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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Lotish posted:

lol good joke, but I'm afraid we're gonna need that in four panels.

Make sure the last panel has no text, but also contains the phrase "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat". Commence

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The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

Kajeesus posted:

"Maybe the terrorists are motivated by something other than an inherent hatred of freedom, justice and apple pie." All of Bob's quotes are quite common criticisms of oppressed peoples in disputed territories, except the occupiers have been substituted with literal aliens. It's pretty straightforward.

I kinda think you can see it both ways, but I don't actually care much about that. I just love the delivery + the 'punchline' of the mega alien casually hurling their most vocal local apologist into a random mouth with such carelessness.

I see it as a reminder that it is impossible to do or say anything so outrageous that no one flocks to your banner & defense, if you want to get critique-y about it.

The Eyes Have It has a new favorite as of 18:04 on Apr 17, 2016

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Are you gonna go dickwolf on us mister sinewave?

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
no can do im spent :flaccid:

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study
Which one of you chucklefucks did this?

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

"But doctor", he says, "I am Pagliacci".

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Who What Now posted:

I think you must have posted these in mistake. This is the funny comics thread. The "boring, unfunny garbage comics" is thattaway.


Lotish posted:

lol good joke, but I'm afraid we're gonna need that in four panels.


I couldn't get it to also be Loss. :(

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe


Thank you AUG thread, you truly are bad posters.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Good

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Das Boo posted:



I couldn't get it to also be Loss. :(

lol

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Unmature
May 9, 2008
God, I hate this thread.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Unmature posted:

God, I hate this thread.

Christ what an assthread!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Part of Everything posted:

Which one of you chucklefucks did this?



And I'll look down and whisper, "A miscarriage is definitely not a joke, and I have no intention of making light of it. And it can be a tough and emotional thing for couples to go through, speaking from personal experience. And I know that it's often much harder on the woman than on the man. However, I also know that it doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it, and heal."

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


This comic made me think of you thread.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/ALAmgpo.gif

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Ah, a SFW Oglaf from a week ago:

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)


Oh.

Wow.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Das Boo posted:



I couldn't get it to also be Loss. :(

Yer a good people, Das Boo

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Christ what an assthread!

Don't we have a special thread for that?

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Grraarrgghh posted:

This comic made me think of you thread.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/ALAmgpo.gif

the real question is why is king kong circumcised

itsthetie
Apr 8, 2016

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
.: ':

01111110

7E

~


That's all folks, I'll be here all night!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


NLJP posted:

the real question is why is king kong circumcised

Are you going to be the one who informs him that giant apes can't convert to Judaism?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Karate Bastard posted:

.: ':

01111110

7E

~


That's all folks, I'll be here all night!

롰산

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010
What I want to know is now, is whether Goatse was the first version of "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat".

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Greggster posted:

What I want to know is now, is whether Goatse was the first version of "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat".

"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat :pervert:"

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Are you going to be the one who informs him that giant apes can't convert to Judaism?

Shiiiiiit. Imagine being the rabbi who's gotta tell him no three times to make sure he's serious.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Krinkle posted:

Shiiiiiit. Imagine being the rabbi who's gotta tell him no three times to make sure he's serious.

What about the whole sucking the blood post cut or is that only for babbies.

Not Evans
Aug 2, 2007

Tobias, have you been flogging Simpsons prop replicas on the internet again?
Did somebody say four panels?

From the DnD picture thread:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Not Evans posted:

Did somebody say four panels?

From the DnD picture thread:


They were loss traitors.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Paladinus posted:

They were loss traitors.

Eliminating traitors is no big Loss to the Party :commissar:.

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

NLJP posted:

What about the whole sucking the blood post cut or is that only for babbies.

guys his foreskin is probably just retracted, duh







this is definitely a good direction for the thread

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Radio Help posted:

guys his foreskin is probably just retracted, duh







this is definitely a good direction for the thread

:agreed:

I really sympathize with the millions of American babies mutilated every year to perpetuate a Jewish tradition.



Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What the gently caress :staredog:

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Of course he's a blue-eyed, blond guy. Of course.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

whiteyfats posted:

What the gently caress :staredog:
It's okay not to laugh at the joke that could have ended in the first panel.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Don't forget to have the Foreskin Man music video open in another tab while you read the webcomic for the complete experience.

quote:

Foreskin Man, I need your lovin' tonight
It's the only thing that makes me feel right
Foreskin Man, I want that slip and slide
Won't you please come glide inside?

Foreskin Man, I miss your gentle caress
My body cries for you, I do confess
Foreskin Man, visit my balcony
Being gone this long is a felony

I'll cheer for you on tonight's news
When they talk about your latest rescues
And while my heart aches for a rendezvous
I trust you'll return when my time is due

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Couldn't find any english version of it but I don't think it really matters:

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Nitrox posted:

It's okay not to laugh at the joke that could have ended in the first panel.

Pretty sure foreskin man isn't actually a joke

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