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My landlord occasionally sends out e-mails like this to people on his contacts list.email posted:Dear Confidence-monger and Fear-monger propagandist; that is, those with a biased self-interest in perpetuating, spinning, and obfuscating simple, straightforward facts with either Alice-in-wonderland, nothing-of-concern-is-going-on, fact-omitting, rose-colored glasses or apocalyptic, the-world-is-going-to-end-as-you-know-it, dooms-day viewpoints, please consider a few objective, altruistic, credible reality-checks from an impartial Reality-monger. Then it's just a bunch of links. headlines posted:The April Emergency The Fed Doesn't Want You To Know About (video clip) I don't know where he gets a lot of his stuff, but he does get a lot of anti-fiat, anti-Fed, anti-fractional-reserve fluff from people who turn out to be selling, rather than buying, gold and silver. I think it's because he has a mortgage that he entered into with his ex-fiancee and is now stuck in? Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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*made tons of posts between 2000* and 2008 about how President Bush should be unconditionally supported and not mocked, and how the US Presidency is an office that should be treated with reverence and respect, and that anyone who called for his impeachment over Iraq is a terrorist supporter who should be rounded up and tortured* *made tons of posts between 2008 and 2016 about how President Obama is a gay atheist commie Nazi Muslim Kenyan terrorist supporter, and how the US Presidency is an office that has become a joke and should be roundly mocked and derided at every turn, and that anyone who called for his impeachment over....well, anything really, is a true American patriot who should be assisted in their attempt to stage a second American Revolution* *on AOL or something prior to 2004, when FB started up Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Apr 15, 2016 17:48
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Stinky_Pete posted:I think it's because he has a mortgage that he entered into with his ex-fiancee and is now stuck in? It's amazing how many hateful conservatives are made by relationship issues that they can't get over and project onto everything around them. For all the (accurate) talk about how permanently butthurt the social justice crowd is, these guys are so much worse.
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Apr 15, 2016 19:19
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Hey look at this photo I found of this black kid making a weird gesture with his fingers. You should be happy the cops murdered him now.
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Apr 15, 2016 20:41
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A family of a father, mother, teenage son, baby daughter and a dog walk into a talent agency. The father exclaims "boy, do we have an act for you!" The talent agent looked the family over skeptically, then said "you guys don't look like anything special... what exactly is this act of yours?" The father grins, grabs the baby daughter, and rips her clean in half. He removes a length of intestine, staples it to his son's mouth, and shits in it or something. The mom's also probably masturbating also the dog gets hosed etc etc I don't really feel like writing this out pretend this gets progressively more disgusting. "Ta-da!" the remaining living family members exclaim as they take a bow. The talent agent sits there speechless for a while, barely able to process the madness he had just seen. After taking some time to regain his composure, the agent finally says "....well, that sure was one hell of a production. What do you call that act?" The father answered "the liberals!"
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Apr 15, 2016 20:52
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Stinky_Pete posted:I bet it's "John" It says right next to it that it's " Buzzpo"
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Apr 15, 2016 21:28
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CombineThresher posted:It's amazing how many hateful conservatives are made by relationship issues that they can't get over and project onto everything around them. For all the (accurate) talk about how permanently butthurt the social justice crowd is, these guys are so much worse. Luckily this guy is pretty benign and quick to say "I only listen to the specific thing I think someone is knowledgeable about and the other stuff doesn't matter" when I bring up some notable quotables about this or that crank that he gets his confirmation bias from. I'm finally going to ask him why the websites talking about how the dollar is going to tank relative to gold and silver, are selling gold and silver rather than buying. It all started when he linked me to the most benign sites of them all, Peak Prosperity, which has some informative videos about degrowth and our exponentially increasing use of energy and the pressing need to stop depending on liquid fuels, but also applies the same reasoning to inflation, which is misleading because there's no cap on how much currency we can have, and if in 100 