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Phanatic posted:Says the guy putting chicken bullion and flour into a clam sauce. Oh no wheat starch doesn't belong in this clam sauce *puts in pasta water Oh no chicken stock doesn't belong in this clam sauce *every restaurant in the world dumps a ladle in Do you know what a roux is mofakka Do you know why Escoffier put veal stock in literally everything Do you know your mom likes spit play raton fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Apr 9, 2016 |
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Sardines are good drunk food. They're salty and low calorie so you don't get that bloated and gross feeling
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Apr 9, 2016 20:59
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Sheep-Goats knows more about cooking than I do my clam sauce would be some drat bullshit
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Apr 9, 2016 20:59
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ive learned not to argue with sheep goats unless you want to get burned at precisely 500 degrees
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Apr 9, 2016 21:04
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Eating some KO kippers slathered in sambal over rice reading goons argue over clam sauce.  lyfe is good.
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Apr 10, 2016 00:28
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Cracovia hot mustard with KO brislings on some triscuits. YES. Best dine mustard.
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Apr 11, 2016 00:25
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gently caress, just dropped a dine on my pants and it fell on the floor and splashed all over everything Always Eat Dines Over Sink
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Apr 12, 2016 02:08
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AEMINAL posted:gently caress, just dropped a dine on my pants and it fell on the floor and splashed all over everything You ate it anyway though right? Right?
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Apr 12, 2016 02:11
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Lol if you don't have several animals scrambling for your pants dines
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Apr 12, 2016 02:18
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I went out to lunch the other day and asked for a small kale and apple salad and they brought me like 2 pounds of the loving stuff. So I brought it home, put some dines on it and had a great dinner.
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AEMINAL posted:gently caress, just dropped a dine on my pants and it fell on the floor and splashed all over everything What an oily little fucker!
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:You ate it anyway though right? I considered it but instead shed a single tear over the lost dine and threw my pants in the hamper. Finished the rest in my underwear and then cleaned the floor up
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Apr 12, 2016 13:38
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It was the dines punishing you for the sin of wearing pants at home. I finally found a fellow sardine lover at work, everything is right in the world again. We celebrated together as I added a can to my salad.
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Apr 12, 2016 13:50
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Got a free dine story, and You Can Too. Went to Target the other day looking for a lovely desk that their website said was in stock. It wasn't, they only had the display model out, and would/could not sell it. After about 10 minutes of making my way politely through store reps the manager put the desk on hold for me at another Target and gave me a few $3 Target coupons, Expire Never, for the trouble. Tin of KOs at target? $2.99. You better believe I never went to pick up that desk. Maybe you want to go get a lovely desk that's not there too, but you can probably just browse the shelves to see what's not there and improvise. Maybe this trick is local to my lovely Target in lovely Cleveland, but worst comes to worst you still got some KOs out of the trip.
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Apr 12, 2016 16:09
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Renegret posted:It was the dines punishing you for the sin of wearing pants at home. The immigrant dude opposite my workstation also eats dines! We talked about them a bit with knowing smiles. Eating dines says everything you need to know about someone
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Apr 12, 2016 19:35
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With knowing smiles and fish breath, an office romance bloomed.
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AEMINAL posted:The immigrant dude opposite my workstation also eats dines! We talked about them a bit with knowing smiles. Eating dines says everything you need to know about someone yeah! My office buddy told me to try them on a sandwich with avocado. Yes friend, I know, and it is delicious. Thank you Alton Brown.
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Apr 12, 2016 19:41
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spicy peppercorn sards, so good and rye
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Cutie Pie Swag~
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dines consumed straight from the can, over the sink, bottle of hot sauce in the off hand = best dines
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Apr 13, 2016 23:55
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times have been hard been eating $1 cans of tuna
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I'm Crap posted:dines consumed straight from the can, over the sink, bottle of ftfy Today in the parking lot of the grocery store a gentleman asked me to jump start his car and in return gave me $10 for my "trouble" and said "get yourself a six pack". I spent it on more 'dines, of course.
