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Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

The Kins posted:

Bravely fighting for the right to move between the kitchen and the bathroom without his heart threatening to explode.

In his house, they're the same room.

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Codekeeper
Feb 10, 2013

Innocence proves nothing.

biglads posted:

Years or Stone?

:ughh:

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Variable 5 posted:

In his house, they're the same room.
When you get to a certain weight, every room is the bathroom.

runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

i am harry posted:

I have been on SA since its inception and I have never once copied and pasted anything I've said into a document to preserve later on a separate website that I own.

No, it's up to other people to make notes of what you say for aiding future categorization for you, perhaps using a browser extension. That's the real way.

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

Omar strollin'
while most people are cool with "its in his past" (because they have terrible pasts)

others are less cool with people who say sexist/pedo or racist poo poo, past or not, because people just hide it

still others dont give a gently caress because this man is, theoretically, going to allow them to escape their miserable lives

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Mr.Tophat posted:

Oh poo poo I just found something

Something bad

Real bad






No, I'm not letting you look away from this.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Also anyone have a link to the specific glass door review that was talked about? I missed it.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Ben is a loving racist rear end in a top hat.

It scares me when black people use the color silver. And they always do in videos. #13,739

I don't hate anyone. Except those gull durned black people. #13,857

You know what they don't have here in college? Black people. #18,464

There are absolutely no black people here. #18,465

I think our way is clear: we must write and produce a sitcom for UPN. I'm thinking... follow me here... black people... who do stuff. #20,746

<ace> I saw a guy get killed today because he was black actually
<ace> they should all be shot
<ace> all I saw was 10 people screaming "die nigga!" #8,996

stinch
Nov 21, 2013

EightAce posted:

1) what you are reading is the very tip of the iceberg
2) he made a valiant attempt to brush it off but failed. He double downed and failed again
3) the gaming media especially the online ones will start to dig into this
4) he won't get fired ......
5) it really doesn't matter anymore . And for the record that glass door review is legit

the glass door review for anybody else that missed it

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748466&pagenumber=3256&perpage=40#post458756951

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

NLJP posted:

Also anyone have a link to the specific glass door review that was talked about? I missed it.

https://www.glassdoor.co.uk/Reviews/Employee-Review-Cloud-Imperium-Games-RVW10258385.htm

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


thanks space friends

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
I wish I had the tiniest bit of photoshop skills... this begs for a "book of eli" shop "The Book Of LOAF" with lesnik's mug on Denzel's body. That movie even has Gary Oldman billed on the poster...

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

EightAce posted:

1) what you are reading is the very tip of the iceberg
2) he made a valiant attempt to brush it off but failed. He double downed and failed again
3) the gaming media especially the online ones will start to dig into this
4) he won't get fired ......
5) it really doesn't matter anymore . And for the record that glass door review is legit

holy poo poo. just when you thought it was bad - there is worse.

stay safe.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

EightAce posted:

1) what you are reading is the very tip of the iceberg
2) he made a valiant attempt to brush it off but failed. He double downed and failed again
3) the gaming media especially the online ones will start to dig into this
4) he won't get fired ......
5) it really doesn't matter anymore . And for the record that glass door review is legit

Eightaces... you make my pants moist.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:


No words. No words.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

TTerrible posted:

Lando is streaming himself watching the other stream watching paint dry.

https://www.twitch.tv/cigcommunity

They dont seem happy about it.

This should be retitled, "Disco Lando gets first news of Ben's blog."

Fooma
Oct 15, 2010

nom nom nom
Is there a connection or correlation to someone with a severe visual impairment and OCD? I hadn't realize Lesnick was half-blind. Anecdotal experiences I've had in the past has led me to believe that some people with severe visual impairments may have a tendency to OCD/obsessive emotional connections with people or things. This just makes me more sadder for him.

runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

Lime Tonics posted:



Here these should sustain you for a few minutes.

I had no idea you could literally get a bucket of mcnuggets. American Dream, right there.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
To those wondering what LOAF stands for:

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Hopper posted:

I wish I had the tiniest bit of photoshop skills... this begs for a "book of eli" shop "The Book Of LOAF" with lesnik's mug on Denzel's body. That movie even has Gary Oldman billed on the poster...

Somebody could retouch that into Lesnick's very recent "Enemy Mine" tweet photo and it would join the canon of classic realtime memes...