years a sandwich costs a hundred dollars, I think we'll manage. The only problem to address there is sticky wages. But he takes all these narratives from all over and sticks them together to suggest that the Fed is enslaving us with taxes that pay for our national debt and it's "owned by the bank cartel," because banks have to keep a dividend-paying deposit with their regional Fed branch, even though they get no direct voting power form it. And all of this is supposed to come down to "it's such bullshit that they can create loans without giving up money from their profits." But like, they're still on the hook for the actual cash on that loan and it counts toward their reserve ratio. Basically he relies on the concept of the Fed to say that the entire banking system is secretly all the same entity, and if a bank gives a loan the cash should come from their profits. Oh right, the thread: MY HARD WORK built the shirt on my back and now THUGS want to take that away? nO
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(Ahem) "DOLAND TRUMP IS RICH AND GOOD AT BUSINESS I KNOW THIS BECAUSE IN IOWA WE WATCH HIM ON TV DID YOU KNOW HE HAS HIS OWN AIRLINE? OBAMA HAS NO AIR LINE. OBAMA CAR HAVE GOLD RIMS "YO" LOL TRUMP IS IN NEW YORK. I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE BECAUS MAY GET SHOT IN HARLEM OR BE IN A 9/11. TRUMP WILL MAKE ME/US RICH IF HE IS PRESIDENT. BECAUSE HE IS RICH AND GOOD AT BUISNESS. I KNOW I AM GOOD AT BUSINESS. I AM MANAGER AT BURGER KING AND WILL MAKE $8,888,888 FROM HOME WITH OMNILIFE. OBAMA IS RACIST BECAUSE HES IS ALWAYS SAYING STUFF AND WALKING AROUND DID YOU KNOW OBAMA IS WORSE THAN HITLER. BLACK PEOPLE ALWAYS TAKE TOO MANY NAPKINS AND KETCHUPS NOT RACIST JUST THE TRUTH LOL ***LIKE THIS IF YOU ARE NOT PC***"
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MacFoon posted:(Ahem) 
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garfield hentai posted:A family of a father, mother, teenage son, baby daughter and a dog walk into a talent agency. The father exclaims "boy, do we have an act for you!" The talent agent looked the family over skeptically, then said "you guys don't look like anything special... what exactly is this act of yours?" And the name of that baby was Albert Einstein
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As a college educate, grown-rear end man who's presumably spent some time in the world and met actual people, it blows my mind that people have different opinions than me.
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Bernie is a commie .. Socialist = Communist I dont see anywhere that Trump is anything like Hitler. ??? He does not want illegals entering our country and that is the way it should be. No one knows who they are. No sec. Checks , nothing. I thought America was always this way? Anyone crossing our boarders needs to cross and come here legally and that is what Trump has said over and over. Im just very confused how in this world he can compared to Hitler ... better look up what a social is they are def. communist just like Hitler.
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InterFaced posted:Hey look at this photo I found of this black kid making a weird gesture with his fingers. You should be happy the cops murdered
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Apr 16, 2016 19:56
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Why are all those black kids making gang signs and posing with money and guns? It's a clear indicator of the erosion of family values. Furthermore,
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Ivor Biggun posted:And the name of that baby was Albert Einstein And everyone in the audience stood up and clapped.
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Toilet Mouth posted:As a college educate, grown-rear end man who's presumably spent some time in the world and met actual people, it blows my mind that people have different opinions than me. this but unironically
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Professor Shark posted:Can anyone give some anecdotes about crazy Americans freaking out about a Jew running to become a Socialist Dictator of the United States?? Late last night I browsed Facebook where apparently the hit story was that Bernie Sanders released his taxes, yippee. But scrolling down the "trending" page it became clear that about half of the shared articles were from Hillary supporters still demanding Bernie show his taxes several hours after he did. Out of curiosity I checked again now and sure enough, at least a few are still bad at  This dude's more than a day late. C'mon man, keep up - The current FB narrative is that Bernie's boring TurboTax (seriously lol) is still newsworthy cuz why didn't the commie turn over all his money to the gubmint if he loves it so much, hmm? Shoeboxes, Christ. Yeah, that's all I got.
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Have you ever noticed that LAMESTREAM media reports on every insignificant time a black thug is shot to death for being an obvious criminal, but that they don't report on all the times one of these coal-black "humans" kills a decent upstanding white citizen? This is obviously because of LIBERAL RACISM AGAINST WHITES!!!
