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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

i have pictures of butts permanently tied to my google account, and when i get a new picture google displays it in a gallery and if I accidentally swipe left or right whoops now it's a butt

it's not my butt, at least

read this with my cloud to butt filter on and now i am just lost

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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
from my experience in the very early 00s (i was only in high school at the time but my dad lectured there so yeah...) my university appeared to (?) give public ips for everything (only a /16 tho) but was already firewalled to gently caress

idk i don't really understand networking

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

kwinkles posted:

read this with my cloud to butt filter on and now i am just lost

i keep back-substituting 'skeleton' into 'S J W' for this reason

e: lol SA filters S J W into robocop

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

vOv posted:

e: lol SA filters S J W into robocop
sjw :hellyeah:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






anroid sjw lol

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


vOv posted:

shall i strcmp thee to an md5? 

ratbert90 posted:

Thou art more salted and hashed.

yesssssssssss

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
lots of people in the italian scene are skeptical of Phineas Fisher's claim of hacking HT. what they don't believe is that someone could exfiltrate that much data (400 GB in a month) in so little time without anyone noticing. 400 GB in a month, though, is far from unrealistic given that in Milan even households have access to symmetric 100/100 Mb/s internet. in fact Phineas Fisher was almost excessively cautious in using only about 1% of their upstream

hackbunny fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Apr 18, 2016

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






la scena italiana *italodisco plays in the background*

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

spankmeister posted:

anroid sjw lol
he's more of a cyborg really

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

spankmeister posted:

la scena italiana *italodisco plays in the background*

http://lombrosity.com/

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



jony ive aces posted:

he's more of a cyborg really

roBOTcop

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
he prefers "robert"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


spankmeister posted:

la scena italiana *italodisco plays in the background*

i would watch an italodisco version of Hackers

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoJLINI1uJs

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Ann Roid

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Chris Knight posted:

he prefers "robert"

ah yes, robertcop

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

ErIog posted:

This is frighteningly common.

they're just ahead of the times. IPv6 is moving everyone to that model anyhow

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
more grey forum security advice :allears:

Rathlord posted:

A couple of people mention the whole "what's the point of having an AV, we're all screwed anyways!" deal and I'm not sure they got a perfect answer for it. Here's what I tell my friends:

There's basically two kinds of threats here. One is people who throw a huge net and hope to pull up a couple of fish. The other is people who are attacking a specific target for a specific reason. The first is much, much more common (and relevant) for every day computer users. These "big net" attacks are what AV's do a reasonably decent job protecting you from. The other attack- a targeted one- nothing will protect you from. So, yes, we're all screwed if someone wants us bad enough, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't protect yourself from all the lazy slop out there.



In general it (malware design and security) is a very unlevel/asymmetrical playing field. It's like if in football one team got to be offense the whole game, no matter how many downs they used. Sure, sometimes the defense will stop them and occasionally you might even push them back a bit. But you're still always, always giving ground and nothing's going to change that. All you can try to do is try to read their plays, celebrate your victories, and grit your teeth and fight harder when you lose.


Rathlord posted:

I'm well aware of that, but you've sidestepped my point massively. First, there's plenty of old malware floating around out there, and second heuristic analysis is... extant, if not necessarily effective in the vast majority of cases. The reality is, AV's will save casual users infinitely more than not having one will save them (assuming the same usage). That alone is enough to merit having and using one. The "don't be an idiot and you'll never get a virus" (doesn't particularly matter to the end user whether it's old or not) by-line is all good and well, except even the pretentious asshats who feel the need to say it all the time know it's not true. There's plenty of examples in this very thread that disprove that idea. For casual users (and even to a certain extent power users), a combination of not being a dipshit and using an AV is by far the optimal solution. Neither will work perfectly on their own. The unfortunate reality is that the crappy advice/attitude mentioned in your post (and found smeared well over the internet by presumptuous power users) can have a negative impact on people's lives. If someone is asking if they should have an AV or not, the unequivocal answer is "yes," because if they're not educated enough to know the answer, they need it. I realize you don't quite stand behind the point you're bringing up ("the people who say"), but I believe wholeheartedly that it's worth disproving those people's arguments.

E: And also, no, to your first sentence. There's plenty of people (mostly uninitiated neophytes) who read threads like this and their takeaway is that security doesn't work and isn't worth having. It's not a smart opinion, but it's demonstrably extant and encouraged by the continuous poo poo talking all AVs (deserved, admittedly) take.

EE: It's also worth nothing that "Antivirus's are terrible" and "you should have an antivirus" are not mutually exclusive statements. They're both true.


Rathlord posted:

Some security is always better than no security. While you're right that security theater doesn't help anyone, really, your answer to someone asking you "Should I install an antivirus" is still always "yes." Again, unequivocally. Sure, always try to educate people. Yes, absolutely inform them that AV's aren't panaceas. But for sake of all that's good and holy please don't tell casual users not to use an AV unless you're going to sit down and teach them cyber (lol) security and ensure that they've learned it well enough to rely on that information (and update it) for the rest of their lives. Spoiler: most of the general population isn't going to do this. They should use AVs. Your weird strawman assuming that you can either tell people to never use AVs or tell them that all AVs are magical cure-alls doesn't add to this conversation.

The tl;dr here is that you're a bad person if you're telling casual users AVs are pointless or not to use them. Don't.

e: And yes, if you can prove that for a certain user having an AV is less secure than not having one at all, don't have one. But that's generally the case for power users, NOT casual users. Security is 100% proportional to the literacy of the person behind the keyboard. Optimal security varies depending on the user.