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.
Is this real life? Serious question.

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.

TTerrible posted:

One of you previously said to leave Ben alone as he is having a tough time. Is, uh that you or another ace?

As in : the guys health.
Look at him for God's sake. Being a fat gently caress is one thing and the constant jibes at this fact were wearing a bit .....as he genuinely has health issues ,
However , now you have uncovered that little lot...... Fire at will commando . Lol

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

Omar strollin'

Mr.Tophat posted:

To those wondering what LOAF stands for:



im more into kush & oj

but yea theyre p good

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

runsamok posted:

I had no idea you could literally get a bucket of mcnuggets. American Dream, right there.
And a few steps away from you a Ben is peeing on a toilet lid for science.

Io_
Oct 15, 2012

woo woo

Pillbug
I suspect French toast rather more than oranges.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Thank you. Think I found what I remembered, although the actual page is gone so it's a forum post linking to a now dead link.

quote:

The first thing detectives from the Toronto police sex crimes unit saw when they entered Roderick Cowan's apartment was an autographed picture of William Shatner. Along with the photos on the computer of Scott Faichnie, also busted for possessing child porn, they found a snapshot of the pediatric nurse and Boy Scout leader wearing a dress "Federation" uniform. Another suspect had a TV remote control shaped like a phaser. Yet another had a Star Trek credit card in his wallet. One was using "Picard" as his screen name. In the 3 1/2 years since police in Canada's biggest city established a special unit to tackle child pornography, investigators have been through so many dwellings packed with sci-fi books, DVDs, toys and collectibles like Klingon swords and sashes that it's become a dark squadroom joke. "We always say there are two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars," says Det. Ian Lamond, the unit's second-in-command. "But it's mostly Star Trek."

And... uh... did Ben make a Valentine's for his much younger sister?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

EightAce posted:

As in : the guys health.
Look at him for God's sake. Being a fat gently caress is one thing and the constant jibes at this fact were wearing a bit .....as he genuinely has health issues ,
However , now you have uncovered that little lot...... Fire at will commando . Lol

This sounds like a reasonable way to go about it TBH. I mean, I'll admit 'ben fat' really does get old fairly quick eventually (even if I wouldn't blame someone too much for randomly saying it, as opposed to constantly parroting it), but this? This needs to be parroted as often and loudly as possible IMO.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Ben LOVES to talk about Hitler. Wonder why?

http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=hitler

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Lime Tonics posted:

http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=sex+with

yeah i'm done reading this.

I need a break.

gently caress.

:staredog:

why would anyone save this

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

EightAce posted:

Fire at will commando . Lol
Random sniping is actually pretty great... it's like a big snow day
Ben Lesnick, Developer.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

EightAce posted:

As in : the guys health.
Look at him for God's sake. Being a fat gently caress is one thing and the constant jibes at this fact were wearing a bit .....as he genuinely has health issues ,
However , now you have uncovered that little lot...... Fire at will commando . Lol

Absolutely fair enough. It's been an honour, commando o9

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
So uh, do you think we did 1000 cuts? Should we let Derek have the killing blow?

Needling a 112 million dollar company.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Berious posted:

Hell yess.

Can I suggest an omm then a pah? It's OK I don't need writing credits

It started as a polka, its morphed into an angry ska. I might go back and add accordian to smooth it out a bit.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Found out where tickets go



Thanks Ben

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Scruffpuff posted:

That list reads like a who's who hitlist for CIG's Eastern European volunteer assassins come the collapse.

What we need is a white knight to combat their dark knight.


I want to do something so stupid right now... hmmm, where's my winter camouflage?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Lime Tonics posted:

So uh, do you think we did 1000 cuts? Should we let Derek have the killing blow?

Needling a 112 million dollar company.

Like Derek needs the xp, let pgabz do it

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Jobbo_Fett posted:

What we need is a white knight to combat their dark knight.


I want to do something so stupid right now... hmmm, where's my winter camouflage?

dont do it

runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

SelenicMartian posted:

And a few steps away from you a Ben is peeing on a toilet lid for science.

Just remember, he was pleasantly surprised. Evidently there'd been a lot of negative test results early on in refining his hypothesis.

Ben Lesnick: lovely Urinator.

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TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
PGabz are you going to do a video?

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