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Colostomy Bag posted:Ben: "Hey, this isn't the tattoo I paid for." YES dude. YES to this burn. edit: page snipe sea horror: Toops fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Pgabz, you are a refreshing breeze
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That was the first time I heard Ben's voice - not really what I expected. Also that appeared to be a straight up mini-stroke.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:11 |
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Ben's getting space prison tattoos in preparation for the ELE.
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i literally thought it was a joke... i had no idea. Woa eh dip deh wo ma woah mu hed.
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The extremely fat man got a tattoo ? lol
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42 INT. TIGER CLAW - FLIGHT DECK Marine guards scan the identity badges and examine the orders of the two new lieutenants, MOS, then step back and salute. Paladin's ID is also electronically scanned. The three walk towards the elevators, passing the flight deck. The flight deck is busy, as repair crews struggle to patch combat damage from the last engagement -- we get the sense that the Tiger Claw has seen a lot of action. PALADIN Well, gentlemen, don't think I haven't enjoyed your company. MANIAC We won't...Sir. BLAIR So what about the tattoo? PALADIN You know what it is? BLAIR It's a Kilrathi marker. You were a prisoner of war. PALADIN That's right. I was on the Iason when they took her. BLAIR The Iason. That was the first ship to have contact with the Kilrathi. There weren't any survivors. PALADIN I guess not. Elevator doors open. PALADIN steps in. BLAIR Why don't you have it removed? PALADIN Let's just say, it helps me not forget. BLAIR Not forget what? PALADIN Why I fight. Doors start to close. MANIAC So what exactly do the Kilrathi look like? PALADIN ...They're ugly. (directly to Blair) Good luck.
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ewe2 posted:I can't play the guitar solo tho. It would have to be some kind of terrible keyboard solo. And you wouldn't want that. How about the Family Matters Theme Song? Mostly piano and drums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftLhANQxX0s Full House might be funny too "Everywhere you look theres a parp that needs you" Ohtsam fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Thanks for slowing down everyone it was a wild ride catching up since 11 850 posts with a 3 hour time out in the middle y'all done good
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AP posted:
Wait what? She is a Mother? She got a kid? A litlle Crobert? WTF!
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Risc1911 posted:Effort Post incoming... I'll agree with some of this but some of it is pretty dated. "Cloud platforms" are far beyond capable in the year 2016. 1/2 are combined these days because a load balancer is much quicker at L7 to act as a firewall, proxy and load balancer. In extremely complex environments though these aren't even considered and you go straight to anycast but I've never seen a game server be that crazy. Cloud services are more than capable to host "teh mmo" so long as you go with an actual platform and not jim's lovely openvz vm shop. Amazon as an example has everything you would need minus anycast. You can even get 10GBE links between instances if necessary. Plenty of platforms have and do use EC2 instances and Amazon even touched on it at GDC last year http://www.slideshare.net/nateware/gdc-2015-lowlatency-multiplayer-gaming-with-aws Google's platform I'm not able to comment on due to agreements and no I'm not an Amazon shill but NDAs gonna NDA. Aside from Amazon the other major one I can comment on is Azure however it isn't as established at this point but slowly making strides. The biggest problem with servers in general are developers. You can make the most banging infrastructure you want, decide to go totally in-house with a fiber-to-rack deployment of your own, ssds with 6 hex-core processors and 9000000 GB ram but the beefier hardware only hides bad code. ACTUAL distributed computing is a very hard concept for many to get as you have to deal with locking everywhere, how to replicate this data and how to also maintain consistency in a global scale when sending data across the US for example will give you ~85ms latency which in a database locking term is ages when most transactions will take 1ms or less. Backups these days are pretty inconsequential in terms of setting up, there's a shitload of software that makes this easy along with full blown DR failover such as Zerto and Commvault. I do agree however that CiG are hosed with their network setup and it's more than just trying to distribute their platform into something stable. They're taking a network stack that was developed specifically for local multiplayer and expecting it to scale massively. That's completely not possible and I have a feeling based off how they've described things Cryengine is extremely friendly about making GBS threads out a fuckload of XML data to clients. I'm hoping during free-flight to have some free time to take a poke at it myself but life gonna life. A way to compare at a lower level look at the hacks Lowtax has done to SA over the years to get it to survive a month. It's a message board that was meant for tiny little fan things and has now become this... thing. And while I do not writ network stacks in C++ I have spent my life engineering globally scaled infrastructure for lots of companies ranging from porn to ads to youtube clones. Plenty have been in the Alexa top 500 at some point in their lives.
