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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Tasteless Tattoos: The New Thread

All things awful and missspeled.

The old thread:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3632005

Rrrrules!

- No leeching images.

-Make sure to link images

- A well-done tattoo can be awful too!

- Don't post :nws:

stuff. Link it or timg the milder stuff.

- No gross infections.

A selection of garbage to get you started.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 23:50

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 13:53

i can still taste him: Feb 16, 2003; Buglord

"Stop starring bitches" is actually good advice for these scratchers.

# ? Apr 16, 2016 03:37

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

E: Wrong thread sorry!!!

Bad tattoos suck

# ? Apr 16, 2016 03:44

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

# ? Apr 16, 2016 04:18

AlphaKretin: Dec 25, 2014; A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Busket Posket posted:

There's an equal chance you're calling it out for being boring or dorky, but if the maths is what you think is wrong it's a Hitchhiker's Guide reference. :goonsay:

# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:29

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Yeah, "killed it" is certainly what I'd say too.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 17, 2016 05:42

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Busket Posket posted:

What the gently caress am I looking at here?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 08:24

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

A Kandinsky painting.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 09:04

Yobgoblin: Mar 19, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Clapping Larry

# ? Apr 17, 2016 09:18

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Yobgoblin posted:

For every meme or pop culture micro-event, there is a tattoo. You could probably tell the entire history of the internet and maybe even all pop culture back to the 80's or so through photos of people with these tattoos.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 13:55

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

That sounds like either a sociology essay or a coffee table book.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 14:11

Stringbean: Aug 6, 2010

sweeperbravo posted:

For every meme or pop culture micro-event, there is a tattoo. You could probably tell the entire history of the internet and maybe even all pop culture back to the 80's or so through photos of people with these tattoos.

Recent tattoo, 40s "meme"

I wonder if a soldier from way back when ever got a Kilroy tattoo during or after the war.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 14:11

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Stringbean posted:

Recent tattoo, 40s "meme"

I wonder if a soldier from way back when ever got a Kilroy tattoo during or after the war.

My grand dad had one.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 16:46

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

I think this is Ozzy Osbourne but at a glance I thought it was David Foster Wallace

# ? Apr 18, 2016 04:11

God Hole: Mar 2, 2016

Henchman of Santa posted:

I think this is Ozzy Osbourne but at a glance I thought it was David Foster Wallace

Weird I was getting a Mitch Hedberg vibe. It's the tasteless tattoo of requirement

# ? Apr 18, 2016 04:14

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

I thought it was supposed to be John Lennon

# ? Apr 18, 2016 07:44

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

You're all wrong. It is clearly David Mitchell.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 08:00

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

BrigadierSensible posted:

You're all wrong. It is clearly David Mitchell.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 09:57

ShoogaSlim: May 22, 2001; YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

sweeperbravo posted:

For every meme or pop culture micro-event, there is a tattoo. You could probably tell the entire history of the internet and maybe even all pop culture back to the 80's or so through photos of people with these tattoos.

There's my contribution. I love it and I don't care.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 03:53

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

ShoogaSlim posted:

There's my contribution. I love it and I don't care.

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

I guess it's ok if you like rats or pizza.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 03:58

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

LingcodKilla posted:

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

I guess it's ok if you like rats or pizza.

In case not ironic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU

# ? Apr 21, 2016 03:58

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Subjunctive posted:

In case not ironic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU

That's kinda cute.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 04:02

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

All pizza tattoos own.

Andrew WK just retweeted this:

Tasteless as hell but goddamn if I don't love it. AWK is actually the greatest.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 04:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

fullroundaction posted:

All pizza tattoos own.

Andrew WK just retweeted this:

Tasteless as hell but goddamn if I don't love it. AWK is actually the greatest.

That looks like art from that dude who is known for bad(good) simple line tattoos.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 04:42

strap on revenge: Apr 8, 2011; that's my thing that i say

i love all of these but i wouldnt have most of them put on my body forever

:nws:

http://seanfromtexas.tumblr.com/

e: lmao

e2: i wish i had this oen

strap on revenge has a new favorite as of 05:40 on Apr 21, 2016

# ? Apr 21, 2016 05:35

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

strap on revenge posted:

After snorting coke in the first tattoo, the pineapple took a bite out of the watermelon, which is now pleading for it's life.

Yes, this makes perfect sense.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 05:53

strap on revenge: Apr 8, 2011; that's my thing that i say

and the classic

# ? Apr 21, 2016 05:54

Lechtansi: Mar 23, 2004; Item Get

This one is always my favorite Sean from Texas

# ? Apr 21, 2016 06:23

Carbon Thief: Oct 11, 2009; Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

Facebook acquaintance just got this future blue blur -

Apparently a 'Patronus' from Harry Potter.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 06:51

super size soft serve: Aug 28, 2011; You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

It's already a blur?!

# ? Apr 21, 2016 06:55

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Looks exactly like the placenta, in blue. Props to the artist for color choice.

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 23:08 on Apr 21, 2016

# ? Apr 21, 2016 23:05

synthetik: Feb 28, 2007; I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:51

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

synthetik posted:

The wolf looks as horrified as I am.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 03:06

Kitsch!: Jul 27, 2006; God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.

synthetik posted:

# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:16

HOT! New Memes: May 31, 2006

# ? Apr 22, 2016 09:02

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Since it's confused a lot of people in the past, we've determined that Appalled Wolf is on a person's back, not a belly. You can see the knees in the background pointing away from us.