and I need about 1 kg of sand for a device that will let me piss in bed without getting up nor waking my mental gf up. Any ideas what kind of shop might sell sand? Will share blueprints after succesful testing. If you're gonna piss in it, you can get cat litter from just about every store.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:42
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How much pee pee are we talking? If you need a literal ton of sand dropped off you can call an excavating company and they will typically deliver to your front yard and lol as they drive away.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:42
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Dave_Indeed posted:How much pee pee are we talking? If you need a literal ton of sand dropped off you can call an excavating company and they will typically deliver to your front yard and lol as they drive away. He said 1 kg but that's moontalk for around a hogshead I think.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:44
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how me a frog posted:I live in a landlocked country and I need about 1 kg of sand for a device that will let me piss in bed without getting up nor waking my mental gf up. Any ideas what kind of shop might sell sand? Will share blueprints after succesful testing. Maybe you can just get some out of your girlfriends vag?
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Apr 13, 2016 20:45
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using a process known as 'electrolysis' it is possible to separate a sandwich into its molecular components of 'sand' and 'miscellaneous'
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Apr 13, 2016 20:48
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Hi op I actually sell this exact product, only $69.99
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Apr 13, 2016 20:48
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go find a lake, some lakes usually have small beaches if your country also doesn't have lakes, you are actually living in the middle of the desert, in which case just go outside and grab some from your front lawn you lazy gently caress
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Apr 13, 2016 20:52
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Do you not have Ace Hardware stores in Europe?
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Apr 13, 2016 20:56
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Seriously look for a sandblaster supplier. I can get 3k pounds of green diamond for a couple hundred bucks. If you don't mind rocky sand, see if your local quarry has some. Mine down the street I can get about 4k pounds for 50 bucks of pea size gravel. That should cover all your piss
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Apr 13, 2016 21:01
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i love good aggregate
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Apr 13, 2016 21:04
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Sand store called, they're running out of YOUR MOMS VAGINA
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Apr 13, 2016 21:14
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how me a frog posted:I live in a landlocked country and I need about 1 kg of sand for a device that will let me piss in bed without getting up nor waking my mental gf up. Any ideas what kind of shop might sell sand? Will share blueprints after succesful testing. A builder's merchant. No idea what the Continental term for that is, but a store that sells construction type poo poo to people who build things for a living. You can buy sand bagged in various grades.
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Apr 13, 2016 21:24
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speaking of sand, how about you go pound some OP ya dingus
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Apr 13, 2016 21:25
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i dont see why you need to go through all the trouble. just pee inside your gf, like i do.
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Apr 13, 2016 21:44
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Serious Frolicking posted:i dont see why you need to go through all the trouble. just pee inside your gf, like i do. sure sure but capacity is limited
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Apr 13, 2016 21:51
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Lol piss sand
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Apr 13, 2016 21:52
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If you cant find sand then dirt is a good substitute
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Apr 13, 2016 21:59
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do you have a nightstand with a drawer? just pee off the side of your bed into the drawer and empty it out in the morning when your gf wakes up
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Apr 13, 2016 22:01
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Saga posted:A builder's merchant. No idea what the Continental term for that is, but a store that sells construction type poo poo to people who build things for a living. You can buy sand bagged in various grades. I thought of that but those would sell sand by the 50 kg bags surely, I need only one kg. Kittie litter is not reusable, my plan is for this decvice to last indefinitely. Sand is the only way.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:04
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I think sand comes from erosion, so look into that maybe
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Apr 13, 2016 22:06
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Why don't you just wear an adult diaper to bed, OP?
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Apr 13, 2016 22:06
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ACE Hardware u retard! !!!!!
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Apr 13, 2016 22:06
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Look you jokers I am fully aware that you need sand for concrete or something, I need a consumer amount of sand, which as far as I am aware is not readily available because consumers do not generally need sand, but the toilet is really far away and my gf is nuts. Help a goon out. Jeeeez Applewhite, you are clearly not appreciating the stealth aspect of this. My partner will occasionally touch me. She is bound to notice. Not this is a hidden pissing device and it is genius, and all I need is some sand. Sounds like the easiest thing, but clearly not.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:08
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I need to buy a truck load of big rear end stones like maybe six to nine inches in diameter. How the gently caress does someone buy a truck load of goddamn rocks?
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Apr 13, 2016 22:09
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