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grimcreaper posted:i literally thought it was a joke... i had no idea. Woa eh dip deh wo ma woah mu hed. I laugh uncontrollably every time this comes up.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:18 |
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hi i work for CIG.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:20 |
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Reading the wing commander movie script is like reading the star citizen one. Both give me a headache. Look at this riveting writing. DEVERAUX (too harsh) Let me give you a Reality check -- in all likelihood, you're going to die out here -- we all are -- What none of us needs to be is reminded of that fact -- so, you die, you never existed. Understood? BLAIR Yes ma'am. DEVERAUX Good. Cause that's the only sensitivity training speech I can remember. Now move on.
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Jason Sextro posted:I laugh uncontrollably every time this comes up. I dont know whether to laugh or weep for the English language. Langosta Paleface posted:hi i work for CIG. Your not Jason. Lol.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:21 |
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VealCutlet posted:More greyhounds please
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:21 |
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Turn up!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxh4i3ZEqQ
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:22 |
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Langosta Paleface posted:hi i work for CIG. Hey
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:25 |
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U should probably ask for a raise
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:26 |
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Oh and a link I forgot - if you want to see the kind of hardware to run something on the fidelity scale multiply Eve's setup by 10 https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/tranquility-tech-3/
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Check and mate
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Decrepus posted:Thank god. A dog that isn't a Blue Eyes White Yuppie dog.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:33 |
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G0RF posted:That's very flattering, truly -- disquieting a little bit too if true but I would hope even those who dislike or dismiss my writing would consider it fair to all parties involved. Even the few who obviously wouldn't will still find times in my writing where I've defended them against an unfair claim or uncorroborated rumor. I write what I wish I could read somewhere else and mourn that what is so obvious to so many here is known to so few.
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Can anyone tell me the origin of I am glad of it and the Betty big boobs references? Thanks in advance!
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ZenMaster posted:Can anyone tell me the origin of I am glad of it and the Betty big boobs references? Thanks in advance! Betty Big Boobs was a troll account on reddit that convinced citizens to donate ships for her son. In a great surprise to everyone, it wasn't legit. We have no idea who this was. I'm glad of it was something to do with Eonwes admirers that kept changing his avatar.
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ZenMaster posted:Can anyone tell me the origin of I am glad of it and the Betty big boobs references? Thanks in advance! bettysbigtits was a "mom" who came on to reddit, maybe RSI, asking whales to buy pictures for her son. She offered pictures of her tits in exchange. People fell for it, ahhaha i thought for sure it was tits anyhow
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Palisader posted:U should probably ask for a raise i did what you suggested. now i live in a timeless void, feeding the essence of the best-saleswoman-in-the-world-since-the-day-of-the-first-conjuring with my eternally damned soul. i'm finally a part of the dream
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:40 |
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Well gently caress me
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G0RF posted:That's very flattering, truly -- disquieting a little bit too if true but I would hope even those who dislike or dismiss my writing would consider it fair to all parties involved. Even the few who obviously wouldn't will still find times in my writing where I've defended them against an unfair claim or uncorroborated rumor. I write what I wish I could read somewhere else and mourn that what is so obvious to so many here is known to so few. If only we could get Gary Oldman to voice that. It would be glorious.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:40 |
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I missed the bonafide shills that are not CIG employees like Ocotopode Karl Sarsapariller and others.. guys come back Sherlock Smart will not doxx you anymore
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:40 |
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Yes!
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:41 |
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In non SC related news, Dark Souls 3 is excellent so far.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:42 |
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My contribution is one of my brothers greyhounds sleeping back when we still lived together: E: He won a fair few races too, now he loving OWNS the couch.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:45 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:the community reaction to the new concept sale is....*wet fart noise* Awwwwwright! Both our efforts (and those of CIG ) are bearing fruit.
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Beet Wagon posted:It's true. Everything down there is nightmare fuel But, often delicious nightmare fuel...
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:In non SC related news, Dark Souls 3 is excellent so far. I wonder how many new players will rage quit forever at the first boss
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:48 |
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Toops posted:Yes. But CIG can't program FTFY. (And our video editors beat CIG like the proverbial redheaded stepchild too!)
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Beet Wagon posted:Derek, blue on blue, man. Blue on blue is best blue.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:51 |
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Meanwhile, in Elite....David Braben posted:"Our amazing team at Frontier is continuing to deliver on an incredibly ambitious vision for Elite Dangerous. There have been major Elite Dangerous deliveries every 2-3 months, with smaller point updates in between – a stunning total of 148 deliveries over the last 15 months. For The Engineers we decided to take a bit longer, to ensure what we deliver is great, but also to give us a chance to revisit many of the features in the game already. This is in addition to the great new features we have already hinted at, and of course more of the story, more on the ‘barnacles’ and their origins, more on aliens, and much, much more…
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Been there, done that got the <achoo!>
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