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Please explain to me exactly how Donald Trump is racist. Also please explain to me what exactly racism is, since I'm not sure what that word means. And another thing, please explain to me where my car keys are, since I need to pick my son up from lacrosse practice and if I leave him there overnight again his dumbass coach is going to call the cops.
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The best thing about Hillary winning the election will be the impotent rage of Facebook conservatives.
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Dreddout posted:The best thing about Hillary winning the election will be the impotent rage of Facebook conservatives. Haha, you mean Bernie, but it's okay. 
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:My favorite Crowder hit The best was when he was trying to discredit this "union thug" he accidentally showed the unedited footage that showed Crowder was 100% the aggressor in the situation. If you look at his Facebook "likes" section, there's a stats thing and it says "most popular with age group 65+" and I loving laugh when I see it. Imagine being a "comedian" in your twenties and the only people who come to your shows are in rascal scooters or walkers.
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Melmac posted:The best was when he was trying to discredit this "union thug" he accidentally showed the unedited footage that showed Crowder was 100% the aggressor in the situation. It makes sense when you realize most of his "jokes" are just repeating bitter boomer gripes about how lazy kids are these days or why no one has work ethic, with a little jabber about MMA or why women shouldn't be in the military. There are young GOP assholes, but he doesn't really speak to them. Mainly, it seems, because he's an embarrassingly corny gently caress.
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*Bernie Sanders' Jewish family leaves Poland a mere decade before the Third Reich begins to kill all Jews in Poland* Socialist, huh? Where've I heardthat before?
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phasmid posted:*Bernie Sanders' Jewish family leaves Poland a mere decade before the Third Reich begins to kill all Jews in Poland* *votes Trump*
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Dreddout posted:The best thing about Hillary winning the election will be the impotent rage of Facebook conservatives. Well, only good thing, really.
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brugroffil posted:Joe Walsh is actually a deadbeat dad and tried arguing that his child support payments should be suspended because he lost his job aka got stomped in the election Beautiful baby Buzzpo.
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Apr 17, 2016 04:36
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Tricky D posted:If evolution is real then why are there still obummer voters?
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Apr 17, 2016 04:39
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Tricky D posted:If evolution is real then why are there still obummer voters? If evolution is real then why are there still <insert racist stereotype>
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Ivor Biggun posted:If evolution is real then why are there still <insert racist stereotype> If we came from British people then why are there still British people! Hot off the press is a story of hobbits and taxation: http://m.townhall.com/columnists/de...tm_content=link quote:There is much we can learn from Hobbit tax policy.
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Melmac posted:Beautiful baby Buzzpo. I'm dying A young white boy is in the supermarket with his mother while the father was away at work. The mom tells the boy that the budget this week only allows Fruit Loops, or milk. Not both. The boy decides that milk does a body good and he will just drink milk for breakfast. Then a black woman comes in with five kids and a man who is not her husband but the baby daddy of her youngest child. He says "ya'll jive kids grab whatever ya'll want because the state be paying ya'll" and throws his EBT card down on the counter. The young thugs run through the aisles filling their hands with goodies. The little white boy asks his mom why they don't have a budget. The mom says that is just the way it is, that the white man has been providing shelter and food to the blacks ever since they first invited them over from Africa. The little white boy frowns and says "that doesn't seem fair." At that, the boy's mom tears off her mask to reveal the rictus grin of Reagan's decaying skull and rasps "welcome to, the Republican party." 
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Well, only good thing, really. Nah, the second benefit is when my Mom wonders why her grown son has to live at her house with a mountain of college debt, and I smuggly reply "Don't blame me, I voted for Bernie! "God, my family is so hosed. 
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Goodpancakes posted:If we came from British people then why are there still British people! one of the most beautiful side effects of the growth of the new Nerd Right into prominence is gonna be more poo poo like this. a century from now school-kids will be studying political treatises that use My Little Pony allegory to argue against minority rights
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haha okay get the picture jeff...stop looking, it's a joke! it's for a joke about politics! i'm a commentator!
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Unfortunately, some people believe the phrases “lower taxes” and “deregulation” only come from supposed corporate shills, but I disagree. When I hear those phrases, I think of Hobbits, the Shire and freedom.
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"Like in the book where Sauron wants to enslave the free peoples of middle earth by implementing a single payer health care system..."
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