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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Jim Bob's body lies amoldering in his grave, but his Josh goes dugg'ring on 
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im permabanned poster jimbobstomper58. i first started reading the duggar thread when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of duggars and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like jim bob and josh bob in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of catchphrase style of duggar thread humor was all about; i think its the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who get the duggar thread to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Apr 12, 2016 08:48
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I missed a lot of posts what's the latest
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Apr 12, 2016 11:35
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Apr 12, 2016 11:36
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS EIGHTEEN KIDS AND COUNTING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOSH BOB. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SISTERS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Apr 12, 2016 11:58
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quote:Rath Yatra of Duggar deities taken out http://www.dailyexcelsior.com/rath-yatra-of-duggar-deities-taken-out/
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Apr 12, 2016 12:08
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https://twitter.com/VouxMagazine/status/718556031521980416
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Apr 12, 2016 12:15
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PathAsc posted:When I find myself in times of trouble everybody's got something to hide especially me and my josh bob
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Apr 12, 2016 12:25
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donkey salami posted:Are the 800 pound people pedos? I don't think so Jared.
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Apr 12, 2016 18:11
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quote:1) she PROOOOBABLY wasnt able to take such a perfect picture, from the drivers seat, while driving. 2) if you say your child has.never done this, youre lying. 3) they dont need your safety advice, one commenter wrote in Jingers defense.
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Apr 12, 2016 18:33
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Captain von Trapp posted:They rebranded as "TLC" almost 20 years ago. There's been little educational content since then, though they did have quasi-educational shows like Junkyard Wars for a while. The current freakshow focus started in the mid-2000s with Jon and Kate Plus 8. Unfortunately channel rot killed a lot of good networks from the 90s and 2000s, and TLC is one of the most depressing. I was watching a show about the execution of the Romanovs on Youtube yesterday. It was from that History's Mysteries they used to make on the History Channel. It made me sad that History Channel used to make shows about actual historical stuff. Just black and white pictures and someone talking over them. They also used to have a series on TLC called Great Books whereas they summarize a book, as well as the author themselves and the themes and the impact the book had.
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Apr 12, 2016 18:46
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What happened?
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Apr 12, 2016 18:52
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Jam Band
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Apr 12, 2016 22:44
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kith_groupie posted:I was watching a show about the execution of the Romanovs on Youtube yesterday. It was from that History's Mysteries they used to make on the History Channel. It made me sad that History Channel used to make shows about actual historical stuff. Just black and white pictures and someone talking over them. Listen to Dan Carlin's Hardcore History. It's p good.
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Apr 12, 2016 22:54
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Mad Hamish posted:I've been seeing too many commercials for that new Duggar show on TLC. All I want to do is watch the land-whales on My 600 lb Life blame their obesity on their parents, struggle to lose the weight, and finally manage to do so. Is that too much to ask? I finally got up the nerve to watch 600 lb life and the dude went from 1,000lbs to 400lbs and everyone was like "yay success" but you knew the gigantic mom was gonna start shoving pizza down his throat every two hours again as soon as they got home.
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Apr 12, 2016 23:30
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:im permabanned poster jimbobstomper58. i first started reading the duggar thread when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of duggars and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like jim bob and josh bob in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of catchphrase style of duggar thread humor was all about; i think its the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who get the duggar thread to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace. by jim bob thats me
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Apr 12, 2016 23:43
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Reverse Centaur posted:I finally got up the nerve to watch 600 lb life and the dude went from 1,000lbs to 400lbs and everyone was like "yay success" but you knew the gigantic mom was gonna start shoving pizza down his throat every two hours again as soon as they got home.
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Apr 12, 2016 23:45
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Here, someone posted this on one of the Duggar snark boards I go to. I thought you Jim Bob people would like it.
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Apr 15, 2016 20:56
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Isn't lighting candles for someone a Catholic tradition? Their prayers for Jim Bob are going straight to the devil's ears. The poor, misled papist.
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Apr 15, 2016 20:59
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Pvt.Scott posted:Isn't lighting candles for someone a Catholic tradition? Their prayers for Jim Bob are going straight to the devil's ears. The poor, misled papist. Yeah, but I think it's typically at a little shrine set aside in church. Although I live in a Latino neighborhood and the grocery store has a shelf filled with candles in glass jars with different saints on the side.