Rathlord posted:

And you honestly believe that the holes AV's have are more of a risk for a casual user than leaving them open to years worth of malware that not having the AV would leave them vulnerable to? I'd venture a guess that if you're being honest, you don't. Let's not pretend this is some perfect world where we can educate every user. 95% of people with computers do not and will not learn. You're using fringe (if major) issues with AV's to justify leaving end users open to exponentially more vulnerabilities.


Rathlord posted:

There's an exception to everything in computer security. Glad you see my overall point, though.

:allears:

he got mad and ran off at least

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

that guy really likes the word extant

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

OSI bean dip posted:

more grey forum security advice :allears:
he got mad and ran off at least

he never responded about why people need their av to permanently compromise their browser at install time :(

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Migishu posted:

ah yes, robertcop

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i like windows defender because it's unobtrusive and when we sell windows 10 computers at work to old people, who cannot adopt new security practices, they at least have a little bit of safety net

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

is there anything that just setting the computer to automatically install updates won't catch but an AV will? i mean i guess if they intentionally download something stupid but in terms of actual ~viruses~ or exploits or whatever, because it seems like teaching people to respect updates instead of ignoring them as annoying is a more productive use of time than teaching people to respect AV warnings instead of ignoring them.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

like even my 67 year old mom knows not to download something suspicious and that updating poo poo is Important, so the only things I can see her catching are stuff malware delivery networks give out (so I gave her adblock) or something hitching on to one of her facebook flash games since flash is a joke

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
notavirus.scr wants to install updates, give it admin rights?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

like even my 67 year old mom knows not to download something suspicious and that updating poo poo is Important

You assume a level of computer competency above and beyond some of our customers, who often trust implicitly what their computer tells them, because it's a computer.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i got a message saying this

from what program

umm... internet

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

atomicthumbs posted:

You assume a level of computer competency above and beyond some of our customers, who often trust implicitly what their computer tells them, because it's a computer.

Yeah I get that but if you give them an AV you still have to teach them to use it and to trust what it says and stuff. I'm assuming there's only so much computer knowledge A Grandma can internalize so we have to budget what we teach, and make sure we're teaching stuff that's actually effective.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Yeah I get that but if you give them an AV you still have to teach them to use it and to trust what it says and stuff

or how to email a screenshot

just do that instead

my next escalation for momputer tech support is another computer with a webcam pointed at the first computer so can see wtf is going on

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
my mum hasn't used her laptop in a while and is worried she'll get 0wned in the time it takes it to install updates also wants me to go have a look at it because she's worried she'll click yes on an "update" that isn't

i told her she can handle it and will probably be fine. lol

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

flakeloaf posted:

i got a message saying this

from what program

umm... internet

this just triggered me remembering my aunt's stupid unending bitchy story she told me at my mom's birthday a month ago, about how this software guy was such a jerk because he said she needed an 11 but she only had an 8, "look that's your problem and it's your software so you gotta put the drat 11 on here i just want to do my job and you're being so unhelpful I want to talk to your supervisor!!!! so then he told me to use some kind of fox? since when did i have a fox on this computer! i don't even like foxes! what the hell!"

it was IE 8, if you couldn't guess. the vendor requires 11 and somehow she didn't get upgraded with the rest of the company.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Give your family Chromebooks whenever possible.

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



RZA Encryption posted:

Give your family MacBooks whenever possible.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Yeah I get that but if you give them an AV you still have to teach them to use it and to trust what it says and stuff. I'm assuming there's only so much computer knowledge A Grandma can internalize so we have to budget what we teach, and make sure we're teaching stuff that's actually effective.

defender just blocks poo poo, runs in the background, and scans automatically.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

Kaal posted:

Ah, now the explanation for the sudden change of pace in this thread becomes clear. I'm not going to recommend that the average user just teach themselves to be safer (because lol) and I'm not going to tell them to install fourteen different "community-supported" GitHub projects with half-baked GUIs either. I don't care if Snowden and Assange think that NSA could hack Symantec, that doesn't affect the average user. Most people don't need to encrypt all of their data and disable their radio antennae - they need to stop saving all three of their passwords on their phone's notepad. Debating about the merits of paying for AV or using a free-version versus using the onboard AV is one thing - that's always a worthwhile discussion, and the balance changes (slightly) every few years - arguing that all anti-virus programs are bad is another.

lolwhat

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
The other end of this scale is the guy who was on his 11th computer because hackers (who he'd traced back to Romania) installed persistent malware in his network equipment and boot sector. A stroke had left him perfectly able to work as an accountant, but somehow made him believe this stuff.

One time he came in at the same time as the lady who wanted her laptop's wireless card removed so she wouldn't have an IP address that hackers could use to change the names in her documents (which was a serious crime, she said). That day, I went to hell.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

is there anything that just setting the computer to automatically install updates won't catch but an AV will? i mean i guess if they intentionally download something stupid but in terms of actual ~viruses~ or exploits or whatever, because it seems like teaching people to respect updates instead of ignoring them as annoying is a more productive use of time than teaching people to respect AV warnings instead of ignoring them.

yes, tons of poo poo, and the people who advocate no AV are idiots and should not touch large networks of general purpose workstations.

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!
why would anybody want to touch a network of general purpose workstations unless they're atoning for terrible sins in the first place

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

no av on nana's packard bell beige thing, no av on my carefully handbuilt fat alone thank you gaming rig and no av on the endpoints of a domain with a hundred thousand users on it are three very different discussions

i tell my users that the av on their workstations is part of a balanced breakfast, like those 80s cereals that had nutritional value if you ate them with food

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Dex posted:

why would anybody want to touch a network of general purpose workstations unless they're atoning for terrible sins in the first place

someone's gotta scrape the barnacles off the hull, and by barnacles i mean terabytes of music, movies, games, porn and cat pictures

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