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I have a sardine success story that I need to share with the crew Last night, my girlfriend hosted a happy hour at our house with her workmates. Nothing fancy, she put out some cheese, crackers, and so on. She likes fisherman's eggs, and therefore I say she's a kipper. Anyway, not sure how it came up, but she said that her workmates wanted to try sardines and had not before. Mind you, the three girls are all in their early twenties. I was pleased that they were so adventurous as to try them, as I would think that particular demographic wouldn't be so game. I quickly fetched and drained a tin of Wild Planet into the sink, and had them try a a few chunks as-is. Not bad, they said. One of the pieces had a secondary chunk hanging off by a piece of bone or skin, and I said "oh, that's normal" when I got a slight look of apprehension. They were good sports. After they tasted them from the can, I noticed that there was an avocado on the counter. Thinking quickly, I mushed dem dines up with the avocado, grabbed a random half lime in the fridge, salt and peppered the mix up, and said now check this out... Served it on a cracker and had them have a sip of white wine afterwards. They were hooked! Really liked it, and went back for more. I then showed them how we do it Dad style and put a big hunk of spine dine on a cracker, dumped a big ol glop of sambal oolek on there and took it straight to the head. Anyway, I hope you liked my dine story about an unlikely group of girls really enjoying sardines at my house. Sardines are not just for dads. 
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pahuyuth posted:ftfy also i was shirtless and two six packs in
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Apr 14, 2016 00:12
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I'm Crap posted:yah, the hot sauce i was using was sambal oelek from a huge half-liter squeezy plastic catering-sized container I like your style Here is a fun read ROYAL ORDER OF THE KNIGHTS OF SARDINE "The next time you pop a tin, stop and think about The Royal Order of The Knights of Sardine, and the sacrifices they made for you to enjoy that tin of Sardines."
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Planet X posted:I have a sardine success story that I need to share with the crew you could have gotten a threesome going if you had KO srsly always keep one around, sorta like that one emergency condom
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Planet X posted:I have a sardine success story that I need to share with the crew This is the hottest porno ever
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 lol gently caress off
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Apr 15, 2016 22:35
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I'm pretty sure raw dried beans are supposed to cost negative money, like they pay you to take them
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idgi
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Apr 15, 2016 23:16
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should be 50 cents a pound
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I just got a tin of flaked light tuna. How can I eat this?
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Apr 15, 2016 23:49
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Methanar posted:I just got a tin of flaked light tuna. http://www.oprah.com/food/Jools-Favorite-Saturday-Afternoon-Pasta
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Methanar posted:I just got a tin of flaked light tuna. Mash w an avocado, add some hot sauce and it'll taste like guac, seriously
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Sheep-Goats posted:
What the gently caress I see lentils for more than 1.49/lb and I balk at it. Beans are supposed to be half that price That some whole foods poo poo or something?
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It used to be a Safeway but it was bought by a smaller local company. They're doing some good work with bringing local and more esoteric produce in and fleshing out their foreign food stuff which I appreciate however I'm not paying beef money for mother loving beans They got the KO Safeway didn't have no KO raton fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Apr 16, 2016 01:24
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This what my ABC beans come out like These beans will go head to head with any bean in the world, including in India, the sacred home of the delicious bean
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Apr 16, 2016 23:55
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Saw this today in the Asian Market today, 8.5 lbs 
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Apr 17, 2016 02:59
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goddrat that is a mouth watering thing of beauty right there
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Went to a Seafood City in LA and they didn't have any KOs. I'm sad. Just kidding. I picked up some fresh caught sardines from the fish monger.  Grilled and ate them before I thought about taking pictures. Will do next time.
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Went to a Seafood City in LA and they didn't have any KOs. I'm sad. Ahhh gently caress i need to go out hunting for fresh dines
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