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Apr 15, 2016 21:06
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Bonapartisan posted:Here, someone posted this on one of the Duggar snark boards I go to. I thought you Jim Bob people would like it. If you pan down there's a flesh light held in place by the bureau drawers.
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Apr 15, 2016 21:31
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cumshitter posted:Yeah, but I think it's typically at a little shrine set aside in church. I've known some Mexican and Filipino Catholics that would make little shrines like that in their house for family members. Don't know if it's very common, but they do have the little candles for sale a lot of places yeah, so somebody must be using them. Unbelievably Fat Man posted:If you pan down there's a flesh light held in place by the bureau drawers. 100% probable. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Apr 15, 2016 23:03
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lmao who even gives a gently caress besides that's hardly the worst danger a duggar child has been in
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Apr 15, 2016 23:16
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Code Jockey posted:lmao who even gives a gently caress Also if something does happen it isn't like they don't have a spare. Same gender/age range too!
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Apr 16, 2016 00:44
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I met a beautiful woman at the airport bar. Things were going so well. We went back to her hotel room for a few more drinks, but I think she slipped something in mine because I don't remember anything after she slipped off her dress. I came to in the bathtub, which had been packed full of ice. There was a clumsy stitch down my right hip. On the mirror, written in her lipstick, were the words that would change my life: "JIM BOB"
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Apr 16, 2016 01:45
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So, which of TLC's shows will be the next to be torpedoed by a child sex abuse scandal? I was thinking of "Toddlers and Tiaras", but it turns out that was canceled three years ago.Reverse Centaur posted:I finally got up the nerve to watch 600 lb life and the dude went from 1,000lbs to 400lbs and everyone was like "yay success" but you knew the gigantic mom was gonna start shoving pizza down his throat every two hours again as soon as they got home. I've watched a number of those shows, and on at least a couple occasions the narrator suggested that these people were fortunate to have a solid support network - utterly ignoring the fact that their relatives were functioning as enablers more than anything.
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Apr 16, 2016 02:49
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So, I gave Deep Art a shot: J*M B*B  Here's the two sources: (lovely artwork is mine from early 2000s)   E:I have one for Josh cooking using a much more recent and higher quality piece as the "style" pic. Maybe that one won't turn out so horribly. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Apr 16, 2016 03:01
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Jack Gladney posted:I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOSH BOB Reported for touching underage girls to a police officer your dad is friends with who will put you back on the straight and narrow, I mean he's a kiddy fiddler too so I'm sure this is going to work out for the best
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Apr 16, 2016 03:14
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Cockmaster posted:I've watched a number of those shows, and on at least a couple occasions the narrator suggested that these people were fortunate to have a solid support network - utterly ignoring the fact that their relatives were functioning as enablers more than anything. Why would they want anything less? No one is going to watch my 150lb life.
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Apr 16, 2016 05:14
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:I met a beautiful woman at the airport bar. Things were going so well. We went back to her hotel room for a few more drinks, but I think she slipped something in mine because I don't remember anything after she slipped off her dress. 
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Apr 16, 2016 05:38
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Apr 16, 2016 06:18
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Apr 16, 2016 09:02
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babby's first photoshop, just needed an excuse to post it again 
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Apr 16, 2016 15:21
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Behold, J*sh B*b, Son of G*d, in all His Glory! From this  and this 
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Apr 16, 2016 22:07
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bump because this is still the funniest thing SA has produced since ebaumsworld.com
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Apr 22, 2016 08:12
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Drad_Bert posted:bump because this is still the funniest thing SA has produced since ebaumsworld.com Did you miss out on Doobie's and Archeage? Jim Bob from marketing.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:58
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This thread gave me the 16-bit Jim Bob that I asked for, so it was pretty sweet
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Apr 22, 2016 21:00
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When a Josh-Bob loves a woman Can't keep his mind on nothing else He'll trade the world To destroy the thing he's found Well she's bad, he can see it She can do only wrong Turn his back on TLC But they'll still get airtime
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Apr 22, 2016 22:59
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how many of you would fingerblast jessa
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Apr 22, 2016 23:01
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GET MY BELT SON posted:how many of you would fingerblast jessa Josh would
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