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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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MariusLecter posted:

Pork chops, ranch style beans, Japones chili peppers and tomato.

Pour that over rice and I'd eat the poo poo out of it.

edit:
Holy poo poo....I missed like, 3 pages?

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I don't think this works as well as the hot dog one.




e: fuckin' loooool at "Mexican", they literally just described the Taco Bell thing

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 14:04 on Apr 14, 2016

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Scathach posted:

gently caress Sam's Club. It's owned by Walmart and Walmart is full of poo poo. They treat their employees badly and their "raising everyone to $10/hr" meant that a ton of people-- me included-- got pay decreases so everyone on the bottom only made $10 and the press reported happy bullshit. Walmart is the worst loving place to work, followed quickly by Target.

what do you expect the waltons to front the cost of business?

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


How the gently caress is pissaladière a "type of pizza"? Pissaladière is pissaladière, a thing it's own right, not a type of pizza.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe
That jumbo slice makes the chart look like that space ship size comparison page.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010



The "tarte flambée" looks like the tarte d'Alsace you can get at Trader Joe's, which is fantastic. Yet even that isn't immune to the AFP treatment:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Scathach posted:

Pictured below: blueberry muffin soup



Wrong thread. That looks amazing and I'd probably shank one of you to get my hands on a bowl of this.

TheKennedys posted:

Look at all you motherfuckers who are from Not Texas and haven't experienced the glory of HEB.

'sup Texas buddy :):hf::)

H-E-B owns bones, but other regions have their own versions of it! Up in the Midwest, they have a price premium grocer called Hy-Vee that bends over backwards to make you come back. They've got a giant-rear end take-out or dine-in salad bar, a separate giant-rear end buffet with everything from Chinese to pizza to made-from-scratch hickory-smoked BBQ, and few people know this but you can actually call customer service, place an order, and pay a small fee to have them deliver your dinner and your groceries right to your house. Seriously, you just say "hey I want a salad from the salad bar, put the following on it, a bucket of fried chicken, and a #3 from the chinese menu, now here is my grocery order" and that poo poo shows up at your door. (I used to work at one, and it's one of the few places that I've sincerely loved working at)

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Scientastic posted:

How the gently caress is pissaladière a "type of pizza"? Pissaladière is pissaladière, a thing it's own right, not a type of pizza.

No rules, pizza Mussolini

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Scathach posted:

I totally thought those were pop-culture myths or something. The name is ridiculous.



In case you think that old-timey advertisement-paintings of kids are just horrifying to behold because of some stylistic thing, I am here to tell you that my grandparents' house contains a photograph of my mom making this exact face in the 1960s sometime:



only with a perfectly horrible little bowl haircut. I think kids were just inherently more hideous before nutrition science started to take off, or something.


Edit: I'd fight in a gladiator pit if it meant I could have some of that smoked salmon pizza monstrosity.

deadly_pudding has a new favorite as of 14:32 on Apr 14, 2016

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Scientastic posted:

How the gently caress is pissaladière a "type of pizza"? Pissaladière is pissaladière, a thing it's own right, not a type of pizza.

It has pissa in its name. Pretty sure it's a pizza. Just like gimbap is still a type of sushi.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Data Graham posted:

I don't think this works as well as the hot dog one.




e: fuckin' loooool at "Mexican", they literally just described the Taco Bell thing

Left to right, top to bottom:

Would, nope, nope, would, would but would feel like poo poo after, nope, would but would feel like poo poo after two bites, nope, would, nope, totally would, would, would, would, would, too weird, would, pineapple on pizza is a sin, would, would, nope, nope, nope, nope, would, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, would, nope, nope, nope, nope, would, would, would, would.

Also I bet cash crab has eaten at least 5 of these things.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

deadly_pudding posted:

I think kids were just inherently more hideous before nutrition science started to take off, or something.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Paladinus posted:

It has pissa in its name.

It has piss and salad too.

pissala means anchovy

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Data Graham posted:

I don't think this works as well as the hot dog one.




e: fuckin' loooool at "Mexican", they literally just described the Taco Bell thing

second row, middle column, that is a cherry pie.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

piss and salad

No pizza rules

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

deadly_pudding posted:

I think kids were just inherently more hideous before they became a marketing demographic.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

That Lahm bi ajeen is something I've never tried, but goddamn if I don't want a whole one right this minute

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Xen Tricks posted:

I don't know why kind of trash HEBs you've been in but they're by far the best around here, great selection and also not apparently organized by blind idiots like yours are.

Possibly the poo poo ones in south Austin, otherwise known as the ghetto HEB and the slightly-less-ghetto-but-still-trash HEB. Those are just sad. The ones elsewhere in Austin and the ones in Kyle and San Marcos own bones.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Ah man I miss the HEB on South Congress. Apparently someone got stabbed there.

The organization maybe wasn't great but the produce was decent and I also found canned menudo which I guess fits the theme of the thread.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


deadly_pudding posted:

No pizza rules
Not trying to enforce rules or anything, but has anyone actually seen a stuffed crust pizza with hot dogs rolled into the crust?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
The hot dog one was cool cause it was a bunch of regional and country specific dogs. The pizza one just seems like "these are things that either are or resemble a pizza"

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

GWBBQ posted:

Not trying to enforce rules or anything, but has anyone actually seen a stuffed crust pizza with hot dogs rolled into the crust?
Domino's had (has?) them, at least in the UK.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Data Graham posted:

I don't think this works as well as the hot dog one.




e: fuckin' loooool at "Mexican", they literally just described the Taco Bell thing

Is everything in Scotland like the texas state fair and deep fried? Scotch eggs and fried mars bars are the only Scottish foods i can name besides haggis.

cadaver.
Oct 31, 2009


:(

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

More like Hole Foods heh heh

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Gridlocked posted:

Left to right, top to bottom:

Would, nope, nope, would, would but would feel like poo poo after, nope, would but would feel like poo poo after two bites, nope, would, nope, totally would, would, would, would, would, too weird, would, pineapple on pizza is a sin, would, would, nope, nope, nope, nope, would, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, would, nope, nope, nope, nope, would, would, would, would.

Also I bet cash crab has eaten at least 5 of these things.

Bianca, kebab, New York, Hawaiian, Calzone, Neapolitan, Sicilian, grilled, sushi, stuffed crust, and Greek. PLUS OTHERS NOT LISTED



AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Brawnfire posted:

That Lahm bi ajeen is something I've never tried, but goddamn if I don't want a whole one right this minute

The Armenian version (lamejun) is the best thing ever. Both the meat version and the spinach and cheese version.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Data Graham posted:

I don't think this works as well as the hot dog one.




e: fuckin' loooool at "Mexican", they literally just described the Taco Bell thing

Most of these I totally would eat, also mind reposting the Hot Dog one?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

drrockso20 posted:

Most of these I totally would eat, also mind reposting the Hot Dog one?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Thems some good lookin dogs.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I'd happily eat my way through that whole page.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yeah. Would dog hard.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

cash crab posted:

Thems some good lookin dogs.

In full agreement cash crab

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I havent had a dog in so long I could eat them at every meal for the next two weeks.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Universal Orlando's Citywalk has a baseball-themed hot dog stand that serves nine different varieties of American hot dog, so their menu looks like a shortened version of that image. I'm partial to the Milwaukee myself.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


So, this is pretty AFP, but we have a lot of hotdog stands here, and my favourite toppings are (in this order): honey, mustard, diced onions, sauerkraut, bacon bits, jalapenos and then I go back for more sauerkraut. Go make one. It's officially called a Cash Crab now.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Paladinus posted:

It has pissa in its name. Pretty sure it's a pizza. Just like gimbap is still a type of sushi.

Pedantic food trivia! Gimbap is technically not sushi because it doesn't have any "su"! Plain rice, not vinegared rice. Still delicious as gently caress.



No idea what that is, but it looks bad Toddo-san.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




drrockso20 posted:

Most of these I totally would eat, also mind reposting the Hot Dog one?

Any more of these exist in some fashion?

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

bringmyfishback posted:

Pedantic food trivia! Gimbap is technically not sushi because it doesn't have any "su"! Plain rice, not vinegared rice. Still delicious as gently caress.



No idea what that is, but it looks bad Toddo-san.

looks like natto made out of black beans tbh

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